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Hey Time Machine, here's a fun question

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for ya. Shoot. Of all

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the literary hunks in the entire chick

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lit canon, who do you think is

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the hottest? Are you into brooding

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psychos like Heathcliff? Or maybe

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you're into slightly rude anti-social types

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like Mr. Darcy? Ew, pass.

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Times two. Yeah, you know hearing it

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out loud I am starting to be like, huh,

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not giving us much to work with are

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they? Yeah, screw those

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pale English crybabies. I'm

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solidly hashtag Team Jacob.

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Oh Time Machine, are you a Twilight

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stan? You know it, mama likes

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them hairy