Hello! Welcome to Ikea-Eh, the number-one employer in Spencer’s Folly and the most responsible custodians of that power and influence a sweet li’l town like this one could ever afford! Come take our factory tour, we got boxes for boxes! We got local government on our payroll! We got one way overmanaged guy called Tad I think! Ikea-Eh: We’re not sure this is how it’s spelled either!

Peculiar Objects Season 3 is run by Anthony Moore and played by Nigel Collins and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!

Remember: If there’s a ding, there’s a sting!