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- Hi, everybody. Welcome to playing Games with Strangers.
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I'm your DMM tonight. My name is John, and with me are the People minus Celeste.
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Uh, hello. But those who are here are Dave, Josiah
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and Jss and Squid and the other one.
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Yeah, <laugh>. The other Clements, Amanda.
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Her name is Amanda. I, I, I, I am kidding.
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Media <laugh>. So, with that being said, uh, Josiah,
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- Okay, I've been waiting for this moment. It's time to gather your party, sharpen your witts,
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and prepare for an adventure of a lifetime.
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The table is set, the dice are ready.
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The story is about to unfold. Are you ready to journey with us into
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the unknown theme song,
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- Playing games with strangers, you know,
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there's no danger. So we're friends playing games
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with strangers, - Playing games - With strangers.
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- What, what happened last time on playing
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games with strangers? Um, we split the party, which is our favorite thing to do.
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Three of us went to go find tinfoil and hats
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and recruits, uh, about 55 survivors
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to join the fight against Kerik and Kaman.
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Aileen went to go visit the drought. It was the best thing I've ever done in my life.
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Uh, Salus the drought page boy helps us
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and we're granted audience and they offer us access to either the armory
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or the archives. And we decide to do both Kind of
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wilder and Callum go sneak off together to the archive,
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which goes mostly well. Uh, Callen gets three spell scrolls, uh,
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but it's followed by a cat plot twist, not a cat.
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Uh, it was a dragon. Oh my goodness.
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An ancient per Lloyd dragon.
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Uh, and I took from its word and it wasn't happy.
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It was a bookworm. Uh, it said that information was power
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and we needed chaos and fate.
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And that fate only deals in
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chaos, something like that.
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And then they left that fates left the realm.
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Uh, Karen is Kerik. Kerik is Karen.
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He fell into space between spaces. Uh, and in order to see perfection, he's going
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to be consuming everything. Always. That's what you missed, Tom Lee.
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- And we can Fox still sue us for saying that? Or
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- Fox can probably sue us no matter what, but - Fair enough.
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Alright, so we pick up exactly where that leaves off.
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You are in the under dark Callum
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and, uh, a lean of a new cat.
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- Uh, I think Eileen has a cat. I kind of made it mad at me.
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- Uh, you are actually right. The cat is writing Eileen's shoulder like a pirate. Parrot
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- Pirate. Indeed. Uh, no.
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Is the parrot a pirate? Or is, is it
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- No, it's a, a the pirate of a parrot.
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I should put that. Put - It like that.
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The, the pirate of a parrot. Not the parrot of a pirate. - Geez. - It ha it has a little eye patch on.
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- Uh, I believe we're going to rejoin the others and consider jumping into Kerik.
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- Excuse me. That's - What you're, you heard me?
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- Alright. So, uh, Callum
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and Eileen come back to where everybody else has gathered.
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Uh, are you guys still at, is everybody else still at the Armory?
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- Uh, yeah, I believe that's where we're Yeah, I think we were. Yeah. Yeah.
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- Eileen and I were originally trying to keep everybody occupied so that nobody noticed
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that so and so left. - Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. - We have, uh,
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everything we need now, right? - Yep. We just needed a cat.
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- And all the weapons and the people. - Yes. Weapons people.
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Cat chick fo hat. We have foil
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- Cherry on top. - Foil hats. - Oh, check.
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- Because it, it seems like we've got everything we need
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then, right? Right. That's what, that's, yeah. Well,
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- It could go shopping if we think of anything else.
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- Oh, no, no, no, no, no. - <laugh> would, would it be worth now on
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nature of should we find ourselves in a deep bit of trouble,
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uh, setting up sort of a safety net
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or plan, uh, which is to see a sanctuary
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here, maybe in the, the tower.
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We've gotta go up there where the door is anyway. Right?
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- What do you mean by sanctuary? - Uh, you know, well there are just certain
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things that magic do. - Some pews and some like, well,
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- Kinda, yeah. Hymnal. I was thinking, well, I don't know about hymnals
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and all that, but I was thinking that perhaps
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- Well, those tiny pencils. - Yep. Well, I, I don't know.
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Do you think we could find tiny pencils? - Uh, what about like, the little tiny cracker things?
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- Oh, - Oh yeah. Those are pretty good too.
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Those, those bad. Do you think we could find those?
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'cause I don't know if we have those. There wasn't a lot of food places
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that I could say that were still standing - Anyway.
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So you mean sanctuary, like safety, right? - Yeah. So it, the magic things that can be done right,
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is setting up a safe place so that if something goes wrong,
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I can get us back there. - Right? You can do that. - Uh, yeah.
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- How do you do that? - I mean,
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it's definitely a good idea. - Magic. - Wow.
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- Maybe not right here. Can you? No. No.
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I was thinking in the tower where the church was.
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- That is a good idea. Yeah. - And an actual sanctuary.
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- Yeah, exactly like that. I don't know if there's,
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there's probably a sanctuary in there. I didn't actually look, but
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- You said there was a church. - Yeah. I mean, the tower is kind of a church, right? Yeah.
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- The tower. Yes. - Yeah. - It's close enough. Yeah.
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- Yes. And we can have a potluck.
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- I do like a potluck. - I'll bring a seven layer, uh, nacho.
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- A bean dip. Dip. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Bean dip. That's what they call it.
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- I'll bring silverware. - I'll bring mashed potatoes.
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- I'll bring, - So do we want to take - Kind of weapon decree, - Our whole group up there?
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I'll set that up. We'll get ready to, you know. Yes.
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Head in to the unknown where? Perfectionism into
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- The unknown. Sorry. - That's a good, that's a catchy tune.
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- Okay. Um, - Made that up just now. Never heard it before.
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- So that was pretty good. Callum. Do, do you want to go and, and you could take Berg and Poo
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and Eileen with you and, and Emerin. Um, and, uh,
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- You are going where? Wilder? - No, no, no. I was thinking Mara
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and I could, uh, maybe rally everyone else. I
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- Don't, I don't believe that she will be leaving my side
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based on the past few hours
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and everything that I have tried to do to get her to leave my side.
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- Okay. Then the cat, - The cat looks up at
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you, uh, Callum. And he goes,
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- That male and that Mara, he had, he just mentioned.
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Uh, are they a couple? - Yes. - The, the, so him and her? No, not that I know of.
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In fact, the one that he was in love with kind of died.
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She was death and then she wasn't anymore.
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So that's a shame. I don't know much about her.
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- That's fascinating. - That, uh, that fuzzy thing is making noises
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that sound like words. - I would appreciate if the fuzzy thing would
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stop making the words. - Why are you looking at me while when
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- You say his name's Griffith Gr Griffith. I
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- Thought his name - Was who? Howth did what? Gr Grith. Yeah. That, I'm sorry.
