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Welcome to Podwatcher, the official podcast of

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Watcher Entertainment. I'm Ryan Bergara. I'm

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Shane Medea. And I'm Stephen Lim. And

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this is a show where we chat about whatever's on our minds

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every week. This week we dive into

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Bigfoot. Cherry tomatoes. And

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haircuts. All right, cool, cool.

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You don't have this memorized by now, Ryan? Uh,

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look, I'm doing a lot of shows here. That's fair.

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I have so many intros, still a little time. Reading the copy

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off of it. Oh, dude, yeah, and I also have a timer

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here. Just so I know how long we're going. Okay,

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well I

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wanted to point that out because you're looking at your phone. So I'm

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like, is he texting right now? No, he's browsing.

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He's not texting. Oh, I don't know. Why would

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he be texting? He's checking my fantasy team. It comes across that

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way on camera, where they're like, oh, he's on his phone. I haven't

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seen one person in the comments be like, why is Ryan on Twitter?

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Or Twix? To be fair.

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I'm trying to make Twix happen. Twix is gonna happen. To

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be fair, there was a time in the pandemic

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when we were on a Zoom call. And

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Shane tweeted something out. Yeah,

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Shane was tweeting while we were podcasting. But to be fair

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to that, I also saw the tweet while

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we were on the call. So I was

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also on Twitter. It wasn't a call, it was a

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podcast. I mean, you're gonna rag on me

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for tweeting during the pandemic? That's all I did.

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You were tweeting during a recording. I know, it was

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probably a bad show. Whoa, we were recording one

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of the podcast episodes that we took down,

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that we deleted from our podcast channel.

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Unprofessional, unprofessional. For those

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of you who are watching the video, you'll notice that it

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is dark

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here. And that's because

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the power's out at Watcher HQ. That's

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right. But we're forging on regardless because

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we wanna deliver the quality content

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you've come to expect. And fortuitously,

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this should be releasing right around Halloween. So

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it's kind of a spooky vibe. This is gonna be releasing

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a day before Halloween when you guys listen to this.

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So really, we did this on purpose. Yeah,

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that's exactly what we did. Everything runs on

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batteries here, so we got very lucky. Yeah.

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Well, even Steven Lim. Even Steven Lim.

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Man, my battery, it's dying. I'll

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tell you what, I wish I

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could.

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do a human reset for

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my body and my battery. Like a hard reset.

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Yeah. If you wanna die and be reborn

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as a baby. That'd be amazing. No, I think

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he's talking about, you know, when your iPhone

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or your router goes off and you

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have to do a hard reset, you unplug it and plug it back in. Well, that's

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the thing where they tell you, they're like, unplug it,

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but make sure it's turned, don't plug

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it back in for 30 seconds. 15 seconds.

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Why is, wait, why do we all have a different number for that?

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Let me tell you what happened this morning.

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Oh, yeah, let's hear it. I need to reset

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my battery, it's so stupid. Tammy

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had reset him. I woke up, went

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to the bathroom, turned on the faucet.

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Okay, you don't need to do it all. You don't need to tell us everything.

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No, this is it right here. Pick the lint out of my

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belly button. That happens

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only on Wednesdays. And I put my

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toothpaste on my toothbrush and

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I put it under the sink. But I put

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it under the wrong sink, but I could hear the faucet.

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You need the wrong sink. So we have

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two sinks in our master bedroom. A good one and

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a bad one. The his

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and her. One for Pepsi. One for Tammy, one for

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Steven. And I just put it under the

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wrong sink for five seconds. Why is

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it not getting wet? It's because I

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could hear the other one. So I registered my

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brain, the other one was on, and I was confused

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why it was getting, that's how stupid I've

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become. How much? Become, huh?

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I didn't say it. How

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much I need to reset. I have no brain, no good. If

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you had to hard reset Steven, how would

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you do it? Is that what the belly button lint

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picking is for? Is that how Tammy

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hard resets you? Have you ever picked your belly

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button so hard that it started bleeding? No.

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Nope, can't say that I have to. Me neither, me neither, yeah.

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Feels like you have. No, I have, definitely not.

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That just came out in the background. That was just pure imagination.

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It makes you wanna barf. There's other

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things that happen when I pick my belly button, but we don't have

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to get into that. Anyways, why

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don't we hop into a

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topic here. Steven, I'm actually curious, let's start

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with you. Oh, the haircut. Well.

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First off also we got to acknowledge the

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abomination that's on your face here. You

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even I actually like the mustache And

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so he decided we gonna talk about mustaches

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in this pocket I will he they have to know because

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like if you have you're not watching the video version

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of this podcast listener He cut off

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his mustache, but kept the beard

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portion He and

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I'm gonna say this and I'll say it once like

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Jack Black. I don't curse often. I Fucked

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up. Yeah, but no shit

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I I was You

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were you were trimming. I was deciding which one to

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keep and which one they go Oh, I realized

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I could have told you I cut the mud I was like I should

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have kept the mustache and got rid of the beard.

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Yeah, you should I wanted to do a slow Delivery

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to the podcast of one to go in after the other

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I also thought about doing like half You know what

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you sell a flow delivery THC now. You

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look like you sell edibles for a living. You have a strange

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look You don't like it. I can't

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say I love it Look I'm not in

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the comments, you know leave her leave an Apple review

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Let me know you please don't

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let your Apple review for this part Reflect

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Stevens facial hair. We don't want

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one star reviews for the podcast. Yeah,

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that's uh, it's an interesting choice Yeah,

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it's it was the wrong choice.

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You're here to talk about haircuts. Yes

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it's gonna be always a hair theme with well, so

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I Don't know what to talk about in

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this podcast. I'm all over Topics

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the entire week like it's it

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I picked mine a week ago. What's it talk about in

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this podcast? I usually pick mine as I'm walking in

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the door. Yeah, that's I Message you

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guys a week ago on slack. I said I don't

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let me forget to talk about cherry tomato I don't

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recall the slack at all. I do let me pull it up.

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Pull it the receipts. You responded to

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it. You were like Haha,

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okay. I don't remember. I don't remember anything I

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say anymore There's too many

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mediums of it being recorded That's why I

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have all these shows is because I it's

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so like I could remember what I'm saying I

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said remind me for the next pod that I have something

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to say about cherry tomato Ryan said

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lol. Oh, yeah. That is

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my response. Did that make you? No,

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when I respond lol all lowercase,

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it's usually like a alright You

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you roll out the Stressed

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passive-aggressive lol. Yeah, I do

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anytime I see Ryan with an lol. I'm like

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yikes. I Hate

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the passive-aggressive lol It's

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so real for Ryan especially the weapon

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that I use. Anytime Ryan says lol. He's

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he's on the verge of crying It's

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a tool that I use often from my toolbox Anyways,

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let's get into your haircut. Yeah. Yeah,

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I don't have much to say about it. The only thing Is

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so in the last Three

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years my wife has given me

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all of my haircuts Yeah, and

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she's gotten way better over time. She

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gave me one last night So if you wanted to

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see what the work that she does, you know,

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you're fun with it. I tell her Do

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whatever you want go nuts. Hey,

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and then and then I regret it sometimes but I

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just want her to have fun I don't really care. She's

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the one who has to look at me. So I let

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her do what she wants Yeah, what do you think? What

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do you think? It looks pretty good. Yeah, it's a money-saving

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measure or is this just time for funsies

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It's it's a bonding activity It's

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you know, it's quality time. It's It

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is money-saving. I love my lazy. I don't

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want to leave the house. Yeah, I

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love Mari, but I'd never let her touch my head There's

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no way no way in hell that I let

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her with the problem here Okay, and the real thing I

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want to talk about it The real problem is I have

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a hard time finding someone I can trust with

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my hair I have not found

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a good stylist in LA

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For the nine years that I've been

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here. There was one person I went to for a while

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and then eventually I'm not gonna name the business but

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they they cut the back of my neck with a razor And

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made me bleed and I remember that I had to like cover

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it up. Oh You actually showed up to an

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unsolved shoot complaining about the back of your neck

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and I was like what happened? You're like my barber cut me

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cut me and then I and then I've just

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never found a place since then I've

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gone to I just bopped around

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and I've never and it's it's a toss-up

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between The quality

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of the haircut and also the quality

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of the conversation Yes

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because I find myself

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I Can chat but

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sometimes when it's up to me to solely

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propel the conversation. I find

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that

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Annoying

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and if they don't talk at all fine

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with that But sometimes they'll talk like once

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every five to ten minutes that's not like to

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stop it, you know And then like sometimes it'll fall

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into silence for a bit. Yeah, it's

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all very stressful for me I've

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found I've had a few people who I've gone to here

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and there but I just wish I had one person

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I did have one person in LA who

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cut my hair really well and

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then she one day

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decided to stop cutting hair

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and

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I have never been Never

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had the right person ever since I

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get my haircut by David Dang. He's a good. Oh you do.

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He's very good That's like the try guy Eugene's

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dude. I think I think like all of them go to David

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Dang. He's a good haircut guy I mean your

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hair is pristine. So I actually well,

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thank you. I'm glad to hear that. I uh Maybe

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I should go to him. Did he I have questions

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about when this guy cut your neck the back of your neck

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Take it away. Did he? Say

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anything when it happened. No, like it

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was like a whoops that you go. Oh shit No,

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it was near the end of the haircut. Gotcha.

