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3:12

This is from the live show that Kelly and I

3:14

did in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania in 2022. This

3:18

is the Potterless portion of a half-and-half show,

3:20

so this was the second act of the

3:22

show where we did a wizard on survivor.

3:24

It's one of the earlier wizard on survivor

3:26

formats that we've done, and I

3:28

think that since this show, we've kind

3:30

of expanded the format a little bit in

3:32

terms of getting the crowd interacting with us

3:34

more for making the decisions. This one, because

3:36

Kelly is a survivor expert, I was deferring

3:38

to her a lot to help us make

3:40

the final calls, but I think this is

3:43

a really fun one to listen to because

3:45

this is Kelly and I kind of starting

3:47

to figure out this format that I have

3:49

used at many live shows since. So I

3:51

think you will enjoy this episode still. We've

3:53

built upon the last survivor, which I posted

3:55

to the feed recently with Eric Schneider, and

3:57

this one is, you know, us.

4:00

starting to figure out the format and it's fun

4:02

and especially if you like Survivor, Kelly gets very

4:04

much in the weeds of the game so that's

4:06

really fun but if you don't understand Survivor that's

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into this episode where I am joined by

4:45

Kelly Schubert live in Philly to do Wizard

4:47

on Survivor Silver Linings Edition. It

5:06

was good everybody! As

5:11

you'll note Kelly did a full costume change

5:14

I did a partial costume change. I

5:16

was told full costume change I did

5:18

not realize you were just changing your

5:20

shirt. I also. I had different hair

5:22

I went full out. I also changed

5:24

my socks. How

5:28

dare you? Very important things. Okay well

5:30

hopefully everybody had a wonderful intermission. We

5:32

are here now for the Potter List

5:34

portion of the show. All right

5:38

all right so yeah we're gonna do a

5:40

fun little more get

5:42

a little loose do a little more improv type thing

5:44

for a little bit and the show Q&A it's gonna

5:47

be a blast. Now Kelly is one

5:49

of the biggest survivor nuts that I know.

5:51

She loves to watch the show a whole

5:53

heck of a lot. You've recently just marathon

5:56

through like two or three seasons. Yeah another

5:58

couple seasons. And rapid succession. When

6:00

I do the thing where I don't pay attention for

6:02

the first couple of episodes and then by episode six

6:04

I'm watching the rest of the season with her So

6:07

I get to skip the more boring episodes and then

6:09

you know once the unimportant people are gone. I'm locked

6:11

in It's a great balance. I love it. She catches

6:13

me up on things. I miss lovely. No, we're

6:16

gonna be doing another Wizard on survivor It's gonna

6:18

be a little more condensed since we only have

6:20

half of the show to do this year So

6:23

in this world of survivor, we are

6:25

going to be taking it up from

6:27

post merge So if

6:29

anyone has watched survivor usually of two or three tribes

6:31

and then eventually when you get like 10 or 12

6:33

people left Sometimes

6:36

a little less they'll merge all the tribes

6:38

together and then instead of doing head-to-head stuff

6:40

for the immunity challenges It's just all solo

6:42

stuff. So all these challenges here that I've

6:45

got laid out which Kelly does not know

6:47

what they are Gonna see

6:49

who would come out with the immunity challenges then

6:51

talk about who we think would maybe try to

6:53

vote each other out and ultimately We'll have a

6:55

winner now We always have some sort of theme

6:58

when we do these survivor shows We've done like

7:00

a heroes versus villain kind of thing because survivor

7:02

the TV show does this they do like blood

7:04

versus water Where it's like family members.

7:06

I've heard that the first blood versus water is actually

7:08

good and the second one is bad. Yes Okay,

7:11

I haven't seen either one cuz I heard But

7:14

sometimes they'll have gimmick seasons they'll have like

7:16

oh, it's all the winners coming back Whatever

7:18

so what we're doing for this wizard on

7:21

survivor is wizard on survivor Silver

7:23

Linings Edition and that is my

7:25

polite way of saying the B

7:27

teams Basically, it's

7:29

all of the people when I've looked at

7:31

different groups people who were cool But not

7:33

necessarily like the head people in charge So

7:36

representing like the main character arc

7:39

are cool people but not necessarily

7:41

in charge are Neville Longbottom and

7:43

Luna Lovegood From

7:46

the bad side of things from like

7:48

the Draco cohort of it all We've

7:50

got blaze the beanie and pansy Parkinson

7:53

From the evil death eater section of

7:55

it all we've got Peter Pettigrew and

7:58

Fenrir grayback from the

8:00

working for the... I like the merburs. From

8:04

the Ministry of Magic section of it all,

8:06

we've got Kingsley Shacklebull and Arthur Weasley. And

8:09

then for teachers at Hogwarts, we've

8:11

got Professor Flitwick and Madame Hooch.

8:14

So those are the 10 folks that we have.

8:16

I tried to pull from very different areas so

8:18

that it wouldn't be too lopsided in terms of,

8:20

oh, all these people group together, all these people

8:23

group together. So what we're going to do is

8:25

going to turn to you in the audience to

8:27

help us determine which of these seven random challenges

8:29

we will go through because we'll end with a

8:31

final three. So can I just

8:33

hear a number between one through seven? Four!

8:35

Thank you very much. So we're doing challenge

8:38

four. Reminder, we've got Neville,

8:41

Luna, Zabini, Pansy, Edigrew, Greyback,

8:43

Kingsley, Arthur Weasley, Flitwick, and

8:45

Hooch. All there. Okay. Now,

8:48

challenge number four is your classic sort

8:51

of physical slash mental combo challenge in

8:53

Survivor. Usually in Survivor, this involves you

8:55

doing some sort of manual labor to

8:58

acquire a key that then unlocks a

9:00

box that gives you puzzle pieces. And

9:02

after you swim across water, you can

9:05

put the puzzle together. Classic. Your classic

9:07

Survivor challenge, which I would just love

9:09

to be in the, I guess the

9:12

writers' room for that where someone's like,

9:14

what if they were, uh, I don't

9:16

know, on a barge and they got

9:19

a job. So I want to be on

9:21

the crew for that because apparently what they do is they

9:23

build the full challenges out and then they have the crew

9:26

compete in the challenges to see if they're too hard

9:28

or too easy. And then also to film them because

9:30

right before they show a challenge of the actual people

9:32

doing it, they show you how it's supposed to work

9:34

with a crew member doing it. And that's what I

9:36

want to be. I want to be one of those people.

9:38

I want to be on the crew. I want to be

9:40

just the person that they do in the film portion when

9:42

it's one of the endurance challenges where you have to hold

9:44

on to something for a long amount of time or you

9:46

have to not fall off of something. They always show what

9:48

it looks like when someone fails and they

9:51

always just fall. Cause like usually these things are like,

9:53

you know, you're trying to hold something and then you

9:55

lose so much that you drop it. But because they're

9:57

just filming it, like the people look perfectly fine. And

9:59

then they. either let go or just fall off of

10:01

something, and I would be that guy where it's just

10:03

like, you're standing on this and you're like, oh,

10:06

I got probes! I wanna be

10:08

that. Anyway, the one that I've designed here that's

10:10

very on brand Harry Potter-wise is that

10:13

you're on brooms. Oh, we should

10:15

pick a location. We even

10:17

picked a place. I usually do it

10:19

based on the Wizarding Schools, which are

10:21

all over the place and have really

10:23

bad names, because J.K. Rowling usually just

10:25

did Wizard School in whatever language it

10:27

was. The Brazilian one is Casolo Bruxo,

10:29

which is literally Portuguese for

10:31

magic school. Famously

10:34

Hogwarts is not called magic school.

