This week's guest is Existential Engineer and Comedian, Alyssa Poteet!


April Walterscheid and Alyssa discuss News and Celebrity Dick of the Week. They also delve into the following hot topics:



○ is air horn officially obsolete because our comedy mouths took over?○ why being NOT self-conscious as a comedian could get you 75 million dollars○ as soon as you're 100% self-conscious - YOU'RE DONE○ why having an engineering degree plastered on your wall feels spooky
○ how to disappoint your mom by doing comedy 
○ why society is one BIG junkie
○ what it’s like to have a decent soul that is ruined by greed
○ 15 ways to turn-on your man when all you need is ANAL○ democratic debates getting the snapchat filter treatment
○ Jeffrey Epstein and how Louis CK is actually scraps for the big dogs○ how to accidentally turn a 2-minute joke into a 12-minute joke nightmare of anxiety
○ when your 3-year-old nephew hits on you and gets away with it
○ finding your calling card as a comedian based on the jokes you write
○ Kathy Griffin○ everyday people who want to be the leader of their own divisive group that thinks exactly like they do
○ giving up on ALL self-help articles to find your inner voice and confidence again○ ups and downs of manifestation○ does this podcast description read like a cosmopolitan magazine cover? does it make you want to listen?
○ how the world becoming one giant improv troupe would fix everything○ PLUS! other things to overthink about PROUDLY

Alyssa’s Twitter: www.twitter.com/potweet901
Alyssa's Instagram: www.instagram.com/complete_poteet

Shoutout to comedians KJ Samora and Ali Musa.

"Oops!... I Did It Again [Instrumental]" by Max Martin and Rami Yacoub"Dear Diary [Instrumental]" by Timmy Allen and Barry J. Eastmond

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Oops!... I’ve been dick pic’d againIt came through my HotmailGot lost in the spamOo crabby crabby

Oops!... you think that I love itBecause it’s sent from your pantsI’m not that into it

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Dear DiaryToday I saw a dick picAnd I wonder if it noticed meIt made me go gay-ay-ay



Dear DiaryI can't get it off my mindAnd it scares meCause I've never felt this way



No one in this worldKnows me better than you doSo Dick Diary 
I'll confide in you


Dear DiaryI saw his dick in personAs it swung by I thought it smiled at meAnd I wondered
Does he know I’m currently HARD !?!I tried to smile, but I could hardly breathe

Should I tell it how I feelOr would that make me gay?Diary, tell me what to say

(Please tell me if I’m gay?)

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Recorded in Garage Band from my own bed - thank you technology for making these parody songs possible. 🖤