Pattern Play is your twice-weekly dose of Premier League chaos, comedy, and  analysis. Hosted by Tim Geschwindt and a rotating squad of football-mad contributors – including Linde Sibande, Chevon Chetty, Jude van Wyk, Matthew Mashiane, Balin Bennisan, and Salmaan Rajah – we bring you gameweek breakdowns, Fantasy Premier League rants, headlines worth debating, previews worth arguing over, and games worth losing friends over.

From Arsenal meltdowns to United delusions, Chelsea chaos to Liverpool false dawns, Pattern Play is your go-to football fix that’s fun, structured, and accessible – whether you're a casual fan or a tactics nerd. New episodes drop every Monday and Thursday evening. Come for the banter, stay for the insight.