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you're just not gonna offer me any
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know what they say, when you assume
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you... Yeah, yeah, I'm an ass. I
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get it. I was gonna say, we
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miss an opportunity to communicate. But
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have to work on the self-esteem of yours. I
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shush. The movie is about to
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start. Wait!
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And as an audio professional, I cannot
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alternate side parking regulations.
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And that is when we record the show. So
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when Tom is stuck in a Subaru, it's
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really just using the kind of movie as a
4:09
starting off point for a conversation between two old
4:12
friends, rather than, you know, one of these kind
4:14
of deeply researched movie podcasts where we go in
4:16
from like box office and behind
4:18
the scenes. So we have we
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have no expertise. We just talk. Well,
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I love it. It creates this really intimate
4:28
environment. And I feel like I get like
4:30
good insight into your guys's relationship, which is
4:33
very fun to listen to. So
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thank you. Now, you've
4:37
known each other for a long time, a 20 year long
4:40
friendship that is, you know, nothing to
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sneeze at. I'm not sneezing. Please
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don't. I would
4:49
love to know what relationship advice do you
4:51
have for our listeners? The reason we
4:53
have had such a long lasting friendship, can't
4:56
wait to hear this, is that we've never
4:58
been in the same city for more than
5:00
about two days. I think that's
5:02
true. I think if we were roommates, we would hate
5:04
each other. Oh, my God, one of us would be
5:07
dead. Distance is key. Especially
5:10
when you're talking about collaborating with
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somebody creatively, you're so vulnerable. When you say
5:14
like, here's a thing I made, what do
5:17
you think? And to be able to know
5:19
that we're really engaged in a
5:21
common cause here to make the
5:23
best thing that we can make together. That trust, I
5:25
guess it kind of goes hand in hand with
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friendship. Wow,
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that is very beautiful. Yeah, love
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you, Sam. Very contrasting answers. It
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gives you a little insight into the dynamic, actually. One
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of us is very sensitive
5:41
and a joy to be around
5:44
and the other one isn't. I
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wonder if our listeners can figure out which
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is which over the course of this episode.
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It's gonna be a disaster. Alright,
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well without further delay, let
5:56
us get into our first round
5:58
today. is going to
6:01
include questions about both on
6:03
screen and behind the scenes
6:05
trivia in a round that
6:07
we are calling method or madness.
6:11
Now this is basically our version of true
6:13
or false. I'm going to describe the way
6:15
a movie came together to you and you'll
6:18
have to tell me if it is true,
6:20
method or false,
6:22
madness. Make sense? Alright.
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James, you are going to kick us off
6:27
this round. Okay. Here's your question.
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In 2022, the streamer Hulu
6:33
released an original romantic comedy
6:35
called Fire Island. It
6:37
stars Joel Kim Booster and Bo and
6:39
Yang and it's about a group of
6:41
queer vacationers spending a week on Fire
6:44
Island, dancing, drinking and wearing so many
6:46
crop tops. Why don't we just get a
6:48
little f***ed up and dance? Sounds great.
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Ah, the beauty of summertime. Now
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is this method or madness? The
6:56
movie was loosely based off of
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Homer's epic poem, The Odyssey. Oh,
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wow. I'm
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going to say no, I don't think so
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because I think of The Odyssey as being
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kind of a journey and trying to get somewhere.
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And it sounds like this is a series where people are kind
7:15
of in place and hijinks ensue.
7:17
So I'm going to say no. You're
7:19
supposed to say madness. That's madness.
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I really liked your reasoning and it
7:25
led you to the correct answer. You
7:27
got it. That is madness. Fire
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Island was not based on The
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Odyssey. However, the movie was
7:34
actually based on a different story.
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Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. There
7:40
is a pretty well-known movie that was sort of
7:42
based on The Odyssey. Do you
7:44
know what I'm thinking of here,
7:46
James? Isn't there a Coen Brothers movie
7:48
that's sort of based on The Odyssey? Yeah.
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Oh, Brother Where Art Thou? Oh, right. Yeah,
7:52
I haven't seen it. Yep. Maybe
7:56
an episode for your guys' show. Yeah. And
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I love The Coen Brothers. God
8:00
the game on an unfair as. A
8:04
seeing the Cohen Brothers. Movie
8:06
from the Year Two Thousand Start.
8:09
George Clooney as the main character,
8:11
Ulysses. Which is the
8:13
Roman Emperor Odysseus where
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you live on. Our
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Rights. Som, I've got a question
8:22
for you. Are at.
