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1:00

Forever gone. Welcome

1:38

to

1:49

Podcast The Ride, where today's topic

1:52

is about to trigger a live

1:54

Vince McMahon meme. Here, I'll

1:56

get you guys in. I'm Scott Gairdner.

1:58

This is Mike Carlson. There's Jason Sheridan. in case

2:00

you all want to do this with me. You

2:03

know what I mean, and our guest

2:05

Jordan too. Let's jump around. I

2:07

would love to be part of the meme. Jordan, I'll

2:09

do a better intro. And if I'm thinking of the

2:11

same meme, it is a four panel meme. Anyway, so

2:13

having a fourth guy. That makes sense. Yeah, yeah. Let's

2:16

just start here. I'll kind of call it. I will

2:18

do the captions on the side and we can, if

2:20

you remember, yes, it's the four panels of and you'll

2:22

see what I'm doing here. Okay.

2:25

So today's topic, kids pizza

2:27

restaurant with

2:30

arcade and go

2:32

karts, an

2:34

animatronic band themed

2:38

after mostly forgotten characters from the 1960s.

2:50

That was the thought process as

2:52

this topic was presented to us

2:55

by now here returning to

2:57

the show with a proper

2:59

intro friend of the show who hasn't

3:01

been on in far too long from Jordan,

3:04

Jesse go and from the new writer of

3:06

the new graphic novel youth group available for

3:08

pre-order now, Jordan Morris. Hello. Hi,

3:11

hi. Welcome back. Thanks for having

3:13

me back. Yeah, of course. Thank

3:15

you for suggesting it bringing this

3:17

topic up. Bullwinkles restaurant

3:20

slash play place arcade.

3:22

It's one of the

3:25

showroom theatrical experience fountain

3:27

shows, water

3:29

show. What don't they have? Yeah, yeah. In

3:32

some cases go karts. I don't know. Yeah,

3:34

yeah. We will figure out the full breadth of

3:37

what they had. And this is a topic

3:39

that has been on the

3:41

podcast thread to do list. I'd say for a

3:43

very long time. I remember making some list of

3:45

like we're starting the second gate. This could be

3:47

a good one. It was you came up in

3:50

a club three poll at some point, but with

3:52

Jordan, it has to be main feed and you

3:54

know what? It needed to be main feed. Oh

3:56

yeah. This has main feed written all over. Yes.

3:59

It's a really. strong area

4:02

and a really good brand. I mean

4:04

it's one of those where, actually last

4:06

night, Jordan, we were hanging out at

4:09

the same birthday party. After

4:11

you left, somebody asked, what are you doing on

4:13

Podcasts the Ride Soon? I said, Jordan is coming

4:15

on to talk about Bullwinkles. One

4:17

person at the table had no idea what I

4:19

was talking about and the other two were like,

4:22

whoa, wow! They did live Vince McMahon's. I

4:26

think it really depends on what part of the country you're in,

4:28

but if you were near one of these and went

4:30

to one of these, I think it's a big deal.

4:33

Yeah, yeah. A lot of

4:35

Southern California locations, Pacific Northwest

4:37

and Canada, that was Bullwinkles

4:40

country. Okay, okay, yes. Maybe

4:43

some stray ones in

4:45

like, wait, I have a list of kind of

4:48

the odd where they were.

4:51

Myrtle Beach, Pensacola, Florida,

4:54

Grand Rapids, Michigan. Other

4:57

than that, mainly California

4:59

and then Jeddah,

5:01

Saudi Arabia. Inexpectably,

5:03

don't know. Not even one

5:06

like, not Europe, not Asia,

5:08

but Saudi Arabia. Really

5:11

weird. So the strangest, spottyest brand.

5:14

And just as we're getting basics out, this

5:18

is based on the Rocky

5:20

and Bullwinkle world of characters,

5:22

the Jay Ward world of

5:24

characters. The show that

5:26

aired in various names, but

5:28

basically Rocky and Bullwinkle from 1959 to But

5:33

this chain was mainly an 80s

5:36

phenomenon that went away. There's a commercial

5:39

for it. I think this dates it

5:41

pretty well. There's a commercial for it

5:43

where Bullwinkle is making fax machine jokes.

5:45

Did you guys see this? I

5:48

think I was. Why have any commercial loaded up, but it's

5:50

not this one. I should have ordered up this one. It's

5:53

like, you know, he's saying, it's something

5:55

like the narrator who he would always

5:57

banter with in the cartoons was saying

5:59

like. know, Bullwinkle just give me

6:01

the facts and then Bullwinkle says something about

6:03

a fax machine. He's like, what

6:06

about this new technology? So I

6:08

think this chain was at its height

6:10

around the time that fax machine jokes

6:13

were hot. Yeah, for sure. And I

6:15

think it's that commercial or it might

6:17

be another one where the tag

6:19

line is really good food.

6:21

And that's it. Really good food.

6:23

Whoa. And

6:25

not even like plus games

6:27

plus like. No, it just says

6:30

that and then it shows some

6:32

of the ugliest pictures of like

6:34

bar food you've ever seen. This

6:36

is the original draft was good food

6:39

and then someone's like, can we plus

6:41

this up? Yeah, yeah. Like Cameron writing

6:43

the dollar sign by aliens. James Cameron

6:45

came in. Really?

6:49

We fired James Cameron to consult on this pizza.

6:52

I mean, they have bumper boats. You can't tell me

6:54

James Cameron doesn't love bumper boats. Oh, yeah. That's

6:57

a good question. Oh, he must have at

6:59

some time. James, James, we have to eat

7:01

dinner before you get. I see you. I

7:04

have two bites, mom. I had two bites. Do

7:09

you think he has a bumper boat thing on

7:11

his estate wherever he lives? I

7:13

bet he has bumpers on his submarine. Oh,

7:15

yeah. And he can bump other millionaires in their summer

7:18

while they're exploring various stretches

7:20

making documentaries. That is a fun thing

7:22

though. It's just a fun little

7:24

love tap. It is fun. Yeah. It's

7:27

not aggressive. It's a gallows humor. There's a

7:29

gallows razzing. Just a little bit of razzing.

7:31

I see you down there. One

7:33

thing I do want to say, I don't think we've

7:35

said it yet, bow ankles still around kind

7:38

of. Ish. Ish. Sort

7:41

of. Not fully, but you know what? More

7:43

than I thought. Well, you have more. A little more than

7:45

I thought. Let me throw

7:48

it to Jordan because also you can speak

7:51

from experience at the level of still around.

7:53

Sure. So,

7:55

personal experience with bow ankles. Why did you

7:57

bring this to the table? Yeah.

8:00

Yeah, I loved Bullwinkle as a kid,

8:02

loved the cartoons, loved those old J

8:04

Ward shorts. I think they were, you

8:06

know, rerunning in Saturday morning TV when

8:08

we were kids and loved

8:11

them, loved that they were a little self-aware. He talks

8:13

to the narrator, he talks to the camera. I love

8:15

this, made me feel smart. Clever

8:18

meta. Yeah, exactly. And more

8:20

than, yeah, yeah. He was the Deadpool

8:22

of his day. Bullwinkle. Just

8:24

as twisted as the Merc with the Mouth. Whoa,

8:27

who are those? Yeah. So

8:32

yeah, and we would go to Bullwinkle's. It was

8:34

like a special treat. I believe we went to

8:36

the, oh boy, we went to the Anaheim Bullwinkle's,

8:38

I believe. And it was special for a lot

8:41

of reasons. I loved the animatronic show, obviously. Gorgeous

8:43

animatronics, some of my favorite characters. I think it

8:45

was the first place I had Waffle Fries, and

8:48

it was the first place I played Teenage

8:50

Mutant Ninja Turtles Turtles in Time. Well, one

8:52

of the greatest arcade games ever made. Two

8:55

mild stores for childhood. Sure, yeah, yeah. And

8:58

then- When are you getting anything else out

9:00

about Turtles in Time while Turtles in Time has the

9:02

floor? Because I'm not super familiar

9:04

with it, actually. I know that first arcade game

9:06

is so much more. Yes, you

9:08

know what, actually, in the arcades I ended

9:10

up playing the first one more. There wasn't

9:12

a good Turtles in Time cabinet near me

9:14

growing up. That's my memory. Turtles in Time

9:16

was like a rare white elk. Like

9:19

you see it every now and then,

9:21

like in an arcade you didn't go to

9:23

a- During a full moon, the mist would

9:25

roll in. Morning

9:27

would be gone. Staying at a

9:29

hotel, I feel like,

9:32

you know, family hotels, I

9:34

wonder if it's still the same, but

9:36

family hotels, I was always

9:38

like, all right, there is an arcade, what's

9:40

in here? What's grab bag gonna

9:42

be? Of course, yeah. And every now and then it

9:44

would be Turtles in Time. It was hard

9:46

to find in our area. Hard to find, yeah. I don't

9:49

know why. You know what, Mike?

9:51

You couldn't have had it all, you

9:53

know? Shamburg, you had everything. You had

9:55

every experimental restaurant. I know, but we-

9:57

You had Caesar Land. It'd

10:00

be unfair if you had

10:02

your way and I think it made you a

10:04

stronger kid and a stronger adult today Well, thank

10:07

you. Thank you for saying that I do believe

10:09

that I will say Screaming

10:12

at Michael you would have happy childhood

10:20

Dlt before any of us at

10:23

the McDonald's it would feel I

10:28

still remember what McPizza tastes like You

10:31

had it for six months longer They

10:33

I will say what I do own is though

10:36

from the game Turtles in Time is figures of

10:38

pirate bebop and Rocksteady Hey,

10:40

yeah, they go back in time and they're

10:42

pirates. Gorgeous. You have those I have you

10:44

have yours Yeah, okay. I have some turtles

10:46

in time figures and I have the whole

10:48

collection now like on PS 5 You

10:50

can the whole turtle collection of all the game

10:52

and arcade games. So I've played it I've honestly

10:55

played it more recently than I have when I

10:57

was younger But it's a cool

10:59

game superior to the original I think because

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do it Okay,

12:10

well that's all that's all major stuff and

12:13

that's I feel like I've been to that

12:16

one post bull

12:18

winkle ization Yeah, because

12:20

this that's a kind of an interesting thing

12:22

about the brand is that they are The

12:26

remnants of them are around a lot.

12:28

It's not like they all closed and

12:31

just became you know orphanages

12:35

Melting facility. Yeah, mr. Beast's

12:38

ghost kitchen so many

12:40

of like you may especially in Southern,

12:42

California and kind of

12:44

south of Los Angeles if you see a

12:47

Mini golf course a batting cage these kinds

12:49

of things. It may well have been a

12:51

bullwinkle in the 80s and 90s Yeah,

12:54

I think what happened is that most of

12:56

them became boomers? Release

12:59

the one in upland, California became

13:01

boomers. Yeah The

13:04

chain where everything is themed like a CBS procedural

13:09

Everybody can buy a house for 30,000 bucks The

13:15

place where you can go to be incredibly cocky

13:17

about every decision you've ever made right? Yes the

13:19

place to go to be radicalized by YouTube Yeah,

13:24

and I but I guess what's happening in upland, California

13:26

now very exciting They

13:31

are transitioning from a boomers back to a

13:33

bullwinkle I was the upland

13:35

one and they are slowly adding in the bullwinkle theming. Wow. I

13:37

guess the community demanded it Wow Jeez.

13:42

Yeah, that's what I I feel like I think I

13:44

watched like a little local news report about that I

13:47

read an article and about how it's

13:49

always still bullwinkle It's

13:53

always still bullwinkles to them right they

13:55

can put this boomers brand this listeners

13:58

might have a boomers near you It's

14:00

kind of nothing compared to if

14:03

you grew up with those characters. You

14:05

see bullwinkles on a restaurant and you

14:08

have your associations with these characters, if not

14:10

him, and that whole world, and Peabody and

14:12

Sherman and Dudley Durett and all of that.

14:15

There's so many things that you're flashing to.

14:18

And then this oddly

14:20

generic bland boomers branding,

14:24

it's the Westfield of mini golf. Right, of

14:26

course. I don't know what it's... Jason,

14:30

I think you were saying before we started, it's

14:32

just mysterious. What does it mean? There's

14:36

never any justification. Who is Boomer,

14:38

you know? Going

14:40

through the website, like, oh, a

14:42

theme seems to be families enjoying

14:45

the golf. What? They're

14:47

nothing weird here. Not

14:50

enough. What is it? We're

14:52

all part of it. We're all experiencing... Boomer

14:54

should be a seal with the roller blades.

14:56

I don't know, something. Yeah, that's all it

14:58

would take. It could look like shit. It

15:00

could be the worst clipart graphic design ever.

15:03

Right. But give us a character.

15:05

We're simple men. Yeah. We

15:07

just want a dumb half-ass Sherman character. Or

15:09

an ostrich with a surfboard under his wing.