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That's very hard to say in this accent. I Griffith.
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- You can say these. It's pronounced Griffith. - Griff Griffith. Yeah. - Griff
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- Griffith. - There you go. - That's, yeah, that's his name.
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- That's the most dog sounding name I've
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ever heard for a cat. - It starts making biscuits on Aileen's shoulder.
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- Uh, Aileen's not here, but she's dying over it.
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She's, it's just the cutest thing she's ever seen.
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<laugh>, I can tell you right now. Are - You gonna yager Alene tonight?
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- <laugh>? Yeah. Alene goes. Oh mom, bless my heart.
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That is so cute. And then she pets the cat. Yeah,
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- Because two characters isn't enough.
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- <laugh> three is what I need. <laugh>.
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Right? So, uh, do you want me to head out then?
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And I'll go take care of that and we'll all rally
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- Together - And meet up in the room. Actually, can't we go? Perhaps we just came down here
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to take weapons and, and leave.
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- I think we're ready. Let's - Go.
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I just wanna make sure that everybody down here has, uh,
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taken upstairs with us. That's why I was just thinking that me
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and at least someone else, I guess Emerin
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and mayor, I could come and we'll meet you in just like,
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give us like 10, 15 minutes. So I think we get everybody out.
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- Yes. And I can point out the people that will be coming with us.
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- Pick me. - Yes. You will be coming with us.
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Okay. Seems silly. - Probably put you first in line.
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- Oh sure. - I thought I was gonna go first
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'cause I'm gonna I used to Royal.
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Yeah. Alright, well I'm gonna start walking that way. - Alright, so what's going on?
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There was a lot of ideas thrown around. - <laugh>. Callum is going to set up a sanctuary.
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Wilder, emerin and Mera are staying behind to rally the rest
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of the people that are down there so they can go upstairs. Okay. Wild to
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- The sanctuary. Volunteered one of the quietest people in the group
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to rally people and one of the loudest. So
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- Yeah, but you can like, look at people and they're just like, okay ma'am, whatever.
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- And when puts on her commanding the force's voice
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and whips them into shape real fast
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or just glares. - <laugh>. - Alright, so we'll, we'll start
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with, uh, Callum. - Who's - Doing with
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- Callum? Okay, so Callum, where are you going to set your sanctuary?
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- Uh, I'm going to head to the tower. - Okay. - 'cause uh, I need a church-like location
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- And Pooh said he's going with you. - So when this is all done po where should we go eat?
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- Um, I could use like some good old fashioned like
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bug bear, you know, home, home cooking type food.
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- Do you know what else? Sounds really good? - What do you - Know that chicken fried steak we
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had ages ago. - Ages ago, eight years ago? Yes.
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That was like wonderful.
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- Yeah. - Was nearly a problem.
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Well, I mean, there's always something going on.
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- Yeah. Uh, and you know, if, if
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for whatever reason this doesn't go well and we don't get to have that chicken fried steak, steak,
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uh, fried steak, nevermind. Don't worry about it. No. Um, we're gonna be fine.
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- Yeah. We're gonna, we're gonna be great. But if that is the case, well, I mean, you know.
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- Yeah. - Yep. It's, um, well,
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you are, you are, you are, you are Callum,
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you are a bud. I mean, we've had some good times.
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We've had some good times. Callum, - We've had some not good times as well,
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but we've had good ones, which is nice. And, you know, for the times that were bad,
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that I blamed you for, I'm sorry for that. And
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- I'm sorry for not always, you know, being
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the best bug bear. - I think you've always been a really good bug bear.
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- Well, thank you for that, Callum.
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I don't always make the best decisions as you know.
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- I think that's kind of part of being a bug bear, which is why you're so good at it.
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- Well, you are pretty good bug. Bear yourself, Callum.
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- Well thanks boo. That means a lot to me.
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- Did you know I can do a sanctuary spell myself?
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- Can you? - Yeah. Only on one person.
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- Oh, well that'll be helpful too.
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If we have one person we need to protect. I suppose if,
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- Um, who, who do you think I should do that
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for if I were to do that? - Uh, well, I mean, I don't, I don't mean
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to sound selfish. <laugh> - <laugh>.
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Um, why are you pointing at Oh, oh, you mean I would ah,
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I don't think you're supposed to. Um, that would probably work
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- If it helps though. I can also cast sanctuary on a person
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so I could cast it on you. - Oh. I don't think that would be, uh,
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probably wouldn't last too long because I'll do something
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and then it would end. - That's, you know, that's true.
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I have other things I plan to help you with, I suppose.
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And not that, but magic is very like that. So, oh,
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- Sanctuary. You. - Thanks boo. - Yep.
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- Right about this time you guys come to the stairway
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that leads up to the tower as you have become familiar with it.
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Um, and you head up there
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and are you guys gonna do it in the basement
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or are you guys going up top? - Um, is there like a chapel or something?
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A place of worship? - The whole - On the top floor
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- On probably on the top floor. There probably is like a, well, yeah, there's a cathedral
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inside that, inside that tower. 'cause that's where the, uh, coronation.
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Yeah. And red happened. - What, you know, uh, wasn't there for
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that rough time.
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I hear it's bad for people. Uh, I'm gonna do it in, in the cathedral area
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or if they have like a shrine or something to, I dunno.
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Just in general. Someplace that looks holy.
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- Okay. Uh, you make your way to the cathedral in the tower
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and, um, there's a odd looking, uh,
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dried brown spot on the floor,
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but outside of that it looks fairly, uh, cathedral esque.
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- You think I heard the story about this? So that makes sense.
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- Is this holy enough for you? - Uh, well you see the good thing about, uh,
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my newfound faith is that, uh, we kind of did away from the holy areas.
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So pretty much anything is good to go
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for worshiping God, as long as you're ready.
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So yeah, I'd say this is pretty good.
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Plus if all those places were still here,
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it sounds like I wouldn't be able to get into them without dying.
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So it's a good thing they're not.
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- Let's get to it. - I'm going to say a prayer
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over this area and cast word of recall
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- Immediately after you do that.
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Roll. Uh, dexterity saves, please.
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- Oh, baby. - 17.
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- Oh, that was a 12. Still - You both managed to stay on your feet
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as the ground rocks severely.
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And you hear an extremely loud
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explosion come from the north.
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Although the explosion is so loud that, uh,
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your hearing is currently impaired.
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Not completely deaf, but it's like, it's like listening.
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It's like you got large cotton balls in your ears at the moment.
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- I always have large cotton balls. Oh my. Or o golly.
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Alright, well, uh, what the ow from just Northern Tower Falls.
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What, what, what about a northern Mau hall?
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That, that way we gotta go that way. Poo. Who?
