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The following podcast is a Dear Media

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production.

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Pretty Basic. Go

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ahead. Hi

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guys.

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Welcome back to Pretty Basic. I'm your co-host Remi

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Cruz. And I'm your other co-host Alicia

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Marie. Honestly, it's not about us today. No. Today

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we have... I wrote this down for you. Singer,

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songwriter, actor, actress, athlete,

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activist, a scientist on the motherfucking side,

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best-selling author, Vogue Philippines cover

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star, Drag Race Philippines guest judge,

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Leo extraordinaire,

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Brevin Rocks!

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The crowd goes wild. Oh my god, guys.

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Sit down. It's just me. It's

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literally just me, like an island girl. Oh

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my gosh. Hey, audience. And for

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those of y'all listening on Spotify,

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I suggest you guys watch us on YouTube because

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I'm not wasting this glam, bitch.

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I love that you did our job for us. No,

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we were begging them to watch the YouTube. Like you said, I'm a Leo.

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Y'all gonna see me today, bitch. The

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fuck? Watch this shit on YouTube. Thank

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you so much for being on our podcast. I'm

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sorry. Also, thank you for having

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me, you guys. Part two in the flesh.

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Also, humble. Humble king. Humble,

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humble, humble. Yes, I am very

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humble. Well, we're so excited. Back

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when we started the podcast, you were one of our first guests. I

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know. But it was audio only. Yes.

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And the world didn't get to see this. So now

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we have the YouTube video. We're in the studio

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and I'm

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just excited to be girlies and talk. Yeah, I

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would use audio very loosely, though, because

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I think I was actually recording with a

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toothbrush, girl. I

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sounded like Optimus Prime. I have

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a distinct memory of you being like, wait, let me

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get my headphones. And you're like, wait, oh,

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I need a mic. Let me go get my mic.

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Girl.

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During that time, I had just found podcasts. Honestly,

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I wasn't really into podcasts yet. And that's when

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I just started getting into podcasts. And I was like, how

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do I get into podcasts?

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how the fuck does this even work? So that's why I didn't even

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have my headphones or like my mic.

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So I set it up that day. No, we were

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all, you did a lot more than some of those guests

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did honestly. So thank you for driving.

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I was not gonna be like with my, you know how everyone

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was recording with their wireless. Yeah,

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yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, I'm

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not gonna sound like I'm Optimus Prime girl.

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None of that.

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I remember we spent a lot of that podcast also telling

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you to start your own podcast. Yes, and

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look where we are now, no podcast. I

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was like, I thought you were gonna have a podcast. I

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was like, I don't have that in my notebook. Fuck.

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Still no podcast? I would

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love to have one. I already know a format

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that I really wanna do. Can I actually

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just,

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I'm gonna pitch it out here and y'all can comment in

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the YouTube section if y'all can get a good idea.

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But I really wanna do like a chicken shop

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kind of like Emilia vibes. But

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it's me convinced that they're so into

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me and it's gonna be called, You Want Me So Bad.

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That's the title, You Want Me So Bad. And it's just

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me interviewing like regular people.

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Imagine me interviewing like a firefighter.

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Okay, I love that. You know what I mean?

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I'm in a smoky eye. Obviously, smoking a seat.

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So what is it about me that you want?

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What did you notice about me first? What about fire

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that turns you on? Fire. Exactly.

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So that's gonna be the format of my show.

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Like my guest just wants me so

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bad.

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I really thought it wasn't good. I know. I'm

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saying, so don't fucking steal it, bitch. Yeah,

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copyright trade bargain now. We also congrats

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on your new partnership.

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So sweet, thank you so much.

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What have you been up to lately? I have

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been up to, oh

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my gosh. I've been on my winding

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down era. Really? No,

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go to fuck. I don't know if you've been a jet center. We

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were just at Beyonce, which I'm

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so mad y'all did not do a whole episode about yet. I

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feel like this episode we could do that. We

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should. Let's definitely, I think it's perfect. Beyonce

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was so fun. Honestly, I've

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just been home and...

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meditating I because before Beyonce

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I was home for 24 hours just repacking

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from Philippines I came back from

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Motherland and yeah, so

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I'm just like winding down and I'm back in

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my LA era again this month Yeah,

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it took me three fucking times to get in here

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this week because on Sunday

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my site got cancelled the next day

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after that It got delayed and so I went to the

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airport for like as I would afford

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a delayed times and bitch They closed the

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TSA line on me So I

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have to come

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back you yeah, not on me

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But I got there at 1030 and they closed

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it at 1030 What and then they were like

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you can check in at the International and I'm like

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bitch. I'm not doing a whole run so

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yeah So my god

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took

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me three times to get here, but I got in last

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night.

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Oh wait. I didn't know I

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Okay, well we have Celsius and all that and

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now you have no reason to not come out with us

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tonight I know now. I'm on the spot.

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We're going out. It's karaoke night We're gonna sing

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oh I did also do karaoke the other night. I

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think that's also why my voice is gone What's your karaoke

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song I go to I did before

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he cheats by Carrie Underwood. I do love that one

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I don't know that song but you

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know that song Oh,

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I didn't know that was a title. Yeah,

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that is like the classic karaoke.

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I would say mine's like a virgin Hercules

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yeah, oh I

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usually go for the Philippine National Anthem,

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which is Beyonce listen

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See Yeah,

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that is

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literally the Beyonce that

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is literally our Philippine National Anthem girl like every

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karaoke If you don't get that song

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by the time you're eight years old

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But like what is it like to karaoke in the Philippines

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because I every so it's not karaoke to

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us. It's a performance Oh my god,

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it's a talent

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show really it's yeah, it's literally

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our thing like it I

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Don't know. I also would say I'm like one of those

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Filipinos.

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I don't really can't sing but like that's

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not true as the mic

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Is it gonna say singer on that intro?

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Yeah. Singer question mark. That's

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the first I've ever heard you

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say anything like that. Yeah,

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literally. Amazing. Well, so when you

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went to the Philippines recently, is that when you did Drag

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Race or was that previously? No, that was the first first,

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the last time that, gosh, I went

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to the Philippines twice this year. So the first

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time I went this year was Drag Race. And then this time

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around was really just for vacation because the first time

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I went back home, I didn't get any

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vacation. I literally was like work, work, work, book

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tour, a press and then

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like

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billboard shoots. And there was like really no

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time to be home and like be present and like

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be actually home because I was Bretman Rock for

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that time. And then so this time

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around, I came home as just Bretman and

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there was no really work besides like the Vogue gala,

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which

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was really me just going there to let

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them bitches know like, who's that girl? I was

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just fucking moving. Yeah. So

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yeah, I really just went home for vacation and to,

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you know, shit on bitches. I love shitting

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on people. Y'all literally, I feel like we're on your podcast. I'm like, oh, I'm

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so sorry. Oh my God. I love, well,

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not, not that it feeds my soul,

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but like when I was in high school,

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girl,

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I love when

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like I would pull up to class,

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not in my uniform. Oh, I saw the

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Snapchat. Oh, girl. Love making people like

7:19

we think their outfit like, oh, I thought I looked cute

7:21

today. The Bretman came. Where

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do you think the confidence all came from? I

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think, well, I do think that we

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are all a product of our environment.

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And fortunately for me, I was also

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raised by a little father

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and a school field mom. Me as well.

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I'm saying, how

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did we get this confident bitch? The bitches that raised

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us. My dad

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had the 16 step skincare

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routine before the Koreans even discovered

7:51

a girl. And my mom did not

7:53

let anybody like tell her shit.

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Like nobody

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could tell my mom anything. So they're just going.

7:59

growing up around that type of environment.

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But also just like my parents blurring

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the gender roles for me growing up because

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you know, in Asian culture

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like the mom is usually one at home, in

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any culture honestly like the mom, the dad's out

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working and the mom's at home taking care of the kids.

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But it was the opposite for us. It was the dad, my

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dad was at home taking care of me and my

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mom was out in the market selling

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for us and my dad had the long hair and my mom

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had the short hair. So like my

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parents have always

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blurred what gender roles were for me

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but also they were always just so

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confident and they knew who the fuck they were.

8:36

Wow. Which was so like

8:39

nice to grow up into and also they

8:41

knew who Bretman Rock was before even I

8:43

knew who I was like and they let

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me explore that and I think that is truly

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where my confident comes from is just like

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my parents being like, yeah my son's

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gay and your son's

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a loser. I love him.

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And those words came from like my dad.

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So it was just like. Wait,

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that's so cool because so many people don't have that

9:04

and like to be able, like that was your

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standard to you. You're like why wouldn't

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your parents be accepting? And

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I think that's why I feel so privileged

9:13

whenever I have like young queer people

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tell me, oh my God I don't know why I'm getting emotional

9:18

now. Like girl, especially like when

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young queer people tell me like I helped them come

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out and I kind of have like that self reflection

9:25

of like,

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oh my God girl I didn't even come out.

9:28

So how did

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I help you come out when I

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never had to come out? Like

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I never, and I've never verbally said

9:36

like, hey y'all come out. Yeah. So.

9:39

So. So

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in a way I totally get that. I've always,

9:43

I really truly just always

9:45

been out.

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I feel like usually coming out is more

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so especially to your parents is like a huge part

9:51

of it but to have them like just

9:54

from day one. Yeah. Because I love

9:56

that so much. And not to say I joke about coming

9:58

out but like sometimes I.

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to take very serious moments with

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my mom and I'm like, mom,

10:04

I'm gay. Like I literally

10:06

just took like both fun over. I

10:07

do that because I do it to her so often.

10:10

She's just like, you know, she just sighs. Like,

10:13

Anne? Okay, girl,

10:15

we knew when you were conceived.

10:16

But I love that it was just

10:18

like an innate thing that was instilled in you. It

10:20

wasn't like they were even actively trying

10:22

to do that. Like they just sounded like amazing parents

10:25

that just were super accepting over everything.

10:28

Yeah, they

10:28

love each other. They love themselves.

10:30

Yeah. But

10:32

I love that. I feel like just you're

10:34

so inspirational to actually

10:37

everybody like the more I've been talking about you a lot of times.

10:40

You're not on the tremulous. That's

10:41

why my hair been ringing, bitch. I saw

10:44

her.

10:44

Every single person, every

10:46

person fucking loves you. And

10:48

I know like you're just like, you're loving

10:50

hearing this right now, but I really mean it from the bottom of my heart. Like

10:53

you are such an inspiration to so

10:55

many, especially being an Asian

10:57

person. The representation that

10:59

you bring to queer people, to Asian people all over,

11:01

it's

11:01

truly,

11:02

you're such an enigma and no one else

11:04

can do it like you do it.

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What do you even say to that thing?

