Jordan gives a MAJOR update! Who makes these websites?? Spoons exist! A pun that has been hiding right under our noses OUR WHOLE LIVES! Same brother puns! Made up friends! Not a pun? Still good! Topics: "Candy" and "Kitchen Utensils and Appli

Jack Lemon vs. Rick Shaw

May 20th, 2020 19m

"A show with brothers who love each other and like to laugh..." The O. Henry Pun-Off. Revisionist History?? Jordan keeps standing up. Great bros think alike! The nation of Brussels! The debut of a "Coach" impression! BIG MINION GUY! Topics: "

Hey Hey Hey, Good Boy

May 13th, 2020 16m 1s

We play a BRAND NEW game for the first (and last?) time! How small is a "small mammal?" Should we GET POLITICAL? Will Jerzy's plan to keep Jordan from punning beyond the time limit work? #yesitwill This week's topics: world currencies, small

Brosé

May 7th, 2020 16m 23s

Someone wears a HOT sweater! We ban fictional magicians! The return of Jordan's classic Frasier impression! We wonder if we will ever both be good in the same episode again?? Topics: Magic and Wine

We Bought a Zoom

Apr 29th, 2020 21m 36s

Dole Whip. Horse Boi. Doing it for the Instagram Clout. Squeaky Chair.This week's topics: "Headlines" and "Herbs & Spices."Other Projects:Insomniac TheatreVocabaretWeek Didn't StartAudio:"Circa 68" by Reserved for Rondee"Child's Play

Alice B. Toke More

Apr 24th, 2020 23m 3s

Jordan and Jerzy are BACK BACK BACK with a weekly show and new format! This week: baseball players and marijuana.Other projects:"Week Didn't Start""I_NY""Vocabaret"Audio:"Circa 68" by Reserved for Rondee"Child's Play" by SmarTune- Lice

Punk Assed: PUNDEAD

Nov 1st, 2018 23m 22s

Jordan and Jerzy resurrect the podcast for a spooky halloween "Headlines" episode.

Away With Words (with Joe Berkowitz)

Jun 22nd, 2017 37m 54s

Jerzy talks with author Joe Berkowitz about his book "Away With Words: an Irreverent Tour Through the World of Pun Competitions." They discuss Joe's "Blair Witch" approach to battle rap, his experience competing in (and writing about) pun conte

Elements of a Well-Made Pun (with Jordan Gwiazdowski)

Jun 8th, 2017 45m 56s

Jerzy and Jordan discuss the four (five?) elements of quality puns. Then, they make puns on all 118 elements in the Periodic Table. Shout outs to Hootie and the Blowfish, Oliver Platt, and Iam.

Polyglot a Cracker (with Ariel Boone)

Jun 1st, 2017 47m 26s

A long episode- we couldn't parrot down. Ariel Boone talks with Jerzy about pun etiquette, multilingual punning, "Christopher Columbus-ing," and more. We play Oh Pun Sez We on "Fruits and Vegetables (in other languages)" and a bunch of mini-gam

Fasten der Führer, Us!

May 25th, 2017 13m 44s

Jerzy and Toby tackle some pun topics they didn't see in Austin this year: "Fasteners" and "World War Two."

Pun-Off 2017 Recap!

May 18th, 2017 29m 8s

Jerzy and Toby recap the 40th Annual O.Henry Pun-Off World Championships.

The Ten Commandments of Punning

Apr 27th, 2017 31m 13s

In the first episode of 2017, Jordan and Jerzy come up with some rules for punning in polite society.

Punk Assed: Austin Pun-Off Recap!

May 8th, 2016 5m 47s

The 39th Annual O. Henry Pun Off is in the books! Jordan, Jerzy and Toby congregate in their Austin hotel room to discuss the results.

Punk Assed #36: "Cribs, Oil & Clover"

Mar 17th, 2016 29m 9s

WE DRINK YOUR (Shamrock) MILKSHAKE in this episode, punning on the oil business, cities in Ireland, and pregnancy. This episode is great for St. Patrick's Day. Its also great for weddings and a funeral- just ask Mickey Blue Eyes.

Punk Assed #35.5: "Pop Goes the Witzelsucht"

Mar 16th, 2016 5m 59s

Recently, a woman brought her husband to a doctor because she couldn't stand his constant pun-making. We discuss this case study and improve on the BBC story headline in this mini-episode.

Punk Assed #35: "There's a Nap for That"

Mar 12th, 2016 25m 56s

The bothers play "Headlines," ask some Oscar-themed "Celebrity Questions" and examine the topic of "Sleep" as they prepare for the upcoming 2016 Pun-Off World Championships!

Punk Assed #34: "Super Bowl Scuffle"

Feb 4th, 2016 37m 32s

The brothers prepare for the big game with an all-football episode in which they tackle players, coaches, halftime performers, NFL headlines, and more!

Punk Assed #33 "The Nun-Smoking Section"

Jan 28th, 2016 40m 7s

Special guest co-host Sam Corbin @ahoysamantha joins Jordan in the studio and they just have a weird time talking about erotica, current events, and getting that sweet smoke on.

Punk Assed #32: "Snark Tank"

Jan 22nd, 2016 40m 55s

A special format this week: Jerzy and Jordan pitch each other new pun games for upcoming episodes!

Punk Assed #31 "Thirtyfirst. Episode. Ever."

Jan 14th, 2016 25m 30s

In this new season of Punk Assed we begin the #FindJerzy campaign and Jordan chats with Milwaukee comedian Tyler Menz about the Simpsons and hot sex.Watch the threads unravel and the mystery unfold as we #fuckthepun and #learntolove

Punk Assed #30: "Bro Pun Sez Three"

Jan 1st, 2016 28m 12s

The third brother is revealed! Jerzy, Jordan, and Toby Gwiazdowski play Headlines, a 3-way Pun Challenge, and pun on cities in their home state of Wisconsin!

Punk Assed #29: "Pun For Your LIVE"

Dec 25th, 2015 35m 55s

Join Jerzy, Jordan, and friends as they write headlines, send back their soup, and pun on women's names in this LIVE episode recorded at Front/Pearl Studios in Brooklyn, NY