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At the end. He usually takes a straight razor.

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Oh boy Yeah, those always freak me out Anyway,

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sort of get the edge to line you up and

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they usually do it a thing in the middle where

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they put like the paper Wrap around your neck.

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Yeah, I can't I don't know why they do that It's

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always itchy makes my neck very itchy.

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So he had already done that and then he was doing

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that and with a straight razor. And

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I felt, it was like, it felt like a scrape.

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You know? Oh, I know what you mean. So I didn't like

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react. I was like, that felt like a scrape, but

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like it didn't feel like a cut. And

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then he seemed rattled

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in a way that. Yeah. So

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normally at the end, they do that thing where they take the mirror

10:22

and show you the back of your head. For a second

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there, I wasn't sure what you were doing because you lifted your

10:26

hand up and I was like, he takes the straight razor

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and then. No, they

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do that thing where they take the mirror and show you the back. Yeah,

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I know that. And before

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he did that, he took out

10:38

more of the paper and put it around my neck again

10:41

to like hide it. Wait, who

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would do this? Because he was embarrassed.

10:45

I think he was, you know, he takes pride in what

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he does. Clearly. He gave some

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great haircuts. I just couldn't.

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And so then he showed me the back with the paper

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on and I was like, uh-huh. Yeah.

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I mummified him. And then he was

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like, all right. And he like took it off and he

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put some like aftershave on and I was like, oh,

11:04

he definitely cut me. Cause that thing's really,

11:07

things like a mother marker. And I got

11:09

outside afterwards. I was like, did he actually

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cut me? I just put my hand on the back of my neck

11:13

and there was just blood on my hand. I was like,

11:15

oh fuck. This is a good litmus test

11:18

in general because I'm curious,

11:20

when they put the little mirror to the back

11:22

of your head, how often are you

11:24

actually making an adjustment? Because

11:27

how you respond to that is probably how you respond

11:30

to if, do you ever send back food? Cause

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I'm too, I'm too anxious and too like much of a anti-conflict

11:39

that or confrontation that when people

11:42

show me the back of my head, I'm usually like, if

11:44

I don't like it, I just kind of keep it to myself. Does anybody

11:47

ever tell the truth there? Well, there's also like

11:49

a point of no return when it comes to the

11:51

haircut, where in the back, if they've done something

11:53

in the back, I'm like, well, they can't add hair. That's

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true. I don't know how

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hard it is for people to understand. You

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know cuz like I don't like when I have like a really

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sharp edge on the back I like a nice taper,

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you know, I like a taper to paper. Well,

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hang on. Hang on. Let's take a break

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and we'll come back

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There's so many Haircut people

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where I'm like, can you taper the back? You know where

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there's not a straight edge and it's

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more of a taper and they're like, yeah It's a taper

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and then they don't do it. Yeah Alright,

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so when they show you the mirror though, that's

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an opportunity for you to go Could you actually taper

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that but then at that point sometimes it's so

12:31

high up that a taper at that point Oh, I see

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what you're starting from the yet the new

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edge that they've decided to make this

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is an interesting to people I think it is.

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Okay, do you send back food? I

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don't know that I have and I don't know that

12:45

I've ever had food That was so bad that I've been

12:47

like send this bug in there. You've sent back a drink before

12:49

that Yeah,

12:52

but that's primarily if it's like this is not

12:54

what I imagined or it's like really

12:57

there was some place recently I forgot where I was

12:59

but I ordered a cocktail and I was like,

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hey, I really don't like

13:03

this Though it

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was a beer. It was a beer. I was it actually

13:13

It was like it was like a lager or

13:15

something but it tasted like really sweet

13:18

Yeah, and I sent I was like, hey, can

13:20

I

13:21

I went to the bar was like I really don't

13:23

like this And he was like, oh is it the any

13:25

knew exactly what it was and I was like, yeah

13:27

And he was like, yeah, I'll get you something else. I was

13:29

like do people not like this? He's like

13:31

people don't people don't So

13:35

what if there's a fly in your food Yeah,

13:40

I probably I would send it back but taste

13:43

I probably would there is a very

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famous story not famous but

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well-known story among Shane

13:50

my this group when you guys were traveling and you

13:52

fell asleep. No, it's when I walked into

13:54

my hotel room Oh and the

13:56

bed was like the bed was not made.

13:58

It was a very big time There was a name

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tag on the bed and there was a

14:03

poop in the toilet and This

14:06

was like my first commercial gig that I had

14:08

booked And the production

14:10

company had put me up in this hotel and

14:12

I walked in there and I didn't want to be a bother Or

14:15

a nuisance and be like seen as some sort

14:17

of like diva talent, dude

14:21

so I Didn't watch the toilet

14:23

I would have no issue because one the

14:25

hotel is not gonna tell the people who booked

14:28

it They're not gonna be like, you know, Ryan Bergara's

14:30

changed rooms. Yeah, he's a real pain

14:32

in the ass I yeah, so I just flushed it

14:35

and then just slept on the other side And

14:37

the worst part was the guy had a name tag

14:40

on the bed He was some dude who went to some conference.

14:42

So I saw the face of my offender What

14:44

do you look like he looked like a guy who

14:46

had truly left a matter Horian shit

14:48

gosh like this thing was above sea level

14:52

Was this pretty a real steam or no? I

14:54

this was with Mari I told the story

14:56

to Mari and she was so angry at me I was about

14:58

to say she would never let this happen. No, she was like

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that is I can imagine her just saying

15:02

Ryan. Yes Feel

15:04

like that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever

15:07

heard And I was like,

15:09

I'm sorry. I don't know. I

15:11

don't want any problems. But uh,

15:14

it's crazy about the haircut story Because

15:18

I can't think of it when it comes

15:20

to people being allowed to say

15:22

whoops in the middle of their job Yeah, barbers

15:25

are probably what top three right? It's barbers

15:27

Pilots surgeons surgeons. Those

15:30

are the three people you don't want to hear whoops from

15:32

when they're doing their job Yeah, I

15:35

can't think of anyone that comes even close to those

15:37

three. I guess a dentist I wish you just would have owned

15:39

up to me. I did actually be that whoops. It would have been funny I

15:42

went back. It's a it was a weird place

15:44

because there was a weird There's

15:46

a weird power dynamic between the

15:49

the barbers and the customers. It was it

15:51

was very militarized In

15:55

the way that like if they'd be like, all

15:57

right you and you'd like walk up

15:59

there and sometimes Sometimes you'd chat, you

16:02

know, an old car would go by

16:04

outside and all the barbers would be like, you know,

16:06

like lean over to check it out. So it was like

16:08

a very masculine place.

16:10

And I never felt

16:12

right there. And I

16:14

went back like two or three years after

16:17

that happened and I was like, it's

16:18

going to be weird.

16:20

And when I walked in, it was like he'd seen a

16:22

ghost. It was like Scrooge

16:24

seeing Jacob Marley walk in. He was hoping

16:26

you never, you're a reminder

16:29

of his mistake. But then when I walked back in, I

16:31

suddenly felt like, okay, the ball's in

16:33

my court. Oh, baby. Even

16:36

though it always has been. You never felt like it

16:38

did. I also- And then I never went back again because

16:40

I was like, I have too much power there. I

16:43

don't want to cause fear like that ever

16:45

again. I'm also embarrassed to just say when

16:47

I don't like a haircut, I hate when a hair cut, when a

16:50

stylist says like, hey, what do you think at the

16:52

end? Well, how can you say you don't like it? I think I like one

16:55

out of every four haircuts, I guess. Until

16:58

I started getting my hair cut by David Dang, I felt

17:00

the same way. Even the

17:03

haircuts that I wasn't a fan

17:06

of in the moment that like, for instance,

17:08

I got my hair cut by David Dang for my wedding and

17:10

he cut it a little shorter than I thought I

17:13

wanted. And I was freaking out

17:16

silently. What was the window?

17:18

When did you get it cut? I got it cut maybe like

17:20

a week before the wedding. Oof, that's cutting it close.

17:22

And I was like- Literally cutting. Come on, come on. There

17:25

you go. There you go. I'm

17:28

sure you've had this- Oh my God, Ed Welban. Which

17:30

is the man's himself. And I could

17:33

see that the hair was getting shorter and shorter and I

17:35

was in my mind going, hmm, it's pretty short. Yeah.

17:39

And then after the haircut, I went home

17:41

and I was like, dude, this haircut's amazing. So even

17:43

like, he's so good at what he does that even like the

17:45

haircut that I wasn't sure I wanted, he gave me what I didn't

17:48

know I wanted. When I got my

17:50

haircut for my wedding, I went like, I think

17:52

a week and a half to two weeks beforehand. That's

17:54

probably what I should have done. And

17:57

the

17:58

person who was cutting my hair, I think I-

18:00

She'd cut my hair once or twice before.

18:02

Um, so there,

18:05

there was a familiarity, but not

18:07

super, because I, like, I think I'd gone to her like once or twice

18:09

over the course of a year. So I didn't go to her every

18:11

time, but she, uh,

18:14

she was like, Oh, anything.

18:16

I was like, Oh, I'm getting it. I didn't

18:18

want to like put pressure on her. So I was like, I'm getting it

18:20

cut for a wedding.

