From the ruins of a failed search for lads magazines, our heroic podcasting duo stumble upon gold. Big, gay rainbows of pure gold. Ross embarks on a painful journey deep within to discover the truth about his love of a sweet root (vegetable). Hayley rides a lilac pommel horse to within an inch of its life in a desperate bid to attract sperm donors. Finally, in a rare display of intelligence and coherent sentence formation, we give our official "love or nah" verdict for the upcoming marriage equality plebiscite.