Andrew and Justin are captured by secret service agents and wake up in Area 51. They meet a few aliens and try to find a way out, while also encountering a familiar friend.

Episode 21: Government Secrets (Shh, Don’t Tell Anyone)

Jul 24th, 2020 51m 3s

Andrew and Justin crash through the ceiling of the Oval Office and encounter Donald Trump’s fat stupid body sleeping on a couch, and that’s just the beginning! We uncover secrets you weren’t even considering and probably aren’t even true, but a

Episode 20: Bouncy Castle in the Sky

Jul 14th, 2020 35m 31s

Andrew and Justin get bored of falling and finally find a place to land—at least temporarily. It just happens to be a bounce house held afloat by a flock of birds, and our guest, comedian Dalia Malek, is their master.

Episode 19: Freefallin’

Jul 1st, 2020 33m 54s

Andrew and Justin find themselves free falling after being shot out of a buttplant in Atlantis and they do not know where they will land or even how they will survive. They meet an old friend who routinely seems to be on the brink of death. Wil

Episode 18: Please Send Kelp? Part 2

Jun 16th, 2020 37m 46s

Andrew and Justin visit the lost city of Atlantis and citizen of the city and our special guest this episode, Elyse Joseph, shows them around. There’s weird creatures, including a living plant that looks like a butt. While everything seems fine

Episode 17: Reality Detour 3

Jun 11th, 2020 1h 18m

Andrew and Justin take a break from the normal sequence of episodes to try and have an honest discourse about a movement that has by now spread across the globe. They talk about their support of the movement and the history of systemic racism i

Ep. 16: Please Send Kelp? Part 1

May 30th, 2020 1h 9m

Andrew and Justin escape the alien spaceship, but their escape pod crashes into the middle of the ocean, where they find the lost city of Atlantis, where they meet our guest Elyse Joseph and each one of them share the legends they have heard of

Episode 15: Our Declassified Idiocy Part 2

May 18th, 2020 54m 5s

Andrew and Justin are trapped in an alien space ship and must find a way out before they most assuredly torture them--in the case of Justin--or inexplicably pamper them--in the case of Andrew. Some guest appearances include Dennis Rodman, Amel

Episode 14: Our Declassified Idiocy

Apr 29th, 2020 26m 12s

Andrew and Justin wake up separated in a corn field, but they are not alone. An alien with a peculiar knowledge of 90s action films pursues them. Patrick Bornhop joins us for an episode that shows us that while aliens might be more technologica

Episode 13: Volcano Rest for the Wicked (Part 3)

Apr 1st, 2020 38m 38s

Justin and Andrew meet Satan himself, played by comedian and filmmaker Tony Bartolone. Is this the end? Have they finally pushed the boundaries too far? No, actually. Satan doesn’t get a lot of regular visitors unrelated to a personal judgment

Episode 12: Reality Detour 2

Mar 12th, 2020 55m 36s

As we bide for time to conclude the trilogy of our current storyline, Justin, Andrew, and Daryl meet to catch everyone up on the goings on of the local comedy scene, the making of current episodes, and current events. There’s no clear agenda, j

Episode 11: Volcano Rest for the Wicked (Part 2)

Mar 6th, 2020 1h 9m

Justin and Andrew meet comedian Evan Cassidy while searching for an exit inside of an active volcano. As they travel its depths, they encounter various eccentric and familiar characters. Why are there so many strange personalities in this place

Episode 10: The Reality Detour 1

Feb 26th, 2020 55m 12s

Hello everyone. This is a new category of episode we will occasionally do to connect with our audience. Andrew and Justin sit down with Daryl and we discuss the behind the scenes process of the podcast. We also riff and talk about things to com

Episode 9: Volcano Rest for the Wicked (Part 1)

Feb 20th, 2020 56m 1s

Justin and Andrew go on vacation to Krakatoa island. Everything seems to be going great until they fall into a giant volcano and quickly realize it will become one of the worst days they have ever had. This time the topic is mental health, and

Episode 8: The Spiritual Exodus (or an Excuse to Take Mushrooms in the Desert) Part 2

Feb 12th, 2020 34m 31s

Andrew and Justin continue their journey through the desert as they become stranded and answer some tough existential questions from comedian April Lotshaw. Join them for a conclusion to the story that serves as less of a spiritual exodus and m

Episode 7: The Spiritual Exodus (or an Excuse to Take Mushrooms in the Desert)

Feb 5th, 2020 31m 22s

Andrew and Justin venture out into the desert for what Justin calls a spiritual exodus, which basically means they find a place to take mushrooms. As they talk about evolution, both characters get lost and find guest April Lotshaw making bacon

Episode 6: Almost Dying Harder

Dec 24th, 2019 50m 52s

Andrew and Justin conclude their journey through the Hiroshima plaza building whilethey encounter more terrorists and meet their eccentric boss, played by comedian Robert Amador. Also, we continue to talk about ghosts. Listen as this will sure

Episode 5: Almost Dying Hard

Nov 27th, 2019 47m 33s

Andrew and Justin are somehow invited to the same holiday party by two separate people, so they decide to record a podcast in the elevator. And again, although it seems safe, a terrorist group takes over the building and shuts down the power, s

Episode 4: Stranded

Nov 19th, 2019 1h 25m

Andrew and Justin attempt to survive after their plane crashes into the ocean. In their frazzled and desperate state, they find Neeraj Srinivasan and pull him onto their emergency lifeboat made out of the ruins of the plane and lots and lots of

Episode 3: Safe Travels?

Nov 12th, 2019 33m 45s

Andrew and Justin decide to record their next episode on the safest form of travel—an airplane—but something doesn’t seem right. I guess nothing ever does. Catch this podcast duo as they go down in flames again, but maybe this time a little mor

Episode 2: The Sasquandary

Nov 5th, 2019 58m 52s

Andrew and Justin continue their adventure when they encounter Sasquatch and his partner, Frankie Muniz, played by comedians Rafael Decamargo and RJ Sains respectively. They’ve already narrowly escaped the clutches of a grizzly bear, so how wil

Episode 1: Soul Laid Bear

Oct 27th, 2019 49m 57s

In this inaugural episode, Justin and Andrew go on a hike while discussing their respective religious backgrounds, disillusions, and reshaping of overall perspectives. Oh, and one more thing: They are chased by a bear! Will they survive? One of

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