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Thank you,

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Remy. No, I really thank

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you. Cause I think

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a big part of like even when the

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whole cancer culture was a big thing.

11:19

And to be honest, like,

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thankfully I'm loved. I didn't really

11:24

get much

11:27

bite from the cancer culture, but what

11:29

I did get from like the little taste that I got from

11:31

cancer culture was just like,

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I really would hate

11:35

for this to reflect the way that my

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mom raised me.

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Like that's really what I was worried about is my mom

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seeing

11:41

those hate comments of like people

11:43

saying that how horrible I am of

11:46

a person. And like, I would just

11:48

hate for my mom to read those and think

11:50

like, I did not raise a good son. I think,

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I don't know why that affects me so much

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because I know my mom,

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she just

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wanted to raise great kids.

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I think that like

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worked hard, but also like respected people,

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but also like knew

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when not to be respected and when to

12:08

like defend themselves and stuff

12:10

like that. But I don't know, we didn't know

12:12

where I was going with that. I've never heard an influencer

12:15

say that or a creator, whatever. I don't

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know. No, no, no, no. Like that is one of

12:19

the most selfless things every influencer makes about themselves.

12:22

You know what I mean? Like the fact that you're thinking about your mom

12:24

and what she would think and like that just shows

12:26

your heart. Like that's rare. Like

12:29

to you, I'm sure it feels like

12:31

natural, but I'm like, I'm my mouth. Oh,

12:33

I was like, Oh my God. I've never heard anyone talk

12:35

like that about it. Oh, I

12:37

think it's because it's like whenever I'm

12:39

reading it,

12:40

I have those moments where I'm like, that's not how

12:42

I was raised. Literally,

12:45

that's my first thought every time of hate is just

12:47

like, that's not

12:48

why I was raised.

12:49

Wow. So you do like, do you take it to heart in a

12:51

way where you're like too hard because I I know

12:54

I'm not like that. It's just like, you

12:56

haven't even met me. Okay, you know,

12:58

you don't know me. You don't know my mom. You

13:00

don't know where I've come from. Or just like even when people

13:02

say that I am a bad brother

13:05

because of how I mean to my sister

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and I'm just like,

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oh, that's how we grew up. Like, I'm

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sorry. I truly, that's

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not how and I'm not going to make it like

13:14

a race thing because I know like there's white

13:16

people out there who are mean to their siblings because

13:19

that's how they grew up too. But like, bitch,

13:21

Filipinos, we don't say I love you to each other.

13:23

Tough lovers like my I don't even when

13:26

was the last time my mom hugged me? You

13:28

know what I mean? My mom hugs

13:29

me. It's like a side hug. Like

13:31

literally like the hug that you give to like your

13:33

friend of me. You know,

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so that's how we grew up. So

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I mean, it's just like, I can't defend myself

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on those

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types of situations. But yes,

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it does affect me. But it doesn't like there's

13:46

other shit. Yeah, it doesn't affect

13:49

me in a point where like, I'm like, I can't

13:51

post anymore.

13:51

Yeah. I mean, I think there's a lot of hate

13:53

comments. Oh, no. Okay.

13:56

Yeah. No, I think it no. Honestly,

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it was

13:58

just during the MTV.

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Oh, I forgot about that. Yeah,

14:02

it was during that time. I ate that shit.

14:04

I gobbled that shit up. Aw, thank you.

14:06

Thank you. I sit in my bed

14:08

and turn it on every time there's anyone up. I loved it so

14:11

much. But I understand what you're saying. I feel like the

14:13

more that I open up, even with our friendship,

14:15

we were just talking about recently how, obviously we've done this podcast

14:18

for like five years, and only over the five

14:20

years we've gotten closer, and I feel like as

14:22

we've gotten closer, our friendship has become

14:24

more, almost like sisters in a way, where

14:26

it's like we poke fun at each other, and

14:28

I'll bring Cal on the podcast and

14:30

open up my relationship with Cal, or

14:32

I brought my brother on, and I love letting everybody

14:34

in to see so much more, but it also opens

14:37

up

14:37

the floodgates for people to make judgmental

14:39

calls of like, yeah, like Remy is so

14:42

sexy with Cal, or whatever it may be, and I feel

14:44

like

14:44

I love it because for the people that

14:47

I think deserve to know

14:49

more of my heart and my relationships and

14:51

things, yeah, and I want to share that with, it

14:54

also opens it for people who want to make judgments. So

14:56

it actually, it affects me a lot, but we all know

14:58

that because I'm a baby back bitch. I'm always

15:00

crying. I was also going to say, I

15:02

feel like it's an

15:03

ongoing, I know it's a joke

15:05

when you guys make poke fun of Alicia

15:07

cutting you

15:08

off, but I think like people

15:10

take that

15:11

seriously as if like you are actually

15:13

bothered by Alicia cutting you off.

15:14

I'm like, I don't think Remy gives a fuck. I could not care less.

15:17

I could not care less. To me,

15:19

I'm like, we wouldn't be talking about it if it actually

15:21

was a serious thing. You know what I mean? We wouldn't be

15:23

openly saying, like that's just our dynamic.

15:26

We would never joke about something if it felt like

15:28

a weird source subject. So like if we ever do

15:30

talk about stuff to us, like, oh no, we're over. It's like

15:32

not a thing. Like we're fine. But then

15:34

the comments are like,

15:35

oh my God, at 2432,

15:37

did you see Remy look at Alicia? Like she clearly

15:39

was mad and it was like, I was disassociating.

15:41

Yeah, or you were just fixing your last

15:43

day. Actually, I was like probably having anxiety

15:45

attack. It's okay. Yeah, there was just a glitter

15:47

in her lash. Yeah.

15:56

As you guys know, Remy is such a talented

15:58

cook.

17:59

you know my social media all I see are

18:02

costume ideas and people having

18:04

fun little parties and Making food

18:07

and snacks and I am jealous. I

18:09

Think I'm gonna throw a Halloween party

18:11

this year

18:12

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18:14

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18:19

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18:33

I don't know what I want to be for Halloween

18:35

this year, please You know send

18:37

me a DM or leave some comments of

18:39

ideas for me. I feel like I

18:41

went so full out last year I

18:43

kind of want to just have a more chill Halloween,

18:47

Halloween weekend, Halloween month. What

18:49

is about Halloween? It's like an entire month I feel like

18:51

it's not just Halloween

18:52

but regardless

18:54

I think I want to be low-key this year.

18:55

Remy and I we are filming a really

18:57

exciting Halloween episode for Pretty Basics

19:00

So Remy and I got our costumes from Macy's.

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I'm really excited for you guys to see it So

19:05

yeah, now I'm thinking maybe I'm gonna have like a cute small

19:07

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19:09

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19:12

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19:14

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19:19

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19:21

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19:25

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19:30

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19:32

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19:55

Okay, but speaking of cancel culture I feel

19:57

like you are the most unproblematic influence

19:59

creator to ever exist. Because

20:02

I leave everybody alone girl. I was gonna say how? Everybody

20:04

leaves me alone as well in my little rock girl

20:07

on my little island.

20:08

I don't do anything to hurt other people girl,

20:11

just me and my chickens. Also I feel like from day

20:13

one, you've been unapologetically yourself. And

20:16

that I think a lot of cancel culture comes

20:18

with people being two faced a lot or

20:20

like behind the scenes they're different than how they appear

20:22

and da da da da. This is me going back sorry to

20:24

you in high school. Cause that's when I, my friend was

20:27

like, do you know this Bretman rock? Like, oh

20:29

my God, you need to watch him going to high school literally

20:31

like coming late to class. I was

20:34

like so funny.

20:36

So we would sit and watch some of your Snapchat.

20:38

Oh my God. But

20:39

now I'm like, Okay, that's how I know your OG actually.

20:42

OG.

20:43

I'm the only bitch that could say they started at Snapchat.

20:46

Honestly, I don't think I know anyone else

20:48

you have. Literally. That's insane.

20:50

But did you ever feel pressure? I don't know when you have all these

20:52

people coming you being like, I look up to you you're an inspiration.

20:55

Like, do you ever feel pressure?

20:57

Oh gosh.

20:58

I really don't want to sound like that bitch. That's

21:00

like, oh yeah, my life is better than everybody. But

21:04

honestly, growing up in

21:06

an island of population of three fucking

21:08

people, I

21:11

did not feel the pressure honestly, because

21:13

before I was Bretman rock on the

21:15

internet, I was Bretman rock in real life in

21:18

high school. I was always

21:20

in my fifth grade water play. I was wearing

21:22

a two piece bikini. I'm

21:24

dead. In middle school PE, I

21:27

was always allowed to pick if I wanted to be in the boys

21:29

and girls team. I

21:31

was in every student console. I was always

21:33

involved in school. So I was like loved

21:35

honestly. Like I'm not just loved

21:37

online, but like also like honestly

21:40

loved in school and like all my teachers,

21:43

you know, they like people would always be like, how are you always

21:45

late? Well girl, my teachers

21:47

let me because they knew I was a bad bitch. I

21:49

graduated with honors. I did all

21:51

my homework and they knew I was also traveling

21:54

in high school at the time. That's the only times

21:56

where I would say I felt pressure was when

21:58

I started to travel because who.

21:59

Who

22:00

is in high school, going

22:02

to LA a week out of every

22:04

month to do VidCon, to

22:07

release a makeup palette, to do

22:10

big meetings with makeup

22:12

brands and UTA girlies?

22:15

Who's

22:17

doing that in high school? So

22:19

that's where I would feel pressure is when I'm

22:21

not home and I think that's why

22:24

I stayed home. Honestly

22:27

because I don't feel much pressure

22:29

when I'm home. I only really feel it when I'm in

22:32

fashion week, in New York or Paris

22:35

or like when I'm in LA filming in studios.

22:37

Not that I feel pressure right now because I literally feel like I'm just hanging

22:39

out with my friends. But yeah, no,

22:42

I did not feel the pressure because

22:46

people were always also telling me to

22:49

do YouTube

22:51

as well. So literally it was just like

22:53

me

22:54

just following what my friends told me to

22:56

do. And they were my first

22:58

viewers. Honestly I became

23:00

a Bretman Rock in Hawaii before

23:02

I became Bretman Rock in the world and I think I owe

23:04

so much of Bretman Rock on

23:06

the island and so much of my confidence

23:07

because

23:09

girl, literally they

23:11

love Ma who's back home, Ma who is

23:13

gay. They love Ma who's

23:16

in Hawaii and I was

23:18

always celebrated and I think that helped a

23:20

lot with not feeling the pressure because I

23:22

was already celebrated with my family

23:25

and then at school, my

23:27

teachers and everyone around me celebrated

23:29

me and encouraged Bretman Rock and I think that's

23:31

why I

23:34

didn't feel much pressure because I think I

23:36

was just following what people were telling

23:39

me. Like how different would it be if we all grew up accepted?

