The fabled episode 78 is here. Creed has returned, and we don't give a shit. The Jerky Boys had their day in the sun and Ceej relished in it. Juggalo porn is horrible and shouldn't be considered porn, Rorshach is gonna kill some teens, Rob's

PodCaust: The Beginning

Oct 4th, 2009 42m 3s

This is a special episode. The Beginning. The first episode. EVER. Only heard by about 5 people, this episode never saw the light of day. Until now. The very first ever attempt at recording our little show has been found within Rob's exte

PodCaust Episode 77: Angelina Jolie tricks a Juggalo

Sep 20th, 2009 1h 33m

RIP Patrick Swayze and Jim Carroll. We take a moment of silence before getting into a frank discussion about Ceej's skeezy liphair, the difference between bar fights and cop fights, and who we want to see throwing riddles around. Rob loathes

PodCaust Episode 76: Gym Class Zeroes

Sep 6th, 2009 1h 45m

Oh the horrors of gym class. Ceej used his big brain to get out of most it while Rob figured out how to sneak away to smoke everytime. Buddhist Monks piss off Ceej, Rob can't wait for the Ren Fest and we daydream about being superheroes. Rob

PodCaust Episode 75: What are you wearing?

Aug 23rd, 2009 1h 26m

We start off with Ceej declaring that kids shouldn't have confidence and move on to one man's harrowing journey while trying to kick the H. Rob hangs out with Bruce Leeroy, doesn't hang out with The Blues Brothers and then we talk about Avatar

PodCaust Episode 74: District G

Aug 16th, 2009 1h 51m

We finally take a fucking vacation and come back with some stupid stories. Ceej loves him some steak, Rob gets cockblocked by some Asians, and Ceej doesn't care about friendship. Rob cries during the Wrath of Khan, Ceej spoils Harry Potter and

PodCaust Episode 73: Get off my lawn

Aug 3rd, 2009 1h 47m

What's with these kids today and their bippin' and their boppin' and their hippin' and their hoppin'? We don't get it and we kindly invite you to get off of our fucking lawn. During all of this we discuss the use of CGI vs. practical effects,

PodCaust Episode 72: BANNED, now go into the shed

Jul 26th, 2009 1h 28m

If you like Marmaduke, you'll love us! Buff Headcheese gets banned and gets death threats. Rob gets semi banned and gets support. Lesley gets banned into the shed and Ceej doesn't do anything. During all of this we talk about Comic Con, Fred

PodCaust Episode 71: homeless minotaurs and bowling balls

Jul 18th, 2009 1h 43m

Rob almost dies and because of this asks Ceej to respect his final wishes. Ceej reluctantly drops some mega news, we laugh at picky eaters and discuss mind altering substances. Samwise Gamgee was a badass in Toy Soldiers, LL Cool J was suppos

PodCaust Episode 70: Busting ghosts and beating off

Jun 26th, 2009 1h 24m

The King of Pop has died. Ed is dead. David is gone and Farrah as well. Whatever shall we do? What we always do. We take a quick moment of silence before diving into the hot issues of the week: Magnum PI, autoerotic asphyxiation with spotte

PodCaust Episode 69: Crash into my Windsock

Jun 14th, 2009 58m 33s

Rob is forgetful and Ceej feels betrayed. Rob then dresses in drag and almost gets raped, Zack Morris can save the day and we hope the windsock look catches on. We make up and we discuss some random flicks (Critters, One Crazy Summer, The Stan

PodCaust Episode 68: Ewok Excalibur Extravaganza

Jun 7th, 2009 1h 23m

Ceej talks about the lack of haunted houses in his search for a perfect home. Then we discuss the epicness that was E3. Microsoft won, Sony did their best and Nintendo has just lost it. There are a lot of new games coming out and some exciting

PodCaust Episode 67: Battle Cat goes to 11

May 31st, 2009 48m 44s

Taking this back to basics here yet again. We love the hell out of the new show, Obsessed and we discuss how fucked up those people are. Ceej finally checks out Night of the Comet and we have a serious discussion about joing the military. Ro