10:37

So stupid, gosh. Why

10:40

did we think she was good? What

10:44

are all of the different schools? Dermstring,

10:47

oh, Mahoutacoro. I think I've done one there

10:49

before. Oh, let's do Wagadoo. This is the

10:52

one in Africa. We won't go into how

10:54

bad J.K. Rowling is about writing Africa, because

10:56

she's usually like, Africa's just a country, right?

10:59

So this is Wagadoo version of

11:01

Survivor. So they're in the African

11:03

wilderness. I don't know what, I think

11:06

it's supposed to be in like a new gondola, but I'm

11:08

not positive, because I've already closed out the HP Wiki page,

11:10

because we need to get moving. Now,

11:12

in this challenge, they have to fly on

11:14

brooms to grab puzzle pieces, which

11:16

are like in bags on Quidditch

11:18

rings. So they fly, grab the bags,

11:21

and then they have to return to a different

11:23

area where they are assembling a puzzle. What

11:25

does the puzzle put together? Well, it's Quidditch themed.

11:27

It's a big picture of Ludo Bagnon. From

11:31

all of the folks here, who do you think would be

11:34

good at this? Initially, I feel

11:36

like the strongest flyers would be Madame

11:38

Hooch. I feel like Kings

11:40

of Shacklebolt probably knows his way around a

11:42

broom. Wootwick,

11:44

I think would be good at the puzzle portion.

11:46

Arthur Weasley as well, because he'd be like, muggles

11:48

do these things called puzzles. It

11:52

doesn't always matter who is the fastest in

11:54

the physical part of it. Very true, very true. Usually,

11:56

it varies a lot in the

11:58

physical portion of the- but in

12:01

the overall time of the

12:03

challenge, that's just a small percentage. And you can be

12:05

the last one to the puzzle and then

12:07

still win at the puzzle because they take a

12:09

long time. That's very true. So my thought is

12:11

although you may have an advantage in the flying,

12:14

even if you're the last one, you're not out of it. Okay,

12:16

so maybe Hooch does well in the flying, but she

12:18

struggles a bit in the puzzle. So maybe we're looking

12:20

for someone who could kind of check both boxes. A

12:23

little bit of both, right. I feel like Kingsley could

12:25

check both boxes. I feel like Zabini could check both

12:27

boxes. I don't know if he's confirmed on the Quidditch

12:29

team, but he feels like he's on the Slytherin Quidditch

12:31

team. I don't remember. I

12:33

don't either. I've only read the books once. I've

12:36

read them so many times that I don't remember. My

12:40

head's just all full of pretty jacks in now. That's all that I

12:42

read now. That's it. I

12:46

think either Zabini, Kingsley,

12:48

Hooch, from those three, who do you think would

12:50

win at this challenge and who wins immunity? Hooch.

12:54

Okay, maybe she has the lead. It feels

12:56

like it's getting really close with the comeback,

12:58

but then she's able to hold it off

13:01

and complete the puzzle before Kingsley can make

13:03

a stunning comeback. It's not to say that the

13:05

flying part doesn't matter, because sometimes you win by seconds. All

13:08

right. Well done. So Hooch has immunity.

13:10

She cannot be voted off. With our roster here, they

13:12

have to pick someone to be voted off of the

13:14

island. What route do you

13:16

think they would go this early in the

13:19

post-merge stage? Are they immediately trying to get

13:21

rid of people that they think are risks

13:23

in terms of challenge beast potential? Do you

13:25

think that they're gonna get rid of people

13:28

that they think are more cunning? I'm

13:31

laughing because immediately they're

13:33

getting rid of Fenrir, because

13:35

as soon as he gets hungry, he's

13:37

gonna eat somebody. Okay. As soon

13:40

as he mentions him on the cap,

13:42

I'm like, oh, he's gone. He's probably already eaten

13:44

two of his tribe mates. I'm

13:47

pretty sure any logical person is not playing

13:49

with that. I think that's good. I think

13:51

that makes sense. You'll see sometimes in Survivor, you have

13:53

the thing where everybody hates one person, and then once

13:55

they get the opportunity to vote them off, they just

13:57

do it and they don't even worry about it. And

14:00

then sometimes Survivor does the thing where you have two

14:02

tribal councils in one episode because it's so boring there's

14:04

no deliberation. Everyone's like, yeah, we're getting rid of Fender

14:06

of Greyback. He's a cannibal. We're

14:09

voting him off. Yeah. So I think

14:11

that makes sense. He's a cannibal and this is a

14:13

game where you're supposed to get really hungry, so... Right,

14:16

yeah. No? Good point. Okay, so he's gone. Easy peasy.

14:18

Now, can I get another number between 1 and 7?

14:20

That is not 4. 2, thank you

14:22

very much. Okay, so this next challenge is

14:24

one of the endurance challenges. But one of the

14:26

ones where you have to hold something for a

14:28

long time and the last one remaining wins.

14:30

So what I've come up with here is

14:33

that they have to hold a really heavy

14:35

dragon egg. And they have this thing sometimes

14:37

in Survivor where they have to like... Things

14:40

will change after a certain increment of time.

14:42

So I'm imagining you have to hold it

14:44

down and then slowly but surely you have

14:46

to raise it like this. Ultimately

14:48

where you have it exactly 90

14:50

degrees out and it's really strenuous

14:52

to hold. Usually when they do it

14:54

that way it's like tied to something where if

14:57

you like drop the angle then like some jar

14:59

smashes somewhere. And then that's how they know that

15:01

you're doing it. Yeah, maybe there's like a rope

15:03

at the top of it or something and it sets

15:05

off a pulley system and breaks a

15:07

thing. A pulley system that raises a flag and

15:09

breaks a clay pot full of

15:11

rice that goes everywhere. I want to be

15:14

on the team that designs those things. It's like, all

15:16

right, you design the challenge. I'll design the mechanism that

15:18

breaks the clay pot. I

15:21

mean, look, I think gender

15:23

reveal baby things are very silly and stupid.

15:26

We should just instead make fun gadgets and

15:28

get those what they do on Survivor to

15:30

break things or smoke comes out. Now

15:33

in this challenge, we've got Neville, Luna,

15:36

Zabini, Pansy Parkinson, Peter Pettigrew, Kings of

15:38

Shacklebolt, Arthur Weasley, Flitwick and Hooch. Who

15:40

do we think has the endurance to

15:42

hold on for all of this? Who's

15:44

on the bottom right now? So who

15:46

needs it the most because endurance challenges

15:48

are mental. Pettigrew might be on

15:51

the bottom just because the only other Death Eater

15:53

in the mix was Greyback and he's gone. I

15:55

also feel like Pettigrew in terms of an endurance challenge,

15:57

like he's been through a lot. live

16:00

as a rat. You had to act as a rat for decades.