23:41

You know what I mean? I think you're like the prime example

23:44

of that. Like that's insane. Just surrounded

23:46

by so much love.

23:47

So much love and so much people that just

23:49

believed in you.

23:51

And now oh my gosh, I'm like girl

23:53

can you believe in me again? Because I

23:55

think Hawaii is sick of me y'all. I think everybody

23:58

that wanted to meet and everyone.

23:59

I'm just joking obviously, but everybody that wants

24:02

to meet Bretman Rock in Hawaii has already met

24:04

Bretman Rock So I'm at a point in

24:06

my career now where like I could literally

24:08

just do

24:09

whatever I want back home And it's really just

24:11

the tourist people that like that's great though.

24:13

Don't go to Waikiki Normal

24:17

but in Ewa Beach and why not go to

24:19

any Beach I want and it's just like how is it Brett

24:22

really? Oh, that's amazing

24:24

about this point. Yeah Oh,

24:26

is there anything else in your career you want to do I feel like you've

24:28

done so much Oh gosh, I feel like

24:31

I'm just doing side quests is now honestly like

24:33

I feel like I'm just opening expansion packs

24:36

Fucking

24:39

things like this month. I'm releasing my

24:41

own ice cream flavor with Yeah,

24:46

thank you for Filipino American history month

24:48

I girl I'm judging drag

24:50

race I'm that's like writing books, which

24:52

I'm doing shit that I never really thought that was in

24:55

my fucking cards Yeah, honestly, so

24:57

I don't know what I'm doing

24:59

I'm willing to say yes

25:01

to every fucking that's funny though I feel like a lot

25:03

of people would look at you being like I want to be

25:05

like Bretman He's doing everything that is that

25:07

but to also hear that you don't know exactly Yeah,

25:10

like I think that's important because I feel like from the outside

25:12

It looks like you have all your ish together. Yeah,

25:15

you literally at Paris Fashion Week like

25:17

But I always tell people like even though I did

25:19

start at beauty

25:22

Beauty was really never my niche

25:24

which now it shows I think it

25:27

Felt like you were more in it, but now seeing you

25:29

out of it I feel like you've grown even a whole other

25:31

like

25:32

my niche is what I'm into at the moment

25:34

You know what I mean like and desi

25:37

which when we are to be on the concert She pulled me

25:39

to the side and she's like I just love that you

25:41

are a farmer yesterday and now You're

25:44

here full glam with extensions and

25:46

you're at Tomorrow you

25:48

go home again and you collect your eggs Yeah,

25:50

and you garden and then who knows what you're doing

25:52

next month. Yeah, I really was like,

25:54

oh my god, Desi you said something It's

25:57

true though. I feel like it's so apparent that everything

25:59

you do is also just for yourself. Like for

26:02

your own enjoyment to make yourself laugh, to make

26:04

yourself happy, to make little Bretman proud of himself,

26:06

like from the huge things of like drag

26:09

race and ice cream collab and Vogue

26:11

Philippines and all those things to like putting pants on your chicken.

26:13

Like I know you're just doing that to make yourself laugh but

26:15

like it's so apparent,

26:17

you're just having fun. And that's why everyone eats

26:19

that. Oh my God,

26:21

the race of the turtle.

26:23

The turtle, the

26:24

turtle. I just be doing shit, you know.

26:28

Like do you think like, oh, this is gonna go viral you're truly

26:30

just like, this is funny. I record everything. It's

26:32

just like, even if nobody's watching

26:34

it, I'm gonna upload that video girl. And

26:37

also I think just

26:39

to save the heartbreak for me, I never have those

26:42

thoughts anymore. Like, oh my God, this is gonna

26:44

go viral because bitch, if there's

26:46

anything about TikTok, the ones that you think

26:48

are gonna go viral is never gonna go viral. But

26:50

it's the ones that you barely thought about. You

26:52

look horrible babe. You look horrible and

26:54

oh my gosh, and it goes viral.

26:56

Like I'm like, I just gave you a

26:59

full blow out before where my

27:01

hair looks good in the end. But

27:03

this one where I'm trying out the old fucking filter.

27:06

Yeah, yeah. Has 3 million views. Go

27:08

fuck yourself TikTok.

27:09

Do you think you're gonna make

27:11

a return to YouTube ever? Oh my gosh,

27:14

I, yes. I feel

27:16

like I'm craving the long format

27:18

again. Thankfully,

27:19

even as a creator, not just a

27:21

consumer, I'm craving the long format

27:23

again. So yes, yes, yes. But

27:26

I would love to structure it more.

27:29

Yeah, I would just like to structure it more as like

27:31

a show. Yeah. Yeah, show stuff. Cause

27:33

I love like feeling like I have a show. Yeah.

27:36

Even just like this right now with the lights, with

27:39

the clapper, with the timer. Yeah.

27:41

Bitch, this is a show.

27:42

Our little KitchenAid pirate.

27:44

Yeah, literally in 26 minutes and 16 seconds.

27:46

I'm

27:50

excited though. I went back and looked at a bunch of your videos,

27:52

but I didn't realize it had been, I watched the room tour,

27:54

but I didn't realize it had been nine months since you

27:56

last posted that, which is crazy, but has it been like a

27:58

nice break for you? Oh my gosh.

27:59

I've been a lovely break honestly, just like not

28:02

YouTubing and like

28:04

not having to worry about that in my Gondras because

28:06

they love a good YouTube. Yeah, it's

28:08

been a nice break, but I low-key

28:11

do miss filming my mopongs

28:13

with my sister. Yeah, you're

28:15

shit like that. But girl, she keeps

28:18

popping out of these clones. Please talk

28:20

about the clones. Girl, oh yeah, my sister's

28:22

clones, y'all. The third one just drops. But

28:27

this one's a boy, Tofee. He's

28:29

really sweet. And now I have to

28:31

think of three fucking Halloween costumes every

28:33

year now. Oh, I love it. My sister just keeps adding

28:36

on. And that really started

28:38

because my little

28:39

niece, Cleo, her birthday is Halloween.

28:41

Oh, I didn't realize that. She's

28:43

an icon.

28:44

Every birthday girl. And this is

28:46

my year to pick our Halloween costumes.

28:48

And I did not tell her yet what we're doing.

28:50

Do you guys alternate? We do alternate,

28:52

but last year she was like,

28:54

I don't know what to pick because

28:56

she wanted to be a Roblox character last year. And I'm

28:59

like, we're not doing fucking Roblox.

29:01

That's too broad.

29:02

And I'm not. And I wanted it.

29:04

And last year I was like hot in

29:06

October. And I was

29:07

like, we need a gift body. But I'm

29:09

not wearing cartoon like boxes.

29:12

No cardboard boxes.

29:14

And I was like, oh, you should watch.

29:17

What was I last year? Oh, my gosh. Dorothy,

29:20

she was Dorothy with the Tin Man

29:22

last year. And I was like, and then I was like, I just basically

29:25

said that to her. I was like, we

29:27

should. She was

29:28

like, yes,

29:29

I like her dress. I was like, but this year,

29:31

Cleo, if you're watching, hey, bitch, I mean, hey,

29:33

girl. We're

29:37

doing Aladdin and Genie. She's Genie,

29:39

of course. It's

29:43

just an ode to my third grade

29:45

play drama where I played Aladdin. Obviously,

29:48

I want to see my teeth blue. Yeah, you're

29:50

going to paint your blue. I want to paint little

29:52

blue and piss her the fuck off. Oh,

29:55

God. I know my mind. But last

29:57

year I was the Tin Man. The

30:00

straw and then the fucking lion girl.

30:03

I'm like, yeah, two fucking mics.

30:05

Are you like handcrafting these or are you buying them? Oh

30:07

girl, what do you think of Silas before? Okay.

30:10

Shout out to you Brian Mallet, love you. Hi.

30:13

Did he craft this look today? No,

30:16

this was actually because

30:17

I was very excited for the new Jean-Paul Gaultier

30:20

collection.

30:21

Thank you so much. It's insane. I

30:23

truly feel like we are your guests on the pod. He did tell

30:25

me to buy it, so yes technically,

30:27

but I picked it up. No, it's cute.

30:30

I feel like we could step up our game a little bit. This

30:32

was me stepping up my game. I

30:35

was like, oh, I should like... His face like... No, I love,

30:37

I told Eros today, I was like, I love the fact

30:39

that Remy and Alicia really do be doing

30:42

so many full glam, but they're in sweatshirts.

30:44

Sweat shirt. And I'm like, girl. I think like

30:46

a sweatshirt with a full glam is cute.

30:48

Like I think that looks like a nice picture. No, I'm not

30:50

trying, it was bad, but I just think that it's so fierce. It's

30:53

giving very much like cold air. That

30:57

was every beauty guru in COVID.

30:59

That was like ball down every

31:01

time. I would never would have heard that as a compliment, but you

31:04

saying it was like such a big compliment. That was every

31:06

beauty guru in COVID. That was me in COVID girl. Full

31:08

glam, full B in the

31:11

clothes I woke up in. My COVID outfit, I kid

31:13

you not, was like the crew socks, the Nike

31:15

crew socks, sweat shorts, and then like

31:17

a corset top. Like I like tried halfway

31:19

to so cute. And that like every single

31:21

day, that's pretty much what I wore. I didn't change

31:23

out of my pajamas. I just rolled out of

31:26

bed and then went right back to bed and then rolled out of bed and then right back to

31:28

bed. Exactly. Were you stepping out?

31:30

To get the mail. Cute. Exactly,

31:33

yeah. Okay, actually something that you said at the beginning that stuck

31:35

with me is you have obviously a distinction,

31:37

or not obviously, but this stuck out to me. A distinction

31:40

between Bratman Rock and Bratman. Yes.

31:43

Can you explain the distinction? One of the great things I learned in therapy, honestly.

31:45

I love therapy. Love therapy.

31:48

I need to start seeing one again soon. I'm just

31:50

putting

31:50

that out there. When I watch this episode

31:52

back, I'm calling myself out. Yeah, she

31:55

goes to see a therapist again. I'm going tomorrow morning. Anyways,

31:58

I was telling her about. how a

32:02

lot of Bretman rocks problems

32:04

and Bretman problems because I had a boyfriend

32:06

at the time. Can we talk about that?

32:08

I've

32:08

always wondered, I've always

32:11

wanted

32:11

to know. And she was like,

32:13

did you ever think about them as two different people?

32:16

And then that's really when it stuck to me. And I'm

32:18

like, that is so true. Like Bretman

32:20

rocks problems is never really Bretman's problems.

