Alternate episode titles include: Zach's Pollen, Mrs. Dumpsterfire, C.N.T., I'm a Withard, and Pitch a Wish.This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network's Androids & Aliens. Support the

Only One Can Survive (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)

17 days ago 1h 2m

THANK YOU, AGAIN, FOR YOUR PATIENCE. THIS EDIT WAS AN ETERNAL NIGHTMARE DUE TO ENDLESS TECHNICAL FUPUCKS, BUT, FORTUNATELY, THAT SHOULD BE IN THE PAST. MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO THOMAS AND LUKE FOR ASSISTING IN THE DULL TASK OF ROUNDING OUT UNNATURAL

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Patreon Bonus // Washington, USA // Part One

Feb 10th, 2024 1h 3m

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE WITH OUR TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. WE CAN SEE THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL, AND IT LOOKS LIKE ROLEPLAYING WITH FRIENDS AGAIN. This here formerly-exclusive episode is the first of a three episode arc written and

Killed By The Devil (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)

Jan 19th, 2024 58m 37s

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE. THIS EDIT WAS A NIGHTMARE DUE TO SOME TECHNICAL FUPUCKS, AND THE NEXT ONE WILL BE, TOO, UNFORTUNATELY. MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO THOMAS FOR ASSISTING IN THE DULL TASK OF ROUNDING OUT UNNATURALLY SHARP WAVES.Anywho, this

A Deal With Satan (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)

Dec 23rd, 2023 1h 4m

The First New Testament is a Revelation. The Second New Testament rhymes. The Third New Testament could be important to the team or the King that's a mime. Support the show on Patreon.This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Moun

Ask Away (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)

Dec 9th, 2023 1h 2m

More of an old character. In with a new character. Out with a new character. We'll match new and upgrading Patreon subscriptions (until the end of Monday, 12/11, US CT) and donate the sum to a cold weather shelter here in Springfield, MO. Eve

Standard Issue C.A.N. Disguise Box

Nov 28th, 2023 1h

Top Alternate Titles include: The Sass Club, A Planchard!, Heavy Misconsumptions, [Morgan, Morgann, and Morr], The Last Word, Be Jazzy, The Salt God. We'll match new and upgrading Patreon subscriptions during the month of November and donate t

Into The Tug Hole: Am I Destroyed?

Nov 11th, 2023 56m 22s

Julius and Stump continue their journeys. For now.We'll match new and upgrading Patreon subscriptions during the month of November and donate the sum to a cold weather shelter here in Springfield, MO. Every $5 = 1 raffle entry. The raffle wi

Into The Tug Hole: Nothing Concrete (with Kate Stamas)

Oct 27th, 2023 58m 50s

Round and round and down and down. As it was, so it is. This episode features Kate Stamas from the Glass Cannon Network's Get in the Trunk, Time for Chaos, Glass Cannon Podcast, Glass Cannon Live!, and she is commonly known as The Queen of New

Into The Tug Hole: Shut the Front Door (with Kate Stamas)

Oct 14th, 2023 1h 2m

Worked it harder, made it better // Did it faster, made them stronger // More than ever, hour after hour // The torture was never over. This episode features Kate Stamas from the Glass Cannon Network's Get in the Trunk, Time for Chaos, Glas

The Tug Hole: First Non-Consecutive High School (with Kate Stamas)

Sep 30th, 2023 1h 5m

This one's quite bloody. Maybe get cuddly with a buddy to keep the yucky from getting too muddy. Alternate Episode Titles: Can I Suck on That?, I'm a F*cking Girl, Bastard Pastor. This episode features Kate Stamas from the Glass Cannon Networ

The Tug Hole: Aft to the Stern (with Kate Stamas)

Sep 15th, 2023 1h 2m

Phoebe Richards, Moe Gibson, and Norman “Stump” Sumpter are back to take on The Tug Hole at the behest of Julius and Burl Summers. It won't be as simple or quick or as heavily narrated as The Bog Job. And, as our resident Lisa Vanderpump, Kate