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You. Oh. Who? Yeah.
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That way - I'm gonna walk outside.
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- You step outside. And as you look towards the north, roughly in the direction
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of the crater that used to be Castle Erler, you see a foun
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of shadows spewing out of the ground.
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- That looks bad. - Did you do this?
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- I'm gonna start running that way. - Towards the shadows.
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- Yeah. - Okay. I'm going to, uh, grab, uh,
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Callum real quick to keep him from going that way.
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- <laugh>. Okay. Uh, Callum, are you going to let him grab you
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or are you going to resist? - Uh, I'll stop and turn and look at him. Okay.
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- What about the others? I think they'll see it.
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Will they come? - I think they will when they see it,
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- Yeah. Why do you keep saying, oh, I get it.
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I thought you were saying something else. Yeah. So we should go.
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Yeah, that seems bad.
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What about my dad? <laugh> bad Dad.
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Dad? Yes. What about him? No, not dead. Bad.
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Bad. Well, uh, it's not very,
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I'm feeling rather rested at the moment. Well, that's weird, but, okay.
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A beard. Well, I I It's not fine
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- To drink - Poo <laugh>. I do not stink. I took a bath a few days ago.
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- In the meantime, back in the under dark. Uh, so Aen
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and pretty much everybody else, to my understanding,
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you are rallying your militia that you have raised of the,
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uh, refugees.
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- Uh, Emran gave her speech when she rallied them to her.
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So when she gets it now, she's like, it's time.
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So follow me, - <laugh>, everybody just kind of looks
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at each other and like, Hmm. I - I make her roll.
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Make her roll. <laugh>. - So as you guys start marching, what, what,
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what route are you taking? Are you gonna try to come up from under the mountain
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or are you gonna try to go up through I - I think we're falling behind the others.
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- Okay. - 'cause everything else is kind of collapsed, isn't it?
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- Okay. Um, yeah.
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Uh, for the most part, right?
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When you get to the base of the staircase, that's gonna take you up into the, uh, tower basement.
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Uh, I need everybody who is not Callum
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and Poo to roll a deck. Save please.
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- 2113. My goodness gracious.
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Uh, 18 Two <laugh>
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- Of all people who has four legs. - I'm not, I'm not dextrous. - Apparently. Uh,
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- I'm good at staying upright, not dancing. You guys,
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- You guys hear to a lesser extent than those who are above
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a loud explosion, although not to the point of impinging upon your senses.
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Um, but the ground rocks even harder underneath.
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Uh, fortunately though, only of the party only emerin loses her balance
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and hits the floor, uh, as the ground is rocked.
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- I'm gonna go help her up. - Y'all get back up.
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And <laugh> <laugh>
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the level of enthusiasm that is about This is high.
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That did not sound great. I thought it sounded wonderful.
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- I mean, good acoustics, but no, I'm assuming, uh,
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something bad happened. Uh, we need to get to Kaman Poo as soon as possible. Please.
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- You're undoubtedly doing something stupid. Do you think they caused it?
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- Uh, I it's - Likely probably.
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- I'm gonna say No. - Let's move, move. Had something.
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Everybody move. Okay, let's - Go. Go, go, go, go, go.
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- Because you're moving. Uh, how many people are in your army? 50 something. 55.
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55 As you guys are Oh, 52.
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- No, no, no. Poo and Callum are in Army of two <laugh>. Oh, okay.
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- Oh, I see what you're, I see for those of you
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who are in just listening, uh, the reason why I said
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that was 'cause Josiah was holding up two fingers, so I thought he was correcting.
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Um, so at, it takes, it takes a minute to
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usher 55 people up a narrow staircase.
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But you eventually get up there and as you make
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- Would like to submit it, it's about the same amount of time it would take to usher Callum
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and pull up a staircase. So <laugh>, no - <laugh>.
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Um, but as you make your way up there and get to the top level, you take a look to the north
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and you see a much broader font of
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shadows as sense poo. And, uh, Callum have left.
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The geyser of shadows has expanded.
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- Oh my - God. And it, it's beginning to black out the sky.
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- What's the plan for the fight to come to us? - Uh, no, I think the plan was for us to go to the fight.
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- Hmm. I believe plans have changed.
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- Yeah. And, uh, I, I don't think I can call Callum.
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I don't think he has a sending stone. - My guess is that they're going
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to be where that is coming from. - I'm not gonna ask why you think that, but Okay.
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- Why, why, why, why would they go there?
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- Well, a good question. They, they,
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- I know, I know why Poo would go there. - Yeah. But Callum's second place, someone with the
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- Brain would - Go, Nope. Nope. Callum's second place
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- Are we assuming has a play. Yes. That seems like a bold assumption
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to make about either of them. - Okay. Um, I, I don't know that any
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of us can do the sanctuary thing. I'm assuming Callum did this before running out,
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- Or perhaps that caused it. - I wouldn't think so. Okay. We
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- Don't really know anything for sure. - I I assume we should just head that way
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and hopefully we'll meet them there. - Yeah. I, we'll charge on.
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- So you guys begin to march towards the shadow Geyser,
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uh, callate and Poo. You guys get to the foot of the hill that, uh,
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castle Erler formerly rested upon.
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Um, and it is erupting in an inky blackness,
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and yet eerily enough.
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It produces no sound. - That doesn't make me feel better.
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- So here, how do we stop it?
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- Can we, are they like toward, are they touching us? Are they close enough?
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- No, it, from where you're standing, it's just shooting straight up into the sky.
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It's almost like a column of shadow
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that is spreading out across the sky.
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- Sky. I think we need to be where that's coming from. - Let's start digging - Because that's, that's
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where they were coming from last time, right? That's where they, yes. And then, uh, well, I can, uh,
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hopefully stop it again.
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Question mark. Uh, the same way as last time.
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Secondary question mark. It was
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- A large light. - Yes. Basically shining the sun into it.
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- Okay. Um, I'm game If your, your game.
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- Great. Okay. Well, this seems good for us.
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I will cast - Daylight.
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- Yeah. I'm going to cast daylight on - Me.
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- Yes. Essentially on thoughts and prayers.
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- Babo, - Fists of sunlight.
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- Alright. Who? Your fists are shining like the sun.
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- Yes, they are. - Let's get in there.
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- What would you like to do with this shining ability?
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- We're gonna, I'm gonna try to clear the way to get to the source.
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How punching. - Okay. You make your way up to the geyser, shadow
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- Boxing, if you will. <laugh>, right? - <laugh>. - I see what you did there.
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Uh, you punch your fist into it and it,
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and as you, your, your fist goes directly into it.
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Mm-Hmm. <affirmative>. And as you pull your fist out, it is in, it is completely enveloped by the shadow.