32:23

So I truly just treat

32:25

them as left and right brain. Okay,

32:28

I've felt the same way with Alicia and Alicia Marie

32:30

because I've never gone by Alicia Marie ever until

32:33

YouTube. Yes. So like, but I

32:35

feel like I just sound crazy when I'm like,

32:37

oh, like Alicia Marie. Yeah, and people think

32:40

it's you trying to compare yourself to Hannah

32:42

Montana. And I'm like, girl, that's a whole different fucking

32:44

show. No, this is my brain we're

32:46

talking about and how I can't farmatolize

32:48

like my issues and problems, but

32:51

knowing when to deal with

32:52

them. Do you like physically tap

32:54

into it? Like you have to be like, okay, I'm going into this brain now

32:57

is that how you deal with, if there is a problem on

32:59

the table or at what point do you bring it up?

33:01

I guess in a sense, it's kind of just like how

33:03

I would ask you guys, like when do

33:05

you turn Remy and Alicia on? You know, is it

33:07

when the cameras are on or, you know,

33:10

are you always Remy and

33:11

Alicia? Well, and sometimes I feel like it takes

33:13

more to be on. Like sometimes I'm like,

33:15

okay, like, it's going to take more for me to turn it

33:18

on today or whatever. For sure. But

33:20

it is hard having that, like when your brand is, I

33:22

don't think I turn it on as much. The lines do get blurred.

33:25

Yeah, I think that's my issue, especially with vlogging

33:27

so frequently as much as I do and vlogging like

33:29

start to finish. I think that that's

33:32

why the comments bother me so much is because I really

33:34

do think that is who I am. And

33:36

if it's just being misinterpreted, then it's being

33:38

misinterpreted. But I think that is actually my root

33:40

issue.

33:41

So I'm going to try and start thinking in that way. Yeah.

33:44

This is for me, ask it. Ask it.

33:46

Love.

33:47

That's really interesting though. And I feel

33:49

like it's helped you in more ways than.

33:52

It helped

33:52

a lot, especially because at that time I was

33:55

dumped.

33:56

And so I was like, girl, Bretman

33:59

got dumped.

33:59

Bretman Rock

34:01

wouldn't get down. It's a thought. Yeah.

34:03

Yeah. What the fuck do you mean? Yeah.

34:06

Yeah. So I was thoughtin' out

34:08

when I got down, but I was Bretman Rock.

34:10

Yeah. Bretman Rock was

34:12

thoughtin' out. So when you go home, is there like a

34:15

conscious thought, like, okay, Bretman's here now?

34:17

I think it's usually when

34:20

I'm with family where I'm just Bretman,

34:22

or like really when I'm just like with my dogs

34:25

and I'm like laid out in my grass.

34:27

Wait, how many do we have now? I have six

34:29

y'all, six dogs. Yes.

34:32

Could've been seven, but the vet killed one.

34:34

Wait.

34:35

Yeah, she was getting fixed, bitch.

34:38

What? She was getting fixed, because

34:40

I'm not trying to have like more

34:42

babies running around. She got fixed,

34:44

and then the surgery went well apparently,

34:47

and then in the recovery room, the

34:50

bitch started, the bitch, well she is a bitch, because she's

34:52

a female dog. Oh no. The bitch started turning

34:54

blue. Oh my God. And they started doing

34:56

CPR on her. And then she didn't wake

34:59

up, and guess what? Girl,

35:01

this is really gonna break y'all's heart, especially for

35:03

those of you watching at home. Her

35:05

birthday was the next day.

35:07

Oh honey. I'm

35:09

sorry. I'm making, literally,

35:12

I was like, for your first birthday, my gift

35:14

to you, no babies. Oh. And

35:17

she,

35:18

I can't even make a joke about it. Oh my God,

35:20

I'm just like so sorry.

35:21

I know,

35:23

but I had no

35:25

buts, but yeah, it is. I'm sorry, period. Oh

35:27

my God. And guess what? My other dog

35:30

was supposed to go after her. And

35:32

I'm like, y'all crazy if you think you're gonna fucking

35:34

operate on my next dog, they pull the plug.

35:37

Oh my God, oh my God. I'm so

35:39

sorry. But I know accidents don't happen,

35:41

and like you know, after that, that killed my

35:44

dog, watch this, I know you didn't actually kill

35:46

her. I just love saying that you killed her. It's just a

35:48

freak accident, but still, I'm sorry. Because

35:50

I can't, who am I gonna blame? Me, the fuck,

35:52

no. How

35:55

many pets do you have in total now of

35:57

all species?

35:58

Oh gosh, you're really gonna make me. do this right now.

36:01

One flower horn fish,

36:04

one albino red ear slider.

36:06

I love a red ear slider. That

36:09

bitch is going to outlive me. I'm so worried about

36:11

that. Mine ran away. When my parents told me he

36:13

ran away, but I like 10 years later thought

36:15

like, Oh my, did he die? And they didn't tell

36:18

me. But they don't die. Yeah. Red ear sliders

36:20

girl, they literally could last a war.

36:23

Like literally an asteroid could hit us. Rip

36:25

Henry. Red ear sliders and roaches.

36:28

Anyways, sorry, the red ear sliders,

36:31

six dogs, 45

36:35

chickens down because I'm adopting.

36:37

Oh my God, you guys, I'm adopting one

36:40

legged chicken.

36:40

I'll get

36:42

to that after this. Um,

36:45

two redfoot tortoises,

36:48

two leopard tortoises,

36:51

and then one peacock that I

36:53

will claim as my pet. Okay. Only

36:55

one. Because fuck the other eight. Honestly.

36:58

Yeah. And we were always like,

37:01

how do you know which one's Kim? I'm

37:02

like, Kim is the only one with the

37:04

nerve. The only

37:07

bitch with the nerve to fucking like

37:09

be out in my, like literally imagine waking up

37:11

in the morning and you open your blind and it's the bitch.

37:14

First thing you see like, I'm

37:15

like, God, I saw an eye booger in my eye and you're

37:17

the first thing. It's literally like Kevin from

37:20

up the big bird. Yeah. Is that everyone?

37:22

That's everyone. And I guess

37:25

like I have like minor

37:27

beta fishes and stuff, but I don't count them as that

37:30

because it's, yeah, we're at 61. 61. Okay. I

37:32

need eight more.

37:33

You know, we're going with that. Um,

37:38

we can

37:40

cut this, but you did recently tell me that you

37:42

were having some trouble with neighbors because you have too

37:44

many chickens. Oh yeah. We

37:46

don't have to cut this. Okay. We can keep this in. Okay.

37:51

So apparently

37:53

I heard from the grapevine that we're only

37:55

allowed 20 chickens.

37:56

Oh. Um,

37:58

and no roosters. Oh,

38:00

but I'm like, who's gonna come to my fucking house and

38:02

count my chickens?

38:03

So yeah.

38:05

You did tell me also you had to photoshop

38:07

them out sometimes, is that true? Oh yeah, so sometimes...

38:10

Wow, I really be telling you shit when you look

38:12

at how you know this. Sorry, you trusted me and then I

38:14

threw it back at you. How do you know

38:16

this? But yeah, whenever I do

38:19

make chicken videos, I always count

38:21

the screen, like how many chickens are on the screen.

38:24

Oh. Because girl, my HOA, they're

38:26

on it, bitch. Yeah. I can't have them screenshotting

38:28

and be like, we counted 23. Oh,

38:30

wow. You know what I mean?

38:32

Yeah. You're always on chicken watch. Yeah, so I always

38:35

let... so I have three different coop and each

38:37

one has like 12 to 10 chickens. So

38:40

I let only two coop out each day

38:42

so that only... there's only like really 20 chickens out

38:44

each day. Oh. That's

38:46

vast. Yeah, one coop is ceramic, one coop is

38:48

for the fluffy ones and one coop is for like the

38:50

bigger chicken. Wait, so where's the one-legged one

38:53

going? The one-legged one is the ceramic.

38:54

The ceramic ones are like the miniature

38:56

chickens

38:56

from Thailand. Cute. Yeah,

38:59

the ones that I be hatching on eBay. I

39:01

was gonna say, so you're hatching your own chickens? Some

39:04

of them I hatch on eBay. Girl, who knew you could fucking order

39:06

eggs on eBay, girl? I also ordered albino

39:08

peacock eggs on chicken and I want my $300

39:11

back because they never hatch.

39:14

What? I bought a whole fucking incubator

39:16

for them, bitches. I was turning

39:18

them

39:18

myself each fucking

39:20

day. Because of my dream.

39:22

You know that one episode on Spongebob where it's like,

39:24

I need the label, the label, the label, the label. That's me. Yeah.

39:28

That's me, bitch. I am Spongebob, like literally. Fabulous

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41:33

me girl. Do you eat chicken?

41:36

Bitch. Minced, diced, baked,

41:39

adobo-style fried

41:41

bitch. Do you feel sad?

41:45

No I don't eat my chicken. The question

41:47

should be do you eat your chickens? No. I don't even eat their

41:49

fucking eggs. You don't eat their eggs? Girl

41:51

no. I get like 60 eggs a

41:53

week and I just give them to my dogs girl.

41:56

That's why their coats be so shiny. What

42:00

is their skincare routine? I'm like fresh eggs

42:02

every morning. They're like fresh. Yeah,

42:05

because I'm just like girl these are chicken periods. These

42:07

are my fucking grandkids. Yeah,

42:09

these are my grandkids you want me to eat? No bitch.

42:12

No, so I still I have my

42:14

own Costco eggs. Okay. But I only do

42:16

egg whites anyway, so I get the cartons. Love

42:18

those. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, yeah. I get the cartons. Yeah, okay

42:21

can I sell for any story one time? One time,

42:23

I don't

42:23

know why I just have to

42:25

tell stories. No, we love it. People

42:27

eat this one. They

42:28

love it. Bitch, tell me why I

42:30

was you know, when you wake up still high from

42:32

the edible you ate last night, I was making myself

42:34

a cup of coffee and they really need to

42:36

make those egg cartons more

42:39

looking like a milk egg carton

42:41

because

42:41

bitch, tell me why I was making myself

42:43

coffee and I poured the

42:45

egg white and I mix it and I'm like, why is

42:48

it curdling? Ah, they

42:50

cook the egg white. Oh, because it's called

42:52

a hot coffee? And I

42:54

drank and I gagged and I didn't drink coffee for

42:56

like two weeks because it was enough to traumatize

42:58

me. I mean when you go to a bar sometimes they put

43:00

egg whites in a drink. So like, yeah, you

43:03

can do that. Yeah, I love like

43:05

the foamy, the whiskey sour. Yeah.

