Grandpa: You're still having control problems, aren't you?
Grandma: I just don't feel confident, Harvey.
Grandpa: Come with me. I wanna let you in on a little secret.
[Grandpa takes Grandma's hand and they leave porch]
[Grandpa opens cabinet and takes out adult diapers]
Grandpa: Here we are. Oops! I Crapped My Pants.
Grandma: Oops! I Crapped My Pants. I've heard of those. Do they work?
Grandpa: Oops! I Crapped My Pants outperformed every bladder and bowel control product on the market today. Here, I'll show you.
[Grandma holds open diaper, Grandpa holds pitcher]
Grandpa: Imagine this pitcher of tea is really a gallon of your feces.
[Grandpa pours pitcher of tea with lemons into diaper]
Grandpa: See how its super thick protection allows for maximum absorbency without leaking.
Grandma: I'm impressed. Oops! I Crapped My Pants can hold a lot of dung.
Grandpa: And get this - Oops! I Crapped My Pants are biodegradable. Now that's good for the environment.
Grandma: Hey, how do you know so much about Oops! I Crapped My Pants?
Grandpa: Well I'm wearing them.. and I just did.
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