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But there's a large trail of shadow
27:39
going towards the column as the shadow is starting
27:43
to crawl up your arm - Has it blocked out with the daylight.
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- It did. - Can I shine, shine the my other
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non arm on it? - Uh, you can, it has no effect though.
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It, uh, it, it's like it'll light, it's like a flashlight.
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But when it comes across the inky blackness,
28:03
it reflects nothing. It's like the blackness is absorbing the light.
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- Hello. It isn't working. - And you begin to feel as this tendril of blackness
28:15
that has enveloped your arm and is crawling up.
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You, it is starting to pull you into the center column.
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- I feel like I'm getting pulled in. - I'm going to cast dispel evil and good.
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- What does that do? - Shimmering energy surrounds
28:32
and protects you from Faye undead and creatures originating from beyond the material plane
28:37
or the duration. Celestials, elementals, fa fiends and unad have disadvantage
28:43
and attack rolls against you. You can end the spell early
28:46
by using, I don't want to do that. Oh, just kidding. I might, I don't know.
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Uh, by using either of the special functions break enchantment as your action,
28:56
you can touch a creature you can reach that is charmed,
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frightened, or possessed by a celestial elemental, fa,
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a fiend or an den, yada yada yada.
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- Callum, I need you to make a quick nature check for me, please.
29:07
- Okay. Oh, that was a natural 19 Plus some numbers.
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- I don't wanna see you burn a unnecessarily,
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burn a spell slot. Uh, as you're looking at this,
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you can tell this is not a creature. This is a phenomenon.
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- Phenomenon. - Help.
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- I'm trying. - Who?
29:28
Roll a strength check a strength save for me, please. Oh, gladly.
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- That's going to be, - Uh, I would like
29:35
to spend a key point <laugh>
29:38
and re-Roll that. Okay. That's 15.
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- Okay. The inky blackness is starting to pull you hard,
29:46
uh, towards the column. I'm going to - Grab a poo - <laugh>.
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Um, your feet slip across the ground
29:52
as it almost looks like you're moonwalking As you
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try to pull away from it. Uh, call Callum grabs you
29:59
and you're able to stabilize momentarily.
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But as you regain your
30:07
footing, um, you can feel it starting to pull harder.
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- Nope, nope, nope. - Uh, can I attempt to help pull, pull away
30:17
while also using my radiant soul?
30:22
- Your what now? - My wings.
30:25
- Oh. Um, - My little divine energy within,
30:28
- I mean, you can certainly try. - Are you sure? I'm trying. <laugh>.
30:32
- Okay. Uh, who Callum's wings pop out
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and they're, they're glorious.
30:38
- Thank you, - <laugh>. And, uh, he begins to flap them and pull on you.
30:43
The wings themselves have no effect on the column
30:48
or the blackness itself. However,
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- However, I like the sound of that.
30:53
- By flapping your wings, it does give you extra pull.
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Uh, so on future roles against this, I will give you, uh,
31:01
plus one to your resi to, to your resist.
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And speaking of which, uh, go ahead
31:07
and make another strength. Ch strength save, because Okay. And add one.
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Add an extra one for the help from Klum.
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- Can I embolden him as well? Or wait until the next save.
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- Uh, what does embolden do? - Uh, my emboldening bond, uh, any creatures
31:24
that are friendly with me creates a magical bond
31:27
for 10 minutes or until I use it again. And they can add a D four to attack roll ability. Check.
31:34
Saving through. Okay, let's get outta here. P
31:39
- I'm trying - 17 that time with your
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handy NDD four, - It doesn't pull you in,
31:46
but you are definitely moonwalking backwards. Now I'm
31:49
- Still moonwalking. - I'm doing my best. I'm not a strong boy.
31:55
- I am and I'm not doing very strongly. Oh.
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Oh. - And by this time it has about half
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of your body God consumed now too, by the way.
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- I'm going to try punching it again.
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- Oh - No. With the other hand. - Yeah. - Callum, you watch as poo punches his other
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glowing fist into this. - But can I make it as an attack?
32:25
I'm gonna try to use stunning strike. Does - It have to be on a creature for
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stunning strike? 'cause it's not - <crosstalk>.
32:30
I normally wouldn't do this. But given where this is going, I'm gonna say, I would advise you not to
32:37
- Take us Lord Jesus <laugh> it just the tiny,
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the hour is coming quickly. - Stunning, stunning. Strike.
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Does not say creature. It's just target. - I understand this, but I, I know what's going on
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and I, I'm trying, I'm trying to help you save some key points here, <laugh>.
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- I will, I will. I I will still, I'll just pull away harder. Yeah.
32:59
I'm just gonna keep pulling - So you're not punching it now.
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- Uh, I'll, I'm still punching it. Yeah.
33:05
- I am just gonna give it a one, two.
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- So as he, as he swings it, I gets
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- Yanked forward. My other arm, <laugh> - The blackness shoots up the other arm and poo.
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- Bad idea. Bad idea. - You have a moment to say one thing before this,
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before this pillar pulls you in. What, what is that one thing?
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- <laugh>? This is, this is like from the area
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where it came out the first time, right? Like when the shadows originally poured out of,
33:38
- Are you talking about the, the, uh, tentacles? - No, no, no, no. The shadows
33:41
that had been pouring out initially, that door that I closed.
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- Oh, the shadow people? Yes. Yeah, yeah,
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- Yeah. Okay. And when you say it is pulling him,
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do you mean it is enveloping or pulling him in? It's
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- Pulling him in. - Okay. - My question to you, Callum, is do you let go?
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- I'm gonna cling tight and go in. I'm gonna, I'm gonna almost like tackle him in to try
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and get closer to where it's coming from. - Who, as you make that awkward sound. Could
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- You say it for us one more time? Whoa.
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- Suddenly Callum tackles you and then
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- I'll allow it. - Blackness for you both.
34:18
A few moments later, an army of 60 people
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- And the cat and the cat. - One guy approached the dark pillar.
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And as you, as you pull up Emerin, uh,
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and pretty much anybody else who wants to, uh,
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make a perception check, please.
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- 16, 25, 25, 21, 15.
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Oh my goodness. Y'all tell me what you see.
34:46
I'm just running. Mm-Hmm. <affirmative>, - Mayra and Wilder.
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As you approach this pillar, you see
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tracks in the ground that seem to indicate something
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of a struggle that leads directly into this pillar
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of blackness that is blacking out the sky.
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And then from the direction of the cat again,
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you hear a Hmm. Interesting.
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- Is it, is it interesting? Yeah.
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- Could you expound upon that? Interesting. Uh, I'm worried our friends are in there.
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- Our realms are merging. - That's not good.
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- That seems bad. I don't know much about
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rums, but that seems bad. Is that bad? Why? Can you talk
35:35
- It's - Perspective? Some might find it good, some might find it bad.
