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- All right, everybody. Welcome to the final Session

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of Campaign one of playing games with strangers.

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This has been the longest four day special

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I've ever done in my life. <laugh>, uh, uh, jokes aside, uh, this is kind

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of an emotional moment for me.

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I don't know about anybody else, but, uh, eh, not only is it the end of campaign one,

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but it is J S's last episode

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as a permanent stranger here. So we'll probably say more about

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that when we get to the end. But with that, the final roll call

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of campaign one with me in the studio.

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Tonight we have the mama

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of the podcast, Celeste Mora.

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Hello, uh, we have

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everybody's favorite squid,

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- Weird Uncle Ky. Hi <laugh>. It's me, <laugh>

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- The talent. Josiah Crandall.

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- Hi, - The world's best

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comic book author, JS Earl's.

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- Hello. - We have the world's Okayest sister-in-Law,

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<laugh>, Amanda Clements. And then we have my total BFF.

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Not even kidding, ever person. Me?

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Uh, no. Uh, dang. <laugh>. Wow.

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- If you can't love yourself, - <laugh>, - You know, it's taken you three

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and a half years to find out that you really do love yourself, John.

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And I'm glad that I was able to help <laugh>.

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- All right. Well, uh, Josiah,

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for the last time in campaign one. - Tonight we embark on the last chapter of our epic journey.

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We've explored Dungeons Met Dragons bin goats,

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and now the Final Battle. So gather round brave souls

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as we dive headfirst into our adventure with each roll

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of the dice, with every choice that's made, that destiny

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of our heroes hangs in the belt.

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- 4, 3, 2, 1. Playing games.

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Stranger know there's no

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playing. I'm playing games with strangers,

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like, play, play. I'm playing games with strangers.

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- Are you so excited that I never have to do this and this voice ever again?

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I am. Woo. It's a really short one.

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We went into some shadows. They sucked us up into the air

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and then dropped us into this realm where there was a lot

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of like, pillars of white things, and then a lot of shadows

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and the realms were emerging. And then there was a town, and then there wasn't a town,

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and then the town was back again. Ah. And then there was a person that was like, Hey,

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you could say the person's name and they'll show up. And then Poo says Tilda, and boom, there's Kerik.

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Let's fight the bus. - I would like to point out by the way that they even,

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I even literally told Poo. Don't say it.

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- <laugh>. I would like to point out that you told Poo don't say it. Yeah.

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- <laugh>. - I think - I'd like to point out that John, you're not an NPC

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or a PC in the game technically. So Poo didn't hear you say it.

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- The NPC said it. - Well, he did. No one. Listen,

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we don't know him. We don't trust him. - Yeah, we don't know. This is just some ghost

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guy popping in and out. - I'm so not - Ready for this.

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- I am so ready for this. - Okay. - We pick up some shenanigans happened at the end,

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and we are starting in full mode.

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Boss fight. And

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Mayra, you're at the beginning of this.

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Uh, all of you are basically suspended

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in nothingness right now. Like the ground has come away from you

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and you're suspended like in space

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around this thing or not around it, but

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because it is both infinitely large

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and small at the exact same time. - Is there a floor or are we just

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- Zero gravity? - Think of it like zero gravity.

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- I don't like that. Okay. But where's the target?

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'cause then whatever's underneath the target is then the

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floor ender taught me that.

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- No, the door is up. - The door is up. You got what I'm

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- Saying. I'm there with you. Like the movie. No,

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- What a great film right there. Oh, geez. Exactly. Word for word. The book.

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- Psychic damage. - I just took psychic damage.

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- So what's our movement speed if we are floating?

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- I don't have a float speed - <laugh>.

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Okay. Apparently somebody wasn't listening last session when

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I said there is no there or here

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- It's it. - Okay. I'm trying to figure out how

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to use my character sheet to do things. - <laugh>. Let's treat it like

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normal and then see what happens. - Okay. <laugh>, - You're our experiment.

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- Cool. - Can I stab it? - Uh, go ahead and roll.

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- Definitely large and small. So, um, we're gonna use my rape here.

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- That makes sense. Okay. - You hit and missed it.

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- <laugh> - At the same time. - Mr. Earls is being snarky tonight.

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- <laugh>, isn't he always - 25? That's

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- Why. Uh, yes. 25 will hit.

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- And is anybody close enough that I would get my bonus

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for whatever it's called? - You're saying specifically for sneak attack, right?

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- Yeah. - This is good information for me to know as well.

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- <laugh>. Oh, okay. I really am the experiment here.

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All right. Yeah, that's fine. - I will say in this instance, no.

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- Okay, - So then 12

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- With my stabby stick. - Alright. - Do you have any bonus actions at all that,

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that you can take or, I'd say movement,

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but movement really doesn't matter. - Hiding is a bonus. Action. - Can I do that?