18:22

And she was like, Oh, nice. Um,

18:25

and we were chit chatting and then like, she

18:27

took me over to like, get my hair

18:29

washed, you know? I love that part. And then

18:31

when I was laying back, she was like, so, uh,

18:34

who's the, who's getting married, I was like, Oh,

18:37

uh, I'm it's, I'm, I

18:39

am me. And she was like, are you

18:41

fucking kidding me? Yeah,

18:44

I'd be pretty pissed too. And I was like, yeah,

18:46

I just didn't want to put the pressure on you. Uh,

18:49

cause like, you know, she

18:51

doesn't cut my hair all the time. So I don't

18:53

want to suddenly be like, the push is on.

18:57

Um, and she was like, you know, you're like the fifth

18:59

guy

19:00

who has done this to me. Who

19:02

like, when I, who has told me like,

19:04

Oh yeah. Like in the middle of, or at

19:07

the end of a haircut, like it was for my wedding. Thanks.

19:10

I wonder if she knew, I wonder if she just

19:12

felt it knowing that you said that. How

19:14

do I keep this fucking screen from turning off? Cause

19:16

it keeps turning off. Is there like a setting

19:18

setting you can do one last thing I'll say about haircuts.

19:21

Yeah. Why you do that? I'm going to say this actually

19:23

has turned into quite a rich conversation. Well,

19:26

thank you for bringing it to the table to

19:28

the people, to you. You're welcome. Uh,

19:31

it reminded me of haircuts that I got growing

19:33

up and how much I hated them. I

19:35

used to go to great clips. I went to great, great clips.

19:38

Is that a Midwest thing? Maybe. Do they have

19:40

great clips out here? No, but I went to sport clips. Okay.

19:42

It's probably like the same. I wasn't allowed at sport

19:44

clips because you didn't, we did have those. Yeah. Is

19:47

it a sporty looks or sporty.

19:51

What

19:53

they have like sports on sports on when

19:55

you get there, they're like, Oh,

19:58

I would have loved. Sports, sports,

20:00

sports, sports. Sports is a good name for

20:02

a haircut player. I'm in the market for a sporty look.

20:04

Where did I go? Sporty looks. No,

20:07

they play sports there. And then when

20:09

you get there, they're like, hey, you want a beer, dude? And

20:12

then you're like, yeah, I want a beer. So drink a beer

20:14

while you're. That was another thing I went to, Adam,

20:17

Steven, I'll let you. I just want to, there

20:19

was a place that I tried in LA at one point,

20:21

who I think, it was either Adam or

20:23

Andrew Elnicki suggested.

20:26

They also both were there. Like they both

20:28

have never, like their hair kind of. No, they haven't.

20:31

But that's because they're just people who are very particular.

20:33

I think they're boys. And I went to a place, I think

20:36

it was over in Echo Park,

20:39

where it was like a sporty place. But

20:41

not like sport clips. It was like more

20:44

like an old wooden place.

20:46

A lot of blood. And then you walked in and they were

20:48

like, you want a beer? I was like, yeah, I want a beer.

20:51

And there

20:52

was a

20:53

Dodgers game going on. It might've been the World Series

20:55

or something. And I was waiting

20:58

out front and they were like,

21:00

oh, it's gonna be 10 or 15 minutes. The game's on in the back.

21:02

I was like, I'm good. And they

21:04

were like, oh,

21:06

all right. And

21:09

I was like, I guess I'm not coming back here. It's

21:13

a weird thing that guys often talk about,

21:16

which is like, where do you get your hair cut? Because most

21:18

guys, I did a video about this back at Buzzfeed

21:21

about most guys hating their hair and

21:23

not really knowing where to go. It

21:25

is something that my friend group texts all the time.

21:27

Like we will take a review, went to this

21:29

place, don't go there. Ryan, the way that the light

21:32

is hitting your face right now, it looks like you're wearing sort of like

21:34

a cat woman mask. Oh, nice. It's

21:36

pretty great. It's really good. What were you gonna say

21:38

about great clip? Uh, so

21:40

I've always hated my haircuts

21:43

growing up, like just every single one.

21:45

And I think looking back, the

21:48

reason is because, and

21:50

you may relate to this if you are like an epic

21:52

minority, but I think it's because my hair

21:55

as an Asian person is just like different

21:57

than all of the people around me. Yeah. And

22:00

so like the, you know, the

22:02

barbers where I grew up around, they

22:05

didn't know how to cut like

22:07

very straight course hair. That's how

22:09

my hair is. They also didn't know like Asian hairstyles

22:13

though. Like, you know, like things that look good on Asian

22:15

faces and Asian hair. And then I

22:17

think for the first time where I really felt

22:19

like I got a good haircut was when I moved to LA

22:22

and I was getting like getting hair

22:24

and makeup done for a shoot that we did. I don't

22:27

know if you remember this, but Kane. Yeah, I

22:29

do remember that. Did an Asian American like

22:31

vogue shoot? Oh yeah, I remember that. And

22:33

it was like the first time where I saw like, oh, all Asian

22:36

like makeup artists and like all

22:38

Asian like camera people. So they knew how to like light

22:40

our faces and like do the right makeup.

22:43

And I was like, whoa, I like

22:45

feel like I look good for the first time like ever.

22:48

That's cool. I just

22:50

bring that up because it

22:53

is, it is, you know, it

22:56

is important to find somebody who

22:58

understands and it goes,

23:01

it goes later. More layers than just like having

23:03

an education in haircutting. It's like, okay, do

23:05

you understand a person that you're cutting

23:07

the hair for? Yeah, Mari often has that issue

23:09

as well. You know, it's very curly

23:11

hair. Very, very curly hair. Tricky to find a

23:13

good person. Let's

23:15

go to your cherry tomatoes.

23:18

There's a new grocery store that opened up.

23:22

Is that why you wear the red beanie, by the way?

23:24

What? You wear the red beanie because of the cherry tomato?

23:27

No, you know what? I, I, my

23:30

hair is getting kind of shaggy lately. I

23:32

don't want to say anything. And it gets difficult

23:35

to style. And I remembered

23:37

that when I put on a beanie in the morning,

23:40

it just sort of gives it sort of a natural

23:42

waviness and stuff. Let's see. Well,

23:44

I don't know. It's kind of hard to know

23:46

that he's right. That does. That is how it is. It just,

23:49

it just, it just keeps it. Otherwise

23:51

it can get like we were just talking. I

23:53

have very like straight course hair. So

23:56

it just, uh, wait, how do you, sorry to

23:58

go back to hair, but how do you keep it wavy? Is

24:00

it the beanie the beanie may be that's pretty

24:03

wavy and yeah, why you wear

24:05

the beanie? Well, no, I'd wear like a

24:07

beanie or my hair I'll wrap up I'll

24:09

wrap up again like wrap up like a t-shirt

24:11

on my head after I take a shower

24:13

to dry it on to dry it and When you do

24:15

that gives it if I don't do anything to my hair.

24:18

It's like a helmet Oh my god, it's like a it's like a

24:20

just full like a Darth

24:22

Vader helmet. Yeah, basically so like

24:24

a dickhead It's more like felt like not Velma

24:27

Velma. Oh My thinking of Elmo Velma

24:29

you're thinking of Elmo. Yeah from Scooby-Doo is

24:31

Velma the babe. No, that's

24:33

that was yeah I know

24:35

Shane has the hots for Daphne. I mean, they're but

24:37

they're all babes really Scooby to

24:40

Scooby to yeah Focus

24:42

that dog. Okay Well,

24:46

let's take a break really quick here and then

24:48

we'll be right back Now

24:50

we're back and we're back No,

24:53

you know what the other morning I

24:55

I put my my

24:56

my little beanie on cuz it's

24:59

like 90 in LA but it Elsewhere

25:01

it's autumn autumnal vibes Yeah,

25:04

then my friend Patrick Powers that day

25:06

said, you know what? It's the first day of the beanie

25:08

for me I said

25:10

me too. We didn't even that's coordinate

25:13

But anyway, so it's beanie time for

25:15

me, but there's a new grocery store that opened

25:17

in

25:18

Los Angeles called lazy

25:20

acres

25:22

I like the name of it. It's on Western sounds

25:24

like a campsite It's on Western

25:26

but lazy acres they say our new Los

25:29

Feliz store. It's not most feelings It's

25:31

not Los feelings. What is that? Like, uh,

25:34

Filipino town? Yeah, I guess

25:37

what's over there like Thai town Yeah,

25:39

Western would be like Thai town. Yeah, it's

25:41

kind of it's not that far from here. Actually,

25:43

I mean, it's basically Hollywood

25:45

Yeah at that point. Yeah, Thai towns.

25:47

I think a little east of I used to get my

25:49

haircut in Thai town because it was $7 Nice

25:52

and I got why I went there for years. Most of me being

25:54

a BuzzFeed. I went to Thai town this one

25:57

little shop I went to die. I like them because

25:59

they didn't talk entire time because they didn't

26:01

speak English. That's nice. And that

26:03

was like the cheat code for me. Anyways, enough about hair. Wait,

26:05

if they don't speak English, how do you tell them what you want? I

26:07

showed them a picture. Okay. And

26:09

then they cut my hair and then it's a silent

26:12

haircut because there's no possibility of us talking

26:14

and I don't have to feel bad about making the

26:17

effort to make small talk. That is nice. Haircuts.

