In this episode we have found the absolute worst dad joke in the world which leads into an appalling bad attempt at standup comedy. We discuss the Tokyo 2020 Olympics, dissect how weird swimming and running competitions are, figure out the a doped up drug cheating anything goes Olympics would be much more exciting, then make a case to drop some of the weird Olympic sports. We also discover Michelle's disgusting dirty secret about dating on Tinder. 

In this episode's weird news, we once again try figure out whether its real or not. Are sex-proof beds really in the Olympics village to stop the athletes getting hot and steamy? Was a very strange engagement ring really made from something odd? Is this the world's most annoying bagpipe player?

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