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- Uh, I was kind of, I'll let you do it.

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Roll stealth. - We, we are able to see each other, correct?

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- Oh, yes. I'm sorry. <laugh>. Oh my - God. It's okay.

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- Wow. - <laugh>. Sorry, I was panicked there for a second. <laugh>

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- <laugh>. Nope. Blind. - We can see everyone, but Mira.

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- All right. Aileen, you're up. - Okay, I'm gonna cast Eldridge blast straight off the bat.

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I really don't like Hilda. - She doesn't like you either. - That's fair.

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- Go ahead and roll. Damage - Seven.

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- You fire off this Eldridge blast. And for as big of a blast as you ripped off, uh,

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you would, it, it, it, and how hard it seemed to hit you would've expected it

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to have done more damage, but, uh, it, it did some,

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but not as much as you would've expected.

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- Well, she always was a stubborn one.

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- Uh, Callum. - Hey, that's me.

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- You have a feeling of cl clarity

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and control in this environment

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that is basically like being suspended in the static

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of a television without a signal. - But could you also explain to me what a television is?

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- You, I'm giving that for an example as far

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as something you would, you the player would relate to.

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- Right? Well, there's a first time for everything.

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Uh, I would like to cast wording Bond

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on Poo, please. And say go get 'em. Champ

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- A Cando, - Uh, which as a reminder that allows you

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to get a plus one to your AC and your saving throw

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and you have resistance to all damage. - Is there something about the current environment

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that is irritating to Callum right now?

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- Well, got Carrick's here. So - I mean, outside of that,

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- Oh, well, I don't know. I think of all the things in the campaign,

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Tilda might have been the most irritating. So <laugh>, other than that, no.

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I feel like Tilda iss our un bridge. Yeah.

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Otherwise, nothing too irritating. At the present moment, uh, I'm feeling good, feeling young

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and full of life.

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Vitality ready to go then waiting. Okay,

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- Fine. I was trying to do something, but it's cool. Uh, so yeah, I

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- Mean, I can always find irritation deep down inside <laugh>.

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- I'm, I'm sure you can, but hopefully you'll find it by your next turn.

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Uh, so Callum, uh, tags the spell onto Poo.

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- If I, if I can feel suspended in place, can I also feel

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as though I can move myself? - Uh, yeah. - Do I get a sense of where people are

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or is it all just the same of like, everyone is kind

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of everywhere - For some reason you have this a sense

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of spatial relation in this environment?

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- It's the first sense of relation I've ever had. Uh, I'd like <laugh>.

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I like, I like to move far away from Kerik.

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Okay. But within a decent amount of space from Poo

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so that I'm close to him. And I'd also like to give Kerik a rude gesture.

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- Uh, it is both in front of his face

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and very far away from him at the same time.

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- Good. He'll see it twice. <laugh>. - Um, all right. Orba, you're up next.

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- Okay. My Tom Sky or whatever it is.

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- Sths. - Sth. - Simar. - So now I'd have to do is click it

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to attack. Yep. - Take the uh, 24 hits. - Woo. Hey,

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- Any deal? A total of Finally someone's starting to hit

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with some power here. - Hey, we did our best. I rolled a net 20.

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- You did? - I did. When I, when I cast Eldridge blasts.

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- Oh, - Alright. So you make a slash

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and it creates this giant gash in, uh, the side

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of Kerik as some brown vetted bile eks out.

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Poo, you're up. - Wait, don't I get to attack more? I'm a barbarian.

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- He does. Oh, he does. Do you have another attack? Go ahead.

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- Yeah. Yeah. <laugh>, - Uh, 16 does not hit, sir, write

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- That down. - You hit so good on that first one that, uh,

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you were distracted and the didn't land your sword, right.

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And you kind of flat sided. - I was thinking about a little song and dance,

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but no, I guess. - Alright, poo, you're up. <laugh>.

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- All right. Kerik. But Tilda, there's

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- Not a good combination. <laugh> here I come

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- And then I, uh, I I run fist swinging, uh,

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for my first attack, and that will not hit.

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- Spatial distortion in this place is difficult to overcome.

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- Yeah, it is. That was, that was rough.

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Um, so, uh, I guess I'll go ahead

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and use my next attack and try again with my other fist.

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Okay. That should work. That's a 24.

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- Uh, yeah, you may, you make contact with that.

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- Okay. Yeah. 13 damage. And since that hit, I'll go ahead

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and use this key point to use, uh, fury

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of Blows and do another strike here.

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Okay. Will be a 21 to

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- Hit. Yeah. Uh, that barely hits.

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- Okay. 11 Damage. Ho

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- Ho. Take that and that, and I am done.

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- Poo comes up swinging and on the first, on the first hit, he manages to hit just

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below the newly opened gash that Orba makes.