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It's all relative to who's perspective.
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You're seeing this from, - From my perspective.
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Should I think of this as a good thing or a bad thing? - I don't think you'll enjoy it.
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- Wonderful. How do I stop it?
35:56
- I mean, it's not exactly from
35:58
- Your perspective. - It's not exactly like our realms have merged before.
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Why would I know? - I don't know. You seem to have a lot of opinions to offer
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- When you're my age. You tend to develop many opinions.
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- Hmm. - I have developed many at my age,
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- Most of which are incorrect. - It's a bold assessment coming from
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a cat that I've just met. - Bull bug. Yes. Stupid question.
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Will you jump in this hole with me? - Uh, pardon. - Sure.
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- I doubt the Army's gonna wanna do that - At this point.
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I don't care what they want to do. I want Poo and Callum.
36:37
- Yeah. There's nothing else to do. I don't
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- Are we sure they're in there? That's a stupid question. I'm sure they're in there.
36:44
They're probably in there. I dunno who else would just come up to a giant black thing
36:49
and then go in. This is, this is a, this is a bad idea. This is a bad idea.
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- As Mary says something about
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somebody just walking up and getting in.
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I'm going to walk into the hole
37:02
with the all the shadows coming out. - All right. You approach it and blackness
37:07
- And I, I'm, I'm right behind him. - I will look at Mera. How seriously do you take this vow?
37:14
Oh, very seriously. That's probably the wrong answer.
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And then I'm gonna go in <laugh>. What about the Army?
37:21
Well, if they follow, they follow. She will, before I go in, I will, she will turn to them
37:26
and say, whether or not you follow is your choice. And then she will go in
37:30
- Tag. You're it. Uh, - Make persuasion role.
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<laugh> - Speech - Disadvantage.
37:39
- I don't need it. It's a 12 <laugh>.
37:43
- Okay. One - Brave Soul's like Yeah. <laugh>.
37:48
- Mera. Are you going in? Oh - Yeah.
37:50
That, that's not a question. - Okay. Well, I'd like to thank everybody
37:53
for tuning into the episode. Goodnight
37:56
- Everyone. This has been fun. <laugh>. Let's tune in next week when we start campaign two. <laugh>
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- <laugh>. Uh, I could now that everybody stepped in
38:06
'cause I didn't wanna preview some things before.
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- How much of the army came? How many? Yeah. How many of the army came with us?
38:12
- <laugh>. You'll find out. - Okay. That's fair. I didn't feel like <laugh>.
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Did Aileen come or is she like Mm-Hmm. - Yes. Aileen went in <laugh>. - She said, no, <laugh>.
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- As you step into this, you, you get a familiar
38:26
breathless feeling as you are stepping into this.
38:32
That reminds you of using the circles of teleportation
38:36
that you guys have throughout the past few years.
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And it occurs to you. You guys don't know exactly
38:44
what happens when you use those. - Callum has never used one. He is alarmed <laugh>.
38:50
- It's, it's the small print. Nobody reads the small print,
38:53
- But then you get the sensation of falling
38:57
- And love. - I need each character to roll a D six.
39:02
So squid, you'll have to roll one twice. And that's gonna be a how much damage you take from falling.
39:08
- I have slow fall. - So then you don't take any damage. I'll
39:11
- Take that. Yeah. - I have tower fall. Huh?
39:16
- Not anymore. You don't <laugh>. - Just a lot of falling over
39:19
- Here. What's left of it? <laugh>. - So Dave, you said you rolled a one. One.
39:25
So the one point of Dan falling damage, where's
39:27
- The - A also took a one. 'cause he landed on poo.
39:30
- I, I wrote a four. - Everyone's taking the full six.
39:33
- That checks though. I mean a giant deer lady falling
39:36
from 10 feet with wheels. - <laugh>, whoever was under her also takes
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the full six <laugh>. - Oh. And by the way, emerin, when you land,
39:47
you hear a slight crack come from your battle wheelchair.
39:50
- That's fair. It's also my back. <laugh>
39:54
- <laugh>. As I fall, I say - I'm Mary Poppin Jill - <laugh> <laugh>.
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Only Callum hears it. 'cause no one else is here yet.
40:03
Who's Mary Poppins? That's ow - It just seemed like the right thing to
40:07
- Say. Your elbow landed in my ribs
40:11
- Actually. Callum? Mm-Hmm. <affirmative>. Everybody lands at the exact same time. Oh.
40:16
- Hello everybody. - Also, Callum.
40:19
- Yeah. - You recognize this realm.
40:21
You've been here once before. - Have I? This is my house.
40:26
- This is the same realm that you were in previously,
40:30
where you were by yourself. And Callum had seen Kerik for the first time.
40:36
- So has Emerin also seen this? - Emerin has. - Cool. So squid.
40:42
You know what, this is <laugh>. - Sorry, I forgot that. I, I forgot.
40:46
Emerin died momentarily despite the fact
40:50
that I referenced it not 15 minutes ago.
40:53
- Is Kerik here? - You don't see him. It You don't see it?
40:58
- Do we smell it? - Um, make a perception check.
41:04
- Oh boy. Natural 20 <laugh>.
41:07
That's a great time to roll that <laugh>.
41:10
- You get a distinct smell of burning rubber and feted fish
41:16
- Cow. - Yeah, it wasn't me. No, you didn't do that. Sorry.
41:23
Not this time. At least. - Where are we? - Fish market.
41:27
I, I believe this is where Kerik, the large one was,
41:31
but he is not here, which is alarming. I likes
41:35
- Is there a charact? The small one? - I don't know. I will look around to see if, uh,
41:39
the army has come with us. - <laugh>. About 27 guys came through.
41:44
- Cool. - Nice speech.
41:46
- Thank you. - I give them high fives, but is,
41:50
are my hands still glowing? That's what I want to know.
41:53
- They are not - Okay. Way to be here guys. Good work.
41:57
- Keep it coming. What are you, what are you looking for? Wilder.
42:00
- Oh. Um, yeah. I, I kind of wanted to get like a,
42:05
a feeling of our surroundings. Is it just a dark room? Is it,
42:10
- I would also like to help in that respect
42:13
by looking around. - You look around
42:17
and you see a pillar of white behind you.
42:22
And as you look at the pillar of white, you hear the cat go
42:26
- See - Merging of realms.
42:29
And then, uh, as you look around,
42:32
the landscape looks very similar to that of
42:35
what you would expect tower fall to look like if there never was a civilization there
42:42
and all vegetation was dead.
42:45
- That's a lot of mental brain work. - So just dead wasteland all around.
42:51
- Well, that looks good. - It's in, it's in a state of perpetual night.
42:57
So like the o right now, the only light
42:59
that's being casted off of
43:02
that's being casted in the area is casted.
