Here’s the quandary I face: The movie I will film this summer after vaccination is a campy screwball gay sex comedy. I am one of the on screen fuckers, and I've got a mid 50s dad bod. The other leading dad bod actor is in his 40s. How much dick and ass do I show?

Hard cock? Hard cock plowing ass? Blow jobs? Rim jobs? Will you lose respect for me after you see my equipment in action? Or will you buy the  movie and then screen share on NewTumbl?

You scoff at my question ‘Is gay more than sex’ but defining all the ways we’re gay beyond swapping bodily fluids is tricky.