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And his fist slips off the brown, uh, foul smelling bile

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that's protruding from it. But with his other fist, he comes up swinging again

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and lands two more strikes on this quivering flesh mound

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as its attention gets turned towards the group.

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- That's right. We're not messing around.

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- And, uh, it looks down and it says

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- Mother sound. You've come home to your aunts,

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but there is no mercy to be found

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- As a giant ma comes down to

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take a bite at you. Uh, Aileen Celeste, you're gonna take 24 points of damage.

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14 piercing and 10 psychic. - Better than what I thought. I I had the thought of.

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I'm in danger. <laugh> <laugh>. This is fine.

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- It spins around and three kite a sickles slash

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out at you poo. - I want to miss those

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- So those miss. And then two tentacles fly out at Orba. Oh, that's that.

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Oh, that's a crit bro. Not

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- A crit pro - <laugh>. Fortunately, it, uh, it's only 24 points

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of bludgeoning damage as these two tentacles shoot out at you.

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And I need you to roll a deck. Save please.

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- While he does that, may I make an opportunity attack on,

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um, this man please. And thank you.

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- An opportunity attack, - Seeing as how there's no such thing as, um, distance here.

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I would assume that he is both within five feet and out of five feet, and

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therefore within the range of an opportunity attack. - Oh, snap. - And he's hitting my

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friends and I don't like it. <laugh> Well, friends is a generous term,

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but I, I'll let it slide for this present moment.

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- Um, I will do that if you can

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roll me a perception check to be able to establish

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a ality to the, to hit,

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because I know you're trying to game the system here,

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because when I said - I am, I am not because Emin's whole class is just hitting

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people when they attack other people that is not gaming the system.

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That's just her class <laugh>. - Oh, okay. Okay, okay.

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I thought you were saying attack of opportunity, like,

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ha ha he's moving away from me. - No, I have Sentinel

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and hold the line, which means if he attacks anyone

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while he is within five feet of me. - Gotcha. Gotcha, gotcha, - Gotcha.

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Or within my reach I should say. - Okay. Okay. I'm sorry, I misunderstood.

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Or bug, uh, rolled a 17.

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That does save. So you managed to just

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after you got hit by these tentacles, you ducked under

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as they tried to grapple around you

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and Emerin swings around. - Can I also, so here's the thing.

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I do kind of want to gain the system now that squid's brought it up, but I also have a

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- Reaction I would like to submit that I did not game the system.

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John just accused me of gaming the system.

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- Well, I'm going to admit that. I would like to. So technically my reaction is a spell called Accelerate

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Decelerate, where I could potentially

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accelerate the amount of damage that Emerin does.

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- Well, I mean, it's a reaction. So that's fine if you want to do that.

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But then your reaction for like, say for instance,

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uncanny Dodge or things like Mm-Hmm. <affirmative>, things of that nature. Mm-Hmm. <affirmative>.

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You wouldn't be able to use it for that then. - Yep. I'm good with that. - I rolled a 21 to hit,

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- Uh, barely hits. - Great. Barely is still hit 13 slashing.

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- Is this the gla that to, is this the Okay,

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- The yum. Yum. Gla Mm-Hmm. <affirmative> the yum.

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- So plus nine - 13 plus 9 22.

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I did that fast. I'm proud of myself. Math <laugh>.

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- All right. Uh, I'm so, yeah,

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Kerik not happy about getting stabbed.

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And as Carrick's reaction, uh, suddenly,

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uh, time space develops in your area

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and you are all on ground, uh, all within five feet.

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So there are no attacks of opportunity, uh, of Kerik

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and Kerik figure or dimension.

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It turns into a smaller version of itself.

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- So we're not social distancing anymore. - <laugh>, tiny Kerik. - Well, still bigger than you, but

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- Relative. - You're right. - Relative, uh,

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- Crowd. Yay,

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- Wilder, you're up. - I'm going to use a can trip called Infestation,

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which, uh, essentially I'm casting a cloud of Mites, fleas,

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and other parasites on two Kerik.

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Okay. And he has to succeed a con save.

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Otherwise he takes damage. He needs to be to 14.

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- I like how Amanda, I made the same face.

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- Uh, 21. - Okie dokie.

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- Barely. Barely. But he does it. <laugh>.

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- <laugh>. - He doesn't itch,

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but everybody else seeing it does, - Shouldn't they be attracted

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to all the bile coming out of it? - Okay, well, um, so nothing happens with that.

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- Good try. - That's cool. Yeah.

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So I would like to use that disengage

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and then give myself about 20 feet of space.

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- Oh, that's - It. <laugh>. - So land appears and, and, uh, <laugh> Wilder go, comes up

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and goes every Jabba. And then it's just little poof. And he's like, nevermind.

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And runs off. - Just kidding. - <laugh>.

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- Good. Good try. Wilder. Good try.