16:04

Yeah. Jackie's pretending

16:06

to be a weasily. He hates the

16:09

weasily. But is he also too

16:11

jittery to hold something still then for that

16:13

long as a rat? Yeah,

16:15

but I guess in this particular one,

16:17

it's not one of the balancing ones.

16:19

So I don't think jitters matter. You

16:21

can be really wobbly. I feel like

16:23

if he's got enough determination to be

16:25

a rat for so long, literally

16:27

and figuratively, and then also to cut

16:29

off his own hand during the books.

16:32

Like I feel like this guy has

16:34

ultimate dedication and he really does need

16:36

it. I think Pettigrew is the clear

16:38

favorite in this situation. I also think

16:40

that actually Pettigrew might be doing all

16:42

right around camp. Like he might just

16:45

every now and then turn into a rat and

16:47

then go like find food. Oh, so

16:49

he's a big asset. I would imagine that he's

16:51

like actually doing all right as far as like

16:53

eating food. And also, I think that

16:56

the part I would have the most trouble

16:58

with on Survivor is at night when

17:00

all of the footage of all the

17:02

rats coming into there like shelters and

17:04

stuff. And I think he'd be completely

17:06

unfazed by all of that. That's true.

17:09

But I agree with you that I think that if

17:11

he wants it the most, if he feels that he's

17:13

on the bottom, give him one. So

17:15

Pettigrew wins immunity in this challenge. Someone's

17:17

got to get voted off. It can't

17:20

be Pettigrew, but it could be Neville,

17:22

Luna, Zabini, Pansy, Kingsley, Arthur, Flitwick, or

17:24

Hooch. At this point in

17:26

the game, they've gotten rid of the clear,

17:28

you know, person who's killing the vibes or

17:30

the humans on the tribe. Do

17:33

you think there's a person at this point, are

17:35

they going to try to go for someone that

17:37

they fear is good at challenges? Are they going

17:39

to try to get someone out that they fear

17:41

is more cunning? What kind of

17:44

angle happens at this stage in the

17:46

game? I think at this point, alliances

17:48

are probably starting to form.

17:50

And when an alliance is new,

17:54

like at this point, we're at nine people,

17:56

right? So the most you're hoping for

17:58

is five people in your alliance right

18:00

now. And then you want to get

18:02

clearly ahead. So where are the alliance

18:04

lines forming? One of

18:06

the other side is going home. Even if

18:09

you perceive your own alliance as threats, it's

18:11

not time to take them out yet because

18:13

there'll be time for that later. Right now you need the

18:15

clear majority. Sure, if you're

18:17

going by majority in that case, there is

18:19

a bit of a split between like kind

18:22

of good and evil because you could go

18:24

with like the professors and the ministry people

18:27

and the Hogwarts kids. And

18:29

that would give them the majority. But Pettigrew does

18:31

have the immunity. So I don't know if that

18:33

gives him any sort of sway. Doesn't

18:37

give him sway, which gives him protection. Right,

18:39

OK. Then I could see

18:41

maybe people think Zabini,

18:44

like he's young, he's athletic, he

18:47

could be a threat that they might want to not have win

18:49

challenges. On the flip side, I feel like the other people, Kingsley

18:51

feels like a big threat. But I don't know if there's enough

18:53

votes to get him off. Oh, if I'm sitting

18:56

there, I'm thinking I want

18:58

to go with Kingsley to the last six and

19:00

then he's gone. You want to hold him on a

19:02

little bit longer. I want to hold him on a

19:04

little bit longer on my alliance. So maybe we've got

19:06

some things where like the kids team up, they

19:09

fear Zabini more than pansy. They're

19:12

worried about Pettigrew but he has immunity so they can't

19:14

get him. So maybe they take the time to try

19:16

to reduce the numbers. Zabini goes home, they don't have

19:18

the numbers to. I think he's also more of a

19:21

strategic threat. You don't want

19:23

him kind of infiltrating your

19:25

head game. OK. So the

19:28

powers that be work to get Blaze

19:30

Zabini out of there. But it's OK,

19:32

Blaze. One day you'll be rewritten as

19:35

the only Slytherin that didn't leave. That's

19:37

my headcanon versus Zabini. He's the only

19:39

guy that didn't touch at the end.

19:42

All right, now can I get a number between

19:44

one and four that is not, or sorry, between

19:46

one and seven that is not two or four?

19:49

All right, seven I heard right there. All

19:51

right, so seven. OK, now this is a

19:54

special one. This is the

19:56

spicier one. It's usually a

19:58

challenge that is. is a reward

20:01

challenge, but we're gonna kind of combine

20:03

it into an immunity challenge. We're doing the

20:06

survivor auction. Survivor auction. Survivor auction is

20:08

always a classic one, usually when there's

20:10

like about this many people left. They usually

20:12

do an auction where they give everybody

20:14

like 500 American US dollars

20:16

in an envelope, and then

20:19

they have an auction where part of it, they

20:21

usually start off with just like some very simple,

20:23

like it's a platter and there's food on it,

20:25

and you can get food. They usually proceed this

20:27

episode with everyone complaining about how hungry they are,

20:29

and then Jeff Probst is like, what's up guys? I

20:33

feel like that's probably happening at this point, but

20:36

yeah, usually you start with just people ordering

20:38

up different food, and some people

20:41

who aren't like as dedicated to the game spend

20:43

their money on the food. The folks who are

20:45

more dedicated towards the game, or maybe people who

20:47

are more scared that they're gonna get voted off,

20:49

they hold their money because at the end, there's

20:51

usually two things that happen. One will

20:53

give a clue for a hidden immunity idol, and

20:55

then one will let you like give a big

20:57

advantage for the challenge immunity. So what I think

20:59

for this one we'll do is, we'll

21:02

first kind of determine who's in for the

21:04

intense portion of it, versus who's gonna just

21:06

get food. Like Ron's not here,

21:08

but Ron would spend $500 on the first food

21:10

thing that shows up. But I think from

21:13

this, let's pick one person to just like get

21:15

the advantage that has them win the subsequent immunity,

21:18

and then one person gets the hidden immunity, which

21:20

will like come into play. Who do

21:22

we think goes for, I feel like, who

21:25

do we think would go for food right away? I

21:28

feel like Arthur Weasley might be enamored by food. I think

21:30

so. I think he's been around Molly's cooking for a

21:32

long time, and he's really like Ron,

21:34

not equipped for going hungry. Right, yeah.

