Did anybody in this movie...see a movie? Today we're contemplating 2003's Cape Farm, aka Cold Creek Manor, aka 33 1/3 Short Sound Drops That Shouldn't Have Made SDB Laugh. A putative thriller in which Dorff On Golf somehow manages to haul a dead pony into a swimming pool, our "city slicker" hero tries to charm the psychotic locals with Brandy Alexanders, children have eyeteeth the size of quarters, and a cemetery is added to the kids' chore wheel, Cold Creek Manor is mostly bad -- but at least Dennis Quaid doesn't make it any worse, so while you're fleeing the godless city for Sling Blade-on-Hudson, cue up an all-new Quaid In Full. Overall score: 3QQQ score: 5.25Days since a lost Kuffs accident: 0SHOW NOTESFollow us on Twitter (http://twitter.com/quaidinfullpod)Get EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page (https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull)Ebert's 1.5/4 review (https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/cold-creek-manor-2003)Edward Guthmann's for SFGate (https://www.sfgate.com/movies/article/Quiet-fixer-upper-w-view-psycho-House-full-of-2587813.php)The Bill-ogy begins (https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/16)Fatal Instinct (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106873/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_114)