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- Okay. I love you. Bye-Bye. - That's amazing. Emerin.

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- I would like to hit him. - I would like to rage. Um,

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- I would, I would like to submit that I am raging.

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I am, however, not a barbarian, so it does nothing, but it's cathartic.

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That is a 22 to hit the

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- Hits - That is 44.

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Damage to this individual poof.

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To, to this Tilda, to this Tilda.

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Everyone also makes a rude gesture, but it's a different gesture than call man.

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- Interesting. All right. Uh, any bonus actions at all?

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- I'd like to action search, just to get this out of the way. Right away.

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- You waited for it. - So I'll do three more attacks,

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- No cut. - 43 damage.

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And then I'll just use the free action to ye instead

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of the bone of suction <laugh>. - So yeah, you hack a chunk off of Kerik.

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Uh, seems very unhappy about it, but, uh,

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- Well - Ts the brakes as they say. Mera.

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- Is there a behind the creature?

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- There is a behind the creature. - Can I stab it? <laugh>. <laugh>.

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- Alright. - 27.

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- Oh yeah, that hits - Barely <laugh>.

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Is this really eight D six? - Yes, ma'am. - I'm not doing very good.

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- Now for the maths. - May I suggest a calculator? I don't trust that, but Sure.

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40 - Sounds right.

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So, uh, yeah, you're, you're able to kind of carve into

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this beast, but again, you make contact with it

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and it doesn't seem to cut like it's supposed to,

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and it doesn't take as it, it doesn't seem like it's doing

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as much damage as you would want it to. - Not much I can do about that.

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- All right, Aileen, - Oh, goodie.

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I am going to play my hopp with a 19 to hit,

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- Uh, a 19 misses. Aileen pulls out this harp button

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and you guys watch this bead of orange just fly by.

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And then somewhere in the background you see a

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massive explosion. Good,

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- Good, good try, Aileen. I like the effort. Let's keep it going. Team.

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- Thanks Poo. - Callum, you're up.

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- Great. I would like to cast harm.

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- <laugh>, - Um, - <laugh>, wouldn't we all?

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- It sounds like a joke, but that's actually the name of the spell.

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That's what I'd like to cast on. Kerik. - Alright. - Um, so Kerik needs

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to make a constitution saving throw.

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- Uh, 1517 - Is the d dc so I'm going to roll all these dice. Hang on.

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- Do we how many, how many of what dice are those for the listening?

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- That is 14 D six. Yeah. - Oh my good Lord.

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- Yeah. This is one of the biggest spells I have - While Squid tries to

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identify the highest number that there is.

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- Come back to me in about four minutes, please. <laugh>,

22:06

- This is that dangerous math game

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that your parents warned you about in the eighties.

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Oh, no. There's demons in math. - Um, okay. So that's going to be 49 points

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of necrotic damage. Um, and the hit point maximum will also be reduced by 49

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- As this hits. And for the amount of power that you unleash to reduce

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by 49, it doesn't quite do as much damage

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as you had. - Just not nice. - Hey, you know,

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- That's rude, John. That's rude.

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- I didn't make this build. I'm just using it.

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Mm-Hmm, <affirmative> - Likely good.

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- Excuse a very valid excuse. Is there anything that on a subconscious level,

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Callum would change about his environment? Right now?

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- I'd probably make Kerik take all the damage. <laugh>.

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- Uh, as you think this to yourself, you watch the ground

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underneath Kerik shift and push the beast up

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and then down again, uh, but to no avail.

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You, you get the feeling that that was kind of produced by

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your irritation. - I am filled with irritation,

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not determination in this case. - Uh, Orba, you're up, homie.

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I'd like caar, hopefully

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- Best - Bow. Uh, yo. Yeah, you ca you rolled a 31.

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That's, that's gonna hit homie. Whew.

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- Ooh. - Be oh. Sweet Zombie Jesus. All right.

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Um, you crit on that one.

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Uh, you land two solid strikes on this, uh, on this beast

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as more, uh, brown feted bile

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flows from its wounds. Poo, you're up. Oh

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- Boy. Let's try this again. You,

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- So this will be with thoughts seven, damage.

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Only one of them is psychic. And then I'll punch again.

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And then on that I will use fur of blows.

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And now I'll use my second action to attack again.

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And that one will not.

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- Uh, two hits seems to be the order of the day every time you guys attack kerik.

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But as, as soon as poo gets done beating on Kerik,

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the gaping wounds that or bog left in the side of her, uh, a tongue comes out

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of it and starts to lick the bile that's seeping out.

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- Oh, that's, - That's not sanitary. That's disgust.

24:39

- It slurps it back in. And it seems like the wounds ti kind of close up a bit.

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- I don't like that. No, I don't. <laugh>.

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- And then instead of doing a physical attack, it's going

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to look towards, uh, you a lean

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and it is going to cast a seventh level fantasm killer.

