Jim is back and he is saluting Mom's everywhere...but mostly his. He celebrates a guy for not being dead, Tommy Lasorda for being belligerent and calls out a girl for not having high enough goals. Jim starts to put the pieces together for Samuel L Jackson's next blockbuster, involving the world's first Swiss villain and the catch phrase"I'm tired of these Mother Flowing Snow globes, on this Mother flowing Plane!". Jim is really sad for the youth of America, feels vindicated for his dislike of Brown University students and has a lot of thoughts on society.