PodCaust Episode 66: Ceej gets his drink on

May 24th, 2009 1h 54m

And the first seal has been broken: Ceej actually drinks during the episode and gets drunk. Rob spoils the shit out of the new Terminator movie around 5:00 - 13:00 so skip ahead if you don't want to be spoiled. We learn that CJ finally admits t

PodCaust Episode 65: Bangarang in Bangarang out

May 17th, 2009 1h 36m

It pays to be nice to your server and if you decide not to, make sure you have backup. We discuss the merits of Ralph Bakshi and why Roger Rabbit kicks ass. Rob totally would have tried to nail Boof and Jordan and competetive eating may be ri

PodCaust Episode 64: Replicants vs. Crips

May 10th, 2009 2h 21m

Just how much does it suck buying a house? Ceej will tell us tales of ratipedes, mystery spots and much, much more. Then we chat about celebrity chefs, SNL, and intelligent science fiction movies. What are some of the best/worst movie to vide

PodCaust Episode 63: Sagen Sie mein Namensweibchen!

Apr 26th, 2009 1h 24m

What's our name? PODCAUST! We brainstorm other ideas and entertain the thought of Cj being the leader. Cj describes how he could make the Saw franchise relevant and Rob gets super excited about a trip back to the Predator universe. The Russ

PodCaust Episode 62: It's the smell

Apr 19th, 2009 1h 29m

It's one of THOSE episodes. You know, drunken and rambling... Would we make good stand up comedians? Rob wouldn't, but Ceej would kill. Crank it up to 11 and get prepared for to hear drunken commentary on the following subjects: DDR, Happy

PodCaust Episode 61: a gold watch and a whore bot

Apr 11th, 2009 1h 39m

Coming soon: PodCaust The Movie...We self indulge for a bit with our musical project and then we move on to the hot topics of the day: Robot Sex, hauntings, Tony Todd, Cloud and the Downward Spiral and some listener mail!

PodCaust Episode 60: Push it to the limit

Mar 22nd, 2009 1h 40m

We push it to the limit, in both our normal lives and our lives on the island. What would Saved by the Bell be like if George Orwell wrote it? CJ loves the McChicken, Rob idolized Carl Winslow and we both enjoy Star Trek. UHF rocks the house

PodCaust Episode 59: kickin' it old skool

Mar 14th, 2009 1h 2m

We go back to basics with this one. No segments and lots of rambling. Watchmen was great and people just need to accept that. We go off on a tangent involving the backlash. Then we come back together to discuss IT, Eastbound and Down, and t

PodCaust Episode 58: Respect the purple flame

Mar 1st, 2009 1h 30m

We're fucking indestructible and will down forward punch you fools. In the face. But before all of this we chat about LOST, Matt Frewer, The Lost Boys, MST3k, uncomfortable erections, scar-fucking and Sam Rockwell. It's one of those episodes

PodCaust Episode 57: Everywhere you look

Feb 22nd, 2009 2h 3m

CJ misses Dear John and hates the smell of old people. Noone propositioned us for sex at the casino. Tobe Hooper apparently offended CJ with his shitty directing. Randy Quaid kicks some alien ass, The Wrestler pins CJ, and Brent Spiner rocks

PodCaust Episode 56: Segments

Feb 8th, 2009 56m 40s

We have our fingers on the pulse of entertainment for we are serious business. We also have a lot of new segments. We chat about Lost, Bill Murray movies, our favorite shitty television shows and more.

PodCaust Episode 55: gay figgly wombat poop

Feb 1st, 2009 1h 19m

We chat about LOST, ghosts and who'll win the Puppy Bowl. GI JOE could be fucking awesome in a wierd way. We have our first commentary on our own podcast when a segment goes totally wrong. Resident Evil 5 sucks and we have good vibrations.