43:05
Geez. Mm-Hmm. <affirmative> that's being cast in the area is
43:08
coming off of the pillar that you guys came through.
43:11
- Kerik floats, right? He's just kind of chilling in the air.
43:14
- Um, he is a big boy. Uh, you,
43:18
I don't think you've ever paid attention to the base of it.
43:21
So, - Uh, well, in that case, I'm going to look around
43:24
to see if there are signs of a big boy moving around.
43:28
- You don't have to look for whatever reason,
43:33
you can feel its presence
43:36
very far in a particular direction
43:40
and very close at the exact same time,
43:43
- I'd like to cast sending - Our weapon of choice in this game. <laugh>.
43:48
- Okay. - Kerrick. - Oh, okay.
43:53
- Is this a good choice? No. Yes. What am I gonna do it?
43:57
Yes. <laugh>. - Okay. - Am I gonna tell anyone I'm gonna do this first?
44:02
Yes. No, <laugh>? Yes I am.
44:06
Uh, well I think he's here somewhere and I'm gonna see if I can find out where,
44:10
- Why do you want to find him so quickly? - Uh, well it seems like the worlds are collapsing in on
44:16
each other, so it seems pretty bad. - Sooner the better. That's what I say. Ring
44:23
- What's, what's the white pillar thing? - I believe that's our world. Oh,
44:28
- It looks kinda like a stack of marshmallows.
44:31
- Yeah. And then on the other side, it looks like if you had burnt 'em to crisp and it's bad
44:36
and they're all kind of smooshing together, um, yeah.
44:39
- But have you ever taken like the charred pot off
44:42
of the marshmallow and then you've got like a new marshmallow
44:45
underneath kind of cool. No, - I don't think I've actually, right.
44:49
I don't know that I, I don't think I've had marshmallows before.
44:52
- I don't like marshmallows. - I like saying it. It's fun. Wet
44:57
- And get everywhere. - Right. Does anyone else though have a plan other than, uh,
45:04
standing here and waiting for the worlds to die? - You came first. We thought you had the plan. Yeah, we,
45:10
- No, we kind of ended up here. Uh, we got second things went. Yeah, things went poorly.
45:14
Uh, but, you know, since the plan is to go find this man
45:17
and hopefully either achieve perfection, how
45:21
- Poorly did they go? Callum? Did you cast sanctuary?
45:25
- Yeah, we did that. Oh yeah, I got that done. Yeah. You sure?
45:27
- I did it to Callum. - Callum. Oh, I'm positive that was finished call
45:30
- Sanctuary sanctified. Okay, good. Callum is sanctified.
45:34
- I am sanctified. Wow. - That's one of us.
45:37
- Great. Well I'm gonna make some bad choices now.
45:39
So if I die, I am sorry. - I'm sorry too. Callum - Should
45:45
- Be, we walk to a different place first.
45:48
- Um, - Callum, I'm not sure that I know where any place is right now. Yes, poo.
45:51
- Should we take a vote? - No, it takes longer
45:55
to take a vote than it does to - Yes.
45:58
What what was your question? Poo? - Um, if, is there a way we could help you, um, like,
46:04
like a signal or something to snap you out of it?
46:08
- Um, well, I have a feeling that if this goes poorly,
46:11
my brain is going to melt out of my head.
46:14
- Right? So how can we stop that from happening? I mean, just,
46:17
- But my ears. Yeah. - Just walk a ways away from Emerin. That would be great.
46:23
- I Is there a way to stop the spell is what I'm saying?
46:27
- You are number one. You are number one.
46:29
- Oh, no. Well, I was just gonna see if I could
46:31
talk to him. Uh, - I guess you have sanctuary, but,
46:34
- But like you, what if he, what if he can trace the call, whatever that means,
46:39
- Then - We, I have a distinct feeling that he's got a pretty good idea
46:42
of what's happening in this realm. - Do it. Do it. Okay. Fine.
46:46
- Then why are we calling him? Yeah, - Because I don't have a distinct feeling
46:50
of what's happening in this realm. And I'd like to,
46:53
- You just heard the cat go. - I'm curious to see what happens.
46:58
- I - Will cast sending <laugh>. Okay. Caring.
47:03
- Okay. Uh, what are you saying
47:07
to this Eldrich horror from beyond time and space.
47:11
- Uhhuh. - <laugh>. Hi <laugh>. Me. Callum.
47:17
Maybe you remember me. We've met a few times, I think.
47:26
Uh, just
47:28
- Curious. - Don't have to answer.
47:34
- Whatcha doing? <laugh>. Steve's gonna have a conniption fit. <laugh>. I'm fine.
47:40
I'm fine. Everything's fine. This is fine. <laugh>
47:44
- In response. You hear a slight ringing that
47:49
escalates into a full on scream.
47:53
And then do you realize that the scream that you're hearing
47:56
is coming from your own mouth? Um, I need you to roll.
48:04
Um, first of all,
48:08
I need you to roll a D six. I'm sorry, not a D six. I need you to roll a D three please.
48:15
- A D three. He says a three.
48:21
- I need you to make a charisma save please. - Is is this like an attack or a harmful spell?
48:28
- Yes. - He has a, um,
48:33
- Sanctuary. - Uh, you may must make a wisdom saving
48:36
throw on a failed save. The creature must choose a new target
48:39
or lose the attack or spell
48:43
- Well. Right now he's, he can't really,
48:45
he's not really choosing a target. He's just following the magic back to his source.
48:49
Using his reply, - I am the target of the reply.
48:53
He could choose not to reply. If he wanted, he could just not answer the call. <laugh>.
49:00
- Uh, well I'm gonna tell you this much.
49:04
He's going to use a legendary action to succeed
49:07
- Maybe. Oh boy. - So what did you roll on that? D three.
49:13
- A three. And so you said a charisma save. Yes. Yes
49:16
- Ma'am. - That's 17.
49:21
- Literally that was the DC Barely saved on something
49:25
that could have been horrible.
49:29
- That could've let me only play Emerin
49:31
for the rest of the day. <laugh> - For the rest of the campaign.
49:35
- Oh man. I rolled a 15 <laugh> <laugh>
49:40
- As Callum's screams die down.
49:44
Uh, you notice as a stream
49:47
of just a little trickle of blood comes out
49:50
of one of his ears. - I plug the ear. Thank
49:55
- You. Yeah. <laugh> my one request.
49:57
<laugh> cut him. Are you there?
50:03
- Yeah. I definitely would've rushed him. Just checking on him. What
50:09
- Did I feel? Aside from horror <laugh>,
50:14
- You felt your perception of
50:17
reality in general begin to fray.
50:21
You began to lose your sense of being
50:26
- Jokes on him. I have a poor sense of self.