15:11

I don't know. Put

15:13

any animal in a navy outfit and

15:15

we're on board. It doesn't matter

15:17

what it is. Uh-huh. Yeah,

15:20

eye patch, peg leg. Yeah, yeah. Oh,

15:22

that's pirate. That's mythology. That's a backstory.

15:24

He had to get them from somewhere.

15:27

He had accidents somehow. Possum

15:29

scrubbing the deck. You

15:31

know, with a toothbrush. You're a mom. Okay.

15:34

That'd be great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Being punished by

15:37

Captain Boomer. What did he do? Did he mouth

15:39

off? Did he try to take

15:41

control of the ship? This is

15:43

great. It's like with very little... It's the possum,

15:45

but I don't recognize the mutiny. And now he's

15:47

peeling potatoes. Yeah, get that in there. I don't

15:49

care. Oh, children

15:51

like go-karts still. Yeah, fine. Fuck

15:53

off. Fuck off. Yes, but what

15:56

world are they existing in? What

15:58

is the mythology? uh...

16:00

uh... yeah it's it's it's bland it's

16:02

not that I never like any graphic

16:05

design I've ever seen from the Boomers

16:07

camp the facilities themselves sure I'll take

16:09

any family fun center these

16:11

have been a really nice part of uh...

16:14

having having a child and remembering that

16:16

like oh these are for children and

16:19

not you to go to and bitch

16:21

about lack of character yes yeah yeah

16:23

yeah oh that's right I'm watching sincere

16:25

smiles as I take a kid around

16:27

in our cake your tap selection losers

16:30

yeah I did go to the upland one that

16:32

is you know in betwixt the

16:34

Boomers betwixt the Boomers in a bullwinkle web

16:36

with a friend who brought his kids and

16:38

they had a blast they really had fun

16:40

no good um... so yeah I know the

16:42

power of these places you know they they

16:44

stick around for a reason kids love them

16:46

yeah yeah the I mean it's cool the

16:48

community specifically held on to the bullwinkles and

16:50

they would have meant something to them this

16:52

now your trip to the upland location is

16:55

no small feat because that's like an hour

16:57

from where you live correct something like that

16:59

yeah I'm a little calm you know I'm

17:01

in Alta Dina so I'm freeway close yeah

17:03

maybe 40 minutes so not a huge oh

17:05

okay yeah

17:07

not that but decently long did

17:09

you feel did

17:12

it feel like a little insane or a

17:14

little risky are you like what

17:16

am I do am I gonna go there and find something

17:19

a rinky-dink or not for me

17:21

was it I don't know was

17:23

there any worry in the transit

17:25

to bullwinkles follow far away Scott

17:28

tons worry I'm glad I just

17:30

say my my friend who came with me a Jesse

17:32

Thorn why co-host my pot hey you know if he

17:34

came and he brought his a broad wife and kids

17:36

everybody had a great time the

17:38

kids actually knew the bullwinkle characters and were

17:40

bummed that there wasn't more bullwinkles

17:43

yeah because it seems like hope from

17:45

what I'm sure generation yeah yeah that's well

17:47

that's not of wondered is like is

17:49

because I don't I guess I could see that

17:52

this started no hang on it doesn't

17:54

make sense I was gonna say I could see why

17:56

this started going away because the characters

17:58

were not really pasted future generations but

18:01

they made that movie. These started

18:03

going extinct in 2002 but that

18:06

movie where with weirdly Robert De

18:08

Niro as a character and wasn't

18:10

even one of the main characters. He's fearless leader.

18:13

The not the coded villain.

18:15

Ah, oh

18:17

that's why he did it. There's depth here.

18:20

There's like, you know, can I play a

18:22

likable villain? A challenge like any De Niro

18:24

role would have. There was a big resurgence

18:27

of all that stuff especially in the 90s

18:29

because it was everywhere and it was cool

18:32

I feel like to like it even too

18:34

but I feel like the movie is like

18:36

the nail in the coffin for its resurgence.

18:38

Maybe. That's like the pinnacle of like hey

18:40

we're it's gonna be here forever. They put

18:42

you close to the sun. Yes. I was

18:45

so excited. I think we went to see

18:47

that movie opening weekend and I was disappointed

18:50

by it because in

18:52

the 90s Rockin' Bullwinkle aired

18:54

on both Nickelodeon and Nick at

18:56

night. Yeah. That hadn't really happened

18:59

but it happened maybe once before

19:01

but like I just thought

19:03

that was so cool and I

19:06

loved those characters and then they show up at

19:08

Islands of Adventure. Well that's what I was gonna

19:10

say is like they were so popular that they

19:12

were like well Dudley Do-Right

19:14

is going to be the basis for one

19:16

of the big major rides here. Yes.

19:18

Top of the theme park in 1999 and we're putting

19:22

a lot in. Dudley Do-Right is going

19:24

to have its Splash Mountain here. Yeah.

19:26

It's pretty wild. Just before we get

19:28

too far away from the Rockin' Bullwinkle

19:30

movie, the writer of that film Kenneth

19:32

Lonergan who wrote Manchester by the Sea

19:34

and Gangs of

19:36

New York You Can Count on

19:38

Me. Wow. Yeah. Really? He's like

19:40

the sole credited screenwriter on that.

19:42

That's insane. You said his name

19:44

and I was like I know

19:47

that name. Yeah. I'm also like

19:49

okay your eye went to that.

19:51

I'm on the Wikipedia looking at

19:53

the cast which is Robert De

19:55

Niro, Renee Russo, Randy

19:58

Quaid who's Wild now

20:00

but was an Oscar nominee

20:02

that you know Billy Crystal,

20:05

Jonathan Winters, John Goodman, Janine

20:07

Garofalo, Padgett Brewster, Carl Reiner,

20:09

Whoopi Goldberg, James Rebhorn, great

20:11

character actor James Rebhorn, Keenan

20:14

and Kel are in it.

20:16

Wow. I didn't know that. Piper Parabas,

20:18

it's an insane kit. This

20:21

is a Robert De Niro, Billy

20:23

Crystal, John Goodman vehicle from the

20:26

writer of Manchester Budze that I

20:28

don't think I've ever heard anyone like.

20:30

Yeah, I've never heard a good opinion about this

20:33

movie. I mean I love the characters and I

20:35

still haven't seen the movie. I'm

20:37

more curious now having kind of been

20:39

boning up on Rocky and Bulldog. Has

20:41

anyone seen this movie? I haven't. The

20:44

1992 Boris and Natasha movie

20:47

starring Dave Thomas? This always confused

20:49

me. No. I would see

20:51

this VHS case and like huh? What are you talking

20:53

about? But it's not a cartoon? No, it's not a

20:55

cartoon. Boy, I haven't thought about

20:58

that probably since I was seven years old in the

21:00

video. Whoa.

21:02

Boris and Natasha movie. It's not

21:04

seemingly. Who's Natasha? Natasha is,

21:06

hold on, Sally Kellerman. Oh.

21:09

Oh my gosh. From MASH? Yes.

21:12

Yes, from MASH. Hot Lips from

21:15

MASH is Natasha. Andrea

21:17

Martin. Wait, John Travolta's in this film?

21:20

Andrea Martin, yeah. Andrea Martin. Oh my

21:22

God. Written

21:24

by Mr. Julia Louis-Dreyfus Brad Hall.

21:26

Wow, John Candy's in it. Wow.

21:30

So they're tapping into the SCTV like

21:32

the most quality group of people and

21:34

yet this did not come to,

21:37

well God, maybe this was just not meant

21:39

to, it was not

21:41

meant to be translated to any

21:43

even half live action maybe. This

21:45

feels like a movie that's a trick

21:48

for podcast, like I'm gonna like get

21:50

a copy from the library or find

21:52

it streaming on Amazon and a

21:54

big net will be put in some of the

21:56

seats like it's a trap. Somebody

21:58

trying to eliminate. podcasters around about the

22:01

like yeah i don't know a little bit

22:03

a dirt you said that okay so the

22:05

scheme is they planted a fake movie from

22:07

nineteen eighty-two about boris and attach which they

22:10

know you like yeah so they know okay

22:12

he any day now he's coming into the

22:14

library to stay in the not paying for

22:16

that movie he's going to have to have

22:18

a great i'm not doing that we are

22:21

a library guy i'm with you i have

22:23

i've got the dvd from the one up

22:25

and down at how great the burbank libraries

22:27

movie collection but also i'm looking it up

22:30

when it was your age huh we don't want to get

22:32

a great brand great for a great friend

22:34

i got a brother the other day oh well uh...

22:38

lu right now regularly

22:41

the election but how do you how

22:43

are they expected to have a wife

22:45

and i do have a lot of

22:48

blue race but i'm i pulled up

22:50

the just watch page which is how

22:52

my choice of finding where stuff is

22:54

streaming yeah and it really only available

22:56

to rent on amazon okay

22:59

interesting i don't like by the

23:01

way i don't think this is at the library

23:03

i mean this will really be the

23:06

test of the burbank library right as it i

23:08

just don't think this doesn't seem like one

23:10

that needs to be preserved to future generation

23:12

they don't have any vhs left at the

23:14

library i bet they did have it on

23:17

the chest that's a very good point well

23:19

i would say also get a lot from

23:21

the studios from lake universal water

23:23

but i think don't hate the okay

23:26

well i don't know if that's worth further

23:29

investigation jason will

23:31

maybe but i think it like

23:34

it speaks to like how beloved

23:36

the characters were all of these

23:38

people said yes to these things and we

23:41

have you mentioned the brendan fraser totally right

23:43

in george of the jungle movies these guys

23:45

are probably too worse as

23:47

well to forays and then

23:49

to like the life of rocky june

23:51

or a uh... to

23:53

his but this is i'm saying

23:55

to forays yet by brendan into

23:57

the crazy that's really strange was

24:00

everywhere. Did nobody thought that like, were

24:02

they like, no I think it helps. I think he

24:04

proved that he fits in the tone. Yeah. I

24:06

say do give him a second one. But they

24:09

were wrong right? Because Dudley Do-Right is not particularly

24:11

well regarded. I think people like Jersey the Jungle,

24:13

they don't really like Dudley Do-Right. Am

24:15

I wrong? That feels right. I don't feel like

24:17

anyone ever talks about Dudley Do-Right. I mean I'm

24:19

a Do-Right head so. Really? Yeah. So you know

24:22

you're asking the wrong guy, I love him, I

24:24

love my whiplash. Okay so you

24:26

do, yeah you are into those characters.

24:28

Yeah. And they were present at

24:31

the restaurant. Yeah absolutely. You got a snidely

24:34

whiplash when you come in, he's behind

24:36

bars, it's an amatronic. Yeah. He's like. Get

24:38

me out. Before the main show. That's

24:40

really nuts. That's so cool. You know I

24:42

was even stoked to see Tennessee Tuxedo

24:44

and Chumlee in the restaurant of the kid.

24:46

Oh yeah. Don Adams. Don Adams. Very exciting.

24:50

I was on a path of discovery. I

24:52

saw a website that was talking about Tennessee,

24:54

I already don't remember. I can't believe you've

24:56

been doing the show for this long and

24:58

this is the first time Tennessee Tuxedo and

25:00

Chumlee are coming up. You're here for PTR

25:02

history. Yeah. No, despite the

25:04

Don Adams note because they were in

25:07

the animatronic band in maybe just one

25:09

of the locations. And then

25:11

I'm like what's going, Chumlee, and because I've

25:13

never heard of Chumlee I'm like what?

25:15

Chumlee is a walrus with human hands?

25:18

What does that mean? Why? He

25:20

does the dumb guy voice. Oh I know

25:23

that. He's the. Oh I know Chumlee now

25:25

that you do that. Thank you. That was

25:27

very good. The moose from Archie. The duh,

25:29

I know you know. Yeah the ones like

25:31

a beanpole and the ones where you go

25:34

big, you know. Okay. The ones got a

25:36

hat. But they were not regularly in

25:38

the band. Because if we haven't said

25:41

this, it's an animatronic

25:43

band a la Chuckie Cheese, but

25:45

it's all of these

25:47

characters. Not necessarily the

25:50

whole J-Wardiverse all

25:53

playing instruments. All in like

25:55

it's kind of a folksy. I would

25:57

say that the vibe is this

25:59

like. Pacific Northwest

26:02

Yeah, you're lodge where like

26:04

totem poles would be in

26:06

play and that and

26:08

it's a very totem pole vibe on the

26:10

stage where right all the

26:12

locations had at least that bare

26:15

minimum rocky and bullwinkle animatronics

26:17

and One of

26:19

them's playing a jug and the other

26:22

ones playing a like a boxy wood

26:24

guitar, right? Bear

26:26

jamboree vibe. Yeah completely

26:28

the same vibe, but it's close.