26:20

We're back to haircuts. They relax me. They

26:22

make me very sleepy. Bang your topics, man. I love

26:24

haircuts. All right, sorry. Keep going with

26:26

your cherry tomatoes and lazy haircuts.

26:28

I have no need for lazy

26:30

acres. I've got wonderful grocery stores

26:32

near my home.

26:34

Wait, is this you just trying to do a takedown

26:36

of a local business? No, no, no, no, no.

26:38

I have no need for it, but

26:42

it's a charming

26:44

facade that they have on the outside of the door.

26:48

Oh, you know I like that. I love a facade. I mean, it's called

26:50

Lazy Acres. It's an organic store

26:52

of which

26:54

there are plenty in Los Angeles. There's

26:56

a chain called Lassen's which is also a popular

26:59

organic store. I've never been in there. Is that

27:01

what that is? So I was like, there was

27:04

a few weeks ago, there was a dinner recipe

27:06

that I had

27:07

stumbled across on New York Times Cooking

27:10

and I was like, I'm going to make this tonight.

27:12

I'll stop by Lazy Acres on my way home

27:14

to check it out. I want to see the

27:17

vibes there. Yeah.

27:19

And I went in. Jesus

27:21

Christ. Sounds traumatic. Well,

27:25

the parking lot was not a

27:27

great situation. No parking lot.

27:30

Well, are we talking like Trader Joe's

27:32

level? Because the Trader Joe's parking lot in

27:34

Los Angeles, the only thing that comes close to being

27:36

as bad as it is a Costco parking lot. Oh

27:38

my God. Costco parking lot. I went to

27:40

Costco

27:41

after New Year's this year, the first

27:43

Saturday of the year. Mistake. My

27:46

brother had

27:46

a membership and Sarah was really excited to

27:48

go. No, Costco is incredible. The parking lot's a

27:50

fucking warrior. It's a parking lot

27:53

outside the... Costco

27:55

parking lots are amazing. When

27:57

I went there this year, it was really nasty. It

28:00

was because it's full and I'll

28:02

tell you what when we went there the people

28:04

in the Costco were absolute

28:07

Every single one of them was a fucking asshole

28:09

animals animals in there not

28:12

even in a way that I Tend

28:15

to give people the benefit of the doubt in

28:17

this life that I lead and assume

28:19

that all human beings are

28:22

deep down hopefully there's a shred

28:24

of decency in them and That

28:27

was not the case at the Costco

28:29

in Glendale or Burbank wherever it is over

28:31

there

28:32

People just shoving

28:34

you with their carts. What shoving you?

28:36

Yeah, you're like get out of my way Maybe you were

28:38

in the way. I wasn't there's deals to

28:40

be had get out of the way. It was fucked up, man

28:43

I needed a buy go to I love needed

28:45

to buy 82 eggs Sarah and Scott bought

28:47

so many things Sarah and my brother

28:50

they bought so many things at Costco and they had such

28:52

a great time and when we got back Sarah

28:54

was like we'll have to do that again sometime and I was like

28:56

I'm not going I like going to You and

28:58

Scott can go and have the time of your lives, but I'm

29:00

never stepping foot in that story I love

29:03

I feel like you did something Shane. I'm sorry Costco.

29:06

I'm not gonna let you slander Costco Yeah, they're on the first

29:08

Saturday of 2024. That's

29:10

the problem. Probably it was the problem You're

29:12

going on a bad day, but Costco's in general inside

29:15

are amazing you get great deals You can buy bulk

29:17

items you could buy like 82 to get a hot dog Oh

29:20

you go buy a hot dog. I don't

29:22

need to go there for hot dogs. I

29:24

do those at Home Depot in IKEA Yeah,

29:26

but the hot dog you've never had a Home Depot

29:29

hot dog from the parking lot. Oh in the parking

29:31

lot. They're okay They're not caught. That's

29:33

like a Costco hot dogs are not

29:35

that good the pizza Costco. No,

29:37

I've had that it's not that good It's not

29:39

a good. I love it. I grew

29:42

up on it. It's just me. I

29:44

Try to park at lazy acres. It's a situation

29:47

I go in and get my stuff for dinner

29:49

I've got my whole basket full of stuff.

29:51

Yeah, the last thing I need is cherry tomatoes

29:54

I look around the vegetable section. I

29:56

see tomatoes. I see a bunch of other stuff. They

29:58

don't have any cherry tomatoes

29:59

I don't have any cherry tomatoes. I walked up to one of

30:02

the people

30:03

there and I was like, where do

30:05

you, hey, where's the, why'd you say people like that?

30:08

What are the people there?

30:10

Like you almost said it as if you put their name

30:12

in quotations, like people. I

30:14

aliens work at this door. I

30:17

was like, where's the, where do you guys

30:19

have your cherry tomatoes? And he

30:22

was like, I don't think we have those. I

30:25

don't think. And then Shane said, that's a mistake

30:27

and raised a pistol up. Well, I,

30:29

I

30:30

was like, okay.

30:32

And I took everything

30:34

in my basket, put it back and

30:36

I left the store. No, you didn't

30:39

buy anything from it. Oh no. Okay.

30:41

So pissy. Just like, you have any cherry tomatoes?

30:44

No, sorry. We don't have those. What grocery

30:47

store doesn't have cherry tomatoes? Okay.

30:49

I was so offended that they didn't carry them

30:52

that I was like, I'm not giving them any of my money. Have

30:55

you ever done that? I've been in stores

30:57

before. I've met

31:00

Shane today today at my work. I was

31:02

actually about cherry tomatoes. I told him we didn't have any

31:04

and he said, okay. And then laughed and left

31:07

the store. I mean, in my defense,

31:09

I did put everything back where I got it from. You

31:12

took the time to put everything back.

31:14

I did. I was livid. I've been at stores

31:16

before where the line is too

31:19

long. Like I've been buying stuff

31:21

and like, I'm waiting in line for like 10 minutes. I'm

31:23

like, I don't need this. And I just put

31:25

the stuff back and I leave. You have these strangers.

31:28

Who are you? Shane, you know this about

31:30

Shane though, Steven. He has these strangest,

31:32

but like absolute bock points.

31:35

Like, or like, if something is like,

31:37

he's normally a very easy going guy, but there

31:39

are certain very hyper specific

31:41

things that if it doesn't happen the way he needs it to,

31:43

he's like, I'm good. He just bounces.

31:46

I mean, the famous story that I remember is the

31:48

Call of Duty one. Yeah. The Call of Duty

31:50

story. Like, I get where

31:52

you're coming from Shane, but like to just to ghost

31:55

after that, a scene that needs,

31:57

I mean, like, imagine if like Sarah just ghosted you while

31:59

you're playing for. You can't even play the game. She

32:01

wouldn't but you know, I was signing up to

32:03

play Call of Duty with friends It was me

32:06

and Matt Rial and Tristan and we were like, hey should

32:08

we go to the barn and Shane was like This is too much strategy

32:10

for me. I'm out of here. I don't know about the barn

32:12

pretty weird. It was weird stuff So

32:14

this story isn't about trade tomatoes Like

32:17

in a way it is like they were the thing that I needed and

32:19

it couldn't get it kind of reminds me of when

32:21

I was On the search for cumquats. Yeah

32:24

Did you ever make the New York Times

32:26

recipe? I ended up no I I

32:29

went to my local grocery store and ended

32:31

up making a recipe that was different. Do they not

32:33

have cherry tomatoes? No, they do have them there. So you left

32:36

a grocery store I changed the course what back

32:38

all of the ingredients and when they went to

32:40

a new store My could see if

32:42

we get cherry tomatoes and then didn't

32:44

even get the thing that you left the previous actually,

32:47

you know what? No,

32:50

I remember how this panned out I went to the

32:52

next grocery store Yeah, that

32:55

is pretty close to my apartment. Yeah, I

32:57

was like Maybe

33:00

that recipes a little too involved anyway,

33:02

and I was looking on my phone for a new

33:04

recipe and then Sarah Called

33:07

my phone which she doesn't normally

33:09

call me. So look what's going on? I was like, what's up? She

33:11

was like, I just cut myself. I cut myself

33:13

with a knife with the bread knife Oh, you told me the

33:16

story and I was like heard the cherry part what? So

33:19

I was like hang on. I'm right I'm very close

33:21

to our home and I got home and

33:23

she was had like a towel around her thumb

33:26

This was like mere weeks before our wedding

33:29

And she was like I don't

33:31

want to look at it cuz I I don't know how bad it is And

33:33

I was like to show me her thumb and she

33:35

showed me and it wasn't bad It wasn't bad at all, but

33:37

it was bleeding quite a bit. Yeah,

33:40

so I had to take her to urgent care Biggest

33:42

itches.

33:43

She didn't have to do stitches, but she did

33:45

cut off like the tip of her thumb But

33:48

it sort of plumped back like it all came back

33:50

But it was enough where they were like, yeah, you

33:52

should have come to her urgent care We had to like

33:54

stop the bleeding. What do you mean?

