It finally hit me. This, too, was a test from the Stoic gods. Okay, I reasoned with myself. Time to take a breath and chill out.To check out other episodes and stories from the Pete's Garage blog at www.danbozung.com

Condo Outlaw

Apr 3rd, 2024 7m 42s

“Was that you in the pool yesterday morning?” she asked me. “I could see someone in the pool on my camera, and it looked like you.” Yes, I told her. I was in the pool. “You can’t be in the pool until eight o’clock,” she said, sternly. “Tha

Hanging With The General

Mar 27th, 2024 8m 53s

While she’d presented the general’s offer as a suggestion, it was anything but. Put another way, the major’s message was, Get Your Asses To The Front Of The Plane. Now.To check out other episodes and stories from the Pete's Garage blog at

Starstruck By The Wiggles

Mar 20th, 2024 5m 38s

I noticed there were a handful of other dads in the crowd, some nursing over-priced beers like I was. We were all wearing a look that said, let’s just get this damn thing over with.To check out other episodes and stories from the Pete's Gar

To Hell with Mulch

Mar 13th, 2024 5m 30s

Mulch makes me hate living in a house. Maybe I should live on a boat. Or in an apartment. I think I’d like an apartment.To check out other episodes and stories from the Pete's Garage blog at www.danbozung.com

Fred Time

Mar 6th, 2024 6m 16s

“Of course,” he continued, “if you got somebody else ready to do the work, then go right ahead. Won’t hurt my feelings.” This wasn’t some negotiating ploy on Fred’s part. He was totally serious. He’d be just fine if someone else did the wor

Toilet Seat Scam

Feb 28th, 2024 4m 32s

I am well familiar with the razor blade business model. Gillette charges you ten bucks for the Mach 3 Turbo, then three times that for a pack of blades. And they do so in perpetuity. It’s pretty genius, actually. But toilet seats?To chec

Best Damn Day After Christmas

Feb 21st, 2024 4m 42s

“What the hell is this?” asks my brother-in-law as he fishes another bottle from the back of the refrigerator. “No idea where that came from.” Famous words from an epic day after Christmas.But I’m getting ahead of myself.To check out othe

Neighborhood Cat Drama

Feb 14th, 2024 5m 53s

A pall of awkwardness descends upon the neighborhood as people take sides. Cat people on one side, dog people on the other.To check out other episodes and stories from the Pete's Garage blog at www.danbozung.com

The Antidote to the Life of Quiet Desperation

Feb 7th, 2024 4m 43s

Anyone willing to put it all out there for public ridicule used to creep me out. I mean, do they want people to think they’re freaks?To check out other episodes and stories from the Pete's Garage blog at www.danbozung.com

The Dog Behavior Consultant's Dilemma

Jan 31st, 2024 3m 43s

Have you been to Puerto Rico? Or anywhere in Central America? I have. And I can tell you, dogs there would happily spend their days lapping malt liquor from a toilet, given the opportunity.To check out other episodes and stories from the P

Ode to the G-1

Jan 24th, 2024 4m 56s

Ask Maverick which he loves more, the jacket or the motorcycle. He’ll say the jacket. If he’s being honest.To check out other episodes and stories from the Pete's Garage blog at www.danbozung.com

Hotel Butler

Jan 17th, 2024 7m 32s

I like to think I have good manners and a modicum of class. But the whole point of good manners is to put people at ease. I didn’t put Andres at ease. In fact, I think I may have insulted him.To check out other episodes and stories from th

A Ref Goes Viral

Jan 10th, 2024 7m 27s

I hope that at some point after the Lions-Seahawks game Kemp took a moment to reflect upon his magnificent achievement. And to appreciate how, in a single moment, he had captured the kind of glory that so often eludes George Costanza and the r

Minor In Possession

Jan 3rd, 2024 4m 34s

By the time he gets to my door, a beer puddle has formed around my feet. The whole car smells like a dive bar. “Step out of the vehicle,” the cop says. To check out other episodes and stories from the Pete's Garage blog at www.danbozung.com

Panera Bread Hell

Dec 27th, 2023 6m 48s

My brain struggled to process the comment. I’d been awake since two o’clock in the morning, so anything would have been a struggle. But a pierced tongue? I mean . . .Based on the popular blog by Dan Bozung (danbozung.com/blog).

David Hasselhoff

Dec 20th, 2023 6m 21s

The gauntlet had thus been thrown down. Jeff was going to somehow dupe our Naval Academy company officer into saying “David Hasselhoff.” Based on the popular blog by Dan Bozung (danbozung.com/blog).

What The Hell Is This And Who’s Pete

Dec 13th, 2023 4m 40s

Park the mower, and grab a beer! Timeless observations on toilet seats, high school idiocy, and mulch, based on the popular blog by Dan Bozung (danbozung.com/blog).

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