43:08

Oh, okay. Whiskey girl

43:10

because of Bella Hadid another fucking story

43:13

which I could tell you if you want. Yes, go into it. Okay, so we

43:15

did a micro course. So,

43:19

y'all before this day,

43:22

mind you, I'm not a drinker

43:24

at all, like at all. And

43:26

at a micro course,

43:28

my first time ever meeting Bella Hadid

43:30

girl, she was like, I need a drink and she had

43:33

asked for a whiskey.

43:34

That was the day that I became a whiskey drinker girl.

43:36

Yeah, I was like, this is the nastiest

43:39

shit ever. Hello, Trincit. And

43:42

I'm a start fucking drinking whiskey and I

43:44

always order whiskey now. Like literally, even if I

43:46

just take a sip because Bella would. WWBD.

43:50

What would Bella do or what would Bretman do?

43:53

The D could be for anything. What would Beyonce

43:56

do bitch? What would Barney do?

43:57

Okay, all icons.

44:00

Oh,

44:03

okay. So dating. Oh, yeah,

44:05

girl hit me. So I

44:08

remember like,

44:10

are we talking about the same relationship? Like how many relationships

44:12

have you been in? The

44:15

one where I ate up like

44:17

girl,

44:17

I low key, I will say

44:19

if there's ever a documentary of somebody

44:22

like hiding their man

44:24

from the public, you I need

44:27

to be the star of that because bitch ain't nobody

44:29

ever found my ex like ever.

44:32

Still pretty, still pretty much. Because

44:35

he also didn't have social media. We were

44:38

in an island, three people. And those three

44:40

people, they're not snitches. It was during COVID

44:43

the prime of our relationships. So girl,

44:45

we really

44:45

did not leave. Yeah, I remember

44:48

you were very adamant about not showing a space.

44:50

And I remember even seeing if I did see if it didn't like not

44:53

that I was talking to you. But if it did happen to show up, it

44:55

would like people were respectful and didn't even show his

44:57

face. And I thought that like

44:59

said a lot. Yeah. Yeah. But how they how much they

45:01

respect you and your wishes. I also think I'm

45:03

like, do y'all see me dating somebody?

45:07

Like be fucking for real right now. Like, do y'all

45:09

see me like wife's up?

45:12

Like,

45:14

what's your type? Exactly. I

45:17

was gonna say I can see it. But I don't know what I like.

45:20

Yeah, literally. Okay,

45:22

so

45:22

my type. Oh my god, this is the perfect

45:24

time for this.

45:26

Roll out the hinge before

45:29

I talk about this. Because I know y'all be hinge. Which

45:31

I need to get on the

45:34

apps. Actually, are you not on any apps? Never.

45:36

I was on my app for a day. And then

45:39

I'm told job I lost my

45:41

virginity at Disneyland from Grindr. Oh,

45:43

my god. I forgot. I

45:46

forgot the story. Can you read the book? Oh, actually

45:48

tell it. But after this part, because I lose my

45:58

train of thought, which I already I've already dated already, what was

46:01

I saying? Ah, fabulous question. Oh, you're tight,

46:03

pinched. Oh, my tight. So got

46:05

banned on Grindr, I'm never allowed again. Every

46:07

time I try to make one banned the first 10

46:09

minutes,

46:10

every single time, and then Tinder,

46:13

why

46:13

am I wasting my time? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Raya.

46:16

Yeah. Who the fuck are you? Yeah.

46:19

So there's really not much for me. And

46:22

then

46:22

the M's, I'm like, girl, do

46:25

you really fucking think I'm gonna be getting

46:27

married one day and my vows is like, I remember

46:29

when you DMs me. No, bitch.

46:32

No. I'm not meeting the love of my life

46:34

online. I don't think that's bad

46:36

though, you think that's bad? No,

46:38

I just don't want that to be a part of my fantasy. Yeah,

46:40

yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a fantasy girl. I

46:43

know, I'm sorry. I need to meet him in a bowl. Like

46:46

I need to

46:46

be drowning and, you

46:49

know. Bitch,

46:52

like,

46:54

that vibe, like, you know, I'm

46:56

a fantasy bitch. No, I'm not that big. So

46:59

much fun. And people are like, and my mom

47:02

too, is like, do you even think

47:04

like your boyfriend's

47:04

gonna watch your videos or like your future

47:07

lover is gonna watch your video and cringe?

47:09

Like, you think you're losing a

47:11

potential lover because of your videos? And I'm

47:13

like, mom, my fucking future lover

47:16

is not

47:17

at home watching my TikToks and

47:19

Instagram videos. My future lover

47:22

is probably like, you know, reading contracts,

47:24

he's a lawyer. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. My future

47:27

lover is in a NASCAR driving.

47:29

Oh, okay. You wanna be baby.

47:32

Yeah, I am baby. You are baby. I'm

47:34

baby. So yeah, without being said,

47:36

which leads me to my time. Yes, yes.

47:39

You know what, baby is always gonna need

47:41

a daddy. And I always

47:44

tell people, I'm like, bitch. When

47:46

people ask me about my type, I'm like, bitch, do you

47:49

really fucking think my dad left me when I was

47:51

eight to be into people my age? No,

47:53

bitch. I'm into daddies.

47:56

Like, I love older men. So

47:58

if there's any older men watching this,

47:59

which I know is not your demographic, but

48:01

if your dad, yay,

48:04

I know y'all got parents out there, let

48:07

them know, or uncles, I love uncles. Yeah,

48:09

maybe they're not watching your videos, but maybe

48:11

like, you know, their sons or daughters are,

48:13

you know? No, maybe they just have a hot dad,

48:16

like a single dad, single uncle. My

48:18

type is like very much like Lana's

48:20

type. Yeah, but

48:22

not Lana's type. Oh really? Like

48:25

daddy, like a cop.

48:27

Yeah, you want us to host around. Yeah,

48:29

like a fire fighter. You want me to throw

48:31

up? No

48:32

wonder! You're doing

48:34

the podcast.

48:34

Oh yeah, that

48:36

was my first, girl, I already know who I'm

48:39

marrying. It's a dating show, now it makes

48:41

sense. So yeah,

48:42

my type is older, cuter,

48:44

like a cow. I'll date a cow. You

48:47

want a cow? I love a cow. Okay.

48:49

I love a cow. She's not a daddy

48:52

though. Okay. Like a daddy

48:54

cow, like. You want a daddy cow? A daddy

48:56

cow. She throws her ring. I like that cow.

48:59

I like being taken care of though, it is nice.

49:01

Oh yeah, I'm baby girl.

49:03

Yeah. Oh my god. I just

49:05

love feeling small. I love being like a squirrel

49:08

in a tree. I climb it like a

49:10

tree. I love being like

49:12

craggy. Like, I could

49:14

break any moment now. You

49:17

know what I mean? Just the gust of wind's gonna take us away. Really?

49:20

Yeah, too much wind. I'm so tiny. I'm

49:23

dead because like, I get it. Did

49:26

you take anything away from your first relationship

49:28

that you'd like to share with the class? Of like learning

49:31

lessons or just like, good question.

49:33

In general. Thank you for that fabulous

49:35

question, Remy. Absolutely. I'll keep them

49:37

coming. Read

49:39

my book, fuck. There you go. I'm

49:42

kidding. Okay, if you wanna know what I learned, read

49:44

my book. Swipe up. No, I

49:46

actually would say the number

49:49

one lesson that I learned from that is I will

49:51

never...

49:53

Oh gosh, I can't.

49:54

I don't ever wanna close the door, but

49:56

like, I don't think I could live with anybody. Really?

49:59

Bitch, that was the cringiest thing I ever

50:02

did like was moved in with a boy

50:04

So you guys were living together for like a bit.

50:06

We were in COVID like and we were Girl,

50:09

y'all gonna cringe.

50:10

Oh my please don't leave hate comments online.

50:12

I'm really sensitive but um

50:15

and humble But

50:17

we moved in together after I

50:21

moved in with I know I know but you're

50:22

engaged now So like

50:24

what does that even have to do with it was so

50:27

early on like it was far too early on Sir

50:29

under the circumstances for sure. I I

50:32

give it a pass but like normally I would never either But

50:35

what's he your first love? He's my first boyfriend

50:37

ever

50:38

Oh,

50:40

not your first love

50:41

first love. Oh first love. Okay

50:43

Yeah,

50:46

well first everything but I feel like they're but

50:48

did you know oh, of course you knew I'm gonna

50:51

put that ring on didn't know bitch

50:52

I knew like a

50:53

year or two into it, but it took a long time But like

50:56

living together with someone it was hard, especially with

50:58

COVID. Yeah Yeah, like you would if

51:00

COVID didn't happen, you definitely wouldn't have moved in

51:02

then together No, not at all. Not at

51:04

all. But I also I think I also

51:07

dated someone that

51:11

Because they weren't online they

51:13

didn't really understand my world a

51:15

lot and I felt like I had

51:18

to explain Social media

51:20

to someone that was like older than me

51:22

not he was not that much older He's like

51:24

three years older than me at the time. Yeah,

51:26

that's how I knew I'm like girl. I'm definitely gonna be dating

51:29

daddy daddy Even three years

51:31

older is too young for me now

51:34

But anyways, yeah I learned not to move

51:36

in with someone after six months

51:38

or not moving with someone at all I thought who says

51:40

you have to move

51:41

in with yes, and I think the other

51:43

lesson that I learned from that from

51:46

what I was saying was

51:48

Boundaries I think like setting

51:50

boundaries really early on and I think that

51:52

wasn't really we didn't really set boundaries

51:55

for Bretman rock, but we said a lot

51:57

for Bretman And

51:59

he Because when I would come to LA for work,

52:02

that's obviously Bremen Rock

52:04

and he's texting me all these things

52:06

about like I think you're cheating on me right

52:08

now and I'm like bitch the last thing

52:10

I'm literally thinking about in LA and at the time

52:12

I fucking hated LA is big like literally

52:14

like

52:16

Like and literally like

52:18

you have you

52:19

have a lot of it

52:22

You have a lot of it Like

52:24

girl, I'm

52:25

not missing any meal. Yeah, why the fuck would

52:27

I be? Why would I why would I be

52:29

looking for that in LA to like and you

52:32

come here so much like you don't need that Yeah,

52:34

and

52:34

I'm a Leo and we're known like I'm

52:36

sure y'all are gonna come in some comment section like

52:39

bitch I've never met a loyal Leo, but like

52:41

Leos are loyal. I promise especially this Leo

52:43

Like I'm a loyal Leo and then for him to

52:45

say that I'm like bitch like

52:47

I think loyalty is like one of the Main traits of a

52:49

leader. I'm saying I'm like girl now

52:51

you're talking about how my mom raised my mom you

52:55

know what I mean, so

52:58

It was just like setting boundaries. I think I

53:00

Learned a lot like just

53:02

like letting him know like hey, this is what I do for a living

53:05

Yeah, um, and he would also get mad

53:07

whenever people would ask

53:08

me for pictures. I'm like These

53:11

are girls. No Yeah, it

53:13

sounds like he just had a lot of insecurities

53:15

that he had to work on but that's not fair

53:17

to put them on you Exactly and

53:19

he was breaking up with me every two months girl

53:21

It got to a point where I was like, okay any moment.