33:56

She cut off the tip of her thumb like

33:59

like, you know the flesh

33:59

bit of your like if you cut off

34:02

just enough to not need stitches you

34:04

know what though I'll part of her nail but it all grew back

34:06

the bread like even by the wedding like within weeks

34:09

the bread is like Wolverine

34:11

possible like I don't know how you

34:13

cutting that bread but we gotta go over how to

34:15

hold that when you're doing that is

34:17

that what you said as you know you're like

34:19

okay now we've got to talk about your knife I forgot

34:22

that that was the same night wow the cherry tomatoes

34:24

oh it's a good thing you know I probably would have

34:26

been you

34:27

know at that store longer if

34:30

I hadn't didn't you also have a panic call

34:32

with Sarah when you fell running

34:34

and you were covered in blood like cuz

34:36

you know I didn't call her I I was actually

34:38

that was when I

34:40

when I was running up near Griffith

34:42

Park and I tripped

34:44

and you didn't realize you were well

34:47

sometimes no no I realized what was going

34:49

on because I was horizontal in the air

34:52

strange when he gets knocked out

34:54

of his body but and

34:57

then I or when Ebony Ma takes dr.

34:59

strange and then I slid across

35:01

the ground on my hands like a plane

35:04

without landing gear and

35:06

I stood up and a woman who was walking the opposite

35:09

direction was like holy shit are you okay

35:11

and I was like fine I just kept

35:13

running but I was running I was like oh

35:15

look at my hands once I get to

35:18

the stoplight and

35:20

I can stop because I was like my

35:22

hands are numb right now yeah I don't

35:25

know how much they're bleeding they feel wet stoplight

35:30

looked at my hands and they were just

35:32

blood this is also why there's

35:34

certain episodes of unsolved I can't remember

35:36

I know for sure the Viper room I can't remember

35:39

any others but they're wearing wearing the gloves Shane is

35:41

wearing gloves because his

35:43

hands are just a gab oh my

35:45

god no in that instance I was like I'm

35:47

glad that Sarah's not home because she

35:49

was out I think grabbing drinks with somebody

35:52

or something yeah I was like I

35:54

don't want her to be there when I disinfect

35:57

my hands or wash them cuz

36:00

Probably gonna scream

36:01

and I did it scream Dude,

36:05

my hands really fucked up. That's incredible.

36:07

I don't have patience for for grocery

36:10

stores like that my

36:12

other bulking point

36:14

Along those lines is when when I'm

36:16

in a register and people

36:18

have questions for the people

36:20

behind the register, I

36:22

like

36:23

just that

36:25

Does that everything bagel have

36:27

poppy seeds? It's like you

36:29

I don't think you anyone should spend more than 40 seconds

36:32

at a cash register That's why self checkouts

36:34

great it is and I

36:37

use whenever people then don't and again

36:39

when I see people at self checkout Who aren't

36:41

hustling and like yeah a fucking

36:43

movie. I agree. I like getting in and out as

36:45

well. Yeah, not the burger I do like

36:47

getting which is weird because I'm a generally pretty patient

36:50

person. Yeah, I don't know if you

36:52

are I think I have Doesn't

36:55

like ride lines either though, too

36:58

You if you was on for your amusement Yeah,

37:01

he was talking about Ride blinds.

37:04

Well, I will say ride lines have gotten out of control.

37:06

Yeah, I think if you're not playing the game right

37:08

now No, no, well with the

37:10

technology that exists nowadays I I think

37:13

I think what the when there are systems that exist

37:16

that should negate these things That's

37:18

when I get impatient and think it's silly and

37:20

I feel like this he's just doing it because ride lines

37:22

are part of the magic of the

37:25

park right where else are they gonna Shut

37:28

the shuttle all that like you gotta hurt all those

37:30

cattle somewhere. Yeah, there needs to be space in

37:32

the park Otherwise everyone like if you if you

37:34

get rid of lines completely you have

37:36

to order those people go it cuts down the capacity I

37:38

mean we're cut down the capacity then don't let

37:40

people in well They're not gonna do that but but

37:42

shouldn't they they should but they won't mouse

37:44

needs money, baby Yeah, I've had a similar situation

37:47

I didn't leave stores because of it, but I

37:49

was on the search for kumquats because it's my new favorite

37:51

fruit and It's a

37:54

life. It's a very short season for those

37:56

Yeah, and so I ended up going to like four or five

37:58

different grocery stores just looking for I'd

38:01

walk in, look at the fruit, and then leave. People must have thought

38:03

I was insane. Did you find them? Where'd

38:05

you find them? I found them at the store. I

38:07

found them on Ralph's. No,

38:09

I found them at Ralph's on Laurel Canyon.

38:13

Oh. And that was nice because you know how on Google

38:15

Maps you could do that, this is back when we were at the old

38:17

office, you could do that thing where you have your destination

38:20

and in between you could do ad stops. Love that.

38:23

And I just added stops for all the grocery

38:25

stores. I predicted this would happen, so I had put

38:27

like four in there that were along the

38:29

route. And then the last

38:31

one. And I came home with a paper

38:33

bag full of kumquat. I love a little paper

38:36

bag. So good. A little

38:38

paper bag for probably so happy. I'm a little happy.

38:40

We love kumquats, we have a kumquat tree now. Oh

38:43

nice. What? Get sprouted.

38:46

No, he will. Because he's gonna eat them all. Yeah, I'm gonna eat

38:48

them all. But for that first harvest,

38:50

oh straight from the source. Delicious. Okay.

38:55

Anyways, let's take

38:57

another break. Okay. Do

39:00

you have any more dishing you

39:02

need to do on a cherry tomato? No, I think that was clean.

39:04

I think that was clean. I actually, I went to Lazy

39:06

Acres this morning on the way to the office

39:09

and this coffee is from there. Oh really?

39:11

I thought that was Starbucks. No, you know what's funny

39:14

is I went to Lazy Acres and I bought some coffee,

39:16

some ground coffee for

39:19

the coffee machine here. Yeah. I

39:21

was like, I'll just make it at the office. And then I was

39:23

on my way out. They have a little cafe there. It's a lovely little store. And

39:27

I was like, you know what? I'll

39:29

get a hot coffee here, why not? And it's a

39:31

good thing I did because the power's out and I couldn't have made coffee

39:33

here anyway. That's right. It was

39:35

a miracle. Oh that's right. Because

39:38

I was like, I can't wait to get coffee after this. I'm gonna have to walk

39:40

to fucking some

39:42

store near here. Yeah, pretty Starbucks. Can you explain

39:44

to me how you would leave

39:47

Lazy Acres, put everything back,

39:50

not even wanna support their business and then go back

39:53

a few weeks later to buy coffee beans

39:55

and coffee. Wow. And there's a million

39:57

other. That's a good point. down

40:00

now. I got married since then.

40:02

I think I've cooled my heels

40:04

a bit. Were you trying to make up for your

40:06

rage, like your unbridled rage,

40:09

and make amends with lazy acres? I think

40:13

I've had time to heal and kind of forgive

40:15

them. Like your hands. I've

40:17

been there twice since then. What did I go there

40:19

the other day for? Twice? Tea,

40:22

I think. Have you checked for cherry tomatoes each

40:24

time you've gone there? I have. They don't have them. Good

40:27

to know. We'll see that through you know? I didn't check today. I went the

40:29

last time I was there and they didn't have them. Because I was like,

40:31

was it a fluke? Surely it was.

40:33

I wonder if the owner of

40:35

that grocery store is a fan of this podcast.

40:38

Well, honestly, I'm going there

40:40

now. Maybe they'll change their policy to

40:42

cherry-traded tomatoes. I'll tell you what, it's a charming

40:44

little store. It's pretty close to the office. I encourage

40:47

you. We could all take a trip there at some point. I was going to say, after

40:49

this, there's a new cafe that just opened

40:51

up near here. Do you guys want to go check that out for some coffee?

40:53

Sure. What's it called? I don't even know.

40:56

The interesting thing about this new office is

40:59

there's not

41:00

a lot of close coffee to it. Now there

41:02

is. Really? It looks pretty nice.

41:05

Byron and I walked over there yesterday. Yeah,

41:07

because Starbucks is the closest thing that we got here. Over

41:10

an hour gulch? No,

41:12

this is like half the distance to that. It's about a four

41:14

to five minute walk. Anyways,

41:17

I wanted to talk about Bigfoot.

41:21

Also, we filmed something regarding Bigfoot

41:23

recently. Survival mode.

41:25

We played a game where we... We did. I

41:27

mean, whatever. Who cares? It's

41:30

good. It's an amazing game. We had a

41:32

lot of fun. It was a lot of fun. Spoiler

41:34

for the next season of survival mode is that we got two

41:36

machines. So Ryan and I were able to do...

41:39

It's a better setup across the board. It is. They

41:42

did great work in sort of

41:44

upgrading the whole season. But we do play

41:46

multiple games that have multiplayer,

41:49

so we play together. I have to say, that was my favorite

41:51

game. It was really fun. It was really funny. I

41:53

mean, we also had fun

41:56

in the other game. Yeah, but I think that game

41:58

was... That game was probably the loudest... I've ever

42:00

screamed in a game. I was so scared. It's

42:02

really fun by this and I don't get scared by video games This

42:05

guy this book Bigfoot guys the crafty

42:07

one. He's out there to kill you. It was a really really

42:10

fun game But it's funny

42:12

because that's especially pertinent because

42:14

right now I don't know if you saw this

42:17

there is a very recent

42:19

Bigfoot sighting Colorado that is

42:22

pretty from a train, right? Yeah, did you

42:24

see it? Yeah, I did see that looks like a person

42:26

in a suit I mean though

42:28

the the costume looks exactly

42:30

like Patterson Gimlin

42:32

footage. Yeah, I'm gonna pull it

42:34

up. I saw it already, but I want to see it again

42:37

What's it the video? Yeah, the video

42:39

photo. There's this video this

42:41

person on a train They're there somewhere.