50:29
- Well, you were being confronted with the idea of
50:34
complete oblivion and non-existence as well. So
50:37
- Jokes on him. I think about that every day. <laugh>.
50:43
- Well, did it work? - Yeah, I think so.
50:48
- Where is he? - Oh, I don't know.
50:53
Uh, it worked in that he replied,
50:56
- What'd he say? - Sounded a lot like,
51:02
ah, that
51:04
- Was, that sounded like you. Wait, are you kerik?
51:09
- <laugh>? - No. Uh, that was just my impression of him, which is
51:14
what I was doing before as well.
51:18
I do think that after this I'm gonna start a band.
51:23
- Can I join? - Sure. I have a lot of things to write about.
51:28
- I don't, but I can play a mean. Uh,
51:31
- You play the ukulele, don't you? - Yes. And the mouth hop.
51:37
- Oh yeah. Perfect. Uh, okay, well that didn't go well.
51:41
Don't think I'm gonna cast it again. As fun as that was good.
51:46
- Do we know where, where he is at? So we could fight him in this thing?
51:54
- No, you're somewhere - You just walk.
51:57
Um, is this like
52:01
a different realm or something?
52:04
- Yeah. Yes it is. Isn't that what the cat said?
52:09
Yes. A different realm, different plane, whatever you want to call it.
52:13
- Like, are there like, um, people that could help us here?
52:18
Like are there different - I look around for people.
52:21
- No. Like different fes or, or, or, or something like that.
52:25
- Oh, the FES did go to a different place. Hey Kat, do you remember where the fates went?
52:28
You said they went somewhere. Did - They come here?
52:31
Hello Fates. I'm ready to tempt you again.
52:36
- I, I'd like to submit that I was tempting when I cast sending,
52:39
but they didn't show up for me. <laugh>,
52:42
- The cat just kind of looks at you. You've never seen a cat shrug before,
52:48
but it might've been one of the cutest things you've ever seen in your life.
52:52
- Oh, - I stand on one foot. Look at this. Pretty risky.
52:58
- I look like I'm gonna push poo - Over.
53:00
Oh, oh, oh. Is he gonna do it?
53:04
- The cat leaps off a a's shoulder
53:06
and rubs up against poo's leg. Exceptionally hard almost with the strength
53:12
of a ancient dragon <laugh>
53:16
- With the strength of a great typhoon,
53:19
- Uh, and poo. Yeah, you, you, you fall over
53:22
as it rubs up against your leg. - Ouch. - The army's so amused by this. I'm sure
53:29
- I just stand up and dust myself up.
53:32
- Emerin is making, uh, an attempt
53:34
to figure out a good direction to head
53:37
- Emerin. One of the soldiers approaches you and says, um, I mean, I'm not one to complain,
53:44
but is this what we came here for?
53:48
Pratt Falls and screaming dumb boys.
53:51
- That's a great thing for a band. - No, we could do this anywhere actually.
53:57
- Yes. I'm starting to think that that is one of the reasons we're here, but it is not the primary reason.
54:01
We're looking for a very large being
54:05
that's trying to eat the world. The one that I had mentioned before.
54:10
- Well, why don't we ask someone over in that town there,
54:14
- Oh the - Town. I mean, if there's a town there, emerin will head that way
54:18
while these people are being dumb. When, - When, when he points emerin, you turn your head to
54:23
where you were just looking and where there was
54:26
complete desolation and now there's a town.
54:30
- I'd like to evaluate this man that just noticed this town.
54:33
- <laugh>. Okay, - Is this man real?
54:36
- Seems real? - And look him in his eyes just to make sure.
54:40
- Uh, roll an investigation check. - No, seems fine.
54:45
- How closely are you investigating him? In his eyes.
54:49
- He just does the narrow in the slight lean in.
54:51
- As he notices you lean in, he just kind of starts
54:54
to lean in and turn his head too. <laugh> just slightly.
54:57
- She leaves, she walks away. <laugh>.
55:00
- He, he just goes, oh. Oh. Is was, was that not happening?
55:06
- Just walks away. Doesn't respond <laugh>
55:09
mirror. We're going to that town. - Okay, everyone else we're going to that town.
55:15
- There's a town, - Apparently
55:17
- There's a town over there. - All of you have looked around
55:20
and sure enough, there's a town
55:23
where there was not a town when you last looked there.
55:26
And not only is there a town there, but it looks like it's been there forever.
55:31
- It definitely wasn't there forever 'cause it wasn't there. And now it is there.
55:36
- Although, you know, there was that time that we lost like, well, I lost, I don't know why I said we, it was only me
55:41
lost those fingers and then it seemed like I'd
55:43
never had 'em and now I have 'em again. So sometimes things are just a little s screwy here.
55:48
- I mean, it could be we because it was you and your dad in the same
55:51
- Body. That is true. It was we. But he's not here now.
55:53
So saying we is still kind of a moot point, right?
55:56
- I figured it out. I think it's a town
56:00
from the other side that came to this side
56:03
in the combination of rounds like the cat was saying.
56:08
- You know, I feel like that is probably true also.
56:11
It sounds like it could get real risky if we're just walking
56:13
along and all of a sudden town is on top of our heads, but
56:16
- A town is on top of our head. But our bud. Why? Why?
56:23
- This - Is why we don't end our sentences in prepositions.
56:26
Callum. - I don't exactly know what that means,
56:29
but it's a promising direction. Yeah. I propose we
56:33
- Walk towards the town. I propose, - I would prefer if no one proposes ever again.
56:39
- Oops. We, I walk away, we run, I'm
56:42
- Moving towards town. And when it still walking, - I think the town might disappear soon. I don't know.
56:47
- Yep. I'm heading towards the town. - All right. Uh, you guys head towards the town and we
56:54
- Do like the fast - Exercise walk. - Those chicken arms are going
57:01
- Speed. Walking. All right, speed walking. Uh, you speed.
57:03
Walk towards the town looking like a bunch of old people
57:06
inside a mall trying to - Get their, I only do a little light gallop.
57:10
- I think we, I think we slowmo walk there. So like we come into the town and
57:14
- Look awesome. Poo is a moonwalking there, but
57:19
- <laugh>. - Alright. Anyway, uh,
57:23
you guys make your way towards the town.
57:26
It is full of shades of all races
57:31
that cast mistrusting eyes upon you as you enter.
57:35
- They're throwing eyes at us. - We're, we're a race too. They're
57:40
- In shade. ATIs. - Hello? Is that a spell? I'm not sure. I'm not very
57:47
- Goodnight Kids. - Magic is not my thing. <laugh>, do they seem capor?