8:24
The documentary free Solo came out
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and twenty eight seen The movie
8:29
followed free climber Alex Honnold as
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he attempted to climb all tabby
8:33
ten a three thousand foot high
8:35
Then at Law and Seventy Out
8:38
and Robles, the directors behind the
8:40
movie went to great lengths to
8:42
both ensure that filming would not
8:44
jeopardize Honnold safety and get the
8:46
footage necessary for their movie. Now.
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Is this method or madness and
8:52
order to capture Honnold audio as
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he made his ascent up the
8:57
walls free rider roots So makers
8:59
actually installed tiny microphones along the
9:01
surface of El Capitan. Wow.
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Ah, I saw this movie
9:08
and it's terrifying to ah
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ah ah it's really amazing
9:12
and you do hear him
9:14
the whole way. Ah
9:17
ah, farm and go with him
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method on this. I think they
9:21
probably did the. Somme.
9:25
That is incorrect. This
9:28
one was actually madness.
9:30
They did go to
9:32
pretty creative lengths. To
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capture Honnold audio. But the
9:36
filmmakers did not make up the wall. Instead,
9:38
they created a custom might pack for Honnold
9:41
that fit and. The chalk bag he
9:43
was wearing on his waist when enough.
9:45
For all the non climbers out there,
9:47
it's sort of this piece of
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gear climbers carry with them to keep
9:52
their hands dry. Pretty creative and I
9:54
got me wondering. You know you
9:56
find yourself on some sets, what's the
9:58
craziest thing? you. Seen someone
10:01
do. Trying to get like perfect
10:03
sound? I don't know but I
10:05
have a good sound. or the
10:07
Sandman friend Giles who's the an
10:10
Indian at the Sound Man and
10:12
he was doing sound for the
10:14
Sasha Baron Cohen movie that the
10:16
Dictator I think some and so
10:18
see it has to do. At
10:21
one point he was gonna rush
10:23
the cars in the Un like
10:25
the basically Un convoy was gonna
10:27
ban is the General Assembly and
10:30
says America was running. Up to
10:32
the cars and trials had to run behind
10:34
him with the boom months and finally is
10:36
that This is insane. I'm gonna get shot.
10:38
I'm an Indian guy in a running around
10:40
with Macys shotgun might a visitor ahead and
10:42
says you buy me tell this year we've
10:44
probably just go with the love on this
10:46
when you don't need to force Mister Professor
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of the Working. On a saucer Baron Cohen.
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Production Secure. Peace Solve
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exactly how Wow. You
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guys so and see them. Teams.
11:00
We are going to go. Back to Yale
11:02
Roads so soon. Musical genre
11:04
is near and dear to
11:07
my heart. That something
11:09
you may or may not know
11:11
is that sometimes movies will use
11:13
a so called Goes singer to
11:15
provide vocals for an actor. In
11:17
the fifties and sixties, Mirnyi Nixon
11:19
was one of the most sought
11:21
after voices in Hollywood. Now is
11:23
this method or madness? Over the
11:25
course of her career, Money's vocals
11:28
were swapped and for Julie Andrews,
11:30
Deborah Curse and Audrey Hepburn's. Roof.
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I. Believe that is true. I mean,
11:38
I've heard of her and I'm
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thinking of. His. it's. My.
11:43
Fair Lady. maybe data she might have dollars
11:45
for, but I'm going to say this is
11:47
mesut I. I believe that that's true. I
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know that that definitely was a thing. James.
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Yes, That is incorrect.
11:56
I'm sorry. This one
11:58
is madness. Only
12:00
because Marnie Nixon said not ever ghost
12:02
thing for Julie. Andrews Okay with since
12:05
Reagan or years our heroes allright and
12:07
as as are a few, it's tough
12:09
to find fault with Julie Andrews. I
12:12
guess as a singer see with memory
12:14
you know I think it's a good
12:16
time for me to mention that Som
12:19
hits musicals and actually said he wants
12:21
the She thinks that nobody else actually
12:23
likes musicals either. He thinks of some
12:25
conspiracy and which people pretend to like
12:28
musicals but don't actually don't. You
12:30
want to say I must? I mean, I
12:33
can't imagine that anyone serious about like and.
12:37
It's it. Systems not possible and
12:39
I should Cover is not the
12:41
music itself, it's that certain style
12:44
that comes out of like sucks
12:46
ha ha ha like eyes. I
12:48
just my son want to die
12:50
immediately so you don't believe in
12:52
July and enthusiasm and are nice
12:55
nice all football for joy of
12:57
not in not in that particular
12:59
framework. Oh right. Okay, it's.