21:36

I think Luna also, they do a

21:38

thing where, after they bring out

21:40

the food, they usually bring things covered with a lid,

21:43

and they either have like really good food underneath, or

21:45

it'll be like pig's brain or something. I feel like

21:48

Luna would go for the thing in the lid, and

21:50

she would get the gross thing, and be very excited

21:52

about it. Like she'd be so stoked to eat pig's

21:54

brain or whatever. And they also

21:56

do the thing where sometimes you'll buy

21:59

something and they... you can either have

22:01

this chocolate cake that you just bought for $300 or we will

22:03

give you a

22:06

full bag of rice and a full bag of

22:08

beans for back at camp. The person always picks

22:10

the rice and beans for back at camp because

22:12

it wins you favor and it wins you and

22:14

your team food for the upcoming days. Okay, yeah,

22:16

but what if Pansy pork and stuff like that? But I was going

22:18

to say, if Pansy is like not with my chocolate cake. That

22:20

could be very, yeah, if Pansy or Pettigrew got

22:23

it, I could see them not

22:25

going for their group because they think they're such

22:27

a minority who cares. I would imagine that if

22:29

Pettigrew got it, he would say, no, I

22:31

know that nobody likes me. Yeah, I'm

22:33

gathering my food as a rat anyway, so I don't need

22:35

it. I like the two, one of the two of them

22:38

doing those sorts of things. Yeah, I never hate them. It

22:40

never happens. Who do we think is in for the long

22:42

haul, strategic wise? I feel like, maybe

22:44

Neville, maybe Neville. Because I feel like Neville would

22:46

be so good at foraging food in the wilderness

22:48

that he wouldn't be very hungry. He'd be like, oh,

22:50

I can eat all these leaves and stuff. Or

22:52

he's like in the ocean getting all like, I

22:54

think he's fine. So I feel like he might be

22:56

able to hold out for a thing. I

22:59

also feel like Flitwick feels very

23:02

strategic and like he would want to

23:04

hold out. If he's the master of charms,

23:06

that feels very brainy. He's Ravenclaw, head of

23:09

house. He feels like he would also save

23:11

it for the strategic purpose of the advantage

23:13

later in the game. That's true. He's

23:15

also older though, and he may

23:17

need the food more than the younger spry guys

23:20

who can kind of like go

23:22

a little hungrier. So in that case, do you think Kingsley

23:24

maybe holds off? Ooh, yeah.

23:27

Okay, so between Kingsley and

23:30

Neville are two strategy heads

23:32

here. Do we just want to flip a

23:34

coin of who gets it? Yeah, flip a coin. Okay,

23:37

I'm just going to Google coin

23:39

flip. All right,

23:42

heads, the hidden immunity goes to

23:44

Neville. Tails, the hidden immunity

23:46

goes to Kingsley. Oh,

23:48

wow, there's like an animation and everything. It's

23:51

heads. So the hidden immunity goes to Neville. So Neville, I'm

23:53

going to put a little cliche. You for the hidden immunity.

23:55

I know, but I think he would find it. I think

23:57

he would find it. I think he probably find it. he

24:00

would find it because again, Neville

24:02

feels very well equipped for the wilderness. He

24:04

knows all of the herbology stuff. That's true.

24:07

And as we saw before in an episode that

24:09

we recently watched, they had like a little picture

24:11

and they were like, oh, it's near this plant.

24:13

We dug it underground. He would be

24:15

like, oh yeah, and just get it in like two

24:17

seconds. Great. Got it done. But also in the season,

24:19

I just watched the guy who bought

24:21

the clue had already found two idols without clues

24:23

that he was good at looking. He was good

24:25

at finding things, got the clue, could not find

24:27

it. Apparently dug until his hands were bloody and

24:29

could not find it and then went home that

24:31

night. It was very sad. It's a shame that we

24:33

don't have any helpful puffs because they're such good finders. All

24:36

right. So that means that Kingsley wins the immunity

24:38

challenge and the follow after he gets the thing

24:40

that like helps you for the

24:42

next round. And he was already probably going

24:45

to dominate anyway. I mean, yeah, he's a

24:47

strong asset. So Kingsley Shacklebolt has immunity. Neville

24:49

has a hidden immunity, but remaining

24:51

we have Neville, Luna, Pansy, Pettigrew,

24:53

Kingsley, Eartha Weasley, Litwick and Hooch.

24:56

I feel like we're at the point now since

24:58

the like evil people, if we are going to

25:00

draw the line there are so minimum that

25:03

we're going to get to the situation where

25:05

either a blind side or a more strategic,

25:08

like let's get out of threat happens

25:10

because it's like we don't have to worry

25:13

about, you know, the numbers are such in our favor.

25:15

Also at this point, usually you're going to

25:17

get an alliance within an

25:20

alliance. The Boston Rob rules of

25:22

survivors have an alliance rule number

25:24

two, have an alliance within your alliance and rule number three,

25:26

get rid of your alliance before they get rid of you.

25:28

These are the Boston Rob rules according to

25:30

another player who thought that he was the greatest thing

25:33

ever. So I would imagine that

25:35

there's within this alliance, the good people

25:37

were forming an alliance. Maybe sometimes it

25:39

forms based off of like age.

25:41

People will gravitate to people the more similar

25:43

to. I think Neville and Luna, they always got along really well.

25:45

I think they could be a good little two person alliance. Or

25:47

to like strategic ideologies, like people who are

25:50

thinking the same. That's kind of how you

25:52

get your alliance within an alliance. I

25:54

could see a three person alliance of

25:56

Neville, Luna and Flitwick because

25:58

you've got and maybe if they

26:00

try to bring in someone with

26:02

a little more brawn into it,

26:04

like maybe kingly, but I think

26:06

Neville Luna Flitwick is a good,

26:08

they're all sort of thinkers. Neville

26:10

is very good with foraging and

26:13

getting out there. Luna is very,

26:15

she's knowledgeable of creatures and all of

26:18

that, which just feels like a different

26:20

skill set for other challenges. And then

26:22

Flitwick's got, he's very magically powerful, he's

26:24

got more wisdom behind him, gives a

26:26

little bit of diversity in terms of

26:28

age to the group. And

26:31

I think that usually

26:34

when you make like a final three-pack, people make

26:36

like their final three-packs and everybody makes a final

26:38

three-pack. But then they break it all the time. They

26:40

align each other, they're tuggin' at their... But in their

26:42

like off interviews on the one that they

26:44

actually mean, usually you link up with people

26:47

that you think you have a chance against.

26:49

So it's usually three people who are on

26:51

evil, even playing fields. And that's

26:53

why I don't think Kingsley is going to find

26:55

an alliance because everybody's going to

26:57

see him as the golden boy at the end

26:59

who will automatically win. Nobody wants to take him

27:02

to the end. Okay, okay. So these three

27:04

are teaming up. If they are trying to

27:06

get someone out that they think is a

27:08

threat, that would leave Hooch, that would leave

27:10

Arthur, that would not leave Kingsley because they

27:13

have immunity, and that would leave Pettigrew or

27:15

Pansy. Do you think that they try to

27:17

knock off maybe Hooch because she

27:19

did well in the flying thing? They're worried

27:22

about her winning immunity challenges? I

27:24

think at this point they're thinking, we want

27:26

to get off Kingsley, we can't get off

27:28

Kingsley. And if it were me, I'd want

27:30

to get off Pettigrew. Really? He's scrappy and

27:32

he's wry and he's like a kind of

27:34

goat that people will take to the end

27:36

but then might have a case at

27:38

the end. And I would just

27:41

want him gone because I don't like him. Yeah, I

27:43

mean ruining the vibes as well. Okay, I think that

27:45

works. I think that they're able to swing enough votes

27:47

where Pettigrew is gone and then we

27:49

can get into the next challenge.

