Our (late) Midnights review, broken toilets, a pumpkin drop, and even some Secret Life!!(We recorded this right after Halloween and we (Clare) forgot to post it for several weeks. We are professionals.)

S1E62 - Who Do You Trust

Oct 13th, 2022 1h 25m

We hate the teachers, we hate the lunchroom, and we hate ANYONE who thinks they can help us!Grant's wild cameo page: https://www.cameo.com/grantharvey/feed/xCHBteTZE

Good Time Gals #3

Sep 30th, 2022 1h 43m

Happy International Podcast Day, aka the return of PDMMWT! We're back and ready to make the world worse.

S1E61 - Rules of Engagement

Aug 25th, 2021 1h 6m

Say Hi to Daddy - PDMMWT is here! We're ranked 23rd at med camp. Enjoy!Email us at [email protected] us on Instagram and Twitter @PDMMWT_PodcastLeave us a voicemail at (614) 859-6712

S1E60 - Up All Night

Aug 11th, 2021 1h 9m

HELLO! We're back, baby! We talk about Mr. Popper's Penguins, pranks, and even some Secret Life.Email us at [email protected] us on Instagram and Twitter @PDMMWT_PodcastLeave us a voicemail at (614) 859-6712

S1E59 - Sweet and Sour

May 5th, 2021 1h 54m

A lot of discussion about the grandparents' bed in Willy Wonka, how Sister Wives works, and group kisses at CATS (2019). A little discussion about Secret Life! What a treat!Email us at [email protected] us on Instagram and Twitter

S1 Bonus - Secret Life of an American Vampire

Apr 28th, 2021 36m 4s

Listen to Clare and Producer Daniel read a fan fiction this week!To read along: https://www.wattpad.com/story/75491127-secret-life-of-a-vampire-teenager-wattys2016

S1E58 - Lady Liberty

Apr 21st, 2021 1h 40m

In which Clare's a sharp girl and Kait's an evil twin.Talking Points: Keith/Teeth/Kaith, A Lengthy MLM/Fundraising Discussion, Greasy Regrets, Dad Brawl, The Facts??, True Love's First BoneEmail us at [email protected] us on Twi

S1E57 - My Girlfriend's Back

Apr 14th, 2021 1h 38m

Ben is a wet noodle, Grace is a baby... plus, the state of Ricky's pants.Talking Points: Death by Pinkeye, Secret Life Horror Script, Mystery Stomping, Bunk Bed Corner, Poopy Pants Theory, More Bunk Bed CornerEmail us at kaitandclare@gmail.

S1E56 - Chicken Little

Apr 7th, 2021 1h 46m

We got really into the "so true, bestie" meme/joke in this episode. And we're not sorry.Talking Points: Uncle Fred, PDMMWT Wedding Playlist, Ruining Youth Group, Kait Stole a Pizza, The Devil's Naptime, Imaginary Friend(s), God Tier Eyebrows,

S1E55 - The Sounds of Silence

Mar 31st, 2021 1h 13m

We've both got dead butt and cavatelli machines. What more could you ask for? Definitely sponsored by Clean & Clear!Talking Points: A Quick Personal Ad, Porky Pig On It, Eugene the Grifter, Daily Gratitude for Jennifer Coolidge, The Rapture o

S1E54 - New York, New York

Mar 23rd, 2021 1h 33m

Get your slice of pecan pie ready for this week's PDMMWT!Talking Points: How Does Elementary School Work?, A Quick Fiddler on the Roof Tangent, Hot Dead Men, Our Weirdest Thought Experiment Yet, Drug Tests, QAnon or Fast Talker?, Whoopi Gold

S1E53 - She Went That A'way

Mar 17th, 2021 1h 13m

Put on your skorts, it's time for another episode of PDMMWT!Talking Points: Hidden Talents, Kait Gets Cancelled via Jennifer Coolidge Impression, Party Tales, Evil Burp Eye, Kait Killed Marshall BowmanEmail us at [email protected]

Good Time Gals #2

Mar 10th, 2021 1h 16m

Hey.. you know what? We're a fire and we'll keep your wittle heart warm. Talking Points: How to Make a Pickle Roll, How to Make a Carrot Dog, The Satan-Washing Dems, Two-Headed Taylor Swift Monster, Kait Makes Friends, The Twilight Renaissan

S1E52 - Which Way Did She Go?

Oct 7th, 2020 1h 25m

*MGMT plays while we're lost in New York*Talking Points: Rescue Mission, The Lakes of Montana, Marching Band Culture, Ix-Nay on the Etus-Fay, Pink-high Corner, Peter and the Cheeseburger, Enriquez to You, Teen Moms and MusiciansEmail us at

S1E51 - Goodbye Amy Juergens

Sep 16th, 2020 1h 48m

Call us, Ricky Ralph Underwood!Talking Points: How It Feels to Chew Five Gum, Stinky Meat Friend, Matilda Pappas, A Wedding Performance, Chekhov's Fedora, Please Don't Watch Twilight With Me!, Cane and Hat NightEmail us at kaitandclare@gmai

S1E50 - Get out of Town

Sep 2nd, 2020 1h 12m

We had to end the episode early so Clare could show Kait the WAP dance.Talking Points: Street Rice, Sandwich Drawers, Jack Dates His Mom, Teen Pregnancy Fairy, Brenda Makes Up How School Works, Flipping Christians, The Famous Steak House: Mic

S1E49 - Accentuate the Positive

Aug 26th, 2020 1h 11m

We had slushies and we're sorry. Talking Points: Supper Club, Hank v. Henry, Sausage Witches, Woose Wings, Grant Ringwald, A Quick Tangent on Tipping Your Server and also Taylor SwiftEmail us at [email protected] us on Twitter a

S1E48 - Do Over

Aug 12th, 2020 1h 11m

Kait and Clare discuss season three, episode one of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.Talking Points: Kait is Keenan Thompson, Need to Go Basis, Nancy Drew Juergens, Nancy Drew Bowman, Totes Preg, Hot Pope/Young Pope/Two PopesEmail u

Good Time Gals #1

Aug 5th, 2020 1h 26m

Hi everyone and welcome to Good Time Gals! Since it's been a while, we wanted to chat about quarantine, life, and what we've been up to. Your regularly scheduled Secret Life content will be back very soon.Talking Points: Clare's Secret, Jeopa

S1E47 - Ben There, Done That

Apr 1st, 2020 50m 44s

Kait and Clare discuss season two, episode twenty-four of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.Talking Points: A Quick Will, T-Linging, Mimsy's Jellicle Name, Cousin Lovin', Clare Edits the Wiki, Government Podcast ShutdownEmail us at k

S1E46 - I Got You, Babe

Mar 25th, 2020 50m 16s

Kait and Clare discuss season two, episode twenty three of The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Talking Points: Animal Crossing Roundup, 911 Corner, A Quarantine Divorce, The Worst Plotline We’ve Ever Talked About, How to Count to Three

S1E45 - Good Girls & Boys

Mar 18th, 2020 54m 39s

Kait and Clare discuss season two, episode twenty-two of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.Talking Points: Clare Texts Reba, Lil Jon Sing-a-long, Maybe I Love You, The Babywinner, Mr. Ricky, The Great Sheep-Pig DebateEmail us at kait