13:03
Financial success as but. Yes
13:05
or girl Marnie see stayed booked
13:07
in Hollywood though she did not
13:09
dosing for Julie Andrews see go
13:11
saying for pretty much everyone else
13:14
she didn't All of. Audrey.
13:16
Hepburn singing and my for a Lady were right
13:18
about that. James. For donald to half a
13:20
point though for that you know at least. Some
13:23
tireless is this hundred ohm of
13:25
trivia us. Some you have got
13:28
our final question of the round.
13:30
Aura the rate Charles bio.
13:32
Pic Ray came out in Two
13:34
Thousand and Four to great critical
13:36
acclaim. after Jamie Fox, who starred
13:38
in the film won the Academy
13:40
Award for Best lead actor that
13:42
year. Now is this Method or
13:44
Madness In order to play the
13:46
Blinds musician, Jamie Fox had his
13:48
eyes glued shut for fourteen hours
13:50
a day. Or
13:53
is it other movie I've seen. But.
13:58
We. Couldn't his just kept them. I
14:00
mean, like, it
14:02
does seem a little extreme. I'm
14:05
going to go with method. It's the
14:07
kind of insane that people do. I
14:10
would have just kept my eyes closed, but I think maybe
14:12
to win the Oscar, he did it. Some,
14:16
that is the kind of insane
14:18
that people do. That is method.
14:21
This is true. The
14:23
movie's director, Taylor Hackford, suggested that
14:25
Fox wear a prosthetic of Ray
14:27
Charles's eyes over his own, which
14:30
meant that for 12 and 14 hour
14:32
days of shooting, Fox's eyes were glued
14:34
shut. Initially, Fox suffered
14:36
panic attacks from the ensuing claustrophobia,
14:39
but it got used to the prosthetic after
14:41
a couple of weeks of shooting. And
14:43
you'll be fine in a few weeks. I'm not being able
14:45
to see. Don't worry about it, yeah. Wow.
14:48
It's about, it's even sadder, more
14:51
disturbing. Fox's colleagues on the
14:53
movie were not quite as used
14:55
to the prosthetic as the actor,
14:58
and they would sometimes forget that he couldn't see
15:00
and leave him behind on set, and
15:02
able to get from place to place. That's
15:06
pretty. I might be blind, but
15:08
I ain't. Well, that brings us
15:10
to the end of our first round of
15:13
questions. I've got our producer,
15:15
Laura Newcomb, on the line, who has been
15:17
keeping track of our scores. Laura,
15:19
how are Sam and James
15:21
doing? Their methods are working.
15:24
They are locked in at
15:26
one-to-one. It's a classic first
15:28
round tie so far. Ooh, yes.
15:31
Classic first round tie, all right. But
15:33
you know, anything can happen on Pass
15:35
Perfect, and it does, so let's not
15:37
get too comfortable. And move
15:39
on to our next round. The
15:42
sound round. Ooh. Sam,
15:44
James, as you may have noticed in your careers
15:47
in film and TV, one of
15:49
Hollywood's favorite subjects happens to be itself.
15:53
In this round, I'm going to play you
15:55
a clip from a movie about movies, and
15:57
you'll have to identify it for me. If
16:00
you can't identify the clip or if you
16:03
answer incorrectly, your opponent can steal
16:05
the question. Make sense? Yep, definitely.
16:08
Alright, Som,
16:10
you are kicking us off this round.
16:12
Here is your first clip. Eating
16:14
lunch before I do a scene makes me sluggish.
16:18
I believe it's the job of an actor
16:20
to avoid impediments to their performance. It's
16:23
the actor's job to strive for 100%
16:25
effectiveness. Naturally,
16:27
we never succeed, but it's the
16:30
percentage. It's
16:32
me. I
16:36
have absolutely no idea. So
16:40
let's see, it's a precocious kid.