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- Oh God. What does that do? Nothing good.

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- I need you to make a wisdom saving throw. Please.

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- Needle 11. - Uh, yeah, that's not gonna do it.

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This creature, it reaches into your, uh, mind

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and pulls out an illusory manifestation

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of your deepest fear. Which is what?

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- Another Tilda. There's two Tilda <laugh>.

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I, uh, I don't know.

25:28

- Well, whatever it is, we'll just put a big censored bar over the front of it

25:32

so nobody else gets frightened. Uh, it's

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- Artificial vanilla <laugh> - <laugh>.

25:40

It's a big bottle of it. - You, you, you see the production line a giant

25:44

- Be Beaver - <laugh>. Yeah. - Giant beaver. - You see a giant

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artificial vanilla production line, - Those poor beavers.

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- And you are going to take, uh, seven D 10 psychic damage.

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- Disgraceful. Well, - Oh, lots of ones in there.

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Uh, you only take 25 points of psychic damage.

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- Okay. Ow you fat. - So you sw you

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- Embarrassment to the name of this family.

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- That's no way to talk to our friend. Show 'em Wilder.

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- I am going to cast minor life steal

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that says You drain life energy from a hostile creature.

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You can see within range. The target must succeed on a constitution saving throw

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or take a certain amount of necrotic damage.

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- I rolled a dirty 20. - Well fart.

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Not cool. Um, I'm really,

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really loving my character right now.

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- <laugh>. - Sorry, my dude.

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- I'm just gonna sit. No. Um, - <laugh>,

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- I was gonna sit and cry 'cause crying is a free action.

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I - That's good to know.

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- No, - I think I'm gonna cut off my hands

27:08

and no more magic for me, but - <laugh>, that's an option.

27:12

- Emerin your turn. - Uh, I know this will probably be

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surprising, but I'd like to hit him - No.

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Hard. - I know, I know.

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It'll be even more surprising when I say I wanna do it with Myla.

27:23

- Really? I know the sharp side - Haven't decided.

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Okay. We'll see after I roll. So 20

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- No hit - And a 19, so that one won't.

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And then, uh, natural 19.

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- I know how I feel and I'd like to use my reaction

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to cast accelerate decelerate at third level.

27:46

So that's 2D six plus one - Three plus another 16.

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- So Emerin emerin whiffs on two swings of the,

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of her grave, but manages to catch him with that third one.

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It sparks a little bit of bile at you as you make contact.

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- I look mad about it. - <laugh>, as you do about pretty much

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everything in life at this point. Yeah. Uh, Mera, you're up. I'm gonna

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- Be really interesting and I'm going to try

28:17

and cast inflict wound.

28:20

- Do you, are you a spell caster? - No. This is a special thing that happens

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because of my race, huh?

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- Oh, - Yeah. 'cause I am in the winter season.

28:31

I get to have a spell. I've had this spell forever

28:34

and I haven't needed it for anything. - I did not know this about you.

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You, you have sufficiently surprised me.

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- 13. That was great. Awesome. Nevermind.

28:47

- A 13 to hit. Yeah, that's not gonna do it. I know.

28:49

- All right, cool. That was an attack.

28:52

So I guess I will, um, hide

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- <laugh>. So, so you, you guys watch this as mayor comes outta hiding,

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just comes up and gives a loving caress down the back of,

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uh, of Tilda. Then goes back into hiding again. <laugh>

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- Goes, oh man, I didn't like that one bit <laugh>.

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I touched her and decided it was bad. - Okay, I'm gonna cast Dark strike.

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- Dark strike Old - To 25. - Oh that's gonna hit.

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- It says you invoke a dark spectral weapon in the shape

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of your choosing from the realm of poison and disease

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and use it as a melee weapon on a hit.

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You deal 3D eight plus four force damage.

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And the enemy must make a con saved

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or be knocked back 10 feet,

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- Uh, rolled a 17 for that con save

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- It meets so she doesn't get knocked back 10 feet.

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No darn. - Uh, but she does take all the damage.

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So a Aileen just reaches out and as she reaches out this large long blade of

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darkness stabs into, uh, Kerik as, uh,

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she quivers from the, uh, stabbing motion.

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And as Kerik quivers, you feel the space

30:14

around you quiver with her. - I don't like that. Uh, I like to pass toll the dead

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on Kerik. So that's a wisdom saving throw.

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- He rolls at 28. - Well, you know what, that passes surprisingly

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as my D C's not 28.

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And I go, that's upsetting.

30:40

Also upsetting that you said he 'cause you corrected me on that 'cause it's,

30:44

- Yeah. My bad. - Uh, and then as my bonus action,

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I'm gonna cast sanctuary on Eileen

30:50

- Sanctuary. Sorry. What does that do for me?