57:55
- Uh, no. - So like in
57:58
- Fact, ca uh, emerin u you recognize some of these people
58:05
as people who may have previously
58:09
lived in tower fall. - I'm going to, as I'm like walking, just attempt to kind
58:15
of tap one with the end of Myla, not the sharpen. Pardon me.
58:19
- <laugh>. And it drifts right through. - I will stop in front of one of them.
58:24
- It looks at you. - Can you speak?
58:27
- I - Are you here - For the moment?
58:30
- Why are you looking at us like that? - Why are you here? - I asked you first
58:35
- Save the day. - We were pulled through shadows
58:38
- As were we all - Do we appear to be
58:43
really here to you - For the moment.
58:48
- My staff went through you - Just him just, just hit him.
58:53
- He reaches out to put his hand on your shoulder
58:55
and you just feel a chill
58:58
as his essence enters your body.
59:01
And he pulls his hand back. Would you still like me to continue this process?
59:07
- No. I believe that answered the question.
59:10
Did you know that it would do that? - Indeed. - How do you know that
59:15
- We are all dead here and you are not? Well,
59:19
- You could have lead with that. - Hmm. - Yes. I do think
59:22
that would've been a wise place to start. - You didn't ask. We're looking for Kerik.
59:28
Nobody looks for Kerik. Oh no. We are, we
59:32
- Unfortunately to bring the pain to the,
59:37
to the brain. Are you, - Are you dead or have you been eaten by him?
59:44
- Eaten? Oh, those who are consumed become something completely different.
59:49
- So you're not nothingness yet?
59:52
- No. - You are a wondering soul trapped
59:55
between in dimensions because, because we don't.
59:59
'cause there's a blockage. - You should listen to the smart bear.
1:00:03
If we found one, we would, - Oh, - Do you know where Kerik is?
1:00:09
- Kerik is where Kerik. I'm - Not looking for riles.
1:00:14
- I, if you can understand it better than that, then please
1:00:18
explain it to me. You are in a realm where time and space do not exist.
1:00:24
What you see now is merely all that your brain can process.
1:00:30
- Yes, but I've been here briefly before and I saw him.
1:00:34
- Okay. - Do you see him? - Sometimes - I see dead people.
1:00:40
- Many at the moment. - It's just a matter of,
1:00:44
hmm, how to put this, this world is
1:00:49
full of and the town's gone
1:00:52
and you're in the middle of waste. - You know, if he had just led
1:00:57
with all the information he knew initially instead
1:01:00
of being coy about it. - Well, you know, sometimes we've gotta figure out
1:01:04
things for ourselves. - I'm gonna look for another town.
1:01:07
- I as well will join this search. - And then all potentialities have a tendency to
1:01:14
exist and not at the same time. Now, do you understand as he finishes the statement,
1:01:20
the town's back again? - I see. - Absolutely.
1:01:24
- Couldn't have put it better of myself. - Do you understand the realm
1:01:29
that you're in the state? I suppose
1:01:33
- In a way that I could effectively explain. No. It seems like we are trapped within the mind of madness.
1:01:40
- I see. Is there a way to get there? - See it's that thinking that you are getting it wrong.
1:01:46
There is no, there we're we're already there.
1:01:51
- It's there way to be unstuck from here.
1:01:54
- There is no here - Except that I am here in s in in that I'm not dead.
1:02:02
I have arrived physically in this place. - Indeed you have. - Is there a pla way
1:02:08
to not be physically in this place - To be elsewhere, but you already are?
1:02:15
- I think what he's saying is this is not a place, but it is a place.
1:02:21
- I think he's saying we're thinking too much. - Uh, I think it's like the place between place
1:02:25
between places, which is kind of a space between spaces,
1:02:29
which is where Karen is. I mean Kerik, I don't know if Kerik will
1:02:32
like me calling him Karen, but - Karen fits - I think.
1:02:38
And I would ask you, I would ask you not to do it here,
1:02:43
but there is a name ancient
1:02:46
and not that is
1:02:50
its original name. And if you can know it because names have power.
1:02:57
- I've heard that. - And if you state it,
1:03:01
you may be able to index it. - We got to find the name. Oh, that's something we can do.
1:03:08
That's tactile, that's actionable.
1:03:11
- Can you just write it? - I do not know it.
1:03:14
- Do you know where we can find it
1:03:18
- Again? With where there is no where.
1:03:21
- I got this. Do you know how we can find it? - I got this. Yes. I'm thinking of a name
1:03:27
- Between one and six. - Yes. Gotcha.
1:03:30
I'm thinking of a name between one and six and whatever pops into my head that's going to be it.
1:03:38
It's Tilda. It's Tilda.
1:03:41
- As Pooh says this, a large
1:03:47
<laugh>, 10 old body crashes down
1:03:52
upon this town, obliterating the shades.
1:03:57
- Oh, I got it. I got it right. I got it right.
1:04:02
- A large tentacle being with multiple eyes
1:04:05
and several vertical mouths
1:04:11
appears destroying the city.
1:04:14
Um, it is both very near in, infinitely far away.
1:04:18
All at the same time. You hear a low voice say
1:04:26
- Now why have you sold to me?
1:04:30
Oh, the heathen bear
1:04:34
and my swine of a niece.
1:04:39
You foul. So - Swine.
1:04:44
Swine of an niece. Oh wow. Sorry.
1:04:47
I was still stuck on the, he asked us not to say
1:04:49
that right now.
1:04:52
- The voice comes from under carrot going. I said not <laugh>. Uh,
1:04:59
- Sorry. Sorry. I got - Excited.
1:05:01
I cast management on him and hope for the best.
1:05:04
- I mean he did say that there is no now
1:05:06
or where or that's true. So I mean, we're
1:05:09
- Not really here at all. Yeah, - There is no here.
1:05:13
- Anytime is a good time. - So he said, when you're not here
1:05:16
and we is a good place, he said listen to the smart bear.
1:05:20
And we did. Yep. So. Yep.
1:05:23
- Uh, okay. So you said you're gonna cast banishment.
1:05:27
- Yeah. We're gonna see if we can banish him for a minute. Just to give us a more than a minute.
1:05:31
Give us a minute of thinking time or forever depending on
1:05:34
how we're quantifying time in this realm.
1:05:36
So I thought we wanted Garrick to be here. Oh yeah.
1:05:41
I was just saying we could prep for a minute.
1:05:43
You know, just a quick long rest.
1:05:46
Team huddle before we <laugh>. Do we take a long rest?
1:05:50
You know those times when you're like, oh, I know what I want.
1:05:52
And then you get it and you realize it's not what you wanted.
1:05:54
I feel like that's where I am right now. Now that he is right in front of my face.
1:05:59
That's called Christmas. It's a Christmas saving throw.
1:06:02
- 27. - That beats it.
1:06:06
If it meets, it beats, I guess. Yeah.
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