26:30

It's a family Yeah, it kind of

26:32

a kind of a hee-haw structure. Yeah

26:34

the show, you know All right, a

26:36

little one-liner and now a song Yeah,

26:39

yeah kind of odd Billy. Yeah. Yeah,

26:41

so you at least got that it's

26:43

like if nothing else rocking But but winkle

26:45

on banjo rocky on like a fiddle

26:48

then maybe maybe the band is expanding

26:50

Depending on the ambition of the restaurant.

26:52

You might have underdog not said till

26:54

now on saxophone Boris

26:58

and Natasha factor in I love this

27:01

that Boris and Natasha are The

27:04

little the like masthead on the top.

27:06

It's great sort of like a little

27:08

totem pole So they are

27:10

represented in more of a carved in

27:12

wood fashion, right? but they do come

27:14

to life and interject and are

27:16

sort of the Statler

27:18

and Waldorf or maybe or more

27:20

the the Moose

27:23

and Buffalo on the wall. Yeah Max

27:26

and oh Melvin

27:29

Melvin. Yeah, there you go So,

27:32

you know, they're taking cues from the

27:34

way Disney is doing things but not

27:36

exactly one-to-one It's not not

27:39

a full ripoff But then I think

27:41

only in Santa Clara the first location.

27:43

Do you have Tennessee tuxedo

27:45

chumley? Hoppity hooper who

27:47

is a frog who plays the

27:49

harmonica and maybe more locations had

27:51

Tudor turtle on the drum Not

27:54

fully sure about full Tudor.

27:57

I'm so one had Dudley. Oh Oh,

28:00

and big thing I'm forgetting. Yes. Dudley

28:03

Durey is like the side

28:05

stage, like Big Al. And

28:07

they play Big Al, similar

28:10

beats to Big Al, where he's

28:12

like the one encountering problems. Where

28:15

his cue is wrong, or

28:18

they close the curtain on him on purpose.

28:21

They play into the Dudley bumbling.

28:25

But of course, Underdog has

28:27

this famous saxophone. Yes.

28:30

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

28:33

I don't know. I don't know. I don't

28:35

know. I don't know. And

28:39

this picture looks like he's like

28:41

smoking a damn bong. This picture.

28:44

Because it just looks

28:46

kind of strange. You

28:49

should be excited. This should be like, hell

28:52

yeah, hell yeah, brother. Yeah. Look,

28:54

dream-blunt rotation. And eat an underdog and

28:56

no one else. Underdog.

29:02

Chumlee. Chumlee and

29:04

Tennessee tuxedo kick-bong too.

29:07

And of course, his alter ego, Shusine Boy. Right.

29:10

That's right. Underdog alter ego. That

29:12

was Underdog Clark Kent. That was Clark Kent. Wow.

29:16

Yeah. I watched the first

29:18

Underdog short because I think one

29:20

thing about Bullwinkles, the audio of

29:22

this is strangely well preserved

29:24

on YouTube. Yeah. I

29:26

know. There are, you can

29:28

kind of listen to the sketches over stills

29:31

of the restaurant. Yes. And

29:33

yet, there's only some video of the animatronics. But

29:35

yeah, all this audio seems to have been uploaded.

29:38

And I had forgotten Underdog's voice.

29:40

I'm like, because I feel like

29:43

in the Bullwinkles audio, he sounds

29:45

very droopy dog. But

29:48

while he talks, the voice of Underdog did

29:50

not do droopy dog. It

29:53

was God's butler, right? No, no. That

29:56

was Huckleberry Hound. Sorry. God's

29:59

butler was Huckleberry Hound. I'm sorry,

30:01

I'll cut this out so you don't want to embarrass me. No, this

30:03

is the embarrassment. I know. Michael Spookley.

30:05

But yeah, it does seem like most of

30:07

the voice actors are doing their voices for

30:09

the restaurant, which is cool. It is Rocky

30:11

and Bullwinkle. Which I think they insisted on.

30:13

Let's get the real guy. Jordan,

30:15

when you were a kid, did you wear this fall

30:18

in sort of the hierarchy of robot restaurants? Was

30:20

this maybe your number one, or were you a Chucky guy? Oh,

30:23

I mean, Chucky was fine. We had a close Chucky. Yeah.

30:26

You know, I'm not anti-Chucky. Sure. This

30:28

was number one. This was a special trip. Yeah. This

30:31

was a good report card. This was like,

30:33

cousins are in town and we want to

30:35

show those cousins a good time. Okay. Yeah,

30:38

I love this. We probably only

30:40

went a handful of times, but when I was

30:42

maybe on the way to Vegas,

30:45

driving by Upland and

30:47

seeing from the freeway the coming

30:49

soon Bullwinkles, just a flood of

30:51

nostalgia. I'm like, oh my God,

30:53

Bullwinkles. And yeah, it was really

30:55

magical. I had to pull over and

30:58

go to sleep. Calm down. Just

31:00

calm down. Just calm down. Sleep it off.

31:02

Sleep it off through the nostalgia wave. Yeah,

31:04

and then watching ... So there's a lot

31:06

of corporate videos that are on YouTube for

31:09

this place. You can watch their kind of

31:11

pitch video and ... Taking

31:13

around the basics of the, yeah, see, Bullwinkles

31:15

location. Yeah, and I don't want

31:17

to live in the past. I know

31:19

nostalgia can be toxic, but watching the videos

31:22

of this place in the late 80s, I'm

31:25

like, look what they took from us. Beautiful.

31:28

Yep. The waitstaff were all

31:30

dressed like Mounties. I mean, it's gorgeous. Yeah. Well,

31:34

it's in that ... Because my

31:36

fuzzy baby brain first five years

31:38

of my life, I just remember

31:40

so much pleasant, calming brown. I

31:44

never went to a Bullwinkles, but anywhere

31:46

that I liked, anywhere that made me

31:48

feel really comfortable in the first years

31:50

of my life, had some calm brown

31:52

or perhaps bricks or those orange

31:56

or red bricks that malls used to have before

31:58

they kind of blandified all the malls. and

32:00

then like wood carved signs with complementary

32:03

colors to brown and kind of like

32:05

a in a reddish orange a fiery

32:07

orange and This place I just I'm

32:09

watching this I think the same corporate

32:12

video as you and like God,

32:14

I would have locked on to this play

32:16

like everything I was after in the late

32:19

80s this this had it all aesthetically Yeah,

32:21

such a bummer it is so is anything

32:23

close to that like pleasing wise now Is

32:25

it just fib from your baby brain or

32:27

do you think there is something to that?

32:29

I feel like there is but maybe it's just a

32:32

trick. I don't know if

32:34

there was anything inherent to the 280s

32:37

Brown. Yeah, but I it's

32:39

certainly something I'm fixated on it's

32:41

like, you know, it's the family

32:43

ties aesthetic And that's really what

32:46

I musically and visually and font

32:48

wise I chase it I

32:50

want them as much of that around as possible

32:52

sure But I don't

32:54

know if it actually is superior calm Most

32:56

a lot of people might see that kind

32:59

of thing and think like stodgy out of

33:01

jail grandma, but cigarette staining Yeah,

33:04

well, that's good. Yeah, you're right. That's what happened.

33:06

I'm sure there was smoking about it every boy

33:09

Always probably reeked a hundred said didn't even

33:11

bring it up in the video because bringing

33:13

it up makes it a thing It wasn't

33:15

a thing. You know, it's an establishment smoke

33:17

smoke smoke And yet there was a you

33:19

know, so there's the showroom for the kids

33:21

But there's also like what is it called?

33:23

It is called Dudley's den for the parents.

33:25

Yeah retreat to and it's a little more

33:27

calm What

33:29

if we kissed at Dudley's den The

33:33

meme goes I mean the Dudley's in is kind of

33:35

beautiful I bet you know, I bet a lot of

33:37

this was a lot of key parties got negotiated. Yeah

33:44

This was because this was the old Juggy cheese

33:46

as well they had the parents rooms right

33:48

and so that's what Dolly dimples would play The

33:51

divorce a hippopotamus right or the beach bows

33:53

or the beach bowser. So they did have

33:55

rooms for the parents I think those are

33:57

gone. I mean they're the rooms

33:59

exist But yeah, maybe yeah, they put more

34:01

games in them you boos thumbs down or whatever

34:04

But it doesn't feel like there's nothing in here

34:06

her mom and dad gonna go to connect I

34:08

have recently started showing my daughter Chuckie cheese videos

34:10

including the new ones Chuckie and me and my

34:12

friends and stuff and she does a little of

34:15

the dance and she Does munch and stuff and

34:17

it's very adorable and then we then I will

34:19

put on just gonna get into bowling for soup

34:21

Mike That's okay. It's

34:23

okay. You know if you don't think that's

34:25

what Mike's fishing for Another

34:30

guy who does Chuckie cheese now the

34:32

boy Jared red redic redic or something.

34:34

Yeah, don't ask us Mike Jerry But

34:42

then I do put on some of the old stuff see how

34:44

she responds to it and it's all it

34:46

is just for parents That is what's interesting

34:48

about it is the new stuff is like

34:50

oh you get a little funny little joke

34:52

once in a while But the old stuff

34:54

is just written for parents. Chuckie is smoking

34:56

a cigar. He's unnerving. He insults Jasper He

34:58

calls him like a dimwit or something. Yeah,

35:00

I'm joking. It's just like a bunch of

35:02

stuff. Yeah, we're gonna do a show Really

35:08

it actually isn't written like

35:10

Bullwinkle Bullwinkle has the clever

35:14

Yeah, but I guess I just mean it's that there's no gentleness

35:16

to be like what do kids like? it's

35:19

just adult characters like behaving badly

35:21

in front of children and that

35:23

like and then there's other rooms more

35:26

for parents not to Don't

35:29

that show that I'm talking about is for

35:31

everyone for the kids. There's a screening room

35:33

where they just would show the ice store

35:40

Dad can go and jack off with his buddies Could

35:44

go in the ball pit And

35:47

cry yeah, yeah, of course.

35:49

That's always They're

35:51

showing nudist documentaries at Chuckie Make

35:55

it some of the robots are naked back there What

35:58

I'd hope is I like when you

36:01

look. I want to show off.

36:04

Because we do our Chucky voice sometimes and he

36:06

is an insane caricature, but when watching this I'm

36:08

like, it's not that far off. He's

36:11

crazy. This cigar-smoking rat is

36:13

crazy. He's a crazy drunk

36:15

man. He's incredibly

36:17

lazy. So it's

36:19

funny though to just be like, oh yeah,

36:22

everything's too cater to children now. Not for

36:24

dinner. The problem today is... The problem is...

36:26

Put it back in the bowler and the

36:28

tux and tails. He wears They Do It

36:30

Together We Got It video with the new

36:32

puppets, which is one of the famous Chucky

36:34

songs together. You have any idea what that

36:36

says? That was rushed by They Do It

36:38

Together We Got It. So anyway... I'm using

36:41

context. Listen, I can use context clues.

36:45

I know. It's like they're big hit.

36:47

It's the big Chucky hit. I'm prepared to argue about

36:49

Goo Goo Dolls if it comes to it. Yeah, yeah.

36:52

The other We Got It is their black balloon. But

36:54

they do put the little puppet Chucky

36:57

in a little vest and bolt. They

36:59

do give you a little of the

37:01

old outfit, but it's not the full

37:03

cigar or whatever. Well, here, let's... We

37:07

need to discuss your specific visit more, Jordan, but

37:10

really, I figured this would be the episode to

37:12

talk about it. It is

37:14

relevant that my

37:16

little boy just turned four, and

37:20

we locked into, I think, the best

37:22

place to possibly do a birthday party,

37:24

which is the one Chucky Cheese that

37:26

kept the robot. Hey! Which is in

37:28

Northridge, California. It happens to be My

37:30

Childhood One, which is really strange that

37:32

that became the only one that kept the

37:35

robot. And could we have done it at

37:37

any much closer Chucky Cheese? More convenient to

37:39

more and more. You could have gone to

37:41

my Pasadena Chucky Cheese. Yes, there are so

37:44

many. But no,

37:46

we chose robots over convenience.

