http://pokerknave.com catches up with the latest shenanigans on the trials and tribulations of 'Dad at 13' Alfie Patten aged 13. His partner Chantelle Stedman - aged 15 has been accused by Richard Goodsell - aged 16 and Tyler Barker - aged 14 of having more sleeping partners than just our hero Alfie.

Meanwhile Dennis Patten and Alfie's mother Nicola are both trying to screw the media companies for as much money as possible and have called in Max Clifford after The Sun newspaper have apparently reneged on a deal for £25,000.