27:51

So again, either a number that is

27:53

between one and seven that is not

27:55

two, four, or seven, five. Thank you

27:57

very much. Okay. This one, short, sweet.

27:59

to the point they get to a

28:01

point where Jeff Probst has to welcome

28:03

them in and it's definitely Jeff Probst

28:05

hosting us because he's magic.

28:07

Nobody else can host it. He hasn't

28:09

aged in 40 whatever seasons of Survivor.

28:11

The man is a wizard. I skip

28:13

around because there's like 45 seasons of Survivor

28:15

and I have like I... They

28:17

do like two a year so it's not like it's

28:20

really 45 years. I follow this list

28:22

that like ranks them and like gives you

28:24

a non-spoiler description about what each season is

28:26

like and so I skip around from watching

28:28

like season number two to season number like

28:31

37 to like 20 and he looks the

28:33

same in all of them. He is the

28:35

exact same. Like the quality of the videography

28:37

changes. He is the same. It's

28:41

truly impressive. So Jeff Probst

28:43

is the host. He does his classic thing where

28:45

he says, come on in guys, which is what

28:47

he always says to welcome people in and that

28:49

exact... I'm gonna perfect the cadence because he always

28:51

says it in the same way. He goes in

28:54

in guys. He's a little too high with the

28:56

guys. I need to start lower with

28:58

the... Yeah. Come in

29:00

guys. Welcome

29:03

to the mix. And

29:05

then what's just set up on the

29:07

beach is just a very intense elevated

29:09

platform. Just a long

29:11

rectangular platform and then on either

29:14

end of the platform because Survivor

29:16

always has like big gimmicks and

29:18

stuff or big dunk tanks and

29:21

what they're doing is they're doing duels where

29:23

they're trying to knock the other person backward

29:25

into the dunk tank.

29:28

Get your opponent into the dunk

29:30

tank. They are eliminated. Now

29:33

we do know that Flitwick was the

29:35

dueling champion so he feels like a

29:37

very strong candidate here for the duels

29:41

but anyone else from Neville,

29:43

Luna, Pansy, Arthur, Kingsley

29:45

and Hooch that you think would fare

29:47

well in the dueling challenge here. I

29:49

think Kingsley is a good dueler right?

29:52

I would think so. Yeah. I think

29:54

that Neville has proved himself pretty well. Right.

29:57

The question is... Or that with just a sword.

29:59

Yeah. Right is Neville good at dueling

30:01

or is he very good with a sword against

30:03

a snake like it's good at a very specific

30:07

Type of situation or

30:09

has he found his own? I'm not so sure

30:12

good question But no, I

30:14

think Kings would be good. We've seen him hold

30:16

his own fighting wise Flitwick. Obviously, we know I

30:19

don't feel very strongly about

30:21

Arthur Hooch or Do

30:23

we even see pansy do a spell in

30:25

the entire series? I don't know

30:27

about them holding their own I think it would come

30:29

down to Kingsley or Flitwick. I think Flitwick would do

30:32

it. I think so too I think you're there.

30:34

So now Flivicks got the immunity Idol

30:36

Neville still has its hidden one. Mm-hmm.

30:39

Do you think now? They're

30:41

gonna try to get Kingsley just Kingsley fear

30:43

that this is coming and maybe

30:45

he tries to bring some unlikely people

30:47

into the mix Because if we have

30:50

this three of Neville Luna and Flitwick

30:52

that does leave a four of pansy

30:54

Kingsley Arthur and Hooch did

30:56

they kind of say look We're

30:59

an unlikely gang of four, but these three

31:01

are all buddy buddy. Let's knock one of

31:04

them off I think that wait

31:06

you said it was we've never long bottom.

31:08

We have Luna. We have

31:10

pansy We have Kingsley we have Arthur we

31:12

have Flitwick we have Hooch so it has

31:15

immunity Neville has a hidden immunity Yes, and

31:17

we've got our alliance of of never Luna

31:19

Flitwick and then the other four I think

31:21

the other four kind of band together to

31:23

knock off one of those three Which

31:26

would make Luna the top choice if

31:28

they knew Neville had the hidden

31:30

which they knew he got the clue because he wanted

31:32

In the art, right? So they're pretty sure he has

31:34

it, right? So But do

31:37

they do your favorite thing? Are they afraid that if they

31:39

make it too obvious Neville's gonna give the hidden immunity Idol

31:41

to Luna because you can't give it to someone Are

31:43

they gonna do the split the vote situation

31:46

to flush the Idol? They can't split the

31:48

vote here because therefore if they

31:50

split the vote is two to two to that voting

31:52

block of three So they split the vote

31:54

then they lose no matter what okay, they flush

31:56

the Idol, but they'll lose one of them So, I mean

31:59

I think at the same time you know, that group of

32:01

three is also, they're being

32:03

scrappy. They know there are only three. They're trying

32:05

to grab more people into their alliance. I think

32:07

they're going for Arthur. Ooh. I

32:09

think they're trying to grab him into the alliance. And

32:12

so I can hear that Arthur is the swing boat. Okay.

32:15

Which side does he see himself going farther with?

32:17

Okay. I feel like Arthur

32:20

would feel better with the other group

32:22

than not Neviluna of at all, because Arthur would probably

32:25

view himself as a better player than Pansy. He

32:27

could maybe see himself as a better player than

32:29

Hooch, and it would just kind of be him

32:32

and Kingsley. And maybe he's thinking, if I can

32:34

get Kingsley out of there, I'm the top dog

32:36

of this other alliance. And then I'll be seen

32:38

as the mastermind that kind of usurped the throne

32:40

and the rejects of the B team survivor. I

32:45

wasn't thinking of him as that creative

32:47

strategist, but yeah, maybe. I mean,

32:49

he works for, he has managed to

32:51

keep a job at a very corrupt

32:53

government organization. I feel like he is

32:55

surrounded by conniving people all day, every

32:57

day. He doesn't do it himself, but

32:59

I think he knows how to get

33:01

it done. He interacts with

33:03

Lucius Malfoy a lot. I

33:06

think what's happened here is the three tried to

33:08

pull him in, tell him we want to get

33:10

Kingsley off. What is a key almost one. Arthur

33:12

flips to the other side and says, hey

33:15

Kingsley, they're trying to get you off. Let's get the other two with

33:17

us. And let's form our own final

33:19

three. So maybe Arthur does it secretly. They kind of

33:21

blindside, they get Luna out of there because she

33:23

doesn't have the idol. Right. And

33:25

then next episode, they'll be able to flush it

33:27

if they need to. Okay. Big

33:29

Luna fan in the front row. I just want out

33:31

a big gas that Luna's got, but I think it

33:34

works. I think it makes sense. So Luna is out.

33:36

So now can I get either the number one, three

33:38

or six? One is the

33:40

first one I heard. Thank you very much. I did hear

33:42

all of the other options. So this is a very different

33:44

survival run. This

33:47

usually happens in the earlier rounds, but

33:49

I still think it's very fun. There's

33:51

various eating challenges in Survivor. Usually

33:53

what happens in the eating challenges is they have

33:55

speed rounds of eating gross things and then it's

33:57

whoever is the last to eat the gross.