37:50

And no regrets about that, but here's

37:52

how this played out, is

37:54

that we get there. And

37:56

first of all, rope dropping a Chucky

37:58

Cheese is really something. thing where we're

38:00

arriving slightly before 10 a.m. when it

38:03

opens to which is the start of

38:05

our party and in doing so we

38:07

are watching the employees be dropped off

38:09

by their parents the employees who are

38:11

half our age checking in

38:13

for work and then the yes

38:15

the 17 year old maybe who's like the

38:17

party host who like okay so we've got

38:20

this and we could do lemonade for the

38:22

kids and here's the wristbands and is there

38:24

anything else you guys need and

38:26

and my wife's like no no

38:28

we're great everything's one of like actually

38:30

there is something there is something why is that

38:32

why is the curtain closed you

38:35

know we chose this one because it is the one with the with

38:38

the robots if you if you were just at some

38:40

point if you could open your curtains and it took

38:42

soul and she's like oh yeah sure

38:44

yeah yeah but it was I don't think it's

38:46

a request she's getting a lot right and

38:49

I don't think it was going

38:51

to naturally happen without me asking

38:53

for it so it did happen

38:56

me and my same-aged

38:58

friends all lit

39:01

up about it and no one else

39:03

the parents my parents didn't like it

39:05

their children did not like it the

39:07

music was so quiet the clacking was

39:09

twice as loud as the music and

39:12

then the curtain closed after one song

39:14

and it was clear that that was

39:16

all they were prepared to do then

39:18

I asked to do could we

39:20

do one more because there were some late

39:22

comers can we see a more more time

39:24

even less interest from the children this time

39:26

then Michael shows up late

39:28

we were late that baby's sleep schedule was

39:31

f'd up after she came back from San

39:33

Diego with Lindsay and so we were late

39:36

so Scott has says okay for the show

39:38

you have to ask for it and he

39:40

is polite enough to ask the 17 year

39:42

old for the third time in two hours

39:48

that's what I know and by

39:50

the way the greatest the most

39:52

friendly the most accommodating with all

39:54

of the things that mattered this

39:56

was the smoothest I by the

39:58

way recommend to parents Chuck

40:00

E. Cheese's birthday is great, the pizza got better,

40:04

it is a very well-run operation. The

40:06

only sticking point was that I think

40:08

we're the only psycho parents who've asked

40:10

to see these robots in the recent

40:12

past. So yeah, you get

40:14

there late enough that we're like, we're still there, but

40:16

we're clearing out and even the birthday boys losing patience.

40:18

And I'm like, are you eating pizza at 10 a.m.?

40:22

I did. Pizza and salad bar at 10

40:24

a.m.? Yeah, I didn't think I would, but then like, I

40:26

don't know, it's in front of me, and their pizza did

40:28

get better. Okay. I'm having 1045

40:30

pizza, why not? Being so late,

40:32

also, it's a stressful thing, because I'm like, Lindsay, you have

40:35

to remember this is the one with the robot, like I'm

40:37

explaining, like, does she

40:39

have to eat breakfast in the chair, or can

40:41

she eat it on the road? Like, there are

40:43

things I'm trying to get, like, let's toss a

40:46

go-gird in the car seat, and let's get up

40:48

there. Yeah, I'm like, I go, I go, oh,

40:51

oh, oh, north, I go, because they've

40:53

announced the Northridge is the only places they're actually having the

40:55

robots, so like, there's a whole thing going on there. It's

40:58

like, oh, well, it's really too late to go, I go, but I would

41:00

really like to see these robots.

41:02

Yeah, and also, in none of

41:04

this factors, my family or my

41:06

son, there's none of that

41:09

in your let's hurry. Oh, yes, no. Well, at that

41:11

point- This is about munch. Let's be clear, this is

41:13

about munch. Well, the reason it's not even coming into

41:15

it is because we were just like, they're going to

41:17

leave. Yes, yes. We want to

41:19

go to this, but they won't be there if we are this

41:21

late. So I'm like, yes, but you understand

41:24

the robots are there. The robots

41:26

are what we need to, even if

41:28

we show up and everyone is gone,

41:30

the robots will be there. We

41:32

can still watch the robots. Yes, alone. Yes.

41:35

Of course. So your daughter can

41:37

shift around and try to leave while you

41:39

watch the robots. Of course. Lindsay,

41:42

perhaps the same. Probably. She didn't

41:44

say that to be nice to me, but

41:47

probably. She

41:49

actually, the part of you who did go

41:51

back and fired up, it's just run on

41:53

a Windows XP machine

41:55

with a floppy disk drive. So

41:58

that's how long it took to get to- Yeah,

42:00

that's a 20 minute start-up and then she closed it

42:02

so it had to happen again. Yeah So Scott asks

42:04

ask the 17 year old and she said oh, yeah,

42:06

we'll do it. We'll do she goes back there Did

42:08

you ask twice or once? I

42:10

think I did once and then I said we

42:12

gotta go if you want it You gotta ask

42:15

and I actually don't know how things played out

42:17

for you And that's why I'm bringing it up

42:19

on the show. So what happened is yes again

42:21

We were so late everybody left and we were

42:23

at Tucky cheese in Northridge, which is not the

42:25

quickest place to go to no So

42:28

I was like, well, we're here we let's enjoy it So

42:31

I asked her again. I said, oh, excuse me.

42:34

Is there any way? We could

42:36

see the robot she goes. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, I

42:38

forgot. I'll check on her She said something like that

42:40

and I go, okay, so we're like lingering and then

42:42

like Our

42:44

my daughter wants to go do other things she doesn't want

42:46

to sit by these tables She wants to go investigate where

42:48

all the other kids are and I'm

42:50

just like what I'm like But we're gonna miss

42:52

the show if it starts gonna start any minute.

42:54

Yep, so we're lingering too long I see

42:57

her one more time and I

42:59

ask again and she says sort of the similar

43:01

like a similar thing and At

43:04

that point I go this is not

43:06

happening. We are not seeing

43:08

the show So we're like walking around like

43:10

through the games and and and my daughter's

43:13

climbing on things and doing stuff or whatever

43:15

I'm just keep my eye on it. I'm

43:17

like showing happening. It's not happen. Listen

43:19

for clacking just have your have your

43:21

ears open for clacking of Opening

43:24

and closing Lindsay is like, yeah She's

43:28

like you want to ask again? I go. I'm not asking the

43:30

17 year old again I'm

43:32

too old to be asking

43:34

again. That's okay. This is our punishment

43:38

for being late, so you Disappointed

43:42

the child at a ball. Not only did I

43:44

leave the chicken cheese disappointed But I am 85%

43:47

sure that this Chuck E cheese gave my

43:50

daughter her first awful cold

43:52

of her no no Oh,

43:55

no, no, no, she's fine now.

43:57

No, it was bound to happen

44:00

Because we don't do it. She's been sick. Oh

44:02

no Mike. No look I would I would only

44:04

say it out Mike because it's funny for the

44:06

audience I would not have put it out. It's

44:09

not you know you're not I know you're not

44:11

I know you're not all day Don't look she's

44:13

got to go indoors someday right we stay out

44:15

a lot. We don't do a tongue with her

44:17

She's had a little mini cold, but this was

44:19

a fucking cold Well,

44:22

we have now looted back around yet. I'm

44:24

kind of cold you can only get from

44:26

a ball pit right oh Funny that the

44:28

chunky cheese is likely the culprit Less

44:31

than an hour well we go Mike well.

44:33

I'm sorry. No no apology. I'm sorry for

44:35

being so late We have now yeah, you

44:37

should have been there in the hour when

44:39

there wasn't cold going around all of the

44:41

11 o'clock hour children We're fine. It would

44:43

be yeah, of course um yes one of

44:45

those nooners showed up and coughed all over

44:47

your daughter We have now

44:49

looped around to why at least

44:52

my parents did not like places like

44:54

this It was actually funny being the

44:56

cause of my parents going back for

44:58

the first time in 35 years And

45:02

they were like They

45:04

were like shuddering at it. Yeah, you guys know

45:06

okay? Well now you were saying about the bull

45:08

uncles Jordan that this was a family like no

45:10

We like it This is a yeah I

45:13

wonder if I wish to ask my mom how

45:15

she felt about our trips to bullwinkles if she

45:17

would be like oh yeah I fucking hated that

45:19

place, but yeah to me It's a fun family

45:21

memory, and I think yeah, I don't remember any

45:23

like bullwinkles meltdowns or anything like that okay I

45:25

think we had a good. I think we had

45:27

a good time well. Here's I think what might

45:29

be Here this

45:31

might be the theory because I think we've already

45:34

discussed something that might be more quality about

45:36

bullwinkles that then Chuckie cheese But

45:40

when I brought it up last night

45:42

the consensus was Actually

45:45

good food and actually good animatronics. Yeah, there was

45:47

a sense of like it's a little it was

45:49

actually a more Little more Disney level do you

45:51

agree with that yeah? I mean I think that

45:53

the when you know you get to see the

45:56

menus in those corporate videos And you know not

45:58

just pizza, but deep dish and thin Crust

46:00

salad bar that themed after

46:02

Dudley D Wright's girlfriend. What

46:04

was her name? No, now

46:06

get the salad bar. And

46:10

they also say that the the salad bar

46:12

has Mucillainous dressing which

46:15

is a good pun, but it sounds disgusting

46:17

like you know what's in the dressing

46:19

though, right? It's not I Get

46:22

about as different liquids that were in this facility

46:24

to begin with Thousand

46:27

Island French and like Catalina

46:31

whatever Yeah

46:35

creamy Italian creamy it's the 90s were

46:37

a big of its big decades Nearly

46:40

empty bottle of oil and

46:42

red wine vinegar. That's their

46:44

kind of That

46:48

same video goes right into a breakdown of

46:50

the pizzas which I have queued up

46:52

right now This is well, it

46:54

wait it might announce itself. Let's see I

46:56

don't know if they mentioned the heroic sandwiches.

46:58

It must be do rights. I Don't

47:02

know. Let me think the underdog has the

47:04

sandwich. Oh, you're right. Yes. Yeah hard to

47:06

read be a right under dogs Are like

47:08

sandwiches and then this little pizza explanation just

47:11

to keep an ear out Specials

47:19

are appropriately named motherload pizza

47:21

garden cash pizza and our unique

47:23

pizza of the sea We

47:25

need to talk for a minute about and I'll make

47:27

it bigger for you guys to look at strange

47:30

phrases to begin with Motherload,

47:32

okay, you know tons of toppings

47:34

I get that Garden

47:37

cash I got nothing on this. I

47:39

don't know what garden Ewe

47:42

should say the computer cash. Yeah, right.

47:44

What does that mean? I

47:47

think a cash is like it's like it's

47:49

like a stash. Yeah a stash of like

47:52

That's all the vegetable. Yeah Like

47:55

mother it just implies a lot. That's what

47:57

they're saying. So yeah garden cash. I just

47:59

I only think of that in computer terms

48:01

and then put next to garden, electronics

48:04

and garden jammed together. Well, cash is

48:06

cash a? I mean, I

48:08

think about like when they talk about, oh, I found

48:11

a weapons cash. Yeah, I mean that's an RPG term

48:13

or something. And I think it just seems to be

48:15

like a school writer or something. That's like going golden

48:17

eye or something. Yeah, it's like

48:19

health and ammo and armor.

48:21

And vegetables. And vegetables.

48:24

Well, a garden cash could be in one of

48:26

those ET Botanicus video games where you have to

48:28

like put fertilizer and soil. Is that in

48:31

the corporate video? Yeah. What

48:33

is the title of that? Oh, yeah,

48:35

I'll recommend it to listeners. Bullwinkle's Family

48:37

Food and Fun Restaurant Tour, Santa Clara,

48:40

California. Yeah. Which,

48:42

well, I'll say my Santa Clara thoughts. But

48:44

just to go straight into the next one,

48:46

which is Pizza of the Sea. This

48:49

is the most nauseating looking

48:51

pizza. Up until I

48:53

trust everybody that this pizza was

48:55

pretty good in general. But looking

48:57

at this pizza with little canned

49:00

shrimp all over it. The pinkest

49:02

shrimp you've ever seen. Oh,

49:04

no, no, no. The pinkest,

49:06

tiniest. No, little nubbins. Oh, nubbins.

49:10

Like, maybe somewhere

49:12

today could pull off little

49:14

shrimps. I just don't trust

49:17

this. 1980s

49:19

canned shrimp pizza. I'm concerned. You and

49:21

I shared a fishy pizza a few

49:23

days ago, Scott. Oh, sure. But

49:26

if they had little, and they had capers as

49:28

well. What

49:30

if they had little shrimps on that pizza, though? You

49:32

think the little shrimp is the problem? They'd be fine

49:34

there. Yeah, that was a good place. But

49:37

little, I'm just, you're saying that the, you

49:40

can't imagine little shrimps being good in the 80s. I

49:42

feel like I've watched Mike eat a pizza with

49:45

little shrimps. But again, today,

49:47

as long as, if it's anywhere but

49:49

City Walk, fine. Have at it, Mike.

