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Let's check out with last night's funny. Here's Late Night last Night with Quinn

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Cantera, and you paid the bill. And in the book, it's a

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little line that's a very small little line up. Don't maybe even right more

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than two where it just sounds like you could tell the last story. They

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marked it down to a legal expense. This is why I got indicted over

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right, all right? That makes no sense. That's that's like a bank

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robber going uh. I went into the bank, I took out money.

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I came out of the bank with the money. Millions of people do that

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every day. Now somehow I'm a criminal. Yeah, oh god, it's

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a lot of coverage because it's never happened before. Let me just get the

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quote that I got on the courtroom that Donald is sitting in right now,

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or this morning and probably yesterday morning. Too small, badly lit courtroom.

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It smells like old soup and stale breath, old soup and stale breath.

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Think about it. Yeah, fifty years worth of criminals stinking their way through

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there. Exactly. It's not a Donald Trump every time, didn't build a

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new one for this Child's the guy with the crack problem. We are going

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to get to the Daily Show with John Stewart hosting on Mondays. But we'll

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do one more cut from Jimmy Kimmel last night. It has been a it's

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been a tough month for the magi media. The gang at Fox and Friends,

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for one, have been twisting themselves into pretzels, trying to convince their

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viewers that this trial isn't just bad for Trump, it's a big problem for

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the presidency itself. Look the consequence of this case, it could be life

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altering for the former president. And that's in the hands of these twelve peters

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us set a president. For other people who want to run for president, what if they've done something like this in the past and they could say,

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oh, well, they told me in eighth grade they wanted to run for

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president. So since they paid off a girl when they were thirty years old,

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then that was election interference, Right. I gotta kind of respect them

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and the ends that they're going to to talk about their side of it.

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It's you flip across all the news talking hit channels. Yeah, you know

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the coverage you're getting, and that's we're going to get into, John Stewart, the coverage you're getting most news channels. Is not what you're getting on

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Fox, that's for sure. No, it's pretty fun. So John Stewart

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opens his show when he's talking about the Trump trial, but he reminded us

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about how media and he was talking to MSNBC scene in that media back and

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it went back when Trump was running the first time, how he gave him

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all this free coverage. Now we have to do the meeting we're doing right

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now, I know exactly exactly, but the media should be more response.

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Well that's how he opens it up, right, Yeah, and then of

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course you're going to pick it up with twenty four seven coverage of the Trump trial. Perhaps if we limit the coverage to the issues at hand and try

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not to create an all encompassing spectacle of the most banal of details, perhaps

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that would help. You're looking at live pictures in New York City of Donald

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Trump's motivate. It's about a twenty minute drive between Trump Tower and the Court

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building. Trump leaving Trump Tower on Fifth Avenue. They're not making their way

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Acrosstown along fifty seventh Street. They just crossed Park Avenue, making their way

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up towards Lexison Avenue. Is heading down the dr to the Manhattan Courthouse on

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Chamber Street, arriving at this intersection of American history with defiance. Arriving at

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the intersection of American history with defiance. The brilliant juxtaposing of the gravitas of

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the moment with simple traffic terms was he arrived at the intersection of American history

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where you put a quarter in the parking meter of deciny, leaving the car

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looking to avoid stepping in the urine puddle of jurisprudence. Seriously, are we

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going to follow this guy to court every in day? Are you trying to

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make this oj It's not a chase, he's commuting