53:24

I'm gonna break up with me Where did you know the

53:26

relationship?

53:28

It had been three months when he didn't break up with me and

53:30

I was like literally it got to a point Oh my

53:32

god, I can't believe I'm saying this out loud,

53:34

but I don't care. I don't pay Lord

53:39

please give him a reason to leave me I

53:44

Did you really give him the

53:46

strength to leave me? I got your

53:47

nearly I didn't I

53:49

didn't have the strength to leave him For

53:52

some reason because I was like girl every

53:54

time you broke up with me I was the one chasing after

53:56

you and

53:57

then now if I broke up with you for the last

53:59

time I'm gonna

53:59

look stupid for chasing after you the eight times.

54:02

So I was like,

54:02

girl, it's been eight months.

54:05

Oh, I see. So you wanted him to break up. So

54:07

you wouldn't chase after you. That's why when people

54:09

ask me like, Oh, how did you deal

54:11

with your breakup so fast?

54:13

Because I really deal with that shit so fiercely,

54:16

which I moved out of my house right away. And I like,

54:18

I lived my life as if I never had a boyfriend. And

54:20

it was because one, he was breaking

54:23

up with me every two months. So I got used to being

54:25

broken up. Yeah. And then

54:27

two, I think, in a sense

54:30

of being in love, I think I was

54:32

very much like how girls would love were like,

54:34

they kind of clock out before the boys. You

54:37

know how that's the thing with girls? Like they,

54:39

they break up with you in their heads before you break

54:42

up with them. Absolutely. And

54:43

I think that was with me where I was like, girl,

54:45

I'm done.

54:46

When he broke up with me, I was like, Oh, girl, I

54:49

didn't even realize that a boyfriend this whole time.

54:50

I forgot I had a boyfriend. I was

54:52

like, okay, grab your shit and get gone.

54:55

Yeah, you better hurry up.

54:59

I feel like that I was thinking that in a relationship

55:01

a lot like long term one,

55:03

you, you obviously have problems

55:05

to cause what would probably lead to a breakup.

55:07

So you're kind of clocked out over a period of time.

55:09

So when it ends, you're like, okay, I'm fine. But with

55:12

situationships, I feel like it's harder

55:14

because it is so volatile. You're not sure what's going

55:16

on the whole time that I swear like a situation

55:19

ship hurts more than a breakup. I

55:21

personally think I feel like especially

55:23

when you've it's been a long time coming and it's the same

55:25

thing. You've already had time to process it versus

55:27

like, I mean, I guess it also depends

55:30

if you're like getting dumped versus being the person

55:32

dumping, but or you're

55:34

in that situation or you're just

55:36

like, yeah, I'm ready. Just

55:38

let him do that. Where did

55:40

you mean him? I'm sorry,

55:42

but where did you meet him? Also,

55:45

do you know when I talk about this anymore? No, I love

55:47

this fucking subject. I haven't talked

55:49

about it in a while or publicly at all.

55:51

Yeah. Like a pretty basic bitch

55:54

exclusive. I love it. Which is what we're

55:56

titling this episode. A basic

55:58

bitch.

55:59

Um,

56:01

where did I meet him? I met him at the mall. At

56:04

the escalator. Fantasy! I

56:08

was walking down and he was

56:10

like, hey,

56:13

can we get a picture? And I turned around. I literally,

56:15

because we were passing like this. And

56:18

I'm kind of like a puppeteer

56:20

where I could talk without moving my lips. So

56:22

I was like,

56:23

see her, look at the guard coming out right now. Kibo

56:26

was right next to me. I was like, Kibo, look at the guard coming

56:28

out right now. I'm like staring

56:30

at him and then he comes up. And

56:32

then so he's up the escalator

56:34

now. I'm coming down and he goes down

56:37

and he can we get a picture? And

56:39

it was for his sisters, I guess because

56:41

apparently his

56:43

sisters had social media but he didn't. But

56:46

because they knew that he was starting to live in the... Wait,

56:48

he's not from Hawaii. He was just living there for work. Oh,

56:51

okay. They said if you ever run into

56:53

this bitch, take a picture for us. And

56:55

the only one that they... And the sisters literally

56:58

only watched like two YouTubers and it was like one of them. So

57:00

he asked me and then girl, get

57:02

this.

57:02

Oh my God, I'm really exposing

57:05

myself right now. Get

57:07

this. The next day, I literally

57:09

post and it was right around

57:12

Valentine's.

57:15

I was like, y'all, I'm looking for a Valentine's

57:17

Day. And I was like, in that video, I was like,

57:20

I saw a cute boy yesterday at the mall.

57:22

And if that was you, let me know. Just

57:24

who the end me. The

57:26

sister. Yeah, because he's good

57:28

enough.

57:30

And then that's when she told me where he works, which is a place that I shop

57:32

in. Did you go?

57:33

Girl, I never stopped going until I got my back. Girl,

57:36

I see, I want it. I like it. I got it. Oh

57:39

my God. Everyday he's working.

57:42

I'm like, oh, hi. Are

57:44

you a cop? A cop.

57:48

Yeah. And he'd

57:50

be like, I would be like, do you have this in a medium? He's

57:52

like, it's a large. The

57:55

top is a large? Girl, not me.

58:00

If you're watching this, I hate you so bitch. Yeah, we hate you

58:02

so much. I'm not blushing because of you. I'm blushing

58:04

of the fantasy. Nah! Of

58:07

the ethical. Yeah, I'm not blushing because of you. I'm blushing

58:09

because of the fantasy. Thank you. Just

58:11

in case

58:11

you run through this video.

58:13

For the small chance

58:15

you are, you're watching. But

58:17

yes, I met him at the mall.

58:19

Sister D. Anthony, she told me where he works.

58:22

And I pulled up the next day acting like

58:24

the sister D. Not the next day. Oh my God, I'm not that

58:26

fucking good. Was it Jean's warehouse? Is that what it's called?

58:28

No. You don't have

58:31

to say this, okay? It's

58:33

a luxury store. Oh, okay.

58:35

So you had to spin all the money off.

58:37

Oh, what was it?

58:39

Oh, okay. Yeah,

58:42

that was a video exclusive. So

58:44

if you're watching this on video, read

58:45

my lips. Yes. Okay,

58:48

well, thank you for giving us all that tea. I truly have wondered

58:50

for a very long time. But moving

58:52

forward with dating, I feel like

58:55

we would always talk about how we wanted to date someone who

58:57

wasn't necessarily in the space, but obviously understood

58:59

it. And most importantly, respected

59:02

it. Have you understood?

59:03

Perfectly. Exactly. But also

59:05

just like, so many guys, I feel like, are so

59:07

quick to be condescending. I'm like, oh, like, do

59:10

you even work? What do you do? I don't even

59:12

understand if that's a job, things like that. So

59:15

moving forward with

59:17

the fantasy, do you have

59:19

any things that you took away from that that you were like non-negotiable

59:22

as moving forward?

59:23

Especially, I feel like in that department. Yes.

59:26

I'm like, bitch, can you at least have a car? That's

59:29

a non-negotiable for me, because, bitch,

59:31

when this ex would fight me and break

59:34

up with me,

59:35

why was my Jeep gone? No,

59:37

no. And then he would take

59:39

my Jeep to go talk shit about me with his

59:41

friend. No. Did he at least fill

59:43

it back up?

59:45

The gas?

59:49

Exactly. The silence

59:52

is loud. Oh, you know what

59:54

the last straw was actually because I kind of beat around

59:56

the bush, so I might as well say it. The last straw

59:58

was me asking.

59:59

him to wash the dirty ass

1:00:02

fucking Jeep

1:00:03

that he took after he fought me. That's

1:00:05

the, I was literally the least you could do. I'm like, girl, I know

1:00:07

you

1:00:07

can afford the gas,

1:00:09

but I know you can fucking wash the Jeep.

1:00:12

And girl, I think mother

1:00:14

nature was listening that day because she made a drizzle,

1:00:16

girl. She made a drizzle. And

1:00:18

I got back home and ready

1:00:21

to see my freshly washed Jeep and it

1:00:23

wasn't. And I literally was like,

1:00:25

I only ask you to wash my Jeep.

1:00:27

And I was like, oh, this is my moment. I got to blow

1:00:30

this shit up.

1:00:31

I blew that shit the fuck up. He left.

1:00:34

That was

1:00:34

it was that Jeep literally that

1:00:37

like that was our last straw. Him washing

1:00:39

it after taking it away from me for

1:00:41

like fighting me and breaking up with me. Thanks

1:00:44

for that Jeep. So yeah, at least I have a car. Yeah,

1:00:46

that's yeah. Understood. Because I'm not a sugarbait.

1:00:49

I'm literally I think that is the one

1:00:51

thing I could take away from the whole

1:00:54

thing is like, I really don't think I could be.

1:00:57

The caretaker because I felt like I really

1:01:00

was taking care of him.

1:01:01

Also, it's hard when you want to be baby and you

1:01:03

want your daddy, even then daddy's baby because

1:01:05

you're like how are

1:01:07

you topping me? But I'm feeding you. Yeah.

1:01:10

Yeah. Like what?

1:01:12

How am I douching for a bitch with no

1:01:14

car with your new trogita? Great. Yeah,

1:01:17

exactly. The oil in your book. Go

1:01:20

buy the book. I'm literally like

1:01:22

I'm douching and not

1:01:24

eating all day for a bitch that can

1:01:26

even feed himself.

1:01:28

And not your chicken's eggs.

1:01:30

Exactly. Like

1:01:33

baby, I can't. I really can't. So yeah,

1:01:35

I just I just have to be

1:01:37

a baby and not a sugar baby. We

1:01:40

know sugar. You want to be a sugarbait. I

1:01:42

want to be a sugarbait.

1:01:43

Like as horrible

1:01:45

as your experience sounds, and I'm sorry that you went through all.

1:01:47

I had to. It taught you so much,

1:01:49

right? Moving forward. We want a daddy.

1:01:51

We want someone with a car. We want someone who understands

1:01:54

social media. But like, do you care if they're in space or

1:01:56

not? You prefer not. I would love somebody

1:01:59

that.

1:01:59

is in the industry.

1:02:01

Okay. Not in the industry. Oh gosh, not

1:02:04

like that. Like in the industry into a sense where like,

1:02:07

girl, they know it. Like,

1:02:09

you know, where I don't have to explain myself or someone

1:02:11

that won't make me taking

1:02:13

pictures with fans about themselves. Absolutely.

