Donald Trump announces his testosterone levels, Chinese people invented toilet paper and (maybe) pizza, Bruce Horowitz tells women to lose the engagement ring during job interviews, and Mike commits an on-campus crime at dawn.

SHOW NOTES

Follow-up

• Pastor thinks people who don’t stand should get shot
• Utah rodeo salutes the confederate flag

Trumped up

• Trump’s campaign as exercise routine 
• “Hillary Clinton and her campaign of 2008 started the birther controversy”
• “Warming up the gas chamber”
• Trump brags about dumping travel corps

Stupid shit my friends post

• White people have done everything good that has ever been done

Poorly Summarized science

• Trump has more testosterone than you

Poorly Summarized news

• Don’t wear your engagement ring to a job interview

Eye candy

• Richard Serra’s East-West/West-East