49:51

But. What's the place on

49:53

Sunset that has that? Is that what I've

49:55

had? tuna pizza at that place. We were

49:57

at an Italian restaurant in Manhattan. And

50:00

I remember you just getting like a

50:02

tuna pizza and it's forever stuck in

50:04

Manhattan. Isn't Manhattan in a salad? How

50:07

would it sit in a way like this if

50:09

we were constantly in Manhattan together? One day in

50:12

Manhattan. We were a couple times. Only once or

50:14

twice, yeah. That's why

50:16

it sticks out in my mind. Well, what was

50:18

that establishment in Manhattan? I don't remember. All right,

50:20

Jimmy Buffett's Mercuritaville. Ha ha ha ha ha ha

50:22

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

50:24

ha ha ha ha ha. Anyway,

50:26

I'm just, I just don't, the

50:29

people said the food was good. I

50:31

do, but that has to be where the,

50:33

I'm only doing cheese there. I'm not doing

50:35

pizza at the sea. I'm out on pizza

50:37

at the sea. Yeah, I think I remember

50:40

the fried chicken. And it's just the waffle

50:42

fries to me were a big memory. That

50:44

was a big revelation to me. I had

50:46

never seen that form factor of fry before.

50:48

Yeah, yeah. But yeah, and I think, yeah,

50:50

maybe the fried chicken looks kind of good

50:52

in those videos. It does, yeah. Yeah, I

50:54

don't know. I'm very brown, you know, it's

50:56

a very, it's a brown meal. The

51:00

more legitimate way that they used to do, I

51:02

feel like fried chicken was generally done with

51:04

more care in the 70s and 80s, but

51:06

it could be wrong. I feel like the

51:09

affection people have is probably does indicate maybe

51:11

the food was a tier above a Chuck

51:13

E. Cheese. I think so.

51:15

I don't think it's pure, because even if

51:17

it, sure, nostalgia could be blinding you to

51:19

it, but it's people who remember that the

51:22

Chuck E. Cheese food was shitty. Right,

51:24

yeah. And that this was better. I have to

51:26

quickly share a not so

51:28

good association about that very same one,

51:31

the Anaheim one, which was shared to

51:33

me last night by

51:35

our pal Ryan Perez. Okay. Yeah,

51:38

we grew up in the same, Ryan and I have

51:40

a lot, we're the same age and grew up in

51:43

Orange County. We have a lot of shared memories. I

51:45

don't think we knew each other as kids, but we

51:47

have the same movie theaters, a lot of the same

51:49

malls and stuff. So yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if

51:51

Ryan had been to the same one. Yeah, yeah, no,

51:53

it's kind of surprising. He had fond, but with those

51:56

memories too, but except for, I think, well, I think

51:58

he had been to the Anaheim one. They

52:00

had a fun time. Then he was

52:02

10 years old. They

52:05

went to a softball game

52:08

for his older sister, and

52:10

she got a terrible injury during the game,

52:13

and they had to go straight to an

52:15

Anaheim hospital. And in the window, there was

52:17

a perfect view of the bowling goal. Oh

52:19

my god. And he is 10 years old,

52:22

and not only is he pining for, well,

52:24

I'd rather be there than here. He's like,

52:28

he doesn't understand the stakes. He doesn't know hospitals

52:30

and what's happening at this point. He's like, get

52:32

a cast on the arm and let's get over

52:34

to bowling. Yeah, yeah. Well, I thought it was

52:37

more of that vibe, but instead it was that

52:39

his concern for his sister was so heavy. He's

52:41

like, we're in a hospital. That means she's gonna

52:43

die. I'm gonna lose my sister today, which

52:46

did not happen, spoiler, but he's in

52:49

this room sadly looking at the window

52:51

and once my family was happy, we

52:53

had bowl-winkles, and now we are here

52:55

at Death's Door. We will

52:58

not all leave together as a

53:00

family. This is a very, very

53:02

haunting memory. In a sense of

53:04

childhood. And now he's on the

53:06

threshold. As he passed into double

53:08

digit age, this leaving

53:10

childish thing is gone. Yeah, isn't

53:13

that a beautiful, sad little memory?

53:15

And I do picture, in

53:17

the way he painted it, there's nothing in

53:20

that window view except for that bowl-winkles. Not

53:23

one other street light or

53:25

gas station frolicking with their

53:27

alive sibling. Fun because she didn't

53:29

die. I

53:34

love you sister. I love that you're

53:36

alive mainly, yes. Anyway,

53:40

yeah, such a poignant little picture.

53:43

That Anaheim Zone seemed, it is exceedingly close

53:46

to the fries where I got to have

53:48

that video played for a couple days before

53:50

it was closed. So

53:52

I'm looking at that and what you guys experienced

53:54

is a kid like, oh man, I wish that

53:56

had been my go-to childhood place. I'm also looking

53:58

at the Santa Clara location. Because Santa

54:01

Clara is the same neck of the woods as

54:04

San Jose, Campbell, where I have this,

54:06

I've had now two deliriously fun trips.

54:08

The one initially inspired by wanting to

54:11

go to a car wash that looks

54:13

like an old riverboat. And

54:15

then I went back and had an equally

54:17

fun time with my family at the world's

54:19

largest Chuck E. Cheese, which is up there.

54:21

And I'm like, this area had the theme

54:23

park, Great America, when it was good.

54:27

They had the world's largest Chuck E. Cheese. This

54:29

one, and then at the same, the primary,

54:33

the world's first Bullwinkle, the one from

54:35

the video, which looks pristine and awesome.

54:37

And then at the same intersection, there

54:39

was one of those places called,

54:42

this one was called Pizza and Pipes.

54:44

We ever talked on the show about

54:47

the... Yeah, I've never, yes, I

54:49

know a lot of people who have very fond

54:51

memories of Pizza and Pipes, the pipe organ themed

54:53

pizza restaurant. Where you would go, yes, before animatronics.

54:55

I can't believe you don't know about this. I

54:57

would have assumed you have a depth of knowledge

54:59

about it. I thought this would have been like

55:01

the tunnel. I thought you meant pipes like tunnels.

55:03

No. Like what was the

55:05

one that got absorbed by Discovery Zone? Oh,

55:08

oh, oh. Leaps and bounds? Leaps and

55:10

bounds. Okay. Yeah, that's the pipe

55:12

I was picturing. Another pressured Schomburg thing. Yeah, we

55:14

had Leaps and Bounds. We had Discovery Zone. We

55:16

had Discovery Zone. And Discovery Zone. And

55:19

a Mickey Cafe or whatever. Yeah, Mickey

55:21

Cafe. No,

55:24

Pizza or Pipes and Pizza

55:28

was like, this is the

55:30

precursor. Before they figured out

55:32

animatronics, your pizza entertainment was

55:34

watching a guy play a

55:36

the mighty Wurlitzer organ. A

55:38

giant Wurlitzer that would have

55:40

scored silent films. And

55:42

these are still around a little bit. I'm

55:44

so intrigued by this concept and that they

55:46

do still exist. Where's the nearest one? I

55:49

don't know. I think there's one

55:51

in the Three counties surrounding

55:53

us, but I don't know for sure. I

55:56

Think this is a tradition people have tried

55:58

to keep up. That

56:00

legal Oregon feel so stodgy put

56:02

next to pizza which feels like

56:04

what. Do you. Know riots in a

56:06

yeah Id want as you know pizza

56:09

and live or sorry pipes and liver

56:11

or of hype said crab. And

56:14

Pancetta live sound and as have

56:16

gate article about eight is was

56:18

a full may have some point

56:20

cap in. The. Cap in the

56:22

Galley Pizza and played. It. Might

56:24

be a different one in their my eyes I

56:26

like there are a number of these. I don't

56:29

think it is one saying that any kind of

56:31

early as could afford the mighty Wurlitzer at work.

56:34

For a baseball games will play dub

56:36

Jason are you are the Phantom of

56:39

the Opera that haunted the Pacific Air

56:41

and needs to be said by a

56:43

man. Play cool dark never loved his

56:46

spot. Less than an assessment is swinging

56:48

in the rafters. visit their homes. I'm

56:50

sorry pizza would fall into one of

56:52

the pipe. Well the earth. Dot Com.

56:55

Remember that dining sad and peeps Elizabeth

56:57

I feel like Emma Are these the

56:59

last moments of my life Says this

57:02

is like a funny guy. glycine that

57:04

I am a man. My breed of

57:06

funny gags tell you. The reply: So

57:09

busy son played for for this guy.

57:12

You're on an operating you got hit by

57:14

a car of now versus you're on the

57:16

operating table. he said Wurlitzer. That's pretty funny,

57:18

the sillier or semitism. and you go to

57:20

the library to learn more about it and

57:22

somebody catches you with a big mess. a

57:24

sudden said i work as he got a

57:27

test is of as well and i have

57:29

another was that god has has he was

57:31

at all around guys what his death but

57:34

god will bless us as about a set.

57:38

aside pets of resolve to women

57:40

are that of the dare i

57:42

say that a non lethal weapon

57:44

on success say that i had

57:47

a real that leaves a good

57:49

as a great me i can

57:51

play a couple times or your

57:53

oh that's with a box cutter

57:55

have no matter what a dirty

57:57

death of god it's so he

57:59

does There

58:04

feels like there's all these different historians for

58:06

the different places. Chuck E. Cheese stuff is

58:08

pretty well documented. You can get sound files

58:11

with all the characters. This is

58:13

pretty well documented. I wish there was one

58:15

person that literally was like, I will tell

58:17

you all the different places in America you

58:19

can go right now. There's

58:22

an organ show. There's a robot

58:24

still working. I want this

58:26

comprehensive list of everything that's still there.

58:28

A map or a geocities site that's

58:30

just ridiculously maintained. Sure. It

58:32

does not have to look fancy. I guess there is one Bullwinkle

58:36

that still has some of the animatronics.

58:38

It's in Seattle. There's a haunted

58:40

looking man that does a tour of it on

58:42

YouTube. It's

58:47

in the pizza room and it's just Rocky and

58:49

Bullwinkle and then a Boris and Natasha above them.

58:55

They're old. The clacking is deafening. You

58:57

cannot hear what they're saying because it's all clacking

58:59

when they blink. Also

59:01

he had to make a point of like, can

59:04

you turn this on for me? Let's go into

59:06

our experience. Watch this video. Absolutely. You

59:08

can see a frustrated stoned teenager having

59:10

to cater to the people. It's happening

59:12

again. One of those weirdos is here.

59:15

Like if it's turned a big crank for a while or

59:17

something. It feels hard. It feels

59:19

like there's a reason they don't want to

59:21

do it. The restaurant was closed that day

59:23

too. The Family Fun Center in

59:25

the snack bar. He says in the video the

59:28

restaurant was closed but they're going to open the

59:30

show. They had to open up

59:32

an entire area. Now look, not to get back into

59:34

it. If you're going to tell

59:36

me that this is where the residency is

59:38

happening for a bunch of make believe bands,

59:41

I just couldn't believe it. Why close the

59:43

curtain? As we all

59:45

know, the Chuck E. Cheese tradition is

59:47

you leave them all just creepily blinking

59:49

and shifting back and forth. No matter

59:51

what. All day, every day. Yeah. That's

59:54

true. Frozen and rigor mortis. No. If

59:57

one loses an eyeball, that's it. There's no replacements

59:59

for that. That five nights at Freddy's

1:00:01

was the big it. I would.

1:00:04

If wilde half hour movie product

1:00:06

of fake it's think these places

1:00:08

will be having a resurgence because

1:00:10

of. That. You would think that they would.

1:00:12

Be. Returning Robot Yes right I don't know. I

1:00:14

think it's the only thing that saved the

1:00:16

one and still not for they still seem

1:00:19

ashamed by ear. they put know where I

1:00:21

was actually expecting a little more of something

1:00:23

like oh it's think that showcasing the fact

1:00:25

that they have the robot but it is

1:00:27

like don't ask us about what's by the

1:00:29

curse may I present time? I'm just glad

1:00:31

they took out the robots before they made

1:00:33

them woke rights. As

1:00:36

I can handle a low gravity and bullwinkle,

1:00:38

Chuck E Cheese in the picture frame with

1:00:41

the cigar was now Won't Death. For

1:00:43

your dad was odd are you

1:00:45

and I was when that's on,

1:00:47

Comedy was exists exactly. That's a

1:00:49

good fit. Drop a hard are

1:00:51

a nobody gets paid, says kidding

1:00:53

and tell him that through to

1:00:55

her. Now Radical Left won't let

1:00:57

us do our south know I'm

1:00:59

saying a hard eighth or is

1:01:02

this your status and all. This

1:01:05

is a preview during old time radio flares.

1:01:08

Know what you system? Twenty's a cast on

1:01:10

what I get up in a dictionary. Says

1:01:13

i'm just real quick Isis some the

1:01:15

pose as. Short

1:01:18

as that exact same as a

1:01:20

good seat. a little ah valid

1:01:22

rally. The Valley Relics Museum is

1:01:24

a great. Has a lot of

1:01:26

old San Fernando Valley like. Neon.

