Been a while, but we're finally back! We're talking about episode 33, "Hatred," which asks the very important question of "How many things can you blame on being a Pisces?" Jin Ling invokes Bobby Hill, Jiang Cheng is in prime jiujiu form, and S

Grimly Moshing

Nov 18th, 2021

We had to wait for an episode where Wen Ning shows up in the first minute, but we've finally created the sequel to episode ten of this podcast! Sam of Juergen' It, Kyle X Why?, and Zero to Zero joins us this week to talk about season 3, episode

BAD THING

Oct 27th, 2021 1h 15m

Unfortunately, intended guest and Chief Cultivator of the show Caroline wasn't able to make it to this recording session, but their spirit lives on in episode 31, "Fated," which is mostly about Lan Xichen having an extremely bad time. Maybe he

He's Literally Adjective

Oct 21st, 2021 1h 50m

Marriage Story is a 2019 drama film written and directed by Noah Baumbach which follows a married couple going through a coast-to-coast divorce. Mo Dao Zu Shi season 3 episode 7, "Deviated Spirit," is a 2021 piece of web animation which follows

Nevernude City

Oct 14th, 2021 2h 17m

Today we're looking at season 3, episode 6, "The Venerated Triad," and you may ask what we can possibly say about it other than "grapefruit" and "gaa goo," but rest assured, we've got almost as many hours of podcast this week as there are sworn

My Gummi Diaphragm

Oct 6th, 2021 1h 33m

monkyIntro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia LinOutro: Mike Oldfield - Tubular Bells, arr. & perf. by DonRock the ImposterAlso used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James GalwayNoises

We're All Worried About Neil Breen

Sep 28th, 2021 1h 22m

The scent of twerk wind in the air can mean only one thing: we're talking about season 3 episode 4, "Getting Drunk!" It's a funny comedy episode all about our friend Wangy breaking edge and unleashing his funny little (huge, wide) guy vibes. Wh

Sexual Cold Steel

Sep 14th, 2021 1h 18m

This week Chief Cultivator of the show Colin joins us less to talk about season 3, episode 3, "The Dream" and more to talk about how married Song Lan and Xiao Xingchen are. In this sakuga all-timer, Xue Yang is the hotstepper, Wei Wuxian animat

My Beautiful Dark Twisted GAD

Sep 8th, 2021 1h 10m

GRAPEFRUITIntro: Carly Rae Jepsen – I Really Like You, arr. & perf. by Olivia LinOutro: Megadeth - Tornado of Souls, arr. & perf. by Yiğit Şahan YükselAlso used: Frederic Chopin – Nocturne in E-Flat, Op. 9, No. 2, perf. by James GalwayNoise

No, I'm Talking About Businessman Ass

Aug 16th, 2021 1h 36m

Get your juriken ready and prepare a joffering to jelders, because we are HYPE and our PUSSIES ARE POGGING for the first episode of donghua season 3, "Yi City!" Nie Huaisang has his jocks do some efficient hupping, Jin Ling does a tungi, Lan Wa

State of the Penis Address

Aug 6th, 2021 1h 51m

Oh, BOY, have we got news this week! Before we get to chapters 85 and 86, we discuss the onslaught of season 3 trailers and the announcement of the official English novel translations! Then we do the reading, where everybody holds the Jiggy Is

A Boy Mystery

Jul 27th, 2021 2h 1m

"Loyalty" arc? More like "BOYalty" arc! Professional Boy Enjoyer Kay of Special Grade Snax joins us this time to read chapters 83 and 84! Our nice wet friend Mr. Wen gets a zombie birthday, Jiang Cheng goes to Pride, Lan Wangji gives Wei Wuxian

Family Guy Bloody Moments

Jul 20th, 2021 1h 57m

This week, returning guest cultivator and resident Fossologist Jordan joins us to read chapters 81 and 82, parts 3 and 4 of the "Loyalty" arc, and contemplate the meaning of Gaa Goo! Su She reincarnates into George Lucas, Nie Huaisang invents M