1:02:16

Also someone not intimidated. Yeah, that's how I want it.

1:02:18

Like, yeah, I do your thing, babe, you know? You know, like

1:02:20

girl, if to date me is

1:02:22

to know that I'm a bad bitch and to

1:02:24

know that you're dating a bad bitch is to know that

1:02:27

everyone's gonna want me. And be obsessed with that

1:02:29

and be happy for you. And if you can't use that

1:02:31

fact

1:02:31

as in your power, like, you know

1:02:33

what I mean? Like, I would love a man that's like, I

1:02:36

love the fact that everyone wants you and like,

1:02:38

and that only I can, you know? I love

1:02:41

a man like that, but if it was a man that was

1:02:43

like, oh, I don't like the fact that everyone wants you. I'm like,

1:02:45

well, what do you want me to do, bitch?

1:02:48

Be ugly. I'm sorry, that's not in my

1:02:50

fantasy.

1:02:50

That's not paying for the gas. I was paying for

1:02:52

the G. I'm like, what do you want me to do? Not get a blowout? Fuck

1:02:55

you. Do you think with your next relationship,

1:02:58

you're gonna keep it as private as you did? Yes. Okay.

1:03:01

Um, till the ring, honestly.

1:03:02

I'm like, girl. Hard launch on

1:03:04

the ring. Yeah, hard launch on the ring. I'm gonna be

1:03:06

like, yeah, Alicia also didn't tell

1:03:08

me.

1:03:11

Wait, I love that though. That

1:03:13

was your full conscious decision before and you wanna

1:03:15

keep that moving

1:03:15

forward. Oh yeah, for sure. I love that.

1:03:18

Yeah, cause I, also going back to Bretman and Bretman Mott,

1:03:20

like, I think the one thing that I

1:03:23

have never showed the internet is,

1:03:25

I've shown the internet the world, I think, and

1:03:27

I think the only one that I

1:03:29

wanna reserve

1:03:30

for Bretman is my heart. Yeah. And the

1:03:32

things, and the people and the things that I love. And I think that's

1:03:34

also why I stopped making videos

1:03:36

with my mom and Cleo is because I don't

1:03:38

want the internet to have access to them anymore.

1:03:41

I don't

1:03:41

wanna read comments about my mom not being

1:03:43

able to speak English or Cleo

1:03:46

being

1:03:47

like, you know, people calling this six year old

1:03:49

a dumbass cause she doesn't know as much words as

1:03:51

their six year old.

1:03:52

Yeah. So it's like, they don't deserve that.

1:03:54

They don't deserve that. And also with my sister,

1:03:56

like,

1:03:58

it's so heartbreaking, like all the time.

1:03:59

like going on our page and like seeing all

1:04:02

the females commenting on her like

1:04:04

having

1:04:05

different kids and then so many kids and it's just

1:04:07

like it's not your business on top of that. Yeah,

1:04:10

I think.

1:04:11

To put it out as entertainment and then to get that

1:04:13

back. Yeah. It's just like you guys don't even deserve.

1:04:15

Yeah. Anything that I love is

1:04:17

not for them. Send

1:04:19

my chickens of course. Send my dogs. Of course. That

1:04:21

like toes the line though of people, you know how

1:04:23

so many people are like, oh well, they

1:04:26

asked for this. Like they wanted this life. Yeah.

1:04:28

Also, for us on the other

1:04:30

side,

1:04:31

we want to share these things until it unfortunately,

1:04:34

sometimes people ruin it and you have to reel it back in. But

1:04:36

I think that's a really great way to take

1:04:39

your next relationship. Yeah.

1:04:40

But also y'all need to stop fucking saying that

1:04:42

like,

1:04:42

oh my god. I know. The one girl that

1:04:45

was like I was eating at

1:04:47

a restaurant with my friends, which

1:04:49

I really already barely see my fucking

1:04:51

friends because they're out in the universe in colleges

1:04:54

and being successful in their own ways. So

1:04:56

I barely see them and I love being in prison with

1:04:58

them but there's this one girl that was like, can I get a picture? You

1:05:00

can't say no because you asked for this. I

1:05:04

asked for pictures

1:05:05

like that. Can I get a picture? You

1:05:07

can't say no because you asked for this. What did you say? I

1:05:10

was like, I literally was like, I looked

1:05:12

at all of my friends and I was like, okay.

1:05:14

And she got the vibe that she made it awkward. Yeah.

1:05:17

And she was like, can we do it outside? Like

1:05:19

now you want me to get. So I got up, went outside

1:05:21

the restaurant, did it outside because of the lighting.

1:05:23

And then she tried to like ask

1:05:25

for my number and like try to be friends after

1:05:27

and I literally just like,

1:05:29

I literally just like dropped my face

1:05:31

and then went back inside. Yeah. Because I was

1:05:33

like,

1:05:34

yeah, I asked

1:05:35

for

1:05:37

fame but I did not ask for you. No. Yeah.

1:05:39

Bitch. The fuck.

1:05:41

Also, you would have said

1:05:43

yes. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, if you just

1:05:45

had, if you, I've never said no to a

1:05:47

picture actually. Of course not. Yeah. Even

1:05:50

when bitches were showing up at my dad's funeral, y'all

1:05:52

still got your pictures girl. That's,

1:05:55

I cannot believe that. There are these. So it's

1:05:57

just like. Girl.

1:06:00

I don't know.

1:06:01

Well, what can I say? I'm hot. Like everybody

1:06:03

wants to eat. Like you get it. They want

1:06:05

me. I get it.

1:06:06

You want a picture. Hey, girl, you saw something beautiful.

1:06:09

Like you can't back it up. Like you need a picture.

1:06:11

I get it. I am the fantasy. I

1:06:13

would love to know when you go home, like

1:06:15

what's a day in your life on the island. And I want to know

1:06:18

also where are your favorite restaurants and things to eat

1:06:20

that I can put on my list when we come visit you. Yes,

1:06:22

it is. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. Yes,

1:06:25

it is.

1:06:26

Yes, I get that from. The girl.

1:06:28

The girl. Yes, I think so. So

1:06:30

good.

1:06:33

So a day in the life of a bad bitch. So

1:06:36

bad bitches are morning people. Okay, I was

1:06:38

gonna say we're morning girls. We wake up early

1:06:41

because we also have dogs. What's early? Girl,

1:06:45

I try to beat the sun. Oh my God.

1:06:47

But I'll tell you why later. Okay,

1:06:50

so. 536 is what time

1:06:52

I wake up. I know. I

1:06:54

know. But

1:06:55

I'm a bad bad bitch. I can't be a bad bitch. Literally.

1:06:58

So 530 to 6,

1:06:59

I wake up, walk

1:07:02

my dogs and then I'll

1:07:04

have a big yard. So

1:07:07

I like not walk my dog. Let my dog. Let

1:07:09

them out. Okay. Gosh. I'm

1:07:12

actually thinking of walking six dogs. Oh, no, no. I

1:07:14

let my dogs out and then let

1:07:16

them back and feed them, make my coffee. And

1:07:19

then I go in my little

1:07:21

triangle hut that I made for meditating.

1:07:24

And then because my grandmother taught me how to meditate

1:07:26

really early on in my like a little kid. I

1:07:29

was meditating as a little boy. And one of the biggest things

1:07:31

that she taught me was I had told

1:07:33

you guys with the sun, she's a light worker.

1:07:37

And so my grandma and I would always beat

1:07:39

the sun getting ready for school and we would meditate

1:07:41

with the sun because she believed that the first

1:07:44

rays that you could get from the sun

1:07:46

are the most powerful. So I

1:07:48

literally am there like in the dark, like

1:07:50

waiting for the sun to like literally just in the

1:07:52

middle of my roof sometimes

1:07:55

before I built my little meditation

1:07:57

corner. I'm literally just there like.

1:08:00

waiting for the sun to kiss me. Because

1:08:02

in

1:08:03

my deluzu world, it's my grandmother kissing

1:08:06

me. I grew up with her when my

1:08:08

mom left me in the Philippines,

1:08:11

and my brother and my sister all moved to America. So

1:08:14

she was what I saw as my mom, where

1:08:16

I moved to America. So it was

1:08:18

like her kissing me, and I always feel like she

1:08:21

brings me back to Earth, because you know what

1:08:23

we do.

1:08:25

You're very grounded. You

1:08:28

know, fly high, and

1:08:29

especially Aliyah

1:08:31

too, like at that bitch. I already

1:08:33

fucking think. She was

1:08:35

like, this one's gonna need it. I just wanted to know

1:08:37

fucking think. She's a rock star, so let's

1:08:40

put her down. So yeah, I would always

1:08:42

meditate. Anyways, I'd meditate,

1:08:45

and then I would cook my breakfast, which

1:08:47

is usually meal preps, which is egg whites

1:08:49

and broccoli. And then I'd do my

1:08:52

peloton, which I love. Peloton, shout out to Cody

1:08:54

Rigsby. I love you, Daej. I

1:08:56

do my peloton, and I do my little workout,

1:08:59

and then y'all not gonna believe this.

1:09:02

Go to the gym. I do

1:09:03

believe it. The peloton is in my garage,

1:09:06

and then I go to the gym in the

1:09:08

actual gym gym after that. So I do like

1:09:10

a pre-workout before my workout. Got

1:09:13

it. Damn. And

1:09:15

I go to the gym. We're listening. How much

1:09:17

are you listening, by the way? A lot. I

1:09:19

know. You know how people have a sleeper body? I have a sleeper

1:09:21

strength. Like I don't look strong until

1:09:23

like you actually see me. No, it's

1:09:25

crazy what you're listening.

1:09:27

Yeah, girl. With a name like Bretman Rock, girl,

1:09:29

I was named after wrestlers. You have to

1:09:31

be fucking strong, bitch. How did you get into fitness? I'm sorry,

1:09:33

I keep deterring away. I know. Girl, I'm

1:09:35

still doing my day. Sorry, we'll get back to it after. We're only at 8

1:09:37

a.m. How did I get through fitness? Because

1:09:41

when my

1:09:42

dad figured out I was gay, he

1:09:44

said, verbatim, but in our language, you

1:09:46

can be gay, but you gotta do sports because I did not name

1:09:49

you Bretman Rock for nothing. So I

1:09:51

did every fucking sports there is, Miss Remy. Wow. Like

1:09:55

my first sports was baseball, coach

1:09:57

pitch, I guess, then soccer.