1:01:29

Signs and and stuff that we

1:01:31

observed. And Sassy. A big boys

1:01:33

you know yet? Ah, so he

1:01:36

posts a picture. Oh. wow

1:01:38

a number of years ago and i

1:01:40

think this is a sign that says

1:01:42

pipe and pizza in receipt of and

1:01:44

it's just taps into sweet forming candy

1:01:46

at assist us the boys woman seated

1:01:48

see muslim a hotel and work and

1:01:51

player at a pipe and be elicit

1:01:53

a really cheap album cover bits of

1:01:55

was used legs as you look at

1:01:57

her again i got a sparkly you

1:01:59

read That's a good place for

1:02:01

a Kristen Wiig movie. Yeah, you can take

1:02:03

that to Kristen Wiig's production company. So

1:02:06

you're an old organist. I've got four

1:02:08

words for you. Sweet woman

1:02:10

candy. Would my hair

1:02:12

be very teased? The most,

1:02:15

Kristen. Yeah. It's got

1:02:17

a big Plum Beach look like, or

1:02:19

Pomeroy out look like kids play. I

1:02:22

got, yeah, 1970s pizza and pipes

1:02:24

here. Bay Area pizza chain. Wow,

1:02:27

this is wild. I can't believe we had pizza and

1:02:29

pipes either. I assumed we had talked about it. We

1:02:31

maybe did. I have to forget some things we talked

1:02:33

about, so it's possible I forgot. Mm-hmm, yeah. Once in

1:02:35

a while. 70s and 80s craze

1:02:38

in this Bloomberg story. Yeah, it seems like pipes

1:02:40

and pizza and pipes and pipes. Before predating the

1:02:42

robot technology. They say craze too, as if it

1:02:44

was like the nation couldn't stop enjoying

1:02:46

pizza and pipes. Seems like everyone is driving

1:02:48

to places where pipes are. I think you

1:02:51

were like a whirlitzer player. You like cursed

1:02:53

the robot. You're like, oh, this is, oh,

1:02:55

so this is what people want. Okay. They're

1:02:58

not playing live. You realize that? Look

1:03:01

at their hands. Their hands don't even touch the

1:03:03

instrument. No. Oh, you like

1:03:05

all these rock and roll songs. No one wants

1:03:07

to hear Camp Town Races anymore. Classic. No

1:03:09

one wants to hear Buffalo Gal. Well, that's, this

1:03:12

station says this every episode. I'd say this, yeah.

1:03:15

That's what music was real before. The

1:03:17

guy wearing Sinatra. The

1:03:20

Oregon man got fired from the Cincinnati

1:03:22

Reds. He got fired from pipes and

1:03:24

pizza. Where in Moscow there's

1:03:26

only so many minor league teams that I've got

1:03:28

to afford in Oregon. Yeah, the

1:03:30

world going woke to Jason equals less pipe Oregon.

1:03:32

Who lets do Oregon? Around every turn. Let's

1:03:34

say you're at the indoors and less pipe

1:03:36

Oregon. Those were the days. When

1:03:40

you could say the hard R anytime you wanted

1:03:42

to, listen to Little Brown Jug. Just

1:03:46

like the star spangled banner. But we

1:03:48

all stand in salutes and then go

1:03:50

back to our pizza bites. I've

1:03:53

said this before, I've said it about, I think Pirates of the

1:03:55

Caribbean, I've said it about Wampoppers. I would pay $100 to $200

1:03:57

to smoke a cigarette. unlike

1:04:00

pirates while it's going or a mom poppers does

1:04:02

everybody have a dream place they would smoke a

1:04:04

cigarette if they could go back in time that

1:04:07

would be a little bit on my mind but

1:04:09

i have of course it's just because it's right

1:04:11

in front of me but what what's the deadly

1:04:13

room again that the world and i really didn't

1:04:15

know yeah yeah i'm gonna have not say that

1:04:17

i have been been put in front of me

1:04:19

i don't smoke and i don't like it but

1:04:21

i would smoke on those two places but i

1:04:23

would look at the other end as well i

1:04:25

have about four cigarettes a year and i love

1:04:27

all four of them oh my my my my

1:04:30

my my four cigarettes a year

1:04:32

go back in time and where

1:04:34

would you like to smoke those

1:04:36

four that was her california regulations

1:04:39

i would say my hotel or

1:04:41

my apartment building balcony yeah okay

1:04:43

that's fun but is there any

1:04:45

robots yeah the the

1:04:48

robots at the seattle location

1:04:50

that you can see in this youtube tour yeah

1:04:53

i don't know where the Natasha came from but they

1:04:58

someone said let's have something for dad uh-huh

1:05:01

I see assuming that dad loves

1:05:04

giant tits because this is Natasha

1:05:06

that they have is out of

1:05:08

control he's a boozamy like it

1:05:11

just might be a repainted alvira

1:05:13

like and bullwinkle's package to boy

1:05:15

you could tell he's got like

1:05:18

a half chub as

1:05:21

long as his nose yes the

1:05:23

exact same shape but in his

1:05:25

pants right hey boy I didn't

1:05:28

know you had three legs oh

1:05:31

boy we're stupid and

1:05:34

hung that's why I never

1:05:36

wear short rock no need for me

1:05:38

to learn anything my

1:05:40

value to the world I have an eating pussy in my

1:05:43

life don't have to

1:05:45

learn it's the only way

1:05:47

some women can come which had a better

1:05:53

rocky pretty good pretty good picture

1:05:57

up in post that's what you know what they will do it

1:06:00

with Bullwinkle too. Yeah people you can

1:06:02

like kind of understand the vibe. You

1:06:04

have the character down. Thank you yeah.

1:06:06

Yeah. Of the audiophiles we've talked about

1:06:09

I think my my favorite which

1:06:11

is I saw

1:06:13

it uh named just

1:06:15

answer what the song the chorus is

1:06:18

a song Underdog sings called Country

1:06:20

is Dumb. Did

1:06:23

anyone watch this? You were telling me about this

1:06:25

already yeah. I Underdog sings

1:06:27

a song Country is

1:06:29

he's like mad they

1:06:31

play too much Country music.

1:06:33

Like as a band because

1:06:35

there's no chance for him

1:06:37

to play his saxophone. That's

1:06:40

pretty clever. So that's kind

1:06:42

of clever yeah um but yeah watching

1:06:44

the old Underdog cartoons I was like

1:06:46

man yeah he he really

1:06:48

does sound like droopy dog and

1:06:50

like the switch from Shushan boy

1:06:52

to Underdog I thought

1:06:55

like oh but he sounds like Superman

1:06:57

right no it is

1:06:59

slightly pitched down um

1:07:02

but yeah Country is Dumb. Uh Underdog

1:07:04

is mad at Country music because there's

1:07:07

not enough saxophone. It's a good little

1:07:09

it's a very good little routine for

1:07:11

him yeah yeah that's good yeah um

1:07:14

yeah I don't know I mean I didn't dive

1:07:16

too much into the show scene I just know

1:07:18

that like the animatronics do seem

1:07:21

of higher quality uh

1:07:23

seems like those ones are are clacking

1:07:25

around and I'm not saying that just

1:07:28

because of that Natasha revelation I think

1:07:30

overall sure even forgetting that um

1:07:32

no these bull wrinkles are so charming

1:07:35

I don't know just and

1:07:38

then they seem like I don't know range of

1:07:40

motion they look just like the cartoons yeah they

1:07:42

look cartoon-y. It's not the scare factor that the

1:07:44

Chuck E Cheese ones admittedly even still like Chuck

1:07:47

E Cheese now is very I don't want to

1:07:49

it's not like an Apple store aesthetic or anything

1:07:51

but it is very much a cleaner very

1:07:53

bright like establishment but I do

1:07:55

feel like it's always there's always

1:07:57

been a weird vibe and it's

1:08:00

Chuck E. Cheese. Like they've never matched any

1:08:02

sort of like Disney feeling going into this

1:08:04

place. Which is what they kind of want.

1:08:07

Yes. It's like always was like dim

1:08:09

and weird and it smelled like diapers

1:08:11

and pizza and like it still kind

1:08:13

of smells like diapers and pizza. They

1:08:16

have like, you

1:08:18

know, when you start Pirates of

1:08:20

the Caribbean there's the like cricket

1:08:22

noises. I think those are getting

1:08:24

piped through bullwinkles when the band's

1:08:27

not on. You have the chirping

1:08:29

cricket atmosphere. From the pictures and just

1:08:31

a little of the audio. Yeah, you just get the

1:08:33

sense that like whether dad or

1:08:35

mom can articulate it they feel like

1:08:37

this is a higher

1:08:39

end establishment. Yeah. It's just such

1:08:42

a massive build. I

1:08:44

don't know if they all were and I

1:08:46

don't know if Anaheim was but like the

1:08:48

Santa Clara one they show because the Northridge

1:08:50

Chuck E. Cheese that I brought you to

1:08:52

that is just like a, you know, that's

1:08:55

I feel like someday it's just going to be a

1:08:57

Verizon store. That is not like the biggest. It looks

1:08:59

like nothing. Low ceilings, very tric. This thing is like.

1:09:01

Do you know why they picked that one to house

1:09:03

the robots, the last robots? I don't. I don't actually.

1:09:05

It was among the first, maybe they

1:09:07

made the calculation that like LA

1:09:09

hipsters are going to be the most likely to want

1:09:12

to go to a but I don't actually know. But

1:09:14

isn't it basically that they just had been decommissioning these

1:09:16

things for years and years and that was one of

1:09:18

the only places left and they just decided maybe. There

1:09:20

were more than you'd think. But I think they had,

1:09:23

they were about to start getting rid of and there

1:09:25

might be stray ones where they haven't installed them. I

1:09:27

think there are stray ones. Okay. But in my mind

1:09:29

and maybe this is wrong, they just looked at a

1:09:31

list of 10 places that still had the

1:09:33

full ban and went, uh, they'll say Northridge gets

1:09:36

to keep them arbitrarily. Maybe.

1:09:38

I'm sure there's some reasoning. But.

1:09:40

Close their eyes, find it on a map. Yeah.

1:09:42

It doesn't feel like. Where do our neighbors not

1:09:44

mind clacking? Yeah. I'm

1:09:46

fascinated Chuck E. Cheese is still in business. It

1:09:49

must be some real estate scam or something. Like it

1:09:51

must be like, well, they own the

1:09:53

buildings or something, but they are like, it

1:09:55

is working for, no, it does, you know,

1:09:58

they figured out what they want now. Like

1:10:00

my child has a good time

1:10:02

despite not knowing any mythology and

1:10:04

not writing layers upon layers of

1:10:06

bizarre Maybe

1:10:09

not natural affinity for half-thought-out

1:10:11

mythology. Uh-huh. Yeah, just he

1:10:13

likes to play basketball in

1:10:15

there Imagine that yeah

1:10:18

family fun centers. I think

1:10:20

are still money makers Yeah,

1:10:22

it's like a place that should have gone

1:10:25

out like the pandemic should have taken it

1:10:27

down It feels like just something should have

1:10:29

taken this down. But I think well there

1:10:31

could be no I feel like JC Penney's

1:10:33

is having I saw them having money trouble

1:10:35

or Do

1:10:38

I think JC Penney's in trouble? No. No

1:10:40

what I'm saying is there might be another

1:10:42

wave of bankruptcies I feel like oh, I

1:10:44

don't know the other way block if that's

1:10:46

what yeah, if Biden gets reelected. Yeah First

1:10:51

Penney's is gone. What do you wear and

1:10:53

then gonna buy sex? That's

1:10:57

in quarter zip. Well, the years is already back

1:10:59

at the mall in the Burbank. So Here's

1:11:03

back we've talked about it before we'll do it

1:11:05

quick Sears there's a Sears that

1:11:07

all of a sudden is reopened in Burbank wild

1:11:09

and oh, yes What a great thing to happen

1:11:11

to everybody in there about it. They don't know

1:11:13

they don't know why it opened again I don't

1:11:15

know why I work here Where they called Sears

1:11:17

and said why did you open the store again?