Dage Pog

Jul 12th, 2021 1h 41m

Persons of Justice unite! Today we're reading chapters 79 and 80, parts 1 and 2 of the "Loyalty" arc, two very good chapters where a guy who sucks gets publicly owned! Su She gets copyright claimed, Wei Wuxian has a goo, Lan Wangji gets diagnos

Trou Drop Checkpoint

Jun 17th, 2021 2h 47m

Folks, we are back, and we are approaching you with three awful chapters and 6.90 Textile King of the show Sarah! We're looking at the "Nightfall" arc (chapters 76, 77, and 78), which sure is the part of the novel ever. Everyone is doing Arthur

Bonus

PodRecesses Extended Universe 2: The Beginner's Guide + Recap

May 10th, 2021 4h 5m

While Fallon is once again fighting their way out of the California Burial Mound, Roy is joined by friend of the show and newcomer to the cultivation world Rainer to have a nice relaxing four-hour discussion about what exactly Mo Dao Zu Shi is!

Call Me Precum Cause I Be Dripping

Apr 13th, 2021 2h

Happy Homestuck Day! We're honoring the occasion by discovering all the ways in which MDZS and Andrew Hussie's [VALUE JUDGMENT REDACTED] webcomic are exactly the same! Then we read chapter 75, "Distance--part II," a good chapter where Wen Ning

Flamin' Hot Cheetos (Which We All Love)

Apr 6th, 2021 2h 19m

Debate all you want about whether this qualifies as an "episode" when we spend perhaps 1/4 of it talking about chapter 74, "Distance--part I." It means nothing to either the cancelled hosts of this extremely cancelled podcast or Chief Cultivato

(Nice) Doodoo-ragonist

Mar 30th, 2021 2h 35m

We've made it to 69 (nice (funny)) episodes and 2 years of laffs! Dr. Janos Podcasts joins us this week to read chapter 73, "Recklessness--part II," a normal chapter where nothing bad happens and we all finish it feeling good and normal. Jiang

Rollin' Up Stinky

Mar 24th, 2021 2h 4m

Coming to you live from our new """"""""""studio"""""""""" (kitchen table with 2 acoustic foam squares), we're here to read chapter 72, "Recklessness--part I," and get into some clowntroversy! In this chapter, everybody heads to the Koi Tower,

He Is To Smart For School

Mar 9th, 2021 1h 26m

Gather round, slimelikers and fastboy math calculators! It is our burden to report on both chapter 71, "Departure--part III," and the latest disgraceful act of fandom rendering the internet inoperable. In this chapter, rude stinky pit boy Wei W

Qiankun Jorts

Mar 2nd, 2021 1h 19m

It's chapter 70, "Departure--part II," and we've got Chief Cultivator of the show Jared here to help us try out "entirely to damn many" funny voices! We've got a legacy of Punished Marge to uphold, after all. In this one, Jiang Yanli owns every

Look At How My Boy's Posting Cringe

Feb 23rd, 2021 2h 4m

In no good faith could we talk about the funny sex number chapter (aka "Departure--Part I") without Sworn Brother Without Manners Brooks (notes pictured). This week, we take a look at the parallels between MDZS and Ariel Needs Legs, whether it'

Joseph Robinette Bichen

Feb 17th, 2021 1h 16m

Today we wrap up the "Tendewness" arc with chapters 67 and 68, officially ending our long national nightmare of waiting to get to chapter funny 69 (nice). In this episode, MXTX shows off her degree in clickbait, Wen the not alive anymore Ning g

I Did Not Perpetrate Boneghazi

Feb 9th, 2021

We are getting dangerously close to the sex number (of both chapters AND episodes), but today, we're talking about chapters 65 & 66, parts III and IV of the "Tenderness" arc. Lan Xichen XY gets out of his freezer bed to do some bump-n-dump, Lan