TRIGGER WARNING: This episode discusses child abuse which is mentioned but not depicted in the episode of Las Vegas. If you or someone you know has been the victim of child abuse, please make use of the resources available, including at childwelfare.gov.

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On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, a heat wave hits Neon City, a crime wave hits Danny, and a death wave continues to hit Sam. With Christmas in the air, so too is horniness for Santa and various religious leaders (ask Mike about that one). And one of our favorite recurring characters is back to discuss penile condiments.

Your lovable co-hosts have completely gone off their rockers as they discuss one of the sadder episodes of the television show. They have important notes on how to die in Vegas, when to give a puppy as a gift, allergy-induced penis enlargement, and chiplead human centipedes. There's a lot to unpack here. Email us at [email protected] or tweet at us @MontecitoPod using the hashtags #LasVegas4Peacock and #GetCoziWithLasVegas. Two things not to do, though: use histamines on your genitals and bother James Lesure.