34:00

has to, right, isn't

34:02

it usually like you do it quickly and then whoever's the slowest

34:04

is eliminated and then they keep going? If they

34:07

have too many players, they'll do two seeds of four

34:09

and then the two winners from each group go

34:11

on to a final four. So when

34:13

I'm thinking here, it's gonna be a little

34:15

different because they're all British, so

34:18

all the food will be bad. Shout

34:21

out to the British folks on the stream. But

34:24

because they're all British, we wanna

34:26

switch it up a little bit. And on

34:28

the pro, like, I gotta hand it to the UK. Nah,

34:31

I don't wanna hand it to the UK. I

34:33

don't think you ever wanna do that, especially for this situation.

34:35

Gotta hand it off to the people

34:38

that they culturally, Indian food in England

34:40

is good and it's

34:43

spicy. So I was thinking instead of

34:45

a gross food eating challenge, it's a

34:47

spicy food eating challenge where things just

34:49

get progressively and progressively spicier and then

34:51

it's less of a question of how

34:53

fast you can eat or how much

34:55

grossness can you withstand and who can

34:58

handle the most heat from, you know,

35:00

maybe they eat a bunch of peppers

35:02

that get like spicier and spicier and

35:04

you have to go like a certain

35:06

time without drinking water or milk or

35:08

whatever. I was wondering where you were going with

35:10

this because I was like, they normally eat live

35:12

buzz. Right, no, no, no. Where are we going?

35:15

I wanna make it a little bit different.

35:17

So instead it's kind of like a hot

35:19

pepper challenge, yes. I think it's hard to

35:22

know who has a spice tolerance by looking

35:24

at something from the outside. For a reason

35:26

he's not gonna be good at spicy food.

35:28

I think we can just know that off

35:30

of that. Neville, Pansy, Kingsley, Arthur, Flitwick and

35:33

Hooch. I think Pansy

35:35

would be phenomenal at this challenge. Okay.

35:38

She has like a heart of ice. He's

35:41

like, she is, I feel like

35:43

she's always got like a stern look on her face.

35:45

She's gonna be totally unfazed. I feel

35:47

like she's the clear winner here. Neville I think

35:50

also would be very good. He's all, like, I

35:52

feel like he'd be so fascinated by, if it

35:54

is peppers, for example, he'd

35:56

be so fascinated just by like the biology of it

35:58

all, the herbology of it all. that I think that

36:00

he could be a top dog here. So

36:03

I think my top two seeds

36:05

here would be nevelin pansy. Do

36:07

you want to flip a coin? No. I want

36:09

to choose one. Choose one. I feel like we haven't given

36:12

enough love to pansy. Let's let her have the win one.

36:14

And I always think it is fun when there's like a

36:16

clear person just to get rid of when they win immunity

36:18

and then it kind of throws a wrench into everything. And

36:20

I feel like this will throw a wrench and let's throw

36:22

some wrenches. Okay, I was gonna say the wrench would be

36:25

the other way. But yeah. Well, I've thrown my wrench. Throw

36:27

your wrench. I've thrown the pansy wrench. She's got immunity. Neville,

36:30

Kingsley, Arthur, Flitwick, Hooch, and

36:32

then pansy who is safe.

36:35

So now when you split the votes to flush.

36:38

Flush Neville's hidden immunity. You've got four

36:40

V two. So you split two and two. Okay.

36:43

And then if it's a tie where it's two, two,

36:45

two, and

36:47

Neville doesn't play his idol and

36:49

Neville's one of the votes, everybody revotes and

36:51

they'll probably vote for Neville. Okay. So

36:53

they're gonna flush it out to try to get one rid

36:55

of one of Neville or Flitwick. That would be what I

36:57

would do. Okay. I'm living out my

37:00

survivor life here. This is my gift to you.

37:02

They flush it out. It

37:04

does successfully work. Neville does play it. Neville does

37:06

play it. Yeah. He's gonna play

37:09

it. They do the four some. Two

37:12

votes for Neville, two for Flitwick, and then

37:14

those two vote for pansy. Kingsley.

37:18

They vote for Kingsley. They vote for Kingsley to try to get him out. Yes. Okay.

37:22

So it's all tied. Neville plays his idol. So

37:25

now. You can only vote for

37:27

those three, but all those three can't vote again.

37:29

Neville played his idol. The two votes for Neville

37:32

don't count. And therefore there's two

37:34

votes for Kingsley, two votes for Flitwick. And

37:36

everybody except for Kingsley and Flitwick, revote and

37:38

can only vote for one of those two.

37:40

Right. And the three

37:42

of them vote first. All right. So Flitwick

37:44

is gone. All right. Getting closer and closer. Can I

37:47

get either the number three or the number six? Six.

37:50

Six. Everyone said six. No one

37:52

said three. Okay. Now this is another

37:54

classic survivor thing. Usually they'll have some sort of

37:57

puzzle based thing where you have to like do

37:59

a repeated task. but in one

38:01

of the seasons it was like, oh, knots.

38:03

That season they decided, everybody's untying knots all

38:05

the time. There's all knots. How do you

38:08

practice for that before you go on? You

38:10

get your significant other to tie a bunch of knots and

38:12

then your job at home is to untie all the knots.

38:14

How do you make it like, imagine being

38:16

on the crew of that and making it completely

38:19

even. Every set of knots has to be exactly

38:21

the same. So everybody's untying the same exact

38:23

knots. Or like when they go through those rope

38:25

mazes, somebody has to like make that maze exactly

38:28

the same. Six times in a row. They

38:31

bring in the Boy Scouts of America. Now,

38:37

this one, similar, they had one that we watched. It was

38:39

like a jungle gym type thing where you had to like go

38:41

up a level, untie a knot, which would let you get past

38:43

to a next thing or open up a ladder or a slide

38:45

or whatever. So that kind of thing. But

38:47

at each step along the way, it's a different

38:50

unlocking charm that you have to do. So like

38:52

an Alohomora type of situation. So

38:54

it's a big jungle gym puzzle type thing.

38:56

So part physical, but mostly the magic of

38:59

unlocking doors and doing the different spells.

39:02

Neville, Pansy, Kingsley, Arthur, and

39:04

Hooch. Who do we think would be the

39:06

best at this? I think Arthur's pretty strong.

39:09

I was gonna say, I think that he'd be agile

39:11

enough to get through the maze and

39:14

also good enough at the magic he came through. Good

39:17

enough for me. Arthur Weasley wins immunity, which is

39:19

huge for him. And then now

39:21

we've got Neville, Pansy, Kingsley,

39:23

Arthur, and Hooch. Our

39:26

little bit of power situation for Arthur, you try to bring

39:28

it in to get somebody out. Does he use this as

39:30

an opportunity to get Kingsley out? Now that Kingsley is okay,

39:32

he does. That's what you do. All right.

