Meet Constance, the most powerful witch in the Nether Realm and her partner in most things, Pat. 

Together, this quirky duo attempt to council monsters that are weary from dealing with humankind. 

Here for the bad guy. 

 

PS. Hey Monsters. 

Listen to this so we can all gossip about Pat next time you come to my Portal service. She can't be bothered to listen to her own show. 

           The very powerful, 

                                     Constance. 

This show is dedicated to our Grandmother. 

Taken from us on Saint Patrick's day 1981. 

We know you would have loved this Grammy! <3

This Podcast was Written, edited and produced by Bethany Yadon

Co-creator/ Partner in crime- Amy Wilson 

All music written, edited and produced by Bethany Yadon 

Constance played by Amy @somewilsongirl on Twitter

Pat played by Beth @BethYadon on Twitter 

Narrator played by Andy Feltherbush

Forest played by Dan White from Little realms @ButcherWhite on Twitter 

The Black Cat played by Nikki Richardson from Top of the round @NikkiRiVO on Twitter 

Mabbles Wabbles, Buttercup and everyone else played by Beth. 

Our cover art was done by the incredible @ARTmmkay on twitter also @CreationsBumble on Twitter 

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