42:43

It looks pretty remote in the mountains

42:46

in Colorado I believe and and

42:48

I could be wrong about Colorado But they

42:50

are pointing their camera just kind of like taking

42:52

in the sights Outside as the train is passing

42:54

by this mountain range and in the mountain

42:57

you see this giant ape like creature

43:00

That's walking on its hind legs like a human

43:02

like Bigfoot and it wait it kind of like

43:04

does it wave it feels like it waves Wave

43:08

it does a little walk around it takes a little seat

43:10

here like a porter potty Situation,

43:13

I think it just sits on a way I want

43:16

to take another look at this because and we could put this up

43:18

on in the pot in the video podcast for those Who

43:20

are watching and those listening? I encourage

43:22

you to stop your car. It does look over

43:28

It looks like a little wave it's very

43:31

pixelated wait Let me see it's a pretty

43:33

it's definitely clearer than the Patterson Gimlin

43:35

footage Patterson Gimlin footage By the way is the

43:38

that's the name of the guy who shot

43:40

the footage of Bigfoot. That's the most

43:42

famous It's basically this impruder film for

43:44

Bigfoot heads and it's this old like

43:47

I think it's like 16 millimeter film of

43:49

Bigfoot walking in the forest and People

43:52

to this day debate whether or not it's fake. I'm

43:55

not quite sure if it's fake it looks pretty

43:57

real It's hard to tell because it's so old, but

43:59

I'm very encouraged by seeing new

44:01

footage shot on an iPhone of Bigfoot

44:03

because to this point everything's been blurry So

44:06

he doing in call at this point if

44:09

I saw this if I took this

44:11

video, I would say turn the train around There's

44:14

a Bigfoot out there. Yeah, we're gonna go catch

44:16

Bigfoot right now screaming. That's

44:18

Bigfoot. Yes Everyone look out your

44:21

window right now. It's Bigfoot. I

44:23

don't know It's just odd that they just kept going but

44:25

it's possible that this person was so in shock

44:27

by what they were seeing that Like what the like

44:29

have you ever seen a nightmare at 20,000 feet? That's

44:32

that twilight zone short where William

44:34

Shatner sitting or in the in the

44:36

new version John Lithgow is sitting in a plane and

44:39

they see this gremlin like creature

44:41

a gremlin is like something that people in World War two

44:43

Claimed they saw on planes and it's walking

44:46

on the wing of the plane and he's freaking out And

44:48

this guy is such a little stinker because every time he

44:50

tries to get someone to look out the window He

44:52

kind of just flies away and he

44:54

just comes back and then he's just making it so

44:56

that only This guy sees him.

44:59

Yeah torturing him. That would be it Yeah And

45:02

I kind of feel like maybe this is a scenario where this

45:04

guy looking at this train window saw

45:06

this Bigfoot creature I was wondering is he crazy

45:09

Probably look back at the footage to see if he saw

45:11

what he actually saw and then of course uploading

45:13

it to the internet

45:15

And do we have the footage? Yeah, you want to

45:17

see it. I want to see it. Can you pass that over to

45:19

me?

45:20

Yeah, I

45:24

Looked at it this morning

45:25

and I needed to talk. Oh my god, so

45:28

a Florida man captured it Oh, no, I'm not

45:30

so sure it looks like and

45:32

I he takes a seat and I say this lovingly

45:34

Shane It looks like Shane put on a Bigfoot

45:36

costume. Yeah, it really does look like a costume

45:39

Dude, this is such good footage.

45:42

You know, what's crazy too is I could actually

45:44

see why That

45:46

Bigfoot would be walking in that area because

45:49

when he sits down or she whatever

45:51

this Bigfoot is When that Bigfoot sits

45:53

down It's it's sitting

45:55

in like these kind of this brush. That is the

45:58

same color as the coat of fur that it is So

46:00

it's very camouflaged so it would make sense to

46:02

me that that Bigfoot would be walking in that area

46:06

Also If it is in

46:09

fact a suit and this is a hoax that's

46:11

a very elaborate hoax For

46:13

someone to buy a train ticket have

46:16

their friends Dressed up in a suit go

46:18

sit in this brush area where they know the train

46:20

passes by and just wait like I'm not saying That's

46:22

impossible, but it just seems like

46:24

a lot like what do they have to gain from that? Like

46:27

they're not gonna get famous off of that clip Yeah, I

46:29

mean they could because they did name the other footage Patterson

46:31

Gimlin based on the dude who took it But

46:34

I mean in today's day and age I don't think this person

46:37

is going to get famous off of that footage because this have

46:39

been just like mocked up in After Effects,

46:41

no, it looks legit. I think Shane's

46:43

right. It's either a suit or it's the real

46:45

deal I think it's just a suit. It

46:48

looks so real though. Are

46:51

you looking at it right now? Yeah, I feel like Bigfoot

46:53

wouldn't Foot around like

46:55

this he would I Mean,

46:58

I mean I I want to believe in

47:00

Bigfoot you've you've always long believed

47:02

that Bigfoot could be real because it's meat and bone

47:05

Yeah Um animals

47:07

can be real,

47:08

you know

47:09

But the thing is can't if I'm

47:11

just trying to think of like if it's real. Why

47:14

is this the first time we've seen?

47:16

Him, why

47:17

is this the first time we've seen Bigfoot out in the wild?

47:20

You know survivor man less Stroud who I

47:23

am a fan of. Oh my god. That clip is so funny

47:25

I know Tell me about the clip now

47:27

in the in the brush quite a bit.

47:30

I missed that show survivor man was really fun

47:32

show Oh, you only what survivor man was survivor

47:34

man was less Stroud who is I

47:36

believe a Canadian dude Who

47:39

would go out into the wilderness and and

47:42

and just survive by himself,

47:44

but he would film it all So there were no camera

47:46

crews like Bear Grylls and everybody

47:49

else would go out with a camera Yeah, less crowd would

47:51

take it all out there by himself, which is the same appeal

47:53

of alone with ya What sort of scratch the

47:55

itch for me? But Yeah,

47:58

that was a great show. He's sort of a weird guy

47:59

guy. And he would go

48:02

out and just survive alone for like 10

48:04

days at a time. And he is

48:06

fairly convinced that he

48:09

heard a

48:10

Bigfoot at some point.

48:12

I don't know if I can't remember if he saw up

48:15

in the Pacific Northwest somewhere. He was

48:17

about to scan. He said he was like in it. I think he might have been in

48:19

Alaska even like southern parts

48:21

of Alaska where the thing. Yeah,

48:24

he claims he heard like

48:27

a large primate sort of hooting,

48:29

which he does

48:32

a little impression of it. I think he does, yeah. He

48:35

said he was in the tin. He just heard like, whoa.

48:39

It's a really funny

48:41

clip. The issue seems

48:43

to be that if it's a stable

48:45

population of

48:48

a species, then you

48:50

would think we would see it more. Which makes

48:52

me- If there's so few of them to the

48:55

point where we barely see them in

48:57

the wild,

48:59

then how

48:59

does that population remain?

49:02

It's possible though that this is a singular

49:04

creature. I don't think that's the end. How?

49:07

Well, because think about it. What's the longest lifespan of

49:09

an animal? Like 200 years? Like

49:11

turtles live for like- Turtles, yeah. Yeah. So like

49:13

it's possible, like if there's something that's living

49:16

that long, Patterson-Giblin footage was in the 50s.

49:18

Turtles live that long, tortoises live that long

49:20

because they don't do anything though. Well, Bigfoot

49:23

could be possibly not doing shit like just sitting

49:25

in a cave all day. No, Bigfoot's

49:27

not walking. How long? Well, you don't know.

49:31

How long does it, let's look at like an average

49:33

gorilla lifespan. Because that's probably

49:36

the

49:36

equivalent, right?

49:38

That's true. I mean, if you're thinking like Bigfoot

49:40

is some sort of like offshoot of human

49:42

DNA, then perhaps then

49:45

he would have a similar lifespan to a human which

49:47

would be max expectancy of like 100 years. A realist

49:49

tend to live 35 to 40 years. I think-

49:54

Which scans because sometimes like the bigger an

49:56

animal, the shorter its lifespan.

50:00

I would say Bigfoot is closer to human DNA

50:02

than it is primate, like, or like, two,

50:04

like, what would be considered like a gorilla or a monkey. I

50:06

mean, I don't see him, you know, strumming a ukulele

50:09

or anything. But he's walking around, kind of like

50:11

more. He's covered in hair, Ryan. But he's walking around like

50:13

a human, more human-like. We don't, we're, oh, this

50:15

is, we're basing everything we know about him off of two videos

50:17

that we've now seen. This video that we

50:19

just saw in the video from Patterson

50:22

Gimlin, I think it's possible that

50:24

we could be looking at the same guy, but.

