Recorded July21, 2022 - It;s Leo Szn and Julie and Amy have special guests! We wrap up the season and some free agency stuff, as well as the coaching carousel and the usual highlights, lowlights, and thighlights.

Episode 59: Everyone's Goalie Is Dead

May 11th, 2022 59m 31s

Recorded on May 10, 2022. The playoffs are here, and the Caps did not get swept, goalies are all over the place. Plus it's amateur night, and are playoff beards a thing of the past?

Episode 58: Time Math Is Hard

May 3rd, 2022 49m 58s

Recorded April 23, 2022. It's our Birthday show! We've been doing this for four years, but over the course of this episode we discover that time math is hard and the playoff format is weird, along with some player and listener Senior Superlati

Episode 57 - Trade Deadline Extravaganza

Apr 7th, 2022 49m 43s

Recorded March 28, 2022. You know what it's about. You know what happened, and you know what it's about. It's just Julie waxing poetic about Marcus Johansson for half an hour and then another 20 minutes of other stupid trades. That's it, that's

Episode 56 - Get Some Hornt for your Heart

Jan 31st, 2022 55m

Recorded January 30, 2022. Evander Kane, Jacob Pannetta, Covid-19, and hey, damn, hockey's pretty fuckin' miserable right now, isn't it? The Caps are bad, the Caps are good, Kuzy's going to the All Star Game, and Garnet Hathaway is just a toddl

Episode 55 - Baby It's Cold Outside (But Not Really)

Dec 19th, 2021 55m 14s

Recorded December 11, 2021. Evander Kane, the NHL vs Kyle Beach vs Gary Bettman being a shitweasel, and the Arizona Coyotes make up the horrorshow of the month, then we get into covid, tacos, Keith Kinkaid, and Alternative Penguins Chirps. Amy

Episode 54: Nick Backstrom is the Ham

Nov 22nd, 2021 51m 32s

Recorded November 20, 2021. We retire "What's The Message, Gary," and talk about the state of the NHL, the state of the Capitals, and play a new game Amy came up with. Plus: a trip to New Jersey, a blowout Pens game, and how we can get Phil Kes

Episode 53 - Who He Play For?

Oct 12th, 2021 1h 5m

Recorded October 10, 2021. Preseason's over! We talk crosschecking, Robin Lehner, Evander Kane (timestamp: 16:40-22:23), the Capitals' young talent, Keith Yandle, Marcus Johansson, Braden Holtby, and an extended edition of who he play for.

Episode 52: Sh*t Parfait

May 8th, 2021 57m 11s

Recorded May 6, 2021. All our condolences to TJ Oshie. Then we talk about Tom Wilson for 45 minutes or however long this episode is.

Episode 51: Taylor Hall Ain't Sh*t in Boston

May 5th, 2021 49m 59s

Recorded May 2, 2021. On Taylor Hall not having to be the hero, Tom Wilson (but not about what you're thinking), PK vs Covid, Ovi's LBI, and Jakub Vrana in Detroit. Then we play an extensive game of Analyst/Coach/Real Estate Agent.

Episode 50: Shakespeare Was A Hack

Apr 16th, 2021 1h 8m

Recorded April 14, 2021. Vancouver vs. Covid vs. the NHL, the trade deadline, Ryan Reaves remains a piece of shit, and why you should be a New Jersey Devils fan if you feel like the Capitals betrayed you this week.