16:42
I've got a little taste
16:44
of a Wes Anderson-y kind of vibe to
16:46
it. But
16:49
I can't think of any movies of his that that
16:51
would be. I have
16:53
no idea. I just guess because I
16:55
have to say something. Hugo? It's
16:57
not Hugo, but Hugo. Som,
17:00
I am sorry. That is
17:02
incorrect. It is not Hugo. So
17:05
I turn to you, James. Do you think you
17:07
know what it is? No, I
17:10
don't. I can't think of it. I'm
17:12
sorry. Alright, well I will let you
17:14
know. This is actually from a fairly
17:16
recent movie. It is from
17:18
Quentin Tarantino's 2019 Once
17:20
Upon a Time in Hollywood. Oh
17:24
yeah, I did see it. I didn't. I
17:26
expected it much maybe. The
17:30
movie follows a down-and-out actor played
17:32
by Leonardo DiCaprio and his stunt
17:34
double played by Brad Pitt as
17:37
they navigate the final days of
17:39
Hollywood's so-called Golden Age. And
17:41
in this scene, DiCaprio's character has
17:43
a conversation on set of a
17:45
Western with his precocious co-star played
17:48
by Julia Butters. James,
17:50
our next clip is for you.
17:52
Let's take a listen. get
18:00
a sandwich or I'm crying and they
18:02
start laughing or there's people sitting in
18:04
the waiting room and they're and they're
18:07
like me but prettier. I
18:13
don't know. I was trying to place
18:15
the voice. I was trying to figure out just through the
18:17
voice like who is that talking but I can't even get
18:19
that I'm afraid. So,
18:21
Sam when she says prettier
18:23
she sounds just like Debra Winger but but
18:25
the rest of it doesn't sound like Debra
18:28
Winger. I think I don't know. I
18:30
will reveal where this is from. This
18:32
was Emma Stone in
18:34
2016's La La Land, Damien
18:36
Chazelle's movie about struggling to
18:39
make it in show business
18:41
and Emma Stone won an Oscar for Best
18:43
Actress for her performance. It's
18:45
not surprising I didn't get it. I can't stand this
18:48
movie. I
18:51
think it's fair that I didn't get it. Well it's a musical for a
18:53
start so it's no wonder. It's
18:55
a musical and it's like
18:57
the most lame idea of
18:59
what jazz is. Sorry. I
19:01
just think it's pathetic. No
19:05
apology is necessary. I appreciate
19:08
the fervor of your
19:10
opinion. All right on that note, Sam
19:12
I have got another clip for you. Let's
19:14
take a listen. So
19:27
you guys both got excited when you heard
19:29
this. Now we're talking.
19:31
Now we're talking. This
19:34
I hope is Sunset Boulevard.
19:37
It sure is. Yes. That
19:40
was from the 1950 movie Sunset
19:42
Boulevard. Billy Wilder's movie stars
19:45
Gloria Swanson as former silent
19:47
film star Norma Desmond who
19:49
desperately plots to make a
19:51
comeback in the talkies. Swanson
19:54
herself was a former silent film star
19:56
who had some difficulty transitioning into sound
19:58
movies. That
22:00
line also touches that for me. Well,
22:04
we have reached the end of the sound round. So,
22:07
Laura, I would love to know
22:09
how our scores are looking. Have Somme
22:11
and James broken away from a tie?
22:13
Our two stars still have equal billing.
22:15
It's two to two still tied up.
22:18
Okay. The author mediocrity
22:21
continues. Well,
22:23
we have one more game left to
22:25
play. Let's see if we can break that
22:27
tie. Give yourselves a little crafty
22:30
and we'll be back on set after the
22:32
break. Hey,
22:36
I'm James Lavino, and I'm here to tell
22:39
you about Alternate Sods, a movie podcast with
22:41
a twist. I've worked in
22:43
the film business for two decades, but I haven't
22:45
actually seen that many movies. And
22:47
this has been driving my frequent
22:49
collaborator, Saab, a self-confessed film sob,
22:52
crazy. So every week
22:54
while he's stuck in his car trying to
22:56
avoid getting a parking ticket, thanks to New
22:58
York City's alternate side parking regulations, we
23:01
discuss a classic film I've finally just gotten
23:03
around to seeing. Alternate
23:05
Sods, a new podcast about movies,
23:07
parking, and a 25 year friendship
23:09
wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome
23:22
back, my method contestants. Saab,
23:25
James, how would you say this production
23:27
is going so far? Offly well.
23:32
I think you're the star of the show. We're
23:34
not pulling our weight so far. Hopefully
23:36
we can do better for you. You
23:38
are far too self-deprecating. You guys are
23:41
shining trivia stars. That's
23:43
very kind, very kind. You've performed
23:46
beautifully, but we are about to turn
23:48
up the pressure here because we have
23:50
reached our final round. The lightning
23:52
round. The way
23:54
this works is I'll ask you a
23:56
series of short answer trivia questions, and
23:59
since you're Well,
26:01
I will let you know in order to be
26:03
James, you will need to answer five questions correctly.
