Alfred Hitchcock once mused, “If the dead were to come back, what on earth would we do with them?” We could always call them Tomb Raider. Seventeen years ago, Angelina Jolie starred as sharp, sexy, pistol-packing tomb raider (and boobalicious gamer sex icon) Lara Croft in a movie version of the video game franchise. That PG-13 epic–aside from its famous, utterly gratuitous Jolie shower scene—wasn’t up to much. But these days, everything old is new again.