We know we've been away for far too long but don't worry we get straight back on our bullshit aka talking about what we've been crying about, love to cry about and will continue to cry about.

We give you a big old lowdown of what we've been up to since you last heard from us. Top notes are that Olivia forgot how old she is and Lucy is apparently Benjamin Buttoning.

Never fear we also hit all the important queer topics too from JoJo Siwa's new haircut, a new era for the Lionesses, and the renewal of our problematic fave, 'And Just Like That', complete with stunning predictions for S2.

Plus, we let you know the importance of both showin' and 'sposin yourself in this the year of our lord 2022.

Tracks of the Week:

One More Time, Luka Kloser https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oW0JVT43Ngs&ab_channel=LionsgateMovies

Nothing Gives Me Pleasure, Girlpool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtaQ34FGBgg&ab_channel=Girlpool