39:35

Now, I know he's probably made a final

39:37

two packed with Kingsley. This is where

39:40

you either die the hero or

39:43

live long enough. to self become

39:45

Harvey Dent. Right, that's what always happens at the

39:47

end of Survivor. Your favorite player ends up blindsiding

39:49

your other favorite player. Yeah, that's true. And

39:52

that's the point we're at now. And I think that he pulls

39:54

it together. Everybody wants him out. He's the golden boy

39:56

at the sea. All right, they

39:58

get Kingsley out. He's gone, but don't worry. the sprint branded

40:00

fan favorite at the end of the

40:03

reward show. So now we have our

40:05

final challenge. Can anyone say the number three? I

40:07

heard three, thank you so much. So this final

40:09

one is another endurance one, but this is one

40:11

of the balance ones. You'll see this in Survivor

40:13

sometimes where they have to like balance a ball

40:15

on a stick or something and hold it steady

40:17

so it doesn't fall off. But this one instead,

40:19

plain and simple, take a wand, put it on

40:21

your finger, and then you have to just balance

40:23

it like this. So we

40:25

have Neville, Pansy, Arthur, and Hooch. Who do

40:27

you think would be the best at

40:30

balancing? And this is the final immunity challenge before they

40:32

get into the final three. Balance? I

40:34

would say Hooch, right? Like flying? It's

40:36

all about flying. Yeah. Yeah,

40:39

look, good enough for me. All right, Hooch gets

40:41

the immunity. She's got some power to try to

40:43

think who she wants to bring because it's gonna

40:45

be a final three. So out of Neville, Pansy,

40:47

and Arthur, what do you think happens? So

40:51

at this point, you have to get into the

40:53

jury's head. It's not who do you think

40:55

is the best match-up for you.

40:57

It's who is the jury most likely to

41:00

vote for, not Pansy. She's the goat that

41:02

goes all the way to the end. Yeah, so I think they're

41:04

gonna definitely wanna try to bring Pansy along. Who's supposed to bring

41:06

Pansy no matter what? Yeah. Then you've

41:08

got Arthur and Neville. You wanna

41:10

think who has pissed off more people on the jury, who

41:12

has more friends on the jury, who's played a better game.

41:16

I don't know. Arthur definitely pissed off Kingsley

41:18

by blindsiding him. Yes, but he's also made like big

41:20

moves. He was the one who flipped

41:22

from the original three. But

41:25

is it set in stone that Hooch doesn't

41:27

necessarily have the powers? Because there's four total

41:29

votes. Is there something Arthur could do to

41:31

try to make sure he gets in? Like

41:33

does it work with Pansy? Does Arthur fear

41:35

Neville the most out of Pansy and him?

41:37

So he's like, look, let's get, oh,

41:41

here's what could happen. Arthur and Pansy

41:43

are like, Arthur goes to Pansy, says, look, we get Neville

41:45

out of there. You're coming to the final three. They

41:47

both vote for Neville. Neville kind of

41:49

gets sense of this happening. Goes to Hooch,

41:52

says, let's both vote for Arthur. It's

41:54

a tie vote. And then they have to do the tiebreaker

41:56

thing, right? Where they have to like build a fire. I

41:58

never understand why this doesn't happen. In the

42:00

Final Four, the person who has the

42:03

immunity makes the call. And I never

42:05

understand why they don't force a 2v2

42:07

fire challenge. It does not happen very often.

42:09

I think they do a 2v2 fire challenge. It's

42:11

fun. Sure. Yeah. Throw your

42:13

wrench in. So in this case, we would have a 2v2 fire challenge

42:15

where you just literally have like a little like thing and flint and

42:17

you just got to like make a fire, right? No wands? No,

42:20

no wands. Wizard on survivor. Okay. I

42:25

think they got a rush to do it. So

42:27

it would be between Arthur and Neville. Arthur

42:30

loves muggle stuff. I was going to say. I

42:32

think Arthur has definitely tried this before.

42:35

So in that case, Neville is gone.

42:37

So our Final Three is Pansy, Cooch,

42:39

and Arthur Weasley. And then

42:41

we've got our jury, which consists of

42:44

everybody else. So our jury,

42:46

as I hit undo a lot

42:48

to get all the names I've

42:50

deleted, our jury, we've got Neville,

42:52

Luna, Zabini, Pansy, Pettigrew, Fender, Cryback.

42:56

And then Kingsley, Arthur's in

42:58

it. Pansy's in it. Sorry,

43:00

I misspoke. Flovik's in the jury and then Hooch is in it.

43:02

So all the different votes are in there.

43:05

Did you say Pansy was on the jury? No, she's not

43:07

on the jury. Okay. So the Final Three

43:09

is Pansy, it

43:11

is Arthur, and it

43:13

is Hooch. I

43:16

feel like Arthur's played the best game. Yes. Does

43:18

he have the votes to do it? I think

43:21

that the jury does not address

43:23

Pansy at all. They know she's not. They

43:26

do the thing where they ask people questions to try to

43:28

determine their vote. She just gets ignored. She just gets ignored

43:30

the whole time. Great. But I

43:32

do think that if Fender votes

43:34

for her, she's out of spite for everybody.

43:37

Great. One vote from Fender.

43:39

Good for you Pansy. You've done it. You're

43:41

on the board. Between Arthur and Hooch, I

43:43

know he's pissed off Kingsley, so maybe Kingsley's voting for

43:45

Hooch, but as far as the other people, I

43:48

think Arthur might have the games here. I think that

43:50

I would vote for Arthur. He played the

43:52

best game. He saw when he needed to

43:55

switch alliances, and he switched, and then he

43:57

saw when he needed to take out his

43:59

biggest threat. did it even though it was his

44:01

bro, you know? Okay,

44:04

well. That's who I would go for. The

44:07

resident survivor expert has it, according to the grand

44:09

jury of Kelly's Brain, which I trust, I think

44:11

it's a very good brain. Arthur

44:13

Weasley is the winner of Wizard on Survivor

44:15

Silver Lining condition. Very

44:17

fun, very fun. We've got some time here,

44:19

so let's do 10 minutes of Q&A. Wonderful.

44:22

And then get on out of here. Well, hold on

44:24

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48:22

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Right now, 10 p.m. We've

49:15

got a whole bunch of questions. I am just

49:17

going to pick the first one at random.

49:21

So this question comes from the listener

49:23

of the show, Kelly Beckman-Schubert. The

49:26

subject line says, the live show question from

49:28

your wife in all caps. Kelly asks,

49:30

if you were on Survivor, what would be your

49:32

favorite challenge to play? Hmm,

49:35

I like the ones that are the mix

49:37

of physical and puzzle and all of that.

49:39

If it didn't have too much swimming, because

49:42

I'm like, I'm solid at swimming, but I

49:44

wouldn't say it's my strongest suit, but I

49:46

always consider myself like the Mario of things

49:48

where all my stats are even in good

49:50

and stuff, but I'm not a strong suit

49:52

in one of them. So I feel like

49:54

one of the challenges that has you do

49:57

a lot of different elements, I think I

49:59

would be good. at. Like we were watching

50:01

one where you had to like swim and get a

50:03

thing and then basically do like a lawn dart type

50:05

game. I feel like I could do that sort of

50:07

thing that has you do a whole lot. Yeah. What

50:09

about you? I would pick similarly like

50:11

one of the classic survivor three-parters of

50:13

like physical open something puzzle, but I

50:15

would actually want the physical part to

50:17

be something water-based because I feel like

50:19

that's where I'm the stronger. You are a very good

50:22

swimmer. You destroy me anytime we have races. I know.

