We're moving into the DILF era for Quaid with 1998's The Parent Trap, which is too long, too loud, and too blithe about the Unsolved Mysteries segment that is this family's narrative...and yet its "welcome unreality" is charming, and so is Quaid. And so is our guest, Tara Ariano, who joined us for a discussion of everything from LiLo charisma wattage to Elaine Hendrix's score-settling hair to whether this is a poppy-fields movie. Turn your Hallmark brains on and welcome Dennis Quaid's teeth back to the podcast: it's an all-new Quaid In Full. Overall score: 6QQQ score: 7.66Days since a lost Kuffs accident: 7SHOW NOTESGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page (https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull)Can YOU get past the first 27 seconds of The Dennissance (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153)?Tara Ariano did; she's a pro! Hear her on Again With This (https://www.againwiththis90210.com/), Extra Hot Great (https://www.extrahotgreat.com/), Listen To Sassy (https://listentosassy.com/), and The Sweet Smell of Succession (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-sweet-smell-of-succession/id1474242146)Roger Ebert's review (https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-parent-trap-1998) Special Guest: Tara Ariano.