Hello gorgeous creeps. I am back from a little hiatus with an audio delight, fresh and ready to be dripped into your ears.In this episode we meet Terry. Who has decided to become a Pirate. A land Pirate. The terror of the motorways. He's got a

13. BILLIE PIPER DIMENSION STEPPER - PART 3

Nov 18th, 2021 57m 21s

Hello gorgeous creeps. Here is the final part of the Billie Piper trilogy. In this episode, Billie & Keeley make their way to Stonehenge, where they meet Uther Pendragon and the Druid army. After sacrificing Noel Fielding and activating the sto

12. BILLIE PIPER DIMENSION STEPPER - PART 2

Oct 6th, 2021 44m 49s

Hello there gorgeous creep1Here we are, once again, with a brand new audio delight. Ready to fling merrily down your ears and run riot round your mind. Aren't you lucky!In this episode, we hear the second part of the previous episode (duh). S

11. BILLIE PIPER DIMENSION STEPPER - PART 1

Sep 6th, 2021 28m 26s

Hello gorgeous creeps.Did you miss me? I have returned to your heads with a marvellous audio delight, featuring none other than former popstar, turned actor, BILLIE PIPER.In this episode Jasper is getting ready for his annual Bunga-Bunga

10. TREEVENGE

Jun 30th, 2021 1h 5m

Hello my sexy scumbags!Here's another, brand spanking new audio delight for you to trickle into your ears and allow to run riot round your mind. And what a riot it is!This episode sees a gang of littering youths being chased through the w

9. KILL YOUR LANDLORD

May 26th, 2021 31m 12s

Hello Gorgeous Creeps!It is I, Piano Teeth, that voice inside your head. Back once again with an eargasm that'll leave you desperate for me.I'm sorry I was away for so long. I've been on the run you see. But I'm back now and don't worry. You'

8. SIR DAVID ATTENBOROUGH'S MAGIC CANS

Aug 19th, 2020 40m 2s

Hello Gorgeous Creeps!It is I, Piano Teeth. The voice inside your head. Back once again with a barnstorming audio-delight that will completely and utterly blow your socks off.Unfortunately, I'm going to have to take a short break after this o

7. I AM KING ARTHUR

Aug 14th, 2020 31m 28s

Hello gorgeous creeps! Here we are once again with a brand new audio delight for you to trickle into your ears. My apologies for the delay in this one. After a big night on the bleach Jasper the Toad swallowed the microphone. Had to wait a coup

6. THE MAGIC SHEEP

Aug 5th, 2020 44m 32s

Hello Gorgeous Creeps.I hope this finds you as well as you possibly can be. We are back with a story bang and this one is an absolute brain cracking banger.In this fantastical audio delight we throw ourselves down the plug hole and end up

5. NELSON MANDELA'S HARDCORE MIX-TAPE FT. TOM WAITS MEDITATION

Jul 29th, 2020 36m 9s

Hello gorgeous creeps.How are your minds? Ready for me to launch in and deliver my weekly eargasm of audio delight? I hope so.We will be taking a departure from the usual as thanks to the disco biscuits provided by my friend Captain Willy

4. FOX HUNTERS

Jul 22nd, 2020 40m

Hello my gorgeous creeps!It is I. Piano Teeth. Your bleach sodden, bath dwelling, skinless storyteller. Back with another audio delight for you to put in your ears and run rings round your mind.Forgive me, Jasper the Toad interrupts my in

3. STEVE, THE ACCIDENTAL HERO

Jul 15th, 2020 25m

Hello Gorgeous Creeps!I hope you are well. If this is the first time you've clicked on my face then allow me to introduce myself. My name is Piano Teeth and I am the voice inside your head. I have no skin and so sit in the bath drinking bleach

2. CIRCUS FREAKS

Jul 8th, 2020 32m

Hello gorgeous creeps. My name is Piano Teeth. The bleach sodden, skinless storyteller, and the voice inside your head. Thank you for having me.Roll-up! Roll-up! In this week's marvelous eargasm we journey to Hector's Circus and meet its epony

1. THE ORANGUTANGO

Jul 1st, 2020 40m

Hello sexy scumbags. My name is Piano Teeth and I'm the voice inside your head. Thank you for letting me into your mind. In this first episode, I introduce myself and Jasper the Toad, and then the bleach kicks in and we launch headlong down t

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Piano Teeth Teaser Trailer

Jun 27th, 2020 1m 13s

Hello, my name is Piano Teeth and I'm the voice inside your head. Here's a teaser trailer to wet your whistles for my upcoming audio delight. I can't wait to trickle into your ears. Enjoy.Sound design by Matteo Musetti (@4get2eat)Artwork by C

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