1:11:19

And they said we don't really want to talk

1:11:21

about it Wow, like maybe it's soft launch for

1:11:23

an all-new Sears I was the basic

1:11:25

answer might just be like we kind of like

1:11:27

paid for rent or we own the part of

1:11:29

the bill I don't know and it's just not

1:11:31

it's like we'll make a few

1:11:33

dollars opening it, huh So it's just it

1:11:36

has its own free will now it opened

1:11:38

itself back. It's possible this year's open itself

1:11:40

back up but over here Yeah over in

1:11:42

Burbank. Yes, the Sears just opened one day

1:11:44

again after being closed. That's why that's wild

1:11:46

Yeah, so anything can anything can come back

1:11:49

stay on your toes Well, including bullwinkles, which

1:11:51

that let's make sure to carve out some

1:11:53

time to talk about yeah Yeah, civic visit

1:11:55

because this is not like, you know, we're

1:11:57

not seeing animatronics again. Let's make no mistake

1:12:00

there but there is like what

1:12:02

is the extent of the Bullwinkle

1:12:04

feeling at this upland location so

1:12:06

basically nothing some signage

1:12:08

some like employees only signage where

1:12:11

you'll see a character they

1:12:14

have a mini too mini golf course

1:12:16

is an outdoor and an indoor the

1:12:18

indoor is weirdly fairy tale themed and

1:12:20

charmingly janky I should

1:12:22

say if you like a kind of a

1:12:25

mini golf course clearly painted by the teens

1:12:27

that work there yeah I like a big

1:12:29

like crescent moon hanging in there maybe I saw

1:12:32

you know you might be right yeah okay yeah really

1:12:34

yeah fun and then a

1:12:37

little arcade with a lot of

1:12:39

like big versions of

1:12:41

cell phone games you got a

1:12:43

fruit ninja you got a Angry

1:12:45

Birds restaurant not open yet but

1:12:47

they have a little on a

1:12:50

tiny TV by where you get

1:12:52

the like you know play cards

1:12:54

you can see a like

1:12:58

3d kind of model

1:13:00

of what it's going to look like I would

1:13:03

say the 3d is lawnmower

1:13:05

man quality ps1

1:13:08

cutscene and it

1:13:11

looks like they're gonna add so the arcade is gonna

1:13:13

be bad and obvs oh cool

1:13:15

and they're bad or bad enough last name

1:13:18

of the character and it looks like you know

1:13:20

there's gonna be some maybe a guy in a

1:13:22

bullwinkle suit walking around and I and this and

1:13:24

this is wishful thinking I don't know that this

1:13:26

is gonna happen probably not but one of the

1:13:28

rooms does look like you

1:13:31

can kind of see there's a tarp over

1:13:33

it but you can see the walls and

1:13:35

it looks lodge themed I have to hope

1:13:37

maybe they're trying to bring back a lodge

1:13:39

and maybe it would have

1:13:41

animatronics in it I don't know I think this

1:13:43

you know I something okay at

1:13:45

the very least you know you if

1:13:47

it's I mean like fairy tales came

1:13:50

back at knots but you do at

1:13:52

least sometimes at least appreciate whoever's

1:13:54

doing a new version of something or

1:13:56

trying to sneak in like an Epcot

1:13:58

reference into a line Yeah, that

1:14:00

is something you're giving me a little morsel

1:14:02

Thank you for that at the very least

1:14:04

if they're just trying to pay homage to

1:14:07

the old room sure the bullet goes I

1:14:09

appreciate that but hopefully what you're saying. Yeah,

1:14:11

I would like it if they did What

1:14:14

and some other locations did a promotion

1:14:16

an after dark promotion

1:14:18

21 and oh? Whoa,

1:14:21

it's bullwinkles head answers after dark and

1:14:23

it's just happened. I was but I

1:14:25

was but days ago and it It's

1:14:29

like psychedelic poster. Let me

1:14:31

you fucking drop acid at full winkles

1:14:34

Oh man, what they're implying do some

1:14:36

drugs. Maybe the animatronics. Yeah, you turn

1:14:38

you turn Dudley's dead into a chill

1:14:40

out room These

1:14:43

are strong just take half Hey,

1:14:48

just make sure to test the drugs you're

1:14:50

taking no your dealer

1:14:52

right boy The

1:14:59

teens have Narcan if someone OD's on

1:15:01

fentanyl The

1:15:03

teens at our place were kind of great. I should

1:15:05

say this is this is kind of just a fun

1:15:08

You know themed entertainment moment Jesse's

1:15:11

kids loved it And

1:15:13

when they were looking to read you know cash in their tickets

1:15:16

One of the kids only had 30 tickets, and

1:15:19

I think for 30 tickets all you get is

1:15:21

candy. Yeah, kid doesn't like candy She

1:15:23

wanted the samurai swords which were 3,000 tickets

1:15:28

Fucking stoned ass teenager just gave her

1:15:30

the samurai Yeah,

1:15:37

okay, okay, they're in a good

1:15:39

mood Yeah, if it's not if

1:15:42

they're paranoid and upset then maybe not

1:15:44

sure um They'll like

1:15:47

spray you with mace or something Okay,

1:15:50

so vibes are good. Yeah, good team It

1:15:53

was fun and good team job, so yeah,

1:15:55

I hope that whatever the redesign. They're doing

1:15:57

that. You know that hopefully that's a lot more

1:16:00

theming some of the old Bull ankle stuff but yeah

1:16:02

the vibes in there were great everybody was having a really

1:16:04

fun time and it'll be even more fun when it you

1:16:07

know is back to it back to private

1:16:09

events 21 and up there you go I

1:16:11

know a crowd going looking for second

1:16:15

spouses you know wanting to add to

1:16:17

their Apollo

1:16:19

are you all if you

1:16:21

want to Gen Z and Gen Alpha get

1:16:23

it during the day but it's it's time

1:16:25

for us thank you yes time

1:16:27

to look for our second spouse yeah bowling

1:16:31

where you might order marriages if you're

1:16:34

looking to fluid bond with another

1:16:39

primary come

1:16:42

to boy goes find someone else to

1:16:44

come in only

1:16:50

is taken so yes

1:16:52

only is exclusive with

1:16:54

Tennessee tuxedo they are monogamous are kind of

1:16:57

square they're older and a lot he has

1:16:59

human hands you get a knock and lock

1:17:01

him down absolutely what I'm gonna find you

1:17:03

all human hands and a young guy voice

1:17:05

on the adults night though you have to plant a

1:17:07

security garden from that Natasha dad is

1:17:11

going to try and like rip her off

1:17:13

the wall right yeah a sad dad who

1:17:15

can't find it hasn't house yeah who hasn't

1:17:17

had Bali right now in a couple years

1:17:19

this was a realtor dark event where's the

1:17:22

Natasha when's the passion

1:17:24

loose in that top I've

1:17:27

been tipping her I wanted to buy her

1:17:29

a nice meal I was told the food

1:17:31

was really good I bought a Klondike fried

1:17:33

chicken I paid

1:17:38

her $500 for a private dance I

1:17:40

got a cash of vegetables over here

1:17:45

I don't be

1:17:48

touching yeah we

1:17:51

got I hope they can restore

1:17:53

the feeling that's all I hope yeah

1:17:55

yeah yeah no this is I think clearly this

1:17:58

is the this is the vibe of this establish

1:18:00

establishment. Turn to Broadway called Feel

1:18:02

Something. Feel

1:18:05

Something, Paul Winkles. Well

1:18:08

I break from the numbness. I

1:18:12

feel like we've said it all. I

1:18:14

mean, talks did anything on the way

1:18:16

out the door, but otherwise... There was

1:18:18

some crossover from Chuck E. Cheese, actually.

1:18:20

Sorry, my phone went gone. But they

1:18:22

either voice talent that did both.

1:18:24

Oh yeah, because that is the real

1:18:27

voices. And also, you know what's cool

1:18:29

is that Snidely Whiplash and I think

1:18:31

maybe other characters were Corey Burton, who

1:18:33

has universally taken over as Snidely Whiplash,

1:18:35

like in the new shorts or any

1:18:38

new iterations of it, in

1:18:40

Dudley Doo rights for Ripsaw Falls. The

1:18:42

voice of the Disney parking lot tram is

1:18:44

like in this and many other media, like

1:18:47

taken over the old Hans

1:18:49

Conride characters. I believe Helen Henny's

1:18:51

voice is also, she did voices

1:18:53

here. You know what, I just want

1:18:56

to say for an episode where we've talked about coming

1:18:58

several times, it felt good to get back onto our

1:19:00

solid ground of saying the name Hans

1:19:02

Conride and Helen Henny. Now

1:19:05

we're back on American Time. Some nice

1:19:07

name. I like it. Somebody who was

1:19:09

like wagging their finger at the show

1:19:11

up until now goes, well now I

1:19:13

like it. I like what they're saying

1:19:15

again. And the voice actor of Comely

1:19:17

is... Oh shit, no! No! They're

1:19:20

writing their letters again! They're taking pens to paper! Press

1:19:23

their decibels! Like getting an H into

1:19:25

that name! I thought

1:19:27

this was a clean show. They say

1:19:30

they're good boys. I have a name as

1:19:32

well, the guy who started

1:19:34

this, David L. Brown. At

1:19:37

some point he got the license and

1:19:40

he toured a stage show called

1:19:42

Bullwinkle's Call of the Wild show

1:19:45

which included an original

1:19:47

character, Bullwinkle's girlfriend

1:19:50

Moonbeam. I

1:19:52

have not been able to find anything

1:19:55

on the original character, Bullwinkle's girlfriend Moonbeam.

1:19:57

So is there any more? Moonbeam heads

1:19:59

you haven't even found a photo of

1:20:01

me. I haven't seen a photo you've

1:20:04

been searching I do searching yeah to

1:20:06

the library to Yeah

1:20:13

I Got my keys Alice

1:20:16

a ball up away cold you accidentally called

1:20:18

it garden cash, but then you yeah, oh

1:20:21

wait no microfies The I I maybe my

1:20:23

just guess knowing that and knowing the time

1:20:25

period I wonder if she was supposed to

1:20:27

be like a hippie I think she was

1:20:29

like at home, maybe yeah, yeah,

1:20:32

huh? I

1:20:34

just seems like Jason is a like you're gonna

1:20:36

find moonbeam one of these days. I think oh

1:20:39

I'm Sam Searching for

1:20:41

moonbeam. This is your sixth-parted Podcast

1:20:44

what did she look like and

1:20:46

like in a plea and like

1:20:48

how did it work knowing what

1:20:50

Bullwinkle's packing? How could any human

1:20:53

woman right possibly withstood? Even

1:20:56

a brief lovemaking session with bullwin well

1:20:58

if only goes dumb and packing I

1:21:00

think get a fuck Mary killed Girlfriend

1:21:07

the other two options though yeah, cuz

1:21:10

there's certainly other characters you would have

1:21:12

to marry bullwinkle over Well

1:21:21

I didn't know how many were in I

1:21:25

don't want to kill any of the no

1:21:27

cartoon characters that are also like I want

1:21:30

to marry rocky rocky so small It

1:21:32

would feel weird and wrong right

1:21:34

sure I would marry mr. Peabody.

1:21:36

Oh, yeah Responsible

1:21:40

guy you know little

1:21:42

condescending. Well sure you're all marrying

1:21:45

the dog I Guess

1:21:48

you can marry Natasha You

1:21:50

got a human woman super

1:21:52

spy right there who you want to be in

1:21:54

the normal life with During

1:21:57

the dog who travels through time Sorry.

1:22:00

Ah shit, oh you get a time machine out of

1:22:02

the deal. Goddamn it, you were right. I smoked a

1:22:04

cigarette at a wamp-off, Raine. Yeah, I wish I'd married

1:22:06

the dog. Somebody's taken! This is so hard! Who

1:22:09

are we gonna marry? They're exclusive! They'll open up

1:22:11

eventually, I'm sure. Yeah, they have to. They have

1:22:13

to. They have to. What's the matter?

1:22:16

What's the matter? Are you for sure a human woman?

1:22:18

I don't know. I don't know anything about

1:22:20

you. Actually, no, no, no. I took a stab there. You

1:22:22

could be right. But she could be a moose.

1:22:24

She could be any other animal, too. Mm-hmm. Huh.

1:22:27

Yeah. I took a badger, possum.

1:22:29

We gotta find Moonbeam. The old mouse.

1:22:31

Mm-hmm. That's what, listener, I call to

1:22:33

action, find a picture of Moonbeam

1:22:35

for us, and if you can't, make

1:22:38

her up and put her kissing Jason in a

1:22:40

photo. What

1:22:44

Moonbeam do you see? And then

1:22:46

draw Mike and Mr. Peapody's wedding.

1:22:50

And then, and

1:22:52

this draw me trying to take it from Bullwick

1:22:54

during our long weekend in Reno. I,

1:22:58

can I add to Jason's that

1:23:00

Bullwinkle is standing by and his

1:23:02

nose has gone limp because he's

1:23:04

so saddened that his girlfriend has

1:23:07

been taken. Right. Bullwinkle's

1:23:09

in the cuck chair. Yeah. So,

1:23:15

yeah, preferably the real Moonbeam. I'd love to

1:23:17

see what Moonbeam looks like

1:23:19

for real. Oh, she's gonna kill

1:23:21

Moonbeam. She's gonna be so mad

1:23:23

with your ears. Who's

1:23:27

this in your phone, Moonbeam? You

1:23:30

didn't protest enough when they proposed you

1:23:32

kissing, I don't know, a cartoon skunk.

