Video games rescue Zak from acknowledging Valentine's Day, and also will defend every celebrity you make fun of. Giles chubs up while remembering TV fuzz quality porn. He then loses the chub when he hears about a drag queen cavalry. Levi would eat a human if it was prepared with a side of mashed potatoes, the perfect side. Shane comes up with the ultimate pastime: go kart blowjobs. Chris' vinyl record shaped penis belongs in Zak's ear.