Reset to One // The Bog Job (with Kate Stamas)

Sep 1st, 2023 1h 9m

Flaccid teeth are described during a discussion about what, exactly, is abetting. A flashback sets up what's coming.This episode features Kate Stamas from the Glass Cannon Network's Get in the Trunk, Time for Chaos, Glass Cannon Podcast, Glass

Assigned To You, A Sign To Me

Aug 19th, 2023 1h 8m

Sung to the tune of "Do You Want to Build a Snowman?" ... "Do You Want To Get Inside Me?"Share our slick new promo video everywhere, please and bless you. Support the show on Patreon.Buy some merch at the Contention General Store.Follow alo

The Truth, Ruth

Aug 4th, 2023 58m 43s

A line is drawn in the sand. A gun is drawn with no plan. A memory is drawn out to understand.Share our slick new promo video everywhere, please and bless you. Support the show on Patreon.Buy some merch at the Contention General Store.Follo

That's Not Brock

Jul 22nd, 2023 1h 3m

Campari is red, Daddy is blue, who do you trust if you can't trust the news? Share our slick new promo video everywhere, please and bless you. Support the show on Patreon.Buy some merch at the Contention General Store.Follow along on Instag

We're Allowed to be Anywhere

Jul 10th, 2023 59m 25s

Alternate titles: Double Fisting His Wake Up Juice // Let Daddy Do His Work // You've Wrapped Your Uncle in a Wall of ThighsSHARE OUR SLICK NEW VIDEO EVERYWHERE, BLESS YOU. Support the show on Patreon.Buy some merch at the Contention Genera

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Announcement

Jun 30th, 2023 5m 31s

SHARE THIS VIDEO EVERYWHERE, BLESS YOU. MAYBE EVEN CHECK OUT OUR RECENT REDDIT POSTS. Support the show on Patreon.Buy some merch at the Contention General Store.Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook.Find other listeners on Disc

The Wet Wings of God

Jun 24th, 2023 50m 1s

Regardless of what is said in this episode, all the members of the CAN team have seen the Wet Energy - so it must be something else that separates one of them from God. Submit your entries to the Season Two Fanart Contest/Drawing in the Subred

We're Getting Married

Jun 9th, 2023 52m 42s

Spring is here // Sky is blue // Birds all sing // as if they knew // Today's the day // we'll say "I do" // and we'll never be lonely anymore // Going to The Zeitgeist // and we're // gonna get married // Submit your entries to the Season T

Wet, Smooth Holes

May 28th, 2023 52m 58s

Many paths lie before our intrepid news team. Before choosing, one should trust the folks on their six (94.2). Support the show on Patreon.Buy some merch at the Contention General Store.Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook.Find

Clean Up, Clean Up, Everybody Do Your Share

May 14th, 2023 58m 16s

Alternate episode titles: Ask Jeeves-ing // Back on the Right Track // Bad Eggs in The CitySupport the show on Patreon.Buy some merch at the Contention General Store.Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook.Find other listeners on D

They Know

Apr 28th, 2023 42m 34s

House emoji. HUMINT emoji. DMX emoji. I guess the latter two are requests.Support the show on Patreon.Buy some merch at the Contention General Store.Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook.Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit

A Water Feature

Apr 15th, 2023 1h 20m

Fuck, y'all. Roleplaying is so much fun. You gotta get a game going. Shit's wild. Support the show on Patreon.Buy some merch at the Contention General Store.Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook.Find other listeners on Discord an

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Patreon Bonus // The Lost Treasure of John Lee Pettimore // Part One

Apr 1st, 2023 1h 25m

This here formerly-exclusive episode is the first of a new Pettimore-centric Patreon arc written and run by Thomas! Joe, Luke, and Zach are playing Pettimores, back in the holler for the first time after the events of Season One for Ma Pettimor