30:54

- Um, yes. So anyone that wants to target you with an attack

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or a harm or spell has to make a saving throw.

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And if they fail, they have to target someone else and they can't hit you.

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- Oh, good. - Uh, and it will protect you up

31:06

until the point in which you make an attack or cast another expel.

31:12

So there you have it. Also, I think that

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this is rather annoying. - What's annoying? - That she keeps talking mostly.

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That's what I find annoying. Currently. - Her voice is annoying. - Yeah, it's pretty irritating.

31:29

- And now it's amplified. Now that it's in a back, a big old body that's even worse.

31:33

Just want her to stop - Talking. Orba, you're up.

31:37

- Okay. I'm gonna hit him with the Tamar again, by the way,

31:42

just because I'm curious like when,

31:46

when Orba and, uh, Eren hit him

31:50

with their Tom weapons, we don't see,

31:53

we don't really see anything go off

31:55

of people when we hit them with Tom's thing

31:59

where he gets some of their life essence

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or just like when they, when they die.

32:05

- Oh, wait, you had a crunchy potion, didn't you? - Yes, I did. - Yeah.

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You see, uh, you see bits of their life essence fly off.

32:14

- Okay. Psychedelic. - It's almost like the, the skin is almost like really thick

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version of a, an earthworm skin.

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- Ew. - Hmm. Descriptive

32:28

- How to eat frog worms. - Uh, you got another, you got two more swings on you homie.

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Yep. So you swing around with, uh, the other one.

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But a tentacle flies out and smacks your, uh, simar away.

32:43

Um, as you swing around with, uh, the first simar again

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and make contact for another 18 points of demos.

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- And I'll round up for Josiah's children. - Appreciated. - Okay, let's go.

32:59

- And I go for another punch and I will go ahead

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and use my,

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I'll spend a key point here and use stunning strike with that one.

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Is that con saving throw? - Uh, 31? - Uh, yeah. That beats it outta the water.

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And then I'll go ahead and, uh, attack again.

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- Okay. 19 does not hit

33:29

- Then that is, uh, I believe that's it for me.

33:34

- And just like last time, more tongues come out

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of the lacerations on the side and lap up the brown.

33:39

Stop that <laugh>. Uh, and it heals again.

33:45

And it's going for its multi attack.

33:49

What, what kind of save does it have to make to try to attack

33:52

- Wisdom please? - Does a 15 pass? - No.

33:57

- Oh. Oh, thank God. Then it's going to bite down on you. Callum.

34:00

- Is it close enough to me? - Oh, that's right. You backed off.

34:04

Uh, then it's going to bite - It.

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Wave. I will beast. - Then it's going to poopoo, then it's gonna bite Poopoo. <laugh>. It's

34:10

- Gonna poop. - It's, - Oh no. What? Hell,

34:13

- Uh, okay. - Does a 23 hit?

34:17

- Uh, yeah. Does barely

34:21

- Projectile poo - Stab?

34:23

Its, but more ma - Okay.

34:26

Uh, poo, uh, you take 23 points of damage.

34:29

Seven of 'em are psychic - Halved.

34:33

- Yes. Because of you. Mm-Hmm. <affirmative>. You're welcome.

34:36

- Um, and she did not like seeing that being halved.

34:40

So she's going to strike you again.

34:43

- Oh. Just try - It with its, uh, sickles 26 to hit

34:49

- That does, - Uh, you'd take nine points of slashing

34:52

and nine points of poison damage. - Okay. - Ow. I can't be affected by poison, I don't think.

35:00

'cause I have diamond soul. No, not that one timeless body.

35:05

No. I have defense against poison somehow for being a monk.

35:10

Purity of body. That's it. Uh, you're immune to disease and poison, so would that Yep.

35:16

- Yep. - I think it's just a poisoned condition.

35:18

- Yeah, that's what I was wondering. - No, I would count that for poison damage too,

35:23

because I mean, if you're immune to poison that it poison's not gonna damage you. So,

35:27

- Yeah. Okay. Thank you. - And then it swings its tentacles around at you again. Poo.

35:33

It really wants a piece of you. - Oh, everyone wants a piece

35:36

- Of poopoo break meal, a piece of

35:39

- That <laugh>? Uh, I can't believe I didn't think about

35:43

that before I said it. <laugh>. Alright. Uh, <laugh> does a 15 hit?

35:48

- Nope. - All right. So it misses with the tentacles.

35:52

- I do like a matrix dodge on that one.

35:55

- Oh, - Okay. All right.

36:00

Um, well, let's see if physical attacks work,

36:05

I'm gonna throw my Adam Anine dagger.

36:11

That's a 19. Ready to get physical. I should probably just go home.

36:15

- Any particular direction? - At, at at

36:20

- Not - The only one. They went there obviously. And so it was a 19, so that failed.