50:26

I don't know, I don't think it's real

50:29

anymore. Bigfoot, specifically. I want

50:31

it to be, but I don't, I don't see

50:34

how it, I would love it, that would be such

50:36

a treat. But I'm saying if there is

50:38

only a singular one, it would make sense why we don't

50:40

see Bigfoot that often. And it would make sense

50:42

that the few times we do see Bigfoot,

50:45

it's just walking around, like, which means

50:47

that the other time, it could be just like hybridating

50:49

like a bear or just chilling, that,

50:52

you know. I don't think Bigfoot's some like master

50:55

of secrecy. He's not like, you

50:57

know, some espionage expert. But

51:00

then Bigfoot would have to survive all

51:02

of the natural causes of death, all

51:04

of the, you know, the elements. I

51:07

guess you would have to wonder then what Bigfoot feeds

51:09

on. I know Bigfoot, some people

51:11

think that Bigfoot is like big on scratch, crushing

51:14

people's heads with rocks. That's why we're at home.

51:16

I would guess Bigfoot is an omnivore. Yeah.

51:19

Yeah. You could be eating, he could be eating berries or

51:21

like, you know, like a. What a

51:23

monkey eat.

51:25

What gorilla he eats mostly leaves.

51:29

Sometimes his own children. Sometimes. Well,

51:31

I don't know about that. Is that true? I think

51:34

so. It's fucked up. Are gorillas cannibals? I

51:36

feel like when they're stressed

51:38

or if they're warring. All right, well, before

51:40

we get to that, let's

51:42

get a word from our sponsors.

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51:46

Wild gorillas only eat plants and fruit along

51:49

with the odd insect, as far as scientists

51:51

know.

51:52

Also,

51:53

though chimpanzees do kill.

51:55

They will. The chimps, monkeys are

51:57

scary, dude. That's why if I ever saw.

51:59

I'd run

52:00

because monkeys are vicious

52:02

you're seeing that scene ad Astra

52:06

You ever seen ad Astra Steven no There's a scene

52:08

in ad Astra when a wild baboon is trapped on

52:10

a spaceship to baboons and boy are they

52:12

I didn't put that Together first time I saw that movie. There's

52:14

two baboons. They know to rip your dick off to

52:17

what they go for the face And

52:19

the groin they go for the grain they're going

52:21

for the face and they're going for the the corn

52:23

in the cob And they're ripping it

52:25

off Another good very very

52:27

scary you ever seen one of those with

52:29

alopecia being muscles You

52:32

never seen a bald chimpanzee. Oh, I have

52:34

there's like the mean ones that are in right

52:36

the planet the apes and stuff Yes, yes, you have me

52:39

then search Alopecia

52:41

is koba Koba koba

52:44

koba very scary koba is Marilyn

52:46

Koba goes up to the guys and he's like playing

52:48

with the guns and they're like Haha, and then he

52:51

started shooting them all dude incredible

52:53

those movies are great good. Oh my god I

52:56

feel like those movies wrong. They are Are

52:58

you watching videos of chimpanzees

53:00

ripping people's dicks off? No, he's just I didn't realize there

53:02

was a compilation I look that up hairless. Oh

53:05

my god. That's not as interesting to me. That's why

53:07

nope. I love nope so much. Could you

53:09

oh Sorry, I just saw

53:12

the yeah the meat and potatoes. Yes Yes,

53:15

the noise, you know what it will you want

53:17

to wear pains? Well, no It's

53:19

just I mean I do I get

53:21

startled every time I see my dog

53:23

I

53:28

Just I don't know why you know, it's there.

53:30

Hey don't play keep it away Well,

53:33

also like a female

53:35

dog and then the second one was a boy And so

53:37

just having to learn the difference put little jeans

53:40

on your put jeans on him I can't

53:42

take it out every time like crash bandicoot. I'd have

53:45

a look. We're little jeans. Well, what else?

53:47

I Here's

53:49

what I have to say too about Bigfoot I think

53:51

there's two things to glean from these videos

53:53

as an investigator because Shane and I are investigators

53:56

Stephen. I'm not sure

53:57

Clearly Stephen still trying to find his his

53:59

dog

53:59

I'm not a dog's penis. Or try not to find

54:02

it, apparently. Yes, I prefer to not look

54:04

for things I don't want to find. Is it only when it's in Red Rocket

54:06

mode? I've never had a dog, I don't know.

54:08

You know what a Red Rocket is, though, right? I don't know

54:10

what Red Rocket mode is, but I'm guessing.

54:13

It's when a dog gets aroused, and then the red comes out of their

54:15

peepee. It's like a dog boner. I

54:18

see. When you were a kid, you'd always go,

54:20

Red Rocket! And then, uh... I'm

54:22

glad I missed out on that in my childhood. Yeah,

54:24

I did not go through that. That doesn't sound like a good

54:26

time. No, it was weird. You know what

54:29

was weird about... Sorry.

54:31

When we were kids, it was normal for people

54:33

to ball-tap each other. It's so weird

54:35

that that was a thing. Yeah, I never really got the ball-tapping.

54:38

That was not a thing in my group

54:41

of friends ever. Well, I

54:43

had... Yeah, the friends I had, they were

54:45

like... They were ball-tappers.

54:47

Yeah, and if I didn't accept it, I wouldn't have any friends. So...

54:52

Accept it! It's big in the sports world,

54:54

too. Yeah. This is what we're talking about. You're

54:56

like in locker rooms. You guys turned into ball-tappers

54:59

when you were playing Call of Duty. We're not ball-tapping

55:01

each other in Call of Duty. Are you teabagging,

55:03

though? Don't project your pee

55:05

in it. Are you a teabagger in Fresh

55:08

Bros. and CX games? Uh... No,

55:10

but I have done it once because... For

55:13

ironic purposes. And teabagging, by the way,

55:15

is when you go over a dead bar and

55:17

you crouch. You know, so people do

55:19

that every time, and it's weird, but I did do it one time.

55:21

I was like, hoo-hoo, look at him. I'm a fucking gamer doing a teabag,

55:24

but never in seriousness. Okay.

55:27

I have an emote when I kill people in Fortnite

55:29

where I just howl like a werewolf.

55:31

That's pretty good. Yeah.

55:33

Anyways, as I was saying, though, as an investigator,

55:35

if you look at the two videos, I think we could safely

55:38

make an assumption that

55:40

Bigfoot is a woman,

55:43

I would say.

55:44

Right?

55:45

I don't know where that came from. Because you

55:47

don't see his penis. You don't see anything.

55:49

It's not a clear... He's kind of walking in

55:52

a way where you would see it in the Patterson game with him.

55:54

No, I don't think so. In this other footage,

55:56

I don't see what appears to be any kind of dong.

55:59

I'm telling you what, if you saw...

55:59

Oh, me standing out there

56:02

in that field from that train. You probably see

56:04

a dog. Yeah, but you're also hairless or not

56:06

hairless, but relatively compared to

56:08

Bigfoot.

56:09

I don't think it's, I don't think you could tell.

56:12

I'm gonna have to look at the footage again and zoom in, but

56:14

I'm pretty sure. Why don't you try and recreate it for the

56:16

viewers at home? Let's

56:19

do a side by side comparison.

56:21

Can you see dong? Yeah. I

56:24

don't know. I think it's a safe assumption. Or maybe

56:27

Bigfoot doesn't have genitalia

56:29

at all. Bigfoot is maybe. I don't think

56:31

it would have to. And

56:34

not if it's one person.

56:35

Where did it come from?

56:37

I don't know.

56:39

I don't know. This is what I'm dealing

56:42

with. I don't know. You can't

56:44

just, this scans

56:46

though, that you're like, yeah, it just exists.

56:48

Actually, no, you know what? I think I do know where it came from. I

56:51

have a theory. I have a theory as well. Okay,

56:53

you're- Okay, I'm so excited right now.

56:56

My theory is that the evolutionary chart, at

56:59

some point there was some sort of mutation.

57:02

And maybe this mutation happened very

57:04

recently within the last 100 years. And

57:07

this primate

57:09

or didn't go quite to the primates of today

57:12

or humans today and it just kind of stayed like a mutant.

57:15

You and a full X-Men. Mutations

57:18

don't happen that abruptly. But

57:20

Bigfoot doesn't happen. So if

57:22

it's real. So it's probably not real. But

57:24

mutations aren't just like, oh, oops.

57:27

I gave birth to a- A fireman. Yeah.

57:31

Right. That's not how it works. But aren't people

57:34

born with three eyeballs or

57:36

something like that every now and then? Maybe,

57:38

I'm sure. But not to that extent

57:41

of Bigfoot. Yeah, not a big, that's like an entirely

57:43

separate species. It's not like, I gave birth

57:45

to a baby who also

57:48

has wings. Well, if I was like

57:50

seven feet five or something

57:52

like that my parents weren't tall at all. Which

57:54

I believe actually Yao Ming's parents weren't that tall.

57:57

But there's a basketball player- They must've been so far down. No, they're tall

57:59

though. There's a basketball player whose

58:01

parents aren't that tall and this kid is enormous

58:04

like so it's like possible that there could be something that pops

58:06

out This could be some sort of the tiny rule

58:08

that is like larger than usual

58:11

and maybe Bigfoot is just a very very

58:13

large

58:15

Ape of some sort. There's no other

58:17

Other issues. There's no other

58:20

gorillas Or primates.

