In this month's live show, Elizabeth and Sarah discuss the end of a long road, champagne and dirty cowboys, long-distance relationships, the miracle of henna, the patron saints of booze and table flipping, and tipsy toasts.

Porch Club 24: Umbrella in a Sh*tstorm

May 20th, 2017 1h 24m

This week, Elizabeth and Sarah discuss how best to survive the absolute worst life throws at you. Topics of conversation: Elizabeth has forgotten how to shower, a GJ Corban naming competition, Sarah makes a moniker mistake, strowborry body bott

Porch Club 23: Canadian Shirley Temple

May 9th, 2017 1h 46m

In this special episode of Porch Club, Elizabeth and Sarah are joined by Lily for a discussion of mental health, mall embarrassment, bad nicknames and amazing women.

Porch Club 22: Marry, Bug, Kill (LIVE)

May 1st, 2017 1h 15m

In this live episode of Porch Club, Elizabeth and Sarah play a rousing game of MFK, and answer #PorchClubQs on comfort food, second languages, couch surfing and R&J Supper Club.

Porch Club 21: Safe Sex Segue

Apr 21st, 2017 1h 22m

Elizabeth and Sarah talk fashion, style, and personal aesthetic. Also, they go on a five-minute tirade about safe sex, which was unanticipated.

Porch Club 20: Nigella Is Somebody’s Something

Apr 15th, 2017 1h 21m

This week, Elizabeth and Sarah tackle questions of creativity and artistry, and the obligation of the artist to drink deep from life. Plus, #PorchClubQs on building a maximum-security joy vault, loving black jelly beans, shrugging off creative

Porch Club 19: We Need Splashback Scientists

Apr 7th, 2017 1h 42m

Elizabeth and Sarah take a week off as Vinton and Alastair take over the porch to discuss masculinity, male role models, being physical, the intersection of gender and sexuality, how good Elizabeth's Old Fashioneds are, and what they love most

Porch Club 18: Bone Luge Betrayal (LIVE)

Apr 1st, 2017 1h 25m

Welcome to a very special Porch Club Live, featuring Vinton Bayne as the guest-host of the hottest game show in Pawnee, Know Your Boo!

Porch Club 17: Brushing Fingers With Racy

Mar 24th, 2017 1h 27m

Sarah is forming a terrible habit of using the best joke in the episode as the title. Ah, well. This week, Elizabeth and Sarah read letters they’ve written to themselves. Topics of discussion: defining yourself, spring wardrobes, Ulta and Sepho

Porch Club 16: Microwaved Bone Luge

Mar 18th, 2017 55m 41s

This week on Porch Club, Liz and Sarah are joined by special guest and fellow OddWonk Leslie Schipa! The three talk about having a gypsy soul (or a sedentary soul in Sarah's case). Topics of conversation: clubbing on the porch, Ty Beanie Baby C

Porch Club 15: Splankna and Spirits (Or: Bowels and Booze)

Mar 10th, 2017 1h 17m

This week, Liz and Sarah have a serious discussion about faith, spirituality, and identity. It gets kind of heavy for a bit. Liz discusses church hurt, Christian mysticism, and says "noir" wrong twice. Sarah chats about uncertainty, not knowing

Porch Club 14: Everything Is A Social Construct

Mar 5th, 2017 1h 41m

This week, Liz and Sarah talk freely about femininity, beauty and loveliness, personal value, and give lots of real lifestyle advice on their (kinda) lifestyle podcast! Thanks to our very special guest, Lily!

Slytherpuffs and Gryffinclaws

Feb 24th, 2017 1h 29m

This week, Liz and Sarah give their first ever live Porch Club, sort lots of characters into their Hogwarts houses, discuss nicknames and nightmares, bad habits and breaking crystal, and completely lose control of the live chat.

Femininity, Class, And Punches

Feb 11th, 2017 48m 26s

This week, Liz returns from New York City with stories of oysters, fancy theater adventures and OddWonk love.

Boys in the House

Feb 4th, 2017 1h 51m

This week, Liz is on vacation in New York flirting with pirates.

A Rescue Mission (Kinda)

Jan 27th, 2017 2h 17m

This week, Liz and Sarah are joined by special guests Vinton Bayne and Alastair Stephens.

Boundaries and Borders

Jan 20th, 2017 1h 8m

Much to Sarah’s horror, we finally tell The Borders Story this week while talking about good friendships and good boundaries. And since we had the week from hell, we asked for the most ridiculous #PorchClubQs you could throw at us, to amazing r

What Am Positive

Jan 13th, 2017 1h 16m

Liz and Sarah are doing an actual “lifestyle” thing this week: how to be positive! In an extra surprise twist, Sarah took three pages of notes and spends most of this episode telling you how to cultivate an environment of optimism and positivit

Eulogy for 2016

Jan 5th, 2017 1h 13m

Happy New Year! It’s 2017, or as Sarah would say, Twenty-Sweven-Teen. But nobody else is saying that. This week, Liz talks about journaling, personal growth, holiday jam on pumpernickel rye, and determines alcoholic drinks for the five stages o

Moana (DPDM Special)

Dec 22nd, 2016 1h 17m

Liz and Sarah (and special guest Lily) finally went to see Moana! So this week, they’re doing a very special Disney Princess Deathmatch episode of Porch Club! Will Moana blow all the other princesses out of the water? Support us on Patreon! (He

The Hypocrite’s Guide to Self-Care

Dec 16th, 2016 1h 25m

Liz and Sarah give advice on self-care, with hilariously endearing results. Liz chats yoga, doughnut carapaces, ungodly amounts of tea, and how Scotch goes with Popcorn. Sarah discusses consuming mostly soda, Plant Nanny, rusty blood, and also

Thank You, Thank You, Thank You

Dec 9th, 2016 1h 28m

A bunch of our stuff got stolen and it turns out relying on the kindness of internet strangers is the way to make it through the day. Liz talks gratitude, limousines, and yard work. Sarah talks depression, summer camp, and also she became the P