36:27

But I can still use sneak attack even though it wasn't successful.

36:31

We thought was little. Like, uh, 24 is what my sneak attack.

36:36

- Was that a to hit or damage? - Damage?

36:39

- Uh, she's not looking good, folks. Not looking good at all.

36:43

- She wasn't looking good before - This.

36:45

That's what I was gonna say. - We're making - Her look better.

36:49

- You - G anything else you want to do?

36:52

- Oh, um, - Anything slow

36:58

- As a bonus action. I would like to cast,

37:03

um, shadow blade.

37:08

I'm essentially making a blade out of shadow

37:11

so I can use it on my next turn. - Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Alright. Um, alright.

37:18

Ameren, can you put the beast down

37:20

before it gets an opportunity? - I know this will be surprising.

37:26

- <laugh>. - I'd like to hit her with mylas,

37:29

my OneLA multiple times I should say. - Okay. Go ahead and try.

37:36

- 18 plus another 18.

37:39

That's 36. Total damage. Yeah.

37:44

36 damage. And then natural one on the last swing.

37:50

- Uh, fumble chart. Fumble chart.

37:53

It's time for me to pull up a fumble chart.

37:58

Um, go ahead and roll a D 100 please.

38:02

- I would love to A 21.

38:10

- Uh, you shook yourself up.

38:12

Uh, the backswing on this, uh, on your grave came across.

38:17

You swung too hard on that second swing

38:19

and you smacked yourself in the face. You are stunned for one round.

38:24

- Ouch. - All right. Now, and

38:28

- This is, this is the point of the round. You can take legendary action.

38:30

- Oh, can I, if - You Yeah, <laugh> please. If you lie

38:33

- <laugh> do I Do I have your permission now - If you want.

38:36

All in favor? You don't to All all in favor - Say, aye - Uh, nayyy,

38:41

we all vote against it. Yeah. We don't wanna - Railroad you into it.

38:46

<laugh> choo choo. We going to do this?

38:52

- I'm in danger. - <laugh>. Oh no. <laugh>.

38:58

- Aileen, I need you to make a dexterity saving throw please.

39:02

- Oh, I'm good at dexterity. 28

39:05

- Famous last words. Yeah. - So black tentacles fly up out of the ground at you.

39:10

Uh, but you managed to, you definitely managed to, uh,

39:14

dodge out of the way of them. Eh, you're, uh, Mera.

39:20

- I'm gonna poke her again. - Roll to attack, please.

39:25

- I tried. - I - Got a 12.

39:28

- Oh, that's not gonna do. Oh, how poetic. Okay.

39:32

Is anything else you want to do? - Ha. Can I hide again? - You sure can.

39:38

- All right. Goodbye. - <laugh>. - Aileen? - Yes.

39:44

- It's time to put your ant down. - I'm gonna do my best - Time

39:48

to put her out to pasture her. - Okay, I'm going, I'm gonna try

39:52

that Hop again. 22.

39:56

- 22 will hit my question is, how do you want to do this?

40:04

- I'm not entirely sure other than she gets hit in the

40:09

face with fireballs. - You launch off this fireball

40:13

and this sucker makes contact this time.

40:16

Um, and

40:19

as this fireball ignites on Tilda, you,

40:22

it smells like burnt hair. As this creature explodes

40:29

into a mass of nothingness, um,

40:33

and you feel the realm begin to implode around you,

40:39

um, you can vaguely make out where your entrance point was.

40:44

Uh, I'm gonna need everyone

40:47

to make a dexterity throw.

40:52

- Can Callum just try to get within five feet of everyone?

40:59

- Um, yeah, we'll, we'll count that towards your, uh,

41:04

we'll count that towards your dexterity roll.

41:12

- Okay. Well I rolled a natural 18 plus

41:17

3 21.

41:22

- Uh, yeah. I'll, I'll allow that. You're, you're within about 10 feet of everybody. Wow.

41:29

- Then as soon as I'm there, I'll cast word of call

41:33

and need us all back to the tower.

41:41

- You guys actually appear about six inches above the ground

41:46

in the, in the, uh, tower.

41:50

- Better than six inches into the ground. - Air - <laugh>,

41:54

- You, you all land horizontally.

41:57

And it's like you guys did a belly flop in Gore.

42:00

And not only Gore, but Gore's gore that's been left out for several days.

42:05

- Ow. - Can I fall nicely with feather fall?

42:09

I just want like, - You slowly descend into this filth.

42:13

It it feels a lot like laying down in a shallow

42:17

pool of pudding. - Less Aha. Gross.

42:25

- I don't think that blessing had anything to do with this one. What

42:28

- Did we do it? I think we did it.

42:31

- Either that or something she sneezed on us.

42:34

I don't know what all this is. - Yeah, I don't, I don't quite know, but

42:40

- I've paid That - Was eventful. - Yes. I mean, Wilder. You were great or bog. Way to go.

