John, Emma, and Beryl discuss their extremely distressing–emphasize, extremely distressing–viewing of Tommy Wiseau’s film The Room, the story behind the $6 million dollar train wreck (seriously, you could have paid for the educations of, like, 4 English majors), and the cult origin of show goers throwing spoons in the theater. They also decide that sex scenes that don’t last for a solid 20 minutes and use the same shots over and over  (what, did he think we wouldn’t notice? This is not Snapchat for god’s sake) are a complete waste of space.