26:06
We'll get 60 seconds on the clock for you
26:08
some. Your time
26:10
starts now. How
26:12
many days a week does alternate side parking apply
26:14
in New York City? It
26:17
depends where you are. Two or four. I'll
26:20
take four days. Who plays Jim Carey's best
26:22
friend in Dumb and Dumber? What's his name?
26:24
Jim Daniel. Jeff Daniel.
26:26
Correct. From
26:28
1895 to 1930, what color did New
26:30
York City street cleaners wear? Green.
26:34
White. What movie about friends who
26:37
fought in Vietnam won Best Picture in 1979? Gear
26:40
Hunter. Correct. Where does Batman
26:43
park the Batmobile in Gotham City? In
26:45
the Batcave. Correct. Which 1986 movie
26:48
about friends took its title from a Ben E.
26:50
King song? Stand By Me. Correct.
26:53
What movie best friends claim to have
26:55
invented Post-its? Don't know. Romeo
26:57
and Michelle. What does the Ghostbusters crew
26:59
call their car? I
27:02
don't actually know that. I
27:05
can't accept the answer, but do you think, do you know it?
27:07
No, I don't know what it's called. Is it the
27:09
Ectomobile? It is. Yeah, it's the Ectomobile.
27:11
Very good. Wow. Well, that
27:13
was very good, Sam. How did that feel? Was it?
27:16
Better than I expected. Ooh, I have a
27:18
feeling we had a really close game today. So
27:20
I'm going to turn to Laura for our
27:23
final score. What was it,
27:25
Laura? In the end, James has
27:27
six points, but Sam has
27:29
seven. Oh my gosh,
27:32
Sam. That means you're our
27:34
official winner. Well played,
27:36
James. I didn't expect to win that at all. I knew
27:38
you had it in you, buddy. Do you
27:40
feel any different about your friendship now
27:42
after going through this trivia journey today?
27:45
No, no, no, not at all. No,
27:48
no, just digesting that, just taking that
27:50
in, getting that thing. Just processing, got
27:52
it. Well, congratulations,
27:54
Sam. This was a very exciting
27:56
game today. It's been
27:58
a pleasure to have you both. But before I
28:01
let you go, you know, you guys
28:03
talk about movies on your show while
28:05
Somme you're trying to park and it
28:07
got me thinking, you know, Somme, what
28:09
if you just took that Subaru, you
28:11
went, you drove over to James, picked
28:13
him up and you two just head
28:15
out on the open road together in
28:17
your own ultimate road trip movie. What
28:21
do you think that would look like? The funny
28:23
thing about the fact that I'm always in
28:25
the Subaru is that I didn't get my
28:27
driver's license until at some point in my
28:29
40s. And so James
28:31
famously will not really get in a car
28:33
with me because he thinks that I haven't
28:35
had enough road hours. So the
28:38
road trip would be mostly James driving. I
28:40
can tell you that. Yeah, I
28:42
think that says it should be. You have a lot of experience
28:44
sitting in the car. I do.
28:46
I do. Well, listen, as a
28:48
self-proclaimed bad driver, I tend to think
28:51
that the co-pilot can sometimes be an
28:53
even more crucial position in the road
28:55
trip. Awesome.
28:57
Well, thank you both so
29:00
much for joining me today. Thank
29:02
you for having us. I hope to catch your road
29:04
trip movie sometime soon. Thank
29:06
you for watching. This is a real
29:09
treat. The
29:15
Best Perfect is sitting by
29:17
GSP Media, created by Zekstra,
29:20
Poppy and me, Simone Volanis. This
29:22
episode was written and produced by Laura
29:24
Newcomb. The supervising producer is Liz Stiles
29:27
and featuring Karen Chi as the time machine.
29:30
Fact checking by Ian Michael, sound design
29:32
and listening by Tam Baer, original music
29:34
and theme by J. Bliss. The
29:36
show art by Sarah Gonzalez. The executive
29:39
producer is Zach Stewart-Pantier. The
29:41
head of production and development is Liz Stiles. Special
29:44
thanks to Erica Morrison and Emily Liedefin.
29:47
You can follow me on Instagram at
29:49
Simone Polanis or follow the
29:51
show at TacksPerfect Podcast. Thanks
29:53
for hanging. We'll see you next week. I
30:00
am big. It's
30:02
the pictures that got small.
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