AH WHAT'S HAPPENING?? Oh, sorry, I thought there was an international pandemic and freaked out for a minute, excuse me. Luckily my phone went off to wake me from that dream and remind me that none of that's real! Wait... but this alarm is label

Day 45- Wasps Just Got Worse

May 6th, 2020 55m 6s

Isn't that the siren that's supposed to warn humanity of impending deadly storms or nuclear war? No silly, that's just the sound that tells us it's quarantime! In the inaugural 19th episode of the podcast that "took all the things in my life th

Day 42- It Takes Tat-two to Tango

May 1st, 2020 1h

Is it time to go outside yet? I certainly hope not, cause it's still quarantime according to my phone, which is in central standard time, a time zone that, due to its being in the middle, is probably the most correct and unbiased! In the inaugu

Day 38- It's All Relative

Apr 27th, 2020 55m 20s

Ding Dong, the witch is dead! But also, it's quarantime! In the inaugural 17th episode of the podcast that manages to be "nostalgic AND charming (An actual listener of the podcast, for real this time)," the fam talks TV shows they most relate t

Day 34- Ennea Way You Want It

Apr 23rd, 2020 55m 24s

What type is it? Quarantype! That's right, on the inaugural 16th episode of the podcast that everyone you don't talk to is raving about, so to you it would appear no one was, we're talking the Enneagram, Schroeder gets terrified of his leash, a

Day 31- Part of This Complete Breakfast

Apr 20th, 2020 1h 7m

Hang on, you're telling me that I've been out cold for the last 20 years, and I woke up just in time for quarantime? In its inaugural 15th episode, the podcast that's been called "'Hauntingly beautiful'-The New York Times review of 'All the Lig

Day 28- An Injury-laden Episode

Apr 17th, 2020 56m 39s

As I peer deep into my crystal ball, one image stands out above all... that's right, it's a picture of a clock wearing a hazmat suit, the international symbol for quarantime! In the inaugural 14th episode of the podcast with more weekly listene

Day 24- Call in the Swat Team

Apr 13th, 2020 48m 19s

Is that the buzz of a fruit fly ringing in my ear? No wait... the ringing is my dog Schroeder calling to remind me it's quarantime! In the 13th inaugural episode of the podcast you've heard so much about and are absolutely never going to listen

Day 22- Kids, Time for Dinner!

Apr 10th, 2020 58m 32s

Sorry friends, my watch is actually broken today. So when I say it's quarantime, I'm going out on a limb here! In this here inaugural 12th episode of the world's #1 podcast in the eyes of my grandparents, we talk the important stuff, like the l

Day 20- Talking is Hard

Apr 8th, 2020 41m 56s

Let's see... if I move the sundial over here just slightly, the shadow says it's quarantime? That's right, in the inaugural 11th episode of the podcast that "proves you definitely can have too much of a good thing. Please stop asking me que--"(

Day 18- Worst Escape Room Ever

Apr 6th, 2020 56m 7s

I can hear it in the distance... the shifting of the tides as the moon appears overhead. That can only mean one thing: It's gotta be quarantime! In the inaugural tenth episode of the coronavirus podcast that Seventeen magazine named "a podcast

Day 16- A Trip to the Movies

Apr 3rd, 2020 50m 13s

Tis the season everyone! Does that mean it's Christmastime? Nope, it means it's quarantime! In this inaugural ninth episode of "The one good thing to come out of this whole mess"- every single listener, the fam hones in on some movie recommenda

Day 14- A Serious Episode

Apr 1st, 2020 41m 19s

You guys remember when Marty McFly had to travel back in time to 1955? Well we're traveling to right now cause it's quarantime! In this inaugural eighth episode of "the podcast that's way too close to reality to be entertaining"-President Obama

Day 12- You just got schooled

Mar 30th, 2020 58m 56s

Did everyone else set their clocks back? I know I did. And not because it's daylight saving time, because it's quarantime! In the inaugural seventh episode of the podcast that "reminded me way too much of my own family to be entertaining in any

Day 10- Waspcast episode 2

Mar 27th, 2020 51m 35s

Is it Quarantime already?? I almost slept right through it, that would've been a disaster! In this inaugural sixth episode of "the most magnificent audio-based quarantine experience on the internet" (-someone, eventually), the fam takes on carp

Day 8- A monopoly on birthdays

Mar 25th, 2020 42m 31s

Howdy friends! Are those the town's church bells chiming in the distance to mark the arrival of midnight that I hear? Nope, those just mean it's Quarantime! In the inaugural fifth episode of the podcast that "will be used as a primary source in

Day 6- Cleaning crud up in the kitchen

Mar 23rd, 2020 51m 56s

What's your favorite time of year? Mine's the springtime, when the flowers begin to bloom and all the little animals come out for a nice jaunt every so often. Just kidding, it's Quarantime of course! In the inaugural fourth episode of your favo

Day 4- A Segway to a Tangent

Mar 21st, 2020 46m 40s

I just woke up and my alarm is telling me it's... Quarantime? In the inaugural third episode of the world's number one after-dinner pandemic-oriented podcast, the fam discusses elementary school flashbacks, a potentially prehistoric turtle, and

Day 2- A podcast about wasps

Mar 19th, 2020 48m 38s

Oh hey, didn't see you there. I don't know if everyone else's clocks are still working, but ours is and apparently it's quarantime! In this inaugural second episode, we discuss how we're complete and total posers, our family's wasp trauma, and

Day 1 (kind of)

Mar 18th, 2020 1h

Buckle up folks, cause it's quarantime! In the inaugural episode of America's favorite family-oriented pre-apocalypse podcast, you'll be privy to a multitude of exciting events, including: Actual therapeutic tips for being stuck in your house!

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