Malcolm and Kurt share a shocking follow-up to last episode’s workplace sex club letter, as well as advice regarding letters from:

• A man whose girlfriend is not willing to part with her deceased ex-boyfriend’s memento box
• A woman whose husband is the object of frequent flirting from their younger female coworker 
• A daughter who reconnected with an abusive father on his deathbed — but then he survived!
• A man who wants to know if he can introduce his new girlfriend to his late wife’s vibrator

Plus our new idea for an “astral” advice column, classic Dear Abby letters, and thoughts on love from ChatGPT.