It’s time to review a Paris Hilton movie! Paris Hilton is well known for her roles in Django Unchained, Reservoir Dogs, and Rocky XXX. 

Pledge This isn’t just another college movie: it’s officially the worst college movie ever to be conceived by a living organism. In a stroke of pure genius, Paris is somehow simultaneously the villain, the good guy, the main star, and the supporting actress. God help us all. We also discuss a whole smorgasbord of good films out in cinemas now, including: The Hateful Eight, The Revenant, Room, Deadpool, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, and The Big Short. Next week we’re being subjected to Anatolia’s very best: Turks In Space.