50:24

You know I'm much bigger than you. The

50:26

longer the race, the more I

50:28

destroy you. Now this question

50:30

comes from Kate and Hamilton. If you received a

50:32

wedding invitation from a long time show fan whose

50:34

relationship was brought together by you because of your

50:36

show, would you attend? I would definitely

50:39

say my say I've been fortunate enough to

50:41

be invited to some weddings from potterless based

50:43

folks. I will always gladly

50:45

welcome in the invitations. And if the schedule aligns

50:47

where it's like I'm in Philadelphia and there's a

50:50

wedding like either, you know, the same day or whatever, I would

50:52

gladly like swing by, say hi and then leave because it's your

50:54

special day and I don't want to make this about me. But

50:56

most of the weddings I've been invited to

50:59

are in very remote locations. It's like, oh,

51:01

we're in like upstate North Dakota. It's like,

51:03

enjoy your wedding. If

51:07

it's convenient for me, I'm going to swing by. But like,

51:09

I can't go out of my way to a

51:13

very busy place. Okay. This is

51:15

a fun one. Sarah says, since you

51:17

have to start and stop sentences sometimes to get

51:19

clean podcast audio, do you find yourself doing that

51:21

in real life? Yes, all the time. Because

51:25

it's something I've intentionally done. And I especially do

51:27

with the live shows because we're recording these, especially

51:29

for the book, like once for TNO, like that's

51:31

going to become a legit episode. Do you notice

51:33

that I do this in real life? Because I

51:35

notice I do it sometimes and it's funny to me.

51:37

You don't do it when it's just you and I,

51:39

you'll do it sometimes when you're in

51:42

conversation with other people. But not when

51:44

it's you and I, you

51:46

just like stumble through your words. Like, yeah, that's

51:48

one of those things that's like, it's become a

51:50

habit that I would, I would rather have that

51:52

habit than not have it because it makes my

51:54

work life easier. And that is fine. This

51:57

is a good thing for crossovers, since it's Percy Jackson, Harry Potter. I think it

51:59

was a good note to end on,

52:01

just sorting some different characters from

52:03

Harry Potter into cabins. Obviously

52:06

Fred and George are going to be Hermes because they're

52:08

all prankster Goofballs, easy. Harry B.

52:10

Bruce because he's main character. Yeah, right. And

52:13

he's arrogant for sure. Hermione

52:15

would be... Hermione feels Athena. Yeah. Very,

52:18

very wise, very wise. Voldemort.

52:21

I mean, Hades, I guess? But I don't

52:23

know. I was thinking like, Harry,

52:25

he's got like a war. A war. A war.

52:28

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just

52:30

want evil. Like, I just want killing for killing sake. Right.

52:33

Yeah. I also like that better

52:35

because Ares is so far my least favorite of

52:37

the galaxy from a grumble grumble perspective. Yeah.

52:41

Arthur? Arthur. Hmm. He's

52:44

our winner of Survivor. I would say he's our

52:46

winner. I would say Confessor's because he likes all

52:48

the tinkering and all of that. Oh, yeah, okay.

52:51

I think that's very fun. Like all the working

52:53

and all that kind of stuff like that. Molly

52:55

feels very demeter because providing and cooking and family.

52:59

And all of that. Alrighty. Well,

53:01

thank you all so much for coming to the show. Give

53:03

yourselves a round of applause for making it out. For

53:07

all you watching the stream, round of applause again for you,

53:09

whether you stayed up late or you watched the replay or

53:11

wherever it is. Thank you so much. Give

53:13

it up for Kelly for being an incredible

53:15

guest. Incredible. Give it up for Joel for

53:17

helping out and my mom, Barb, for being

53:19

in the back and helping out pre-show and

53:21

everything. And also shout out to all the

53:23

folks here at City Winery and for

53:26

making everything happen from sound to hospitality. Everything's

53:28

been great. Shout out to the folks at Mandolin who

53:30

made all of the streaming happen. So that's all been

53:32

very fun. So, yeah, and thank you all just so

53:35

much for coming out and for listening to the show.

53:37

None of this would be possible without you. So thank

53:39

you. Thank you so much. And I

53:41

realize I didn't do a percia later at the end

53:43

of Act One. So we're going to do the rare

53:45

combo thing where we will close out the show by

53:48

saying both. So we'll say Wizard

53:50

on, I'll percia later. Feels like the normal ending of

53:52

the show. Yeah. Until

53:55

I come back to Philly because I was here

53:57

about a year ago. So let's just make this an annual

53:59

event. adventure. I come here for all of

54:01

you lovely folks and each he's taken the perform on

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stage a great use of a

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weeknight evening. Until then, Wizard

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on. I'll

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see you later. Thanks so much for coming

54:13

out, everybody. Hey. Thank

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you so much for listening to this episode of Potter. This

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is created by make sure it is hosted by make

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sure it is edited by make sure it is produced

54:23

by make sure it and it was produced by many

54:25

people who supported on Patreon over the years. I

54:27

think I've said everything that I really want to say,

54:29

like in the midroll break and in the intro about

54:31

all the stuff that's going on, but I appreciate you

54:34

all sticking around and listening. I'm going to be trying

54:36

to post more stuff to the feed,

54:38

especially now that a lot of the audio that I'll

54:40

be using, because I do post these basically chronologically, a

54:42

lot of the audio to come will be from these

54:44

half and half shows. So because the audio is shorter,

54:46

I hopefully can get stuff up more regularly. If

54:48

you want to see me live in person, aside

54:51

from that live stream I talked about in

54:53

the intro, I will be a leaky con

54:55

in July. It is in Portland, Oregon. It

54:57

is July 5th, 6th and 7th, and I

54:59

will be doing stuff all three days. I

55:01

don't know exactly what I'm doing quite yet.

55:03

They have not gotten back to me about

55:05

the programming particulars quite yet. But I'm assuming

55:07

I'll do a Potter, five at some point,

55:09

some other fun stuff. I think if you

55:11

use the promo code Potter, you might get

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10 percent off, but I'm not positive, but

55:15

you can see me at leaky kind of be

55:17

doing Harry Potter stuff. I'll be doing Percy Jackson stuff.

55:19

I'll probably do karaoke. I'll be doing silly things. So

55:22

that will be a fun time. And

55:24

I really do appreciate you all listening. I'm going to

55:26

try to also get some video stuff like vlog footage

55:28

because I take videos while I'm on tour. I have

55:30

so much tour footage to still put up on the

55:32

Potter of the Sea Tube so you can head on

55:35

over to the Potter of the Sea Tube account to

55:37

see what I've already put up and I will hopefully

55:39

be putting up more stuff soon. But thank you all

55:41

for listening. I really do appreciate it. Please stay subscribed

55:43

because I will continue to post things. And

55:45

until I post another thing, as they say

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R A K U T E N.

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