1:09:59

I know for two months and then

1:10:03

Track is where I kept through from fifth

1:10:05

grade all the way down to high school college

1:10:07

for a girl But now

1:10:10

I'm just a Nike athlete for it Yeah,

1:10:14

I really just be doing things

1:10:16

But yeah, I I'm into fitness because

1:10:18

my parents were big

1:10:20

fitness Okay. So yeah

1:10:23

always setting up for

1:10:24

sports. So it's just stuck to me Okay,

1:10:26

so I do the gym and then I eat my lunch

1:10:28

at the gym and then I take all

1:10:30

my calls on my right back Come so that's when I usually

1:10:33

call my sister in

1:10:35

LA and she tells me about my week and Then

1:10:38

by two to four o'clock.

1:10:41

I'm high I'm

1:10:44

Bretman rock from 530 to 3.

1:10:48

Okay, and then she's Bremen by three when

1:10:50

yeah when the Power comes up

1:10:53

here. No one's working anymore here. So you

1:10:55

you're I work. Yeah, I work

1:10:57

LA time Yeah, like all my meetings

1:10:59

because it's LA times. Yeah, I also have

1:11:01

to wake up early So by noon

1:11:04

my days done my contents are

1:11:06

out. That's really nice. I love you Literally,

1:11:10

you wait like is there time you

1:11:11

go on social media or like you don't go on

1:11:13

till I try to do that Really

1:11:15

cute thing at once upon a time

1:11:18

where you don't check your phone for the first hour But

1:11:20

girl, I like a first fucking girl I

1:11:23

know it last like two days and then I'm yeah I lasted

1:11:25

like a week for me and then yeah, I'm back to like

1:11:28

first thing I see him. Yeah, I do

1:11:30

almost like a

1:11:33

Like an intuitive Screen

1:11:36

time is what I call it. You're like too much Yeah,

1:11:38

like I feel like I feel like you guys know when you've

1:11:41

had enough internet for the year overstimulated

1:11:43

Yeah, it's like or you're refreshing and like

1:11:45

there's nothing. Yeah, why am I doing this literally?

1:11:47

Or like you you're like it's been

1:11:49

the third hour and you've already checked your email like

1:11:51

you

1:11:52

Like

1:11:55

this is the third

1:11:56

time I'm doing this good time to close

1:11:58

the day and like what let me put a fucking show on

1:12:00

like you know

1:12:01

so yeah wait I love it Weed

1:12:03

of Choice oh yeah

1:12:07

I'm an Indica

1:12:07

girl because sativa bitch

1:12:10

this would be a three-part

1:12:11

episode no but

1:12:14

I like the sativa be sativa in

1:12:16

bitch like I need Indica

1:12:19

to like be like girl

1:12:21

I need to know your thought

1:12:26

well I feel like we should do a high episode

1:12:28

one

1:12:28

time I really would

1:12:30

do a 420 episode or hopefully

1:12:33

by the time my podcast is

1:12:35

uh y'all owe me an episode bitch because this is

1:12:37

my second episode we're done we'll owe

1:12:40

you two together and two individually yeah

1:12:42

we'll fill you up for six months

1:12:43

can we do edible

1:12:46

oh no like I'm very I would we would

1:12:48

make them and then I would

1:12:51

love I would love that like

1:12:53

a brownie 420

1:12:53

brownie so basic

1:12:56

we should make it like very like foodie like fruit

1:12:58

loop rice krispies I've like never

1:13:00

had an edible I mean I love it like the

1:13:02

I like the foodie pebbles

1:13:05

because the flavor is so strong that it hides like

1:13:09

the only edible I've tried were these like shrimp

1:13:11

chips like you know like the Asian shrimp chips

1:13:13

girl that's so Asian of you it was so good that's

1:13:15

the only edible that I've ever tried did it work

1:13:18

oh I've tried the canned drinks I like those I guess

1:13:20

it's an edible but I love though you like

1:13:22

your high on edibles I

1:13:24

get like really anxious when I'm high

1:13:26

so I don't know you can micro dose okay okay

1:13:33

we will be on that bong wait

1:13:35

I want to try like we should actually do

1:13:37

that or the best place to be

1:13:39

high ever is honestly my property

1:13:41

no like that's being

1:13:44

high on Maui Waui in Hawaii

1:13:48

dream come true that's the

1:13:50

fantasy girl and you texting me about a

1:13:52

little something yeah so we'll do that

1:13:54

yeah yeah well blank and paint

1:13:56

yeah anyways

1:13:59

if you see the next video We're gonna come. We're gonna

1:14:03

come. We're gonna come. Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Where y'all were coming to

1:14:05

my birth? I

1:14:07

know I'm so sorry But I also know that month was

1:14:10

a lot for you right now I'm not I have a day of your birthday

1:14:12

was my anniversary and I was like how we have to go He's

1:14:14

like I've made plans don't even worry

1:14:16

girl. We're gonna come I don't know birthdays

1:14:19

and y'all got more anniversary spend

1:14:21

true. Thank you Would I want to know your favorite foods

1:14:23

on the island my favorite foods on the island?

1:14:25

I'm lame Oh my gosh, because people

1:14:28

always ask me for my secret spots and I'm like,

1:14:30

you don't don't give them away Give us I also

1:14:32

don't have any because my secret spots is

1:14:34

literally

1:14:34

the ones that you guys already know like aloha

1:14:36

pokke zippies. I love the

1:14:39

poke food land like

1:14:41

literally

1:14:43

Helena's if you want to try something different

1:14:45

other than other Hawaiian Restaurants,

1:14:48

you know, so and bitch the island is so

1:14:50

tiny There's only so much restaurants

1:14:53

girl. So good because the yeah, so

1:14:55

good any seafood place there. You

1:14:57

just know it's fresh It's good our seafood.

1:15:00

Oh the bias. I want to I want to like

1:15:02

do the The uni how you like

1:15:04

you like just had it fresh and like oh

1:15:06

You guys would love

1:15:09

you guys have never had fresh uni, bitch

1:15:13

Different it's so different bitch and

1:15:15

like I love to like have you ever seen that

1:15:17

video of Rihanna like peeling a mango And she

1:15:19

like dips it in the ocean and like no

1:15:22

Yes, because she thinks this does me with uni

1:15:24

bits like I just be cracking and dipping it with

1:15:26

the

1:15:30

Fantasy girl I'm telling

1:15:32

you I really been we live two lives

1:15:34

bitch girl. I

1:15:36

don't even I don't like to show too much of like

1:15:39

my Jungle

1:15:42

life back home because girl

1:15:44

no, no, I don't need to see movie

1:15:45

in action That's also like my

1:15:47

Bretman time like literally just me being

1:15:50

naked and afraid or like just be being

1:15:52

Out scuba diving

1:15:54

with my friends and they're like little just because

1:15:56

girl I'm friends with so many cool people back

1:15:58

home like bitch I'm friends with,

1:16:01

I can't believe I'm telling

1:16:03

you guys about,

1:16:04

I'll just tell you about her. So she is literally

1:16:06

like a full on mermaid jaw. Her family

1:16:09

lineage, their family

1:16:11

has always taken care of that beach. So her

1:16:13

grandfather, her great-great-grandfather was like the

1:16:15

first lifeguard there. So they've always watched over

1:16:17

that host in where

1:16:19

I live now. And bitch, they have the coolest

1:16:24

things ever because they also shoot movies in the

1:16:26

production world.

1:16:27

So girl, anytime they pull

1:16:29

out all the C-Bobs, girl, I'm in there, like

1:16:31

I'm in set, bitch. They're filming this thing

1:16:33

right now. I can't really say the title

1:16:35

of the movie, but it has

1:16:38

to do with a blue dog.

1:16:41

Not blue's clues. I was thinking blue's clues.

1:16:43

I don't know. Oh! Oh,

1:16:46

yes, yes, yes, okay, okay. Live action. Okay,

1:16:48

okay. Yeah, they're filming that right now. And

1:16:51

girl, I'd be on set like, oh,

1:16:53

I'm literally

1:16:53

on set fucking around

1:16:56

with their C-Bobs.

1:16:57

You should have been, oh, we'll be back. You

1:17:00

should have

1:17:01

been cast as, what's

1:17:04

her name, Nani? Nani, oh my God. You would have been

1:17:06

such a good Nani. Y'all, the boy

1:17:08

that they casted for David.

1:17:10

Hi. So cute, and he's gay.

1:17:12

Shout out to you. That's a fantasy. You ever know

1:17:15

that? Yes, yes, love him. They

1:17:17

came to my birthday here too.

1:17:18

I'm so mad we missed it. We fucked up, Rami. All

1:17:20

right, we'll be there. You'll be there, one of these days. We're coming, we're

1:17:23

coming, sorry. Because I'm cooking with Rami,

1:17:25

I wanna finish off on, what's your favorite

1:17:27

Hawaiian dish, one dish, and then your favorite Filipino

1:17:29

dish, one dish?

1:17:30

My favorite Hawaiian dish

1:17:33

of all time would probably be

1:17:35

kalua pig. It's

1:17:38

like smoked pig, cabbage. And

1:17:41

I remember just like being in high

1:17:43

school, they would have that every first Tuesday

1:17:45

of every month, girl. At the school? Yeah.

1:17:48

Wait, I bet your cut, like. Oh, girl,

1:17:51

all the Hawaiian kids and all the local kids, we

1:17:53

never missed that fucking lunch, girl. But everything

1:17:55

else, because they had

1:17:57

like, for us, they'd have like all these

1:17:59

other. like white people food like pizza

1:18:01

and all that shit but we wait so we

1:18:04

have our own like the local days

1:18:06

which is like

1:18:08

yeah so

1:18:09

little pig and rice and what was the other Filipino

1:18:11

dish yeah my favorite Filipino dish gosh

1:18:14

I don't want to be basic but

1:18:16

but if I was being specific is my mom's

1:18:18

adobo but I also

1:18:21

could suck up a good loom

1:18:22

yeah

1:18:24

I don't know give me a tray whoever invented like

1:18:27

any my ass if

1:18:30

you invented lumpia bitch I

1:18:32

will be sucking dick and

1:18:35

hopefully your daddy and then yeah he's

1:18:37

got a little you know mom

1:18:42

it probably is yeah oh

1:18:45

my god well thank you so much for coming on pretty basic

1:18:47

I had no choice no I have so

1:18:50

much fun

1:18:54

you guys thank you guys for watching we're having me

1:18:56

for the second time no we love

1:18:59

it obviously you're obsessed

1:19:01

with me we are obviously

1:19:03

I feel like it's obvious where you

1:19:05

can eat where you can follow Bretman everything

1:19:08

is that Bretman rock I'm so jealous

1:19:10

everything

1:19:11

why you don't have I'm like Alicia and like English Marie

1:19:14

and like like you know like different yeah you know for the longest

1:19:16

I thought your last name was a lot of people

1:19:18

a lot of people that's really cute like

1:19:21

that's

1:19:21

like me too people think my last names rock wait

1:19:25

what's your last name very

1:19:27

native yeah

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