Despite what the Victorian ages have taught us, you cannot solve all your problems by throwing orphans at it. Learning this the hard way, Mort is forced to keep searching for that million-dollar pitch. Which he does after about 15 minutes of dick jokes. Seriously. Don't worry, we hate it too.

Topics: Adoption, Magicians, Dark Magic, Light Magic, the 80's, Copyright Infringement.

Starring Bobbi and Michelle.