We hope you're ready for some crazy cryptid flavors from the country of Japan. This week, Emily spices it up, first, with the three-anused, butt-loving, fart-fearing Kappa. For the second course, she dishes up the beautiful but deadly spider whore, known as Jorogumo. Lastly, she closes the meal out with the hilarious and strange description of Ittan-momen, which is basically possessed toilet paper. Yup. Just remember, your butt stone is more than a Happy Meal toy. Protect it with your life. To stay on top of all the latest from Pineapple Pizza Podcast, be sure to check out our website at www.pineapplepizzapodcast.com where you will find links to merch, Patreon and a variety of ways to support the show, as well as detailed episode descriptions and regional specials. Help our show grow by leaving us a review on Apple Podcasts at https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/pineapple-pizza-podcast/id1543640038Or on Podchaser at https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/pineapple-pizza-podcast-1568165You can also send mail to: Pineapple Pizza PodcastPO Box 341Wyoming, MN 55092Remember, no matter how you slice it, you’re awesome and we love you.Kappa Sources:https://sites.temple.edu/yuki/yokai/https://www.japan-experience.com/to-know/understanding-japan/kappan-and-japanese-folklorehttps://mythology.net/japanese/japanese-creatures/kappa/https://mysteriousuniverse.org/2013/08/5-bizarre-legendary-creatures-from-japan/https://mysteriousuniverse.org/2015/03/the-mysterious-kappa-of-japan/http://yokai.com/kappa/https://www.tofugu.com/japan/kappa/https://www.printsofjapan.com/Yoshitoshi_kappa_control.htmhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa_(folklore)https://taiken.co/single/kappa-the-frenemy-creature-of-japan/https://taiken.co/single/spooky-japan-a-guide-to-the-cryptids/Joro-gumo Sources:https://mythology.wikia.org/wiki/Jor%C5%8Dgumohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jor%C5%8Dgumohttp://yokai.com/jorougumo/Ittan-Momen Sources:http://yokai.com/ittanmomen/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ittan-momenLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices