We know times are tough out there.

Orc raids, Plagues, famine, the unceasing oppression of the very fabric of space and time in this realm.

Here at WAL*BOG, we want to try and help you and the grubby, filth covered family that depends on you.

That's why in addition to lowering our prices, we now have a new Lay Away plan. If you don't have the coin to make your purchase, you can simply lay away on one of our convenient Bloodstone Slabs, where a portion of your life is drained away. 

Don't worry, We only drain the years at the end of your life. By then you will most likely be begging for an early death anyway, so, Bonus for you, right?

It doesn't even have to be *your* life we drain. Throw one of your kids on the slab. Throw a couple, they're small and can fit. Throw on you dogs, cats, any other animal that you use as pets or meat.

We've heard your concerns about us. Folk say that the giant glacier that is WAL*BOG moves into a town and shuts down all the local shops that have been there for years, and drowns the villages in ice and silence. Well, that's true. But what are you going to do about it, spend more money at the small town shops for goods you can buy cheaper here? You'd have to be some kind of idiot to do that. Heh.

So come to WAL*BOG. We will not be stopped by the likes of you.

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Written, Produced, Performed, and Edited by Neil Armstrong

Additional sound effects by Michele Vos, who was re-organizing a desk at the time of recording.

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