Simon and I spending another week fantasizing about the soft men on Yoshiwara. We try our hand at a new man named Asagiri, who smells so good, and is described as a “self-indulgent” lover. We also talking about kissing and our first kisses. G

Men of Yoshiwara – Look at those loose kimonos!

Oct 26th, 2017 1h 6m

Simon and John finally do something for the ladies (well, straight ladies IF you count Neglege as a game for lesbians). This week we go to fantasy Japan’s pleasure district to date some hot, male courtesans! We take a dive into these hot lads

Huniepop- Mechanically Good But Morally Bankrupt

Oct 12th, 2017 1h 15m

Simon & John tackle the 800 lb gorilla of dating sims: Huniepop. One of the most “well regarded” games in the genre, Huniepop uses excellent mechanics to say nothing but absolute garbage. But as Simon points out, the game does a good job with

Death Note – Romano v Dafoe

Sep 28th, 2017 1h 11m

We’ve got a surprise for you this week. Instead of reviewing a game, we’re looking at a recent remake of one of the most well known japanese animes – Death Note. Feel free to watch the movie before listening to this because we are going to spo

Dream Daddy Pt 2 – A Secret Ending & Boats

Sep 7th, 2017 1h 9m

This week, we wrap up what has literally been 5 episodes (over 1/2 our catalogue) of dad talk. We talk about lusty dates, good boats for love, and some secrets hidden in Dream Daddy. Join us for the very exciting conclusion of Dream Daddy!

Dream Daddy Pt 1 – Wait this is a good game!

Aug 25th, 2017 1h 25m

Dating Simulators are popular! Dream Daddy is a 2017 dating simulator that puts your user created dad on some wild dates with some fantastic fathers. The surprising part? The game is good! This is an oasis in a desert of trash. Join us as we

Shuffle! Pt 3 – Tuggin’ on your DUUUUUUOOO

Aug 14th, 2017 1h 26m

This week we finally finish Shuffle! Sorry for the delay, but there was a lot to play and edit. We talk about beaches, dating, frostbite, and possible sex with powerful magical and (trigger warning) under-aged clones. To counter act our trash

Shuffle Pt 2 – Attack on the Clones

Jul 20th, 2017 1h 31m

Simon and I continue playing Shuffle! where we still don’t go on any dates, but continue hanging out with dads. We take a deeper look at some of the music, deal with translation errors, and get confronted by pedophilia. Buckle up for one of o

Shuffle! Pt 1 – Gods, Demons & Dads!

Jul 6th, 2017 1h 9m

This week, we try our luck with a staple in the genre, Shuffle! Shuffle! is a classic visual novel that follows a young high school boy through a web of possible dating partners. The catch? There is an inter-dimensional rift bringing in demon

Bonus: Simon & The Sims

Jun 27th, 2017 5m 57s

THANK YOU to everyone who helped make our first three episodes such a big success. As a thank you, here is a little twisted thing Simon said during our Kitting Powers Episode. I cut it out originally because I was worried about time, but I kee

Ep 3 – Kitty Powers’ Matchmaker (and Skulls?)

Jun 22nd, 2017 45m 22s

This week, we decide to take a break from visual novels to focus on gameplay. Simon and John play Kitty Powers’ Matchmaker, a game about running a matchmaking agency with the hilarious and witty drag persona Kitty Powers. Will you match a spo

Ep 2 – Negligee is Not A Good Game

Jun 2nd, 2017 59m 55s

In this episode, we discuss the exciting, quirky, and – at times – jarring conclusions to Negligee. We talk worker’s comp, helping customers, sexual harassment, choosing between Sophie & Jasmin, and the ending to this game none of us ever ever

Ep 1 – Negligee Could Be A Good Game

Jun 2nd, 2017 53m 51s

For our first episode we try Negligee. We chose this because it has all the tropes of a classic Japanese dating sim: poor writing, disproportionately large-breasted women, and not a lot of gameplay.

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