After a brief/slightly lengthy interlude we are back! This week we climb aboard Cycle 1 Episodes 7 + 8 and announce our first ever America's Next Top Model. We are all thrilled. Join us as we ruthlessly cut the remaining contestants and once again deal with religious discrimination (there is a theme this season) and all the problems associated with judging young women on their looks in 2003! What a hoot. You can tell Ashleigh usually writes these, can't you?