**SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT** Listen to the first part of the show. Like, for real. Don't skip through it like you normally do. You know who you are.

On this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas," Ed goes out of town with Jillian, leaving Danny in charge which means, you guessed it, shit goes off the rails almost immediately. A racist, chauvinistic whale wants to play blackjack for a million dollars a hand, a soon-to-be Mad Woman has an investment opportunity involving a waterfall she'd like to discuss with you, and Derek decides that the time is right to shake up the Etch-a-Sketch.

Your hosts discuss the airspeed of an unladen swallow, rip into some folks for dumping the contents of their Rom Com backpack all over the floor, and lay down the lawn with an unsuspecting listener or listeners. It might be you, so pay attention. Connect with these lovable idiots via email at [email protected] or Twitter @MontecitoPod using the hashtag #LasVegas4Peacock.