42:49

Mira. I saw you out there, - But did you though?

42:54

- Barely, but barely. - I had to squint. Hey, lean.

42:58

You finally got your fireball harp thing to work.

43:02

- I did. Ow - And Callum.

43:08

- Hi. - I mean, way to go. Callum <laugh>.

43:13

You, you are good at this sort of thing.

43:16

- I don't, you know, I feel like you were real specific

43:19

with everyone else and then you just kinda said you were

43:21

good at this thing to me, but I'll take it. No, I

43:23

- Say this thing to be fair. - You were great at everything.

43:27

- Yes, exactly. - Oh, well thank you. I don't think that I've often, uh, been told that

43:31

- You gave him the one and then you gave him the two

43:34

and then you were like all sorts of

43:37

- Stuff. I did, I did do a little bit of that. Yeah. I didn't do a whole lot of one and two.

43:40

That was mostly your, your bit. That's right.

43:44

- And then, um, Iran. Well, your life was magnificent.

43:51

- Yes, it is quite wonderful. - And, um, what will

44:00

- Ow - Ow what Now this tastes like artificial chocolate.

44:05

- Yeah. How you feeling? een? Are you

44:08

- Help - <laugh> yard? I your wounds Eileen.

44:14

- And so a, a as as you're casting that healing, uh,

44:20

you hear a familiar, uh, amp

44:25

and he goes, well, it looks like you did it.

44:29

I'm I'm, I'm very proud of all of you.

44:34

- Did we though? Did we actually like do it that?

44:37

- Are we sure? - Oh yeah.

44:41

- I always wanted to hear that. I feel like

44:43

that's just though I've been waiting my whole life for that phrase. - I feel like Tilda is is one of those little,

44:48

just keep coming back. We already thought we killed her once. Well

44:54

- Here's, here's the thing. Miss Aileen, uh, this moment is eternal.

45:01

You're just only experiencing it right now.

45:05

So, but that's a whole nother time thing.

45:09

- I mean, I feel like, I feel like we, we uh,

45:13

I feel very accomplished. I mean,

45:16

- I mean, I know we defeated her this time, but is she dead?

45:20

Dead? - I mean, for all intents and purposes Yes.

45:26

- I don't like the way you phrased that. What

45:28

- Does - That mean? See, that's what I'm saying. Like, something else is amiss

45:32

and um, something else is going on.

45:36

Th this can't be it. - I mean, a lot - Of people die.

45:40

Hey, can, can people die for real now? - Yes. - And like, not be eaten.

45:49

- Yes. Uh, but about that a as he's talking, you feel slightly less

45:57

enhanced, if that makes sense.

46:01

And Callum Yeah. You, you feel that feeling too.

46:05

It, it's sort of like a, it's sort of like that post

46:09

holiday feeling of, huh, - I got that feeling before the holidays given my, uh,

46:15

you know, familial situation. - But, and he goes, yeah,

46:18

you're probably feeling it right about now too.

46:21

Um, the do on away with the aspect system

46:26

now that they see the flaw on it. So, uh,

46:29

- Um, yes. Hello? I'd like to, may I,

46:32

I have a question if I could, uh, if I may.

46:34

- Okay. - Just kind of, I don't, I don't mean to sound, uh,

46:39

particularly questioning of what you're saying here.

46:42

Uh, they who, - You know, the big guy,

46:47

- Would we refer to him as they now? - You can - Just, I I've never done that.

46:53

Haven't heard you done that, but alright, carry on.

46:55

Keep going. I'll stand back here and listen the - Whole, the whole three in one

46:59

and one in three aspects sort of thing. I figured, you

47:04

- Know. Yeah. But you know, distinct, you know. - Right. But anyway, uh, so they're doing away with that.

47:10

Great. Uh, but I'm, I got one last gift I want to give out

47:14

because no now's the time that I got to do it.

47:19

Um, he looks at you or bog uh, this might surprise you a little bit.

47:26

Uh, it, it only, it only works from this point back,

47:33

but it's my time to hand my aspect hood off.

47:38

The only one that goes in reverse is time.

47:43

So he pats you on the shoulder

47:48

and the rest of you see this wave of power

47:52

transfer off onto Orba.

47:55

And as he does this, um, the figure

48:00

of the keeper melds

48:04

into that of an older and wiser drow.

48:10

This next time try to spend more time with your son.

48:15

- I, I'm sorry. Are you saying the door box? My father, I,

48:19

- And he goes, I'll see you at home. Are you? Hold on, I'll see you at home kiddo.

48:24

I gotta go talk to your mom. And then he just bas out of

48:28

- There. I Well that's hold. That's alright. Well,

48:34

- And on that note, that ends the story formal,

49:49

but I do have epilogues.