This week the lads don't get their letters to Hogwarts, order themselves a magic Uber, and show up anyway. While Dumbledore is throwing them in the dungeon they decide to record a podcast asking "What Would They Teach At Magic University?". Jez thinks magic is better than Nintendo, Liam was visited by Lockheart and wishes he didn't remember it, Alex brings up his collection of vintage pornography, and Ash is sick of Hermione being such a friggin nerd.