1:23:37

We're in the doghouse now. It

1:23:41

wasn't about her, it was about wanting to cuck

1:23:43

Bullwinkle. Don't you see, honey? He likes

1:23:45

it. It's the only way he can get

1:23:47

hard. No, it brings his

1:23:49

snoot back to life. Ooh, tell

1:23:51

me I could never make you cum. Wow.

1:23:56

Jason, is this show though, was it like a Sesame Street

1:23:58

on I.U.? Show I

1:24:00

think it was like costume characters. I saw this

1:24:02

too He got this license first and then it

1:24:04

led to when then he had and thought well,

1:24:06

why not? Also do a

1:24:09

Chuck E cheese while I have it Yeah it

1:24:11

was dubbed characters and the dubbed characters were wrong

1:24:13

and in fact the voice of Bullwinkle was the

1:24:15

guy who's usually the voice of Chuck E cheese

1:24:17

in that sleazy era so part of

1:24:19

the in in okay for them to

1:24:22

like approve the Property to do

1:24:24

a Chuck E cheese out of it. They said okay, but

1:24:26

it's got to be the real voices Which is why I

1:24:28

got June for a and those thing Scott Once

1:24:31

again back to this podcast is let

1:24:33

me be clear This is a podcast

1:24:35

where we say names of deceased people

1:24:37

and not where we say filthy words

1:24:48

Despite the audio files being well preserved

1:24:50

I didn't find a lot on eBay

1:24:53

or Depop in terms of selling I

1:24:55

think a lot of bars would use

1:24:57

the generic name bullwinkles Yes,

1:24:59

I saw a lot of bars on like a

1:25:01

lot of matchbooks and stuff. It could be matchbooks

1:25:03

from these restaurants Bullwinkles also

1:25:05

like in the early 90s again

1:25:08

coming back around had a promotional

1:25:11

tie-in at Taco Bell Right, so

1:25:13

there's some bullwinkle paper products and

1:25:16

toys I think from that era

1:25:19

Okay, how much? Expensive

1:25:22

um or no probably too

1:25:24

expensive. I don't think those are

1:25:26

holy grails for toy collectors I could be wrong

1:25:28

the Taco Bell bullwinkle stuff. I just got a

1:25:30

picture of a winkle with a bullhorn telling

1:25:33

gotta leave folks Just

1:25:35

ask for your crunch card On

1:25:44

the scale of Jason voices that was

1:25:46

pretty great The first one is the

1:25:48

second one the second like this yeah,

1:25:50

you're good. Okay, that's gonna it bad

1:25:53

Wait here. All right, try with confidence Rents

1:25:58

your way to five Food

1:26:00

ad-libs? I don't know, I

1:26:03

got no time to look on! Come on, little

1:26:05

dog! Pardo!

1:26:08

Blinkel and Rocky! We've all, we can't avoid

1:26:10

it. I try to do Mr. Conductor, not

1:26:12

Mr. Conductor, No, no, no, Sir Topham Hatt

1:26:14

from the Thomas cartoons is a voice for

1:26:16

my son. And it always ends

1:26:18

up in like, Thomas, Gordon, are

1:26:21

you causing confusion and delay on

1:26:23

the railway? We just can't, you

1:26:25

know, when you want to go

1:26:27

Pardo, you gotta go Pardo. Musical

1:26:30

guest, bowling fursume! Well,

1:26:33

can you give us a Bullwinkle and

1:26:36

say, Jordan Morris, you survived podcast

1:26:38

the ride. He's so great, what a thrill.

1:26:41

Jordan Morris, you survived podcast the ride!

1:26:43

Well, that stayed fully Pardo, but I

1:26:45

hope it was nice anyway. To

1:26:48

me, it was Bullwinkle. To me, I would

1:26:50

be, thanks, thanks, my Bullwinkle. Mike Hero. Yeah,

1:26:53

you visualized a big, full pants bulge, as

1:26:55

he said that. I did, yes. Yeah,

1:26:58

beautiful. Well, Jordan, let's exit through

1:27:00

the gift shop. Let's exit

1:27:03

through the gift shop. It

1:27:05

says, I, Bullwinkle, and Jordan is

1:27:07

like, you're my log. I'm

1:27:10

about to get blown up by a big

1:27:12

circular bomb. A plug away. Hey,

1:27:16

I wrote a new graphic novel that is

1:27:18

coming out July 16th. It

1:27:21

is called Youth Group, the artist by the

1:27:23

great Bowen McGurdy, who's a

1:27:25

great comics artist, you might know from

1:27:27

Spectre Inspectors and Marvel Comics. It

1:27:30

is a YA horror comedy

1:27:32

about teenage exorcists. They're

1:27:34

all in a goofy Bible study group, and they have

1:27:37

to go out and fight demons. In Orange County? In

1:27:39

Orange County? In Google Angels just now?

1:27:41

Yeah, yeah. Wow. It's pretty autobiographical

1:27:43

for something that has a lot of demon

1:27:45

fighting in it. A lot

1:27:47

of my childhood is in there. I think if you

1:27:49

were a Bible study kid, you'll find

1:27:51

a lot of good, hopefully familiar cringe in

1:27:54

there. Oh, that sounds

1:27:56

up my alley. Yeah, yeah. But

1:27:58

yeah, it was a blast. make I think it

1:28:00

really turned out gorgeous and if it sounds cool

1:28:03

to you would love a pre-order of course you

1:28:05

can pick it up on January sorry July 16th

1:28:07

but all January 6th so you

1:28:09

can find you I'll be handing

1:28:12

out copies at the Capitol. Yes

1:28:14

all demons like who might be

1:28:16

reelected I'm gonna throw one on

1:28:18

Nancy Pelosi's desk. June 6th July

1:28:20

16th but also we love a

1:28:22

pre-order it really helps books it's

1:28:24

huge so if you if you

1:28:27

think it's a cool concept go

1:28:29

to bit.ly youth group book

1:28:31

bit.ly youth group book and you can

1:28:33

see the gorgeous cover you can see

1:28:35

some of some of Bowen's

1:28:37

beautiful pages and get all those

1:28:40

pre-order links so yeah it's a little gift you can

1:28:42

give to yourself in the future a book pre-order

1:28:44

well yeah you do that anywhere you

1:28:46

get a book Amazon Barnes & Noble better yet your

1:28:48

local indie bookstore or you can

1:28:50

request it at the library. Call

1:28:55

the Burbank Library Buena Vista branch tell

1:28:57

them you're gonna want to check out

1:28:59

youth group when it drops on the

1:29:01

16th yeah and get the adventures of

1:29:03

Boris and Natasha the live that Dave

1:29:05

Thomas. Yeah not in the system for

1:29:10

Burbank or LA library. I know yeah but I bet

1:29:12

I think you're on something I think it might have

1:29:14

been. It probably got sold

1:29:16

during one of those friends of the

1:29:18

library sale. I know that they're buying

1:29:22

in 1997. Oh shit, that's the

1:29:24

hottest big ticket item. If you

1:29:26

can't sell it in the library

1:29:28

bookstores it's considered a carcinogen. Toxic

1:29:33

materials were used to create the

1:29:35

VHS. Jordan thank you

1:29:38

book sounds great everybody check

1:29:40

it out I'm gonna be gross and build

1:29:42

on your plugs because I have a specific

1:29:44

thing to plug. There is a show

1:29:46

that starts airing tonight Friday

1:29:49

May 3rd as you're hearing this the

1:29:51

show is called John Mulaney presents everybody's

1:29:53

in LA this is a series this

1:29:55

is six nights worth of a live

1:29:57

variety special series of live

1:30:00

variety specials put together and hosted by

1:30:02

the great John Mulaney and I had

1:30:04

the awesome opportunity to direct a couple

1:30:06

of the pre-taped sketches for

1:30:08

the show. Those will

1:30:10

not be on tonight as you're hearing this, but next

1:30:13

week, which is why I'm telling you, because these are

1:30:15

live, this is a live Netflix event, except not my

1:30:17

parts, that's what they'll show to bridge the, so that

1:30:19

they can take a rest while they're doing the live

1:30:21

parts, you see? I'm glad

1:30:23

they needed those because I got to come help. So

1:30:27

Tuesday and Wednesday, next week, May

1:30:29

7th and 8th, I believe that's when

1:30:31

my sketches are airing. If you see a sketch,

1:30:33

I can't say what they are, but if you

1:30:35

see a sketch with the Our Good Pal and

1:30:37

aforementioned in this episode, Ryan

1:30:39

Perez, that one is mine. This

1:30:43

show is like crazy, ambitious and funny

1:30:45

and writers got cut loose to do

1:30:47

exactly what they want to do and

1:30:49

it seemed, everybody involved is awesome, PTR

1:30:51

pals, Dave Ferguson and Stoney Sharpe did

1:30:54

a bunch of stuff and

1:30:56

I got to too. So check that

1:30:58

out next week if you have Netflix.

1:31:02

Yeah, big

1:31:04

if. You haven't sworn it off in anger

1:31:06

for some reason. But

1:31:08

yeah, hey, I did some fun stuff for it. So

1:31:10

thanks for letting me do some extra plugging. And

1:31:14

then for piggyback, look, I'm sorry, I made you like

1:31:16

share a plug spot. No, no, this is great. Let's

1:31:19

all plug. This is the end of the

1:31:22

end of Podcasts 4. Yeah,

1:31:24

I know, we should really pad it out and I don't

1:31:26

know anything. You can plug anything you want.

1:31:28

It doesn't have to be new. Oh my

1:31:30

God, I'm in a web series from over

1:31:32

a decade ago. I might be

1:31:34

in another episode of that web series, the wrestling web series.

1:31:36

The wrestling thing. I think I'm in another, I filmed a

1:31:39

scene for it. I don't know if it was cut though.

1:31:41

Great, great. So, Johnny loves

1:31:43

Taya and AEW's YouTube. I'm

1:31:46

playing the dog's agent. And I've

1:31:48

been pushing to try to get on live TV

1:31:50

because of it in the ring. Oh,

1:31:53

I see. I don't think it's going to happen. In

1:31:55

your picture, your character from the web series went

1:31:57

up here. Yes, I am canon. Johnny

1:32:01

TV and Taya Valkyrie, I am

1:32:03

their dog's agent in Hollywood.

1:32:06

And I'm trying to pitch now that I would

1:32:08

of course come out to the ring with the

1:32:10

dog and be on the phone making a deal

1:32:13

mid-entrance or something. Is

1:32:15

the ultimate goal to get hit with a folding chair? Is

1:32:17

that like you the most exciting thing that can happen? What if you

1:32:19

put yours in your head? Or a

1:32:22

pizza cutter just on the forehead? I could take the pizza cutter

1:32:24

to the forehead. Yeah, I would take a bump, is that what

1:32:26

you're asking? Yeah, I am. I would like to take a

1:32:28

bump, yeah. I don't want the dog to get hurt, but... Well, I think that would

1:32:30

be pretty cool. I think that would be pretty cool. Make sure the dog won't get hurt.

1:32:32

Yeah. But I would like to take a

1:32:34

bump, yeah. And Jason Sheridan is planning

1:32:37

a personal appearance at the Burbank Library

1:32:39

Buena Vista Branch. You can find him

1:32:41

in the Microfiche department learning more about

1:32:43

pizza. Yeah, I'll add the clear green

1:32:45

of accounting by their... Oh, yeah. Nice.

1:32:48

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I will be smoking in

1:32:51

there and they're not going to like it. But

1:32:53

I'll flip them a tin. I'll flip them a

1:32:55

tin. No way. Now we're saying,

1:32:57

well, everything's free around a library. A

1:33:00

tin is like a thousand irregular people.

1:33:02

Yeah, we do a volunteer, yeah. A

1:33:04

geriatric volunteer. You have a single slide from

1:33:06

like a Bullwinkle's live show and you're like

1:33:08

trying to zoom in and you're like, I

1:33:11

think in the background, that's Moonbeam.

1:33:14

That Moonbeam? Is that Moonbeam or is that the person,

1:33:16

a woman for the 70s? And

1:33:20

that moment ends the first episode of your

1:33:22

investigative podcast. Yeah, there's nine more. And that's

1:33:24

when you... They are interminable. So

1:33:26

we did not have enough story for this. They

1:33:29

didn't need. That could have been done in one

1:33:31

easily. It promised panoply nine hours. But Nye Hart

1:33:33

said they would prick my fucking legs and I

1:33:35

didn't get this done. You know what, this is

1:33:37

by Hart. I

1:33:41

heard scumming at you. Hey, you know, and

1:33:43

look at patreon.com/podcast thread. I don't have to say

1:33:45

all things. It can be quick. So sometimes they

1:33:47

can be quick. There. All

1:33:49

right. Thanks, Jordan. That was fun.

1:33:52

Thank you. Give me what a blast.

1:33:54

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