Podland is an entirely new country in the world; population one. When I arrived here after a freak pedalo incident there was already a laptop set up with broadband connection, but that’s pretty much it. I’m going to start a podcast because to be honest it’s pretty boring at the moment and the monkeys here are starting to get on my nerves.

In each episode someone new will hopefully arrive to live on Podland, eventually it will hopefully be a bit like that book ‘The Beach’ (before everyone went mental). All arrivals will be from the comedy world because I need a laugh. Together we shall discuss ideas that will help make Podland excellent. This could range from ideas about Patron Saints, Infrastructure and National Holidays to Laws and Education. Anything can be suggested. Imagine a cross between Sim City and Room 101! If you’d like to suggest any ideas then please email them to [email protected].