It's nearly time for Christmas.  A time for laughs and joy  __Where families gather 'round the tree and kids play with brand-new toys __But hiding there out of sight, just hanging in the shadows __Is a creature made of pure fright, a hateful demon that always knows __To ruin this joyful season, all he needs to do __Is confuse a simple postman, a delivery man or two __He then swaps out all those wishes, with objects of distress __And watches as happiness squishes into nothing but a mess. __So this year when you gather around the Christmas tree __Don’t you dare bother with toys for you or me __Be on the watch for the cranky version of jolly old saint nick __That bastard, that douchebag. Sadistic Santa you evil bloody prick

That's right folks, the nasty old ruiner of Christmas is back for another year of disappointing and dashing the P2 Crew's wishes. There are laughs, cries and a disproportionate amount of swearing in this evil disaster of a festive podcast. Join Santa's helper Matt as he leads Jenn, Jess, Rob and Paul through their exciting presents from Sadistic Santa and discover just how nasty he can be.

<h4>Cast</h4>

Matt "Santa" HewsonJenn "Animal Doctor" ChristodoulouRob "Space Combat" CaporettoPaul "Time Master" JamesJess "Private Eye" Zammit