58:22

Yeah that look like Bigfoot in the

58:25

in the region. Yeah. All

58:27

right. So here's my theory is that

58:29

Bigfoot actually can also

58:32

live in water That's

58:34

pretty good. I like that a lot. I've never

58:36

heard that before but I like it because For

58:39

example, like he's a blood monitor something.

58:41

I'm more inclined to believe Though

58:44

they did just try and they tried

58:46

to didn't they just map out that entire

58:48

or was that Nessie? I did the same thing right Loch

58:50

Nessen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, not Nessie

58:53

They did like a pretty thorough search

58:55

recently and there was nothing there But I'm more

58:57

willing to believe an animal lives

58:59

underwater that we don't know about or they

59:01

put is able to go between land and water And

59:04

that could have been you know Generations

59:07

of mutations that we don't know about so you're going

59:09

with the 97% Theory,

59:11

which is like is it was it like 97% of the world isn't Discovered

59:15

because it's underwater like that's like that Oceans

59:18

could the ocean cover such a large portion of the planet.

59:21

I think I forget the percentage. It's high It's somewhere

59:23

around there. Do you think Bigfoot?

59:27

Could like can both live in

59:29

water and like Atlantis, I don't think

59:31

so, man I don't know. Maybe it's an interesting theory.

59:33

It would explain why we don't know Bigfoot

59:37

But we have seen So

59:39

unless you like okay, so what how else

59:42

like the it's not Bigfoot's

59:44

probably not well I'm saying if it was that would

59:47

be my only The only reason

59:49

I think it's most of his life clearly

59:52

bipedal like terrestrial animal

59:55

you think like Like a crocodile

59:58

can live you know water and Yeah, man.

1:00:01

I guess like a hippo. Hippo, yeah. I

1:00:03

don't know. I mean... But those

1:00:05

are like are clearly built to exist in law. Yeah,

1:00:07

in the water. They got that slimy skin. They

1:00:09

got that slimy skin. I think

1:00:11

people often assume that I think every

1:00:13

cryptid is real. I'd like to think they're all real.

1:00:16

I'm willing to investigate each

1:00:18

possibility. Well, there's also like tiers

1:00:20

of cryptids though. Yeah. Because

1:00:22

like I could...

1:00:23

something like Bigfoot, which is essentially

1:00:25

a large ape. Yes. I

1:00:27

can be like, sure, I'd love that to be real.

1:00:30

I think there's a world where it's plausible.

1:00:33

I honestly don't know the extent to which like...

1:00:35

But how is it plausible? That's what Steven and I are getting

1:00:37

at. Well... Because Shane often claims

1:00:39

he likes to think things are real, but then whenever

1:00:42

it comes down to actually theorizing, he's like,

1:00:44

no. I don't know. They're not real. No,

1:00:48

no, no. It's because I don't know

1:00:50

enough about like what efforts have been

1:00:52

made by scientists and researchers

1:00:55

to like... Like look around

1:00:57

for... No, I'm not. I'm not scared to sound stupid.

1:00:59

I know how stupid I am. And

1:01:02

I'm not going to pretend to be smart

1:01:04

about something. No, but that's not what it's... Which I think you

1:01:06

often do with ghosts. Aren't you like... No, that's not what a

1:01:08

theory is. Someone is like... What Steven

1:01:10

and I are doing is not like, this is exactly what's going

1:01:12

to happen. It's like, what if this was it? Like that...

1:01:15

To be fair... Anybody can just say... To

1:01:17

be fair, I'm looking for a Bigfoot lives in a pineapple under the sea.

1:01:20

That's totally different. It's also your

1:01:22

job, Shane, to investigate

1:01:24

these things. No, it's not. It's

1:01:27

not my job to do that. You see what I'm dealing with? It

1:01:29

is. This is exactly what I have to deal with. Literally

1:01:31

what you do. Mystery files, ghost files. Yeah, no,

1:01:34

we talk about shit and make jokes

1:01:36

about it. It's not my job. I'm not

1:01:38

a scientist. Jivee research stories. It's a primatologist's

1:01:41

job to do this. We're all scientists inside. You think capable

1:01:43

of theorizing because if you... No, I'm just being responsible.

1:01:47

No one is coming from this podcast because

1:01:49

Shane Madej said at the end, well Shane thinks

1:01:52

that when you put out a theory, it's not even something that you

1:01:54

necessarily think. It's a possibility. You're

1:01:57

throwing it out there. Here's what I said. I did

1:01:59

say that...

1:01:59

Cryptids who you could file

1:02:02

under like that has the characteristics

1:02:05

of an animal that could be real

1:02:07

I would love for those to be real

1:02:09

Bigfoot. I think is plausible

1:02:12

I don't know the extent to which researchers

1:02:14

and scientists have actually looked maybe

1:02:17

they've been like I would love to talk to

1:02:20

a Primatologist

1:02:22

or someone who I could ask like

1:02:25

Is it reasonable based on

1:02:27

what we've explored in this world? Yeah

1:02:29

for there to only be these two sightings

1:02:32

of something or as a scientist

1:02:34

Would

1:02:36

you say like no if if there's

1:02:38

a species that exists with a stable

1:02:40

population? You're

1:02:42

laughing at me wanting to

1:02:45

ask legitimate questions About if

1:02:47

a stable population exists should

1:02:49

we have seen more of it? I'm laughing you

1:02:52

thinking highly enough of this podcast that

1:02:54

we would think I'm that we would A

1:02:57

scientist that we know be like if we could get

1:02:59

a primatologist to come on pod watch

1:03:02

Have me interview him about the possibility of

1:03:04

good. Yes, I will throw out a theory

1:03:06

I don't even what I'm saying but until that day happens

1:03:09

until we could reproduce this in a lab I will offer

1:03:11

no opinions on Bigfoot. No pod watcher

1:03:13

is taken seriously in the scientific community.

1:03:16

That's not what I'm saying at all

1:03:17

That's that's how

1:03:20

I want to go about it and would be

1:03:22

curious to know about it

1:03:24

And like I said, I think it's

1:03:26

plausible something like Mothman.

1:03:28

No, that's not real. That's not real Do

1:03:31

you believe that aliens exist? Yes

1:03:34

Okay, I'm right there with you. Do I

1:03:36

think that we'll see them in our lifetime? Probably not

1:03:38

do I think they visited earth not even a little mix.

1:03:40

I don't think I don't think so. I love those

1:03:42

little Mexican aliens They're funny. Yeah those

1:03:45

guys But

1:03:47

the point be that was that proven to be fabricated

1:03:50

or is that still under? Investigation

1:03:52

it's I I think it's not someone being like

1:03:54

it's opinion. It looks pretty fabricated

1:03:56

to me and the fact that we haven't had any

1:03:58

like official come out and say it's real

1:04:01

to me means it's probably really impressive

1:04:03

press conference sure yeah

1:04:06

it looks legitimate but like same

1:04:08

thing about that like I got offered opinion about that like oh

1:04:10

maybe it's real no one's gonna take what

1:04:12

I say here and put it into some I'm not worried

1:04:14

about that you feel you think you seem to think

1:04:16

that me being curious

1:04:19

about what experts have to say about something

1:04:22

is like me worried about staking my reputation

1:04:24

on but here's what you know this is just how I think about this

1:04:26

is not what I you don't understand what I'm saying

1:04:28

I'm not curious what experts have to say about it I'm curious

1:04:31

what you have to say about it but your thing is always

1:04:33

like told you what I have to say would

1:04:35

you said it's plausible and I say how this I think

1:04:38

is a good illustration of how we think about

1:04:40

things and I do

1:04:42

I just want some version of like just

1:04:45

give an idea of how it could be plausible like have

1:04:47

an imagination about it like what could pop like

1:04:50

it's underwater that's a funny thing that no

1:04:52

one's gonna that's not plausible yeah that's

1:04:54

my opinion okay oh you

1:04:57

get what I'm saying right Steve no I get what both of

1:04:59

you are saying mom and dad okay so

1:05:01

I don't understand the argument here I'm just

1:05:03

getting my opinion your opinion is

1:05:05

not to have one it seems like no it is to have

1:05:07

one I think it could be plausible as a creature that is

1:05:10

meat and bone yes I'm just

1:05:12

saying I'm just like what one I would be curious

1:05:14

to know you have a reasonable

1:05:16

to not have seen him more than twice

1:05:18

based on the the characteristics

1:05:21

that would be required of a stable population

1:05:23

of a species yes but I'm saying if we

1:05:26

saw twice and it is in fact real can

1:05:28

you think of a possibility of how that's true no

1:05:30

now that's why at this point I feel like you're

1:05:33

making a point no

1:05:35

you you exactly yes I feel

1:05:37

like now you're just doing it to make the point this is

1:05:40

it what I deal with all the time but before that

1:05:42

it was like oh I don't really know if I want to say something but

1:05:44

now you're just saying this because it feels like you want to just

1:05:47

hammer the point home to Ryan that you're not gonna

1:05:49

have a theory I do have it I

1:05:51

I don't understand what we're talking about right

1:05:54

now I think Ryan's not content with

1:05:56

my theory which is anything like David is

1:05:58

a we cannot No, unless

1:06:00

we talk to people who actually have knowledge about

1:06:03

these things. Is that about it for this week? I

1:06:05

think we're all right We're good. Yeah,

1:06:07

we're good Jesus

1:06:09

christ. Well, yeah possible

1:06:12

if you're All

1:06:15

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1:06:17

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