Episode 49: Loserbowl 2021

Mar 30th, 2021 1h 14m

Recorded March 29, 2021. The Buffalo Sabres vs the Philadelphia Flyers, bad things happened to Brendan Lemieux and he deserved it, and we aren't really sure what the Capitals are doing with their defense but Laviolette definitely hates Siegenth

Episode 48 - The Sheep Moan Room

Mar 16th, 2021 1h 43m

Recorded March 10, 2021. Peter Hassett joins us to ask the biggest question, which is "WHAT IS THE FUCKING MESSAGE, GARY?" while the puppy cries the entire show (sorry). Also, how NHL coaches are like Highlanders, Evander Kane, whether or not P

Episode 47 - Fetch the Plague Doctor

Feb 18th, 2021 46m 7s

Recorded February 16, 2021. Coronavirus special! Who had it, what teams got games postponed because of it, and the miracle of how they possibly could've caught an aerosol-borne virus while playing hockey games! Also, Matt Calvert's pink visor,

Episode 46 - Noted Ass Goon

Jan 14th, 2021 41m 47s

Recorded January 11, 2021. Is the season gonna happen? We don't know. We talk Evander Kane, Bill Belichick (?!), the new Capitals goalie tandem, and which member of BTS the Capitals would have as their bias. No, we don't know what the fuck is u

Bonus Episode 5: Reverse Retro

Nov 17th, 2020 45m 44s

Recorded November 17, 2020. Julie and Amy go through the new Adidas Reverse Retro jerseys team by team.

Episode 45 - Sure Bud

Oct 27th, 2020 1h 1m

Recorded October 24, 2020. Free Agency, the Wheel of Goalies, Nastya Ovechkina in hockey gear, and in depth discussion of Lush Toffee Apple Lip Scrub.

Episode 44 - Russian Weeble Wobble Never Falls Down

Sep 23rd, 2020 43m 42s

Recorded September 20, 2020. Ice, Ice, Baby. The President's Trophy Curse. A lot about Marcus Johansson getting traded to the Minnesota Wild. A super-sized "What's The Message, Gary?" segment, why Laviolette is fine all things considered, a ver

Episode 43 - Slavering Over A Dude From Nova Scotia

Sep 2nd, 2020 57m 57s

Recorded August 25, 2020. This is the Matt Niskanen Fan Episode. We also talk controversy (Jon Marchessault, Logan Couture, Mike Milbury), the Capitals getting eliminated from the playoffs, and officially turn into a Dallas Stars podcast for th

Episode 42 - The Bullshit Episode

Aug 12th, 2020 38m 27s

Recorded August 11, 2020. We don't know anymore, TBL v. CBJ is in 4OT. Alexis Lafreniere is going to be a Ranger and we feel sorry for him. Arby's jokes, the lusciousness of Radko Gudas's beard, and props to Ryan Reaves for probably the first a

Episode 41 - The Battle of Who can Play Wonderwall the Loudest

Jul 29th, 2020 41m 2s

Recorded July 28, 2020. The NHL hiatus is over and so is ours. We chat Covid, Chayka, and Crossing, and and get in on the ground floor of Playoff Beard Ranking.

Episode 40 - A Little Bit of Hockey Ass on Every Hockey Player

Mar 21st, 2020 1h 22m

Recorded March 18, 2020. Julie, Amy, and Donya talk the Ultimate Buffalo Sabres Fan Experience, Pride Night with the Rangers, Rona Quarantine, and play Draft Class F*ck Marry Kill.

Episode 39 - Ovi's a Hoggle

Mar 4th, 2020 55m 24s

Recorded March 2, 2020. Donya joins us to talk trade deadline, why Michal Kempny deserves to be benched, and the Washington Capitals Cheer Squad. Oh, and somehow Ovi is a hoggle, after all.

Episode 38 - Failure to Plan

Feb 21st, 2020 59m 26s

Recorded February 19, 2020. The only Washington Capitals regular roster player that Ryan Reaves gets more average ice time than is Brendan Leipsic. Oh, and Bouwmeester, Dillon, the Stadium Series, and the Capitals' defense continues to suck.

Episode 37 - Happy Birthday To Ya

Feb 1st, 2020 1h 20m

Recorded January 30, 2020. Listener and Patron Elizabeth joins us as her birthday present to flog the All Star Game, to talk about how hard the Caps' power play sucks, how we'd fix the Caps' defense, and a dramatic reading of the synopsis of Se