Phil & Bob discuss the Hamptons and reveal some "breathtaking acts of selfishness" committed by its seasonal residents.

The Treehouse Team also examines:

     • why trendy restaurants are like contemporary art;

     • the Long Island Expressway;

     • The Bank of Tokyo Trust's secret beach house in Amagansett;

     • East Hampton's infamous McMansion Manor;

     • Litchfield County's laid-back vibe;

     • the hidden scourge of Chinese-owned sushi restaurants in Manhattan;

     • massaging an octopus; and